done it twice, been called a great lay.
kissed over 50 girls, been called a great kisser.
so faggots, out with it
My first was late in highschool, was unsurprinsgly not great but better than some horror stories i've had. She was a cunt and ended up dating a few friends/acquaintances.
Went to college, got one or two blowjobs from a nasty bitch from my HS that also ended up going there. Felt dirty but she swallowed and had decent tits so overall I chalk it up as a win.
Year or two later I took a fat girl's virginity, fucked her a few times. Of course she became instantly and absolutely attached to me. Let her down "easy" by becoming more and more distant. Now she's a nasty whore who does nearly anything with nearly anyone.
And here I am.
that's pretty well done. but was the first one hot? like 8/10?
second one sounds horrible. but was she hot?
yeah, fuck landwhales. so eh, i guess horny and she was available?
and finally in hell. same
lots of normies browse this place for the memes
but I'm $100 serious when I say get the fuck out. Damn normies. my only retreat now is wizardland but they're so uptight there.
you've got 100 dollars? that's just as much normie.
a robot can have sex. doesn't make him less of a robot. especially if most of that shit happens under the influence of alcohol or weed.
First one was sort of a tom boy but had a decent body. Her ass was fat which I loved. I'd say people would generally give her a 6/10 if they saw her.
Second one was pretty damn ugly. I pushed the memory of the blowjobs out of my mind but seeing this thread brought them back.
The fatty was just me being horny and having no self esteem, and just fucking any living thing that would accept my member.
Fuck off you tremendous cunt.
Lost my virginity januari last year to a nasty bitch who smelled of shit and fish down there, and bit my dick when she gave me a BJ. Needless to say i didn't cum.
Second time was in may of last year when me and a friend were super coked out and he convinced me to go to a brothel with him. Ended up spending 320 euro's because of coke induced limp dick. Still didn't cum in the end.
so the ass was fat, nice! what kind of ass?
when you say nasty, how exactly?
was the second one worth atleast?
well, it was at some parent controlled parties. was like a whore house and was offered getting fucked, but my social awkwardness won through the booze and said nah.
I guess I could give you some tips?
because alcohol only temporarily halts the force of autism
Just go to a decent one, bro. This one had all ugly bitches, except for this 6/10 'milf' that i fucked.
Everything is pretty chill in a brothel, the people, the girls, no need to be uncomfortable whatsoever. Beer is like 5 euro's a glass, though...
As for the prices of the hookers, they were BEYOND unfair for what you got in return. 80 euro's for half an hour, and the bitch wasn't even fine!
The only reason we went there was because of coke induced sex drive, there's no way in hell i'd have gone there when i was sober.
So all i can do for you is advice you to pick out some decent spots in the vicinity of your location, look up reviews or talk to other people who know what they're talking about.
Well, when i pulled her underpants down i immediately smelled stale shit/sweat, like straight up fucking doo-doo.
So then i went to fingerbang her, and i remember thinking to myself: ''Please don't smell like fish, please don't smell like fish, please don't smell like fish'' So i pulled my fingers out and sniffed them and... UGH! I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Of course i didn't reject it, though. I was really desperate to lose my virginity since i was 19, and i also was way to insecure to tell a girl she smells like shit and i don't want to fuck her. I have been regretting it, though. It honestly gives me nightmares from time to time.
The second time wasn't worthwhile either, like i said, coke induced limp dick and way to expensive. The bitch wasn't even fine either. They were lucky we were coked out.
i was the same at age 17. was like "man, I gotta lose my virginity before 18"
got dared a night and well, went home with an 9 in body.
did you go down on the first? :-D
second was pretty nice.
everyone asking how hes kissed 50 and only fucked 2
ive kissed over 50 aswell probably somewhere around the 70 odd mark and ive only had sex twice propperly and another 2 times very short lived in a spitroast where my dick entered there pussys for like 30 seconds...my reason as to this is cos ive got a small dick and am to shy to take it to that level, probably had the chance to have sex over 15 times :(
WHY ARE THERE NORMIES ON MY BOARD
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
i hate cunts like you..ive kissed an fucked many girls IT DOESNT MAKE ME A NORMIE, im good looking so its saved me socially i dont have to do much im just lucky with my social life and popularity..BUT IM STILL FUGGED IN THEHEAD AND A WEIRDO DEEP DOWN ACCEPT US
yeah but some of us are just good looking and with booze dont have to move much to get pussy..it doesnt mean that when the booze wears off an we get were not just as weird anf fugged up like you ugly non normies
23 Years Old, only had sex there for the first time last week. Felt like McLovin
Not him, but being 50% a bot does not round up to 100. That isn't how this works and you should know better.
>Accept us attractive people that go out, get boozed up and bang chicks
Depends on if he was eye-raping you prior to the kiss
Robot status revoked. Get out.
if you've been able to find the confidence to court and have sexual intercourse with a woman you're socially competent enough for everything else in life and thus you are a normie
just because you like anime, play video games, have a weird fetish or get nervous or sad sometimes doesn't mean you are a robot
>Bragging about it makes you sound like a 15 year old.
Most adult men in their 20s brag about how many chicks they've been with. So to say it makes them sound like a 15 year old is inaccurate. It makes them sound exactly their age.
HA HA FUCK YOU GUYS THIS IS LIKE MY 4TH TIME HERE SUCK IT FAGS I GET HOT BITCHES AND HAVE AN OK LIFE...on a side note for future refernce could you explain what DOES make you a robot? Because i may have an ok life but doesnt the fact i feel like a schizophrenic frek pedo nutter in my brain make me one?
I was set upon by a beautiful 315lb. girl. Fortunately, that is my fetish. Actually, my friend knew I love fatties and she is an actual nympho (I used to think that was a made up condition) so it worked perfectly until her creepy ex who installed keyloggers on her shit and cruised past her house twice a day got back with her. Best part is I actually advocated for this guy I accidentally kekd because I told her "if he's doing all this shit he must really care about you."
I'm starting to think I may be the only legitimate irredeemable virgin here, I can't even fathom the idea that anyone could be interested in me romantically, it just seems like something that was meant to never happen.