>catch a whiff of myself
>literally smell like rotting garbage
holy fucking shit, no wonder I have no friends. my god. im seriously revolted right now
>literally haven't showered in weeks
>wake up one morning and go to kitchen to eat some breakfast
>walk to my local mcdonalds in my sweatpants and tshirt because they're comfy
>i get there and order off their dollar menu
>as i'm waiting for my order little girl drops her rubber ball and it bounces towards me
>i squat down to catch it
>suddently as i'm in the squatting position i notice a strong thick smell radiating off me
>little girl yells to her mom that i smell like poop
>I look around and it feels like everyone is laughing and pointing at me
>run out of there crying
haven't gone outside since
Sorry, I have no sympathy for someone who couldn't take 10 minutes out of their mostly free day to clean themselves before going out in public, especially after going weeks without bathing.
I'm as NEET as it gets but I'm at least aware about my hygiene/image before I go out in public.
haven't showered in 2 weeks here
there are fleas infesting the bathroom all over the fuckin' place in the shower drain the sink the tub the floor everywhere
have no clean clothes because apartment laundromat is broken down
too disgusted with myself to even leave the house at this point
been holding in my shit for about as long as i haven't showered
got a skin disease that makes me itch like fucking crazy when i don't shower for a few days
turning into a reptile
leave this entire website. read a fucking book
i live in a shithole of the lowest order for meth addicts
im lucky enough to only have 3 species of insects infesting my apartment, my neighbor has bedbugs and luckily i don't have those yet
i do have fleas in my bed though
im worse than a robot
>who /doesntproducesmell/ here?
>tfw literally no physical exertion in my life and my appartment is cold so i dont sweat or produce any moisture to breed bacteria on my body to produce bad smells
inb4: you smell you just cant tell
>love the smell of my earwax, crotch crevices, balls, belly button, toenails
>when I scratch my ass I'll huff my finger until the smell goes away
Who /misophilia/ here? Tfw no dirty NEET tomoko gf to have sweaty dirty NEETsex.
I have the same thing except with ball sweat. I shower twice a day, once when I wake up and right before bed. soap up my balls each time. No matter what, my balls are sweaty/musty within an hour. Feels bad man.
Advice to anyone here, next time you leave the house, go find some of that off-brand Gold Bond powder in the yellow bottle. Keep it next to your desk, and apply some in your armpits, in your crotch, under your belly roll from where you're sitting, ass crack, whatever. It blocks a lot of the sweating and prevents a lot of stink, without you ever having to get up. If you're not careful, though, your entire surroundings will be coated in a fine layer of powder.
>you smell you just cant tell
its literally this
>went away for a week
>come back to a revolting stench of stale cum and dirty socks
and I thought I was relatively clean as I never leave food and take a shower 4 times a week
>Try to smell myself to see if people notice I have a bad smell
>Can't smell anything on me
Would it be weird to ask someone if I smelled good?
And it doesn't occur to you to shower? Look, I understand skipping a day, maybe two, but there comes a point where you need to fucking clean yourself. I can't not shower, I feel disgusting and my hair may as well be a sponge filled with grease.
>middle of the night
>can't reach because too fat
>cereal bowl with spoon from breakfast in sight
>grab spoon and use it too scratch myself there
>next morning use the same spoon for more cereal without cleaning it no fucks given