ITT: Describe yourself in one sentence
>I'm profoundly sad.
>There are no possible series of words sufficient enough in existence that could be strung together in a coherent enough manner to describe 'me', the mere thought of even attempting that feat cannot be comprehended by knowledge itse-FUCK YOU, ASSCLOWN FUCKSTAIN SHIT FOR BRAINS MOTHERFUCKER.
THE ONLY WORDS THAT DO IT.
>I'm not funny nor interesting, do not approach me
Somebody fucked up during assembly and the plans were shit to begin with, enjoy your warranty void product.
>She was a glass of red wine under a crimson sunset, and he was a half smoked cigarette at half past 4 in the morning.