Hiadi Hoe, Wagekeks. While you're rushing to work, choking down FILTHY leftovers or FAKE ENERGY BARS, I am ordering a subway sub by a qualified sandwich artist made just for me. I may even leave then a tip, since it was so personalized and they asked what I wanted. NEETS are treated like celebrities.
Us NEETS care about what we put into our bodies, and subway is trustworthy and freshly made. Why don't wageslaves care about their health?
is a good thread as always.
Of course he hasn't. He's a literal manchild who's never had to do anything in his life. It's better to pity them than to ridicule them, as they're beyond delusional at this point.
That's an interesting interpretation.
I actually do.
So? It's not like I'm stealing, my mom allows me to use her credit card. She knows I'm living life to the fullest and making a difference. Being a wageslave means u r a cog in a machine
So, don't you see how ironic it is? You calling people who work hard to earn money wagekeks while you are dependent on your parents' money (who are wagekeks).
Indirectly, you're leeching off wagekeks and this will continue till your parents are alive or doesn't kick you out of the house.
That isn't a life to be proud of.
And what "difference" are you making really? Making any contribution to science or society? If not, then your life is worthless since you're both a failure and a part of the dependent population.
At least two.
With noodles, I typically have fish, beef, and/or fruits and vegetables, and always salad.
>being envious over subway
These threads were believable before now, bragging about having a terrible sandwich makes no sense. You've wither lived in horrible poverty your whole life and don't know any better or these threads are just ironic
Just wait for one of those threads where someone drops out of uni to become a NEET and then asks why their parents hate them and they hate themselves and have no money all the time and asks how are the other NEETS managing it?
Pro tip: They're not.
Sure, run away from your problems while you can. I don't really care about arguing with people like you.
Being a NEET doesn't do you any good. It might happen that your parents are providing you with money to enjoy your NEET lifestyle but when they get old and subsequently die, that won't be the case any longer.
And who tells you to be a wageslave? You can become self-employed if you like. Atleast do something to earn money or be in education / training. If you can get a decent STEM degree, you can opt for postdoctoral research. Those guys get paid to enjoy their work (research).
Sorry, I meant I eat salad with noodles.
I do cook fruit with them sometimes, though.
>qualified sandwich artist
you're not even trying to get a rise out of us anymore
what i dont get about this meme is why would NEETs go to subway?
>have to say your whole order
>sub "artists" are mostly females
>generally have lines with a bunch of 9/5 wagie normies
i preferred that old McDonalds Sirloin meme
NEET here, lemme tell some you fake neets and real wagekeks about how the NEET life really is
>wake up whenever you want
>make a sub for breakfast because it's quick as fuck to make and no extra money for real food
>"hmm, now that i have all this free time what should i do?"
>"ah i know, to /r9k?"
>spend about a quarter of the day on 4chin before even noticing what time it is
>"ahh what now?"
>"i know, i'll make myself another sub"
>make sub for lunch
>head over to vidya room
>"nothing like some good ol vidya to get comfy"
>spend the next quarter of the day playing vidya
>make dinner sub
>go back to computer
>sift through porn and thread at the same time
>ind good porn
>go back to 4chan
>spend another quarter of the day on the internet
>"woah, dark out already?"
>make midnight sub
>go up to bed and watch late night television until i fall asleep
>rinse and repeat
There's something so heart warming about seeing my subway Pepes being posted.
Thanks OP. You're the best. I hope you enjoy your fresh sub made by a qualified sandwich artist.
Dude what? I thought the only reason people did STEM is because of money and never having to do any education after the 4-year to get said money.
No it's really not. I used to work at one. I saw the slime that coagulates at at bottom of the meat packages. The eggs are rehydrated hockey pucks and are shipped to us frozen. And the bolonga isn't even pork based bolonga it's turkey.
There is nothing healthy about eating subway, unless you're just eating the veggie delight.