>Send dad email asking for money
>Dad calls back almost immediately
>That sounds like a suicide letter son
you guys think he'll give me the money?
>Asking for money
>Pretend to be overly depressed for money
You're just a little faggot, you have to make him worry about you to give you money, you could just blatantly ask, or make your own money.
I bitched about capitalism and blind corporatism, and how my mom is a crazy bitch and he shouldn't have banged her.