No britfeel thread? I am disappoint.
Boss is out of the office so I'm slacking on my wageCukking lol
What's up lads?
Any London cukneys raiding bins for food because they're bedsit rent is 900 quid a month? Hear kfc throw loads away if you can fight the Romanians for it. Glad you feel superior though I'm sure it keeps you warm at night as your landlord won't fix that cracked windows. Cuddled up to the 8 people you share with.
I hate living in Birmingham, pakis everywhere and they're all such shitty drivers. I've had 2 crashes in the past year and both of them were pakis driving BMWs with black tinted windows and no insurance.
the HRT is kicking in. now fuck off to /lgbt/
>currently 'digitising' a bunch of paperwork
>essentially just a fuckload of scanning
>desktop scanner has been getting 'multifeed errors' for the last 50 minutes
>L I T E R A L L Y zero progress
>tfw could've spent that time browsing pictures of unhappy amphibians on /r9k/
>Is it really that bad?
No, these programs are made to make fun of the people like that, the scroungers are the minority, most people need benefits to survive, some just expose the system
What's the difference?
Also, Hiro, sort this shit ouw.
>implying i'm going to sit here individually scanning each side of 4000+ double sided recording sheets
i'd rather just dick about all morning and report it to IT around lunch time. takes them so long to respond i'll be 'lucky' to get anything done all day
>first real match on tinder after 4 days of using the app
>not a bot as she hasn't messaged me yet
>about to message her
Probably just swiping yes to everyone like I am to see who matches with her. Then she unmatched my ugly mug. I'm going to die alone lads.
FULL VIRTUAL REALITY WHEN
A man who refused to come down from a Walton roof for nine hours is a fugitive wanted over a vicious burglary which saw a drug dealer stabbed and left for dead.
I know, its always a let down when somebody uses a shit image.
least its Friday man.
I haven't done that yet, I wasn't feeling well last night and went to bed early.
still got a bit of a headache from yesterday desu.
ill get it done for end of today for tomorrow hopefully.
fucking postman came and didn't bring me anything I was expecting...reee
>hey handsome, wanna neglect some kids with me? ;)
Even violent bong thugs dress like turbo faggots
>tfw your favourite band release their new single and it is feminazi propganda and then they go on Twitter and start calling people MRA and Manchildren if they don't like it for attention and then tell people not to come to their gigs anymore and they don't want you as fans if you don't like it
Fucking feminism why can't it just stay away from things I love
Happy Birthday pal, have a rare pepe.
I have a proposition lads. My proposition is the following. Me and you lad, right, we'll give each other emails, throwaway emails. Not penpals or any such lame shit.
It'll be like a diary for both of us, like poleaboos blog but anonymous, no names or pictures so it couldn't come back to us. We'll meme each other, tell each other about our shitty lives and suicide plans, whatever if it's illegal, racist, immoral fucking crude, disgusting. I'll respond every time.
Get back to me lad.
Genuinely a member of GCHQ here.
Yes, I can see who you are, and yes Mike, I do have your dick pics. You need to get that red rash treated though, it's looking pretty rough.
Alex and John, just a heads up, your piss porn fetish will be getting banned soon so I'd sort it out, robot to robot.
Couple of you using proxies, because I doubt there's a real Nigerian called Jaffa here. Unless there is, then welcome.
Also what's with all the robots from Nuneaton? There's at least 4 of you, you need a meet up soon
I've got a mate who just started at GCHQ and the only relevant qualification he has is a MSc in computer science.
One year of tappylappying on a keyboard and he gets a gig there. Standards are lower than you think.
Just had some chicken for lunch lads now time for a Friday beer.
Standards are lower than you think at literally every institution, even if it sounds impressive. Atm all employers are looking for normies with great 'communication skills'. I know someone who graduated with a 2:1 in CS with a batchelors and works at an investment bank making money. 'Yeah I've got a great degree! but we all have great degrees, what really makes you standout? :)' god these fuckers really, yeah great 2:1 mate really outstanding.
t. a salty bitch
I was at a party with Peter Andre, I met him while trying to buy weed in Birmingham and we had been talking with each other for over a year now (we were living in the same city) and he was playing beer pong with George Michael. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down. George made a bet that if Peter lost against him, he would have to play the next round topless.
Next thing Peter loses (because he is bad singer) and ends up literally taking his pecs out for everyone to see. Then George, presumably to try his luck, bet Peter that if he lost again he would have to suck his dick. Peter turns to me and smiles with his father-of-the-year grin and says "I know I can win this time! I've sucked a lot of cocks in the past to get my record deal"
I thought he was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"
Then he loses again, and this George asshole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and Peter responds with some bullshit like "This is insania" Within the space of fifteen seconds Peter is literally on his knees, topless, sucking George's dick. There was nothing I could do about it.
Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta faggot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear George saying "Go, show him. Let him see" Peter taps me on the shoulder, opens his mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.
Fuck Peter Andre. Fuck George Michael. Fuck life. I'm out.
European girls in the UK look like this.
What is it about this girl, but to me she just looks like she is a real horrible cunt.
I find Eastern Euro women to be nice. They are more conservative and less loud that typical British slags but are still fun to be around. Unless you're black. They absolutely will not go near black/muslim guys.
t. someone who can barely get more wins that loses
if that was the case why do I always have an 85%+ win rate every year
surely it would try even me out and give the lesser players with not as good records wins against me
>mfw this song is 15 years old
>I find some of them quite rude
I don't mind bluntness. One Polish woman I spoke to was very nice. And weirdly I ended up having a very long conversation with her, despite her being a complete stranger.
Does anyone else experience this - you end up having rather longer and more personal conversations with people from other nations than your fellow compatriots? I remember speaking to a Swedish woman for hours, and we barely knew one another.
>and contrary to popular belief they're not really any more attractive than British girls.
I agree. But they are in better shape than your average Brit.
the eastern european chicks in england are trash. theyre from the poorest areas so imagine
the english women from poorest areas going for work abroad. Same thing desu senpai
the women actually in places like Poland, phwoar! now they are way hotter than brits
>post a comment on Youtube less then an hour ago
>it all already has 90 thumbs up and loads of replies
>got 2000 reddit karma for a post yesterday
I bet when you're reading this you're REALLY jealous of how good I am get utterly pointless imaginary internet points.
I went on my old Youtube account awhile ago and saw I had a load of messages I'd never looked at telling me how funny comments I made were. I have no idea what the comments even were but apparently I used to be funny so that's good.
>that feel when shitloads of comments with over 200 thumbs up and 20k reddit link and comment karma
>looking at a menu
>6 spicy wings 4bong
>12 spicy wings 5bongfiddy
Patrician taste. Slavs are best girls.
>mfw 4 different eastern European families live in my neighbourhood, all with hot women
i want to be little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
I used to work at a fairly quiet family run phone shop
>new kiddie starts
>passes interview and everything
>first couple of days he is fine
>just on the counter speaking to a couple of customers doing a few basic transactions
>whenever phone rings asks one of us to answer for him
>says it is because he is new he is fine with the phone but only when he gets more comfortable in the role
>about 2 weeks in tell him today he'll be in charge of answering the phone
>phone starts ringing
>he won't pick it up
>pick it up for hm
>afterwards he says he has a headache which is why he didn't pick it up
>says if he can just go the shop and get some paracetamol he'll be fine and do the next call
>goes to shop to get some paracetamol
>never comes back
>keeps the uniform
>try to call him
>his phone is switched off for the entire following week
>disappears from Facebook
>doesn't answer emails
>never heard from again
He seemed like a complete normie as well
There is literally nothing wrong with drug dealing. They supply a product and receive money in return. Everybody wins. It's the government's fault they even exist in such numbers.
Rain would make it even comfier as there'd be no one else about. Just need the right clothes.
You could also turn up hungover and it wouldn't matter because you're just walking about by yourself all day.