So I just went to the shops because I was craving some sprite. It was about a 10 minute walk away. But when I got there I realised I had forgotten my wallet. I was annoyed that I would have to walk all the way home then back again, but then it suddenly occurred to me that I could just walk out the shop with it and no one would notice. So I did it. My heart was racing faster than it ever has, I was so nervous. On my walk home I kept thinking I was hearing someone following me. Now I'm sat at home and I can't bring myself to open it. I feel so awful and I can focus on anything without feeling immense guilt. I've never stolen anything before or even broken the law.
TLDR: I stole a bottle of sprite and now I feel guilty. Should I take it back?
No. Don't be a retard. Next time you go in there to buy a sprite just pay for the one you stole. Lie and say last time you were there you grabbed it and noticed the cashier didn't ring it up on yout receipt you're paying for it now.
Chances are the cashier won't even give a shit. I worked as a manager in retail for a while and even I would steal groceries and toilet paper etc. It realy doesn't hurt the store since we usually write off stolen goods as "damaged" which makes it not count against store profit.
what a fucking beta. you honestly will NEVER get a girlfriend with an attitude like this.
grow some fucking balls, if i ever experienced a guy acting like this my vagina would literally invert and i would grow a penis and i would fuck him in his pathetic little asshole until he learned how to act like a man
>posting this online
You dun goofed OP. The FBI is almost certainly backtracking your IP as we speak, and the Feds will be at your door within the hour. Have fun being gang raped by niggers in prison.
OP are you trolling?Are you?
Show tits bitch.
Wow look at that, no one believes you
I've stole more then $400 worth of food from work - the only reason why I like working retail.
Where I work we don't have the beeping things. I also take things off the shelf and eat them. I've been caught twice, but that was a year ago.
Fuck my life