>hey anon, have you seen that new meme?
>omg dude I havent had sex in like 5 weeks, isn't that crazy?!!!1??1!!
Here's a few. I wouldn't say my anger is unreasonable, though.
>Just be yourself
That only works if yourself is attractive.
>Aww I'm sure there's someone out there for you/him/her
Thanks Louis CK:
>There is a gender pay gap
Just fuck you misandrist cunts. Go watch some Factual Feminist if you really believe this shit
>everyone in lounge during break time
>talking about normalshit stuff like women, parties, plans.
>not a single time is there a silence when someone isn't talking
>10 minutes into their convo
>suddenly hear, "jeez anon, don't talk so much"
How DO they come up with such witty remarks?
>what's your phone number?
don't worry I'll just email you the stuff
>oh, wouldn't be easier if you texted it?
no, I have to go
>what do you do for fun anon
B-browse Internet discussion forums mainly
>oh, you mean like reddit
It was my English 101 professor because the icebreaker for the day was to tell what we watched on TV last night and I said that I didn't own a TV instead of making something up
honestly it's worth getting a phone. i see it as my portable 4chan device. and at the same time i can give people my number when they ask for it.
so unless you live in poverty, get one.
to be fair, we've been doing this aswell a couple of years ago.
whenever somebody talks about 'supposed gender/ race inequality.
EVERY FUCKING TIME
especially in aus were companies advertise positions for women/ aboriginal people only. then the fucking feminists start going on about how we need to be more proactive about a 'diverse' workforce. FUCK OFF YOU SHITS I WANTED A JOB. FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING AND THEY GAVE IT TO A FUCKING MUSLIM DROPOUT OVER ME!!!
>But Anon, why don't you just [action that can' be completed]
No you stupid faggot. It doesn't work this way.
It's generally about:
-Doing something with parent's money. I don't have any. I'm poor. I can't just stop being poor. Fuck off.
-Enjoying things like watching football or attending political youth gatherings of people purely looking for connections.
But I don't get angry anymore.
I know what to expect from everyone.
Most people are ignorant, loud and stupid.
Also plenty more aren't. At least in theory, you can choose who to interact with and who to take seriously.
>ommg i have social anxiety *le shares snowflake buzzfeed anxiety meme on facebook* im soooo awkward lmao guys xD i was at a partyy and i was nervous
>why don't you get out more?
>"hey anon what are you listening to?"
Quick! Brain, make a decision
>sperg out and say nothing
>Tell her what you are actually listening to
>lie and say some mainstream indie band
Brain chooses: Sperg out and say nothing!
Every time. Even telling the person that I was listening to Godspeed You! Black Emperor would have ended better than just going, "uhhhhhh" for a couple minutes.
Yeah, at least they didn't tell you to check yourself into psychiatric treatment after you told them that you listen to Mgla.
I'm sorry for not being able to seriously talk about normie topics and instead talk about random crap just to pass the time
>omg have you seen what X did?
>have you seen [insert football game]?
>[insert politician name]'s ideas are [insert subjective opinion]
yeah fuck you too
I'm quite sure that the person who told me that, and then resorted to calling me a loser virgin on top of that, actually never listened to the band. Their latest album, called Exercises in Futility, is rather hopeless in its general atmosphere though. Songs V and VI are my favourites from it.
>it will happen when you least expect it (((((((^:
>that's not something you can seek, love will find a way to you :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))00
First two seasons are good but it just gets more and more boring as the series goes on. If something starts off really great then normies will still think it's great no matter how bad the series gets (see: Game of Thrones, Death Note and pretty much all the bad but popular anime, a few others)
yeah, it really pisses me off. I have such bad anxiety I actually mentally shut down whenever I have to talk on the phone, I can't even drive because of severe anxiety/panic attacks, and these cunts are always "I didn't have anyone to talk to at the party I was so awkward, social anxiety right guys? winky face" whereas I would spaghetti as soon as someone mentioned a party to me, whether they were actually inviting me or not. I'd end up in tears before being able to knock on the door, assuming I was even able to overcome my nerves enough to leave the house that day.
but yes, you have terrible anxiety because you had one awkward situation in a public place where nobody was probably even paying attention to you, and because of that you had to make a LE AWKWARD PENGUIN MAYMAY image and post it on your stupid social media account because you want everyone to see it.
fucking facebook, man.
>mfw supervisor at work told me to "look me up on facebook!" one day as I was headed out the door
>mfw the next time I saw her she asked if I don't have one
>mfw realizing she wasn't joking on the first part and actually wanted me to add her
fuck i know this feel.
last time i went to the doctors he started asking me questions about my plans for the future and i think my mind just blanked. couldnt talk properly just sat there for half an hour mumbling yes at him. finally fucking got out and had to sit in my car for another 30 mins before i stopped shaking. got home and saw someone post on facebook about how they had been fighting anxiety for a couple of weeks, and now thanks to all their 'efforts' they finally can enjoy parties. oh it also had 150 fucking likes on it.
>go to doctor
>couldnt even properly explain whats wrong
>says everything is fine and boodbye
>think internally "its already done yet? I didnt even tell him about the thing I came"
>walk out without saying a thing anyway
>How come I can't find you on Facebook?
I don't use Facebook you fucking cunt. And just because we're coworkers doesn't mean I want to be your friend.
>Did you see the game last night? [insert local football teams here] were playing.
Implying I give a fuck about football.
God I hate normies
>so what do you do at the moment?
>10 seconds pause
>I... um.. am.... looking.... for a...um... job
>see they doctor a year later
>asks me again what do I do at the moment
>still "looking for a job"
I am not really looking for a job though, just a nicer way of saying I am a fuckup.
This guy. This guy knows what's up.
when my brother found out I browsed 4chan
>omg you browse 4chan, why? Reddit is so much better
then he reads some shit on reddit calling people on 4chan hipsters and weeabos
> hey (other siblings) anon browses 4chan that makes him hipster weeabo trash
>How come I can't find you on Facebook?
This one too, it puzzles me that people think EVERYONE is on that shit heap but I always respond with "It's not the law to be on it, is it?"
>Did you see the game last night? [insert local football teams here] were playing.
Annoys me too when they say "we won", when referring to town or country that was playing.
Jeeze. You guys make me sound like a total normie. I'm autistic af, but even I would be able to make connections with these guys. Try making a conversation with this.
>Have you tried [this food]? OMG it's so good!
Honestly, I sometimes wonder what happened on my facebook since the time I adandoned it. It actually makes me want to check it out, but then I realize why I left in the first place and start to cherish every second without it again.
>"oh, I think I've heard of them"
Fuck that always triggers me like goddamn where's the shame in saying you've never heard of X band? Do normies constantly have to pretend they know everything when they really only know what the TV and radio want them to know? Other things that get me
>music is my life
>I listen to everything pretty much except X and Y genre
>you don't watch TV? What do you do in your spare time?
>no Facebook? That's weird... how do you keep in contact with friends/family?
>come in from getting carts outside of grocery store i work at when it was raining
>default neutral face I have when doing physical labor
>baby boomer lady looks at me and says "trust me it gets worse"
genocide the boomer fucking shits
literally the worst.
hell, even when someone makes an obvious joke in a youtube comment, you have kids posting "ignore the troll" as if it was trying to bait people. learn what a fucking joke is, goddamn.
>music is my life
>I listen to everything pretty much except X and Y genre
this is how to spot a complete fucking retard whose opinions can be completely disregarded when it comes to anything relating to any common interest (music, movies, etc.) these people that each genre has some inherent level of quality, and don't understand that the particular sound of any piece of music has little to nothing to do with its actual quality. they know nothing of theory or composition, and most of the people who say things like that either listen to mostly to pop/rap/top 40 hits or are the kind of pretentious asswipe that "only listens to progressive rock and jazz" because they want to seem superior to others without actually putting in any effort. musically ignorant fucks who make generalized statements piss me off to no end.
it took me a minute, but damn, 10/10 bait anon.
I asked this girl I know while we were all out with friends, "so do you plan to work after college?"
>Really? In THIS DAY AND AGE, how could you ask me that? You think I would pay this expensive tuition and all this if I wasn't...really, in THIS DAY AND AGE. IN THIS DAY AND AGE how could you do that. It's just so telling that moments like this are exactly how men manage to keep women down in society
>Jesus...It was just a question, and I'd had a few drinks. I didn't mean to offend or anything
>NO. IN THIS DAY AND AGE how anyone could ask that is just...I'm shocked. This tells me what you really think [Anon].
Holy shit...and this was after a big trip I took in Korea where the women I spent my time with were dying to settle down and raise a family and be wonderful housewives. I didn't mean my question bad in any way, damn.
Why do you think I told her I didn't really use facebook?
>tfw she's actually a pretty cool person from what I've seen
>still didn't offer the one I keep active just so my mom can tag me in "I love my sons!" stuff and keep in contact with family members from other states
mfw all this
>anon, what's your facebook?
bitch why would i have a normiebook??
>What are you doing this weekend, Anonette?
It's the worst because then you feel extra pathetic making up fake stories about plans.
NOTHING, I AM DOING NOTHING I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING FOR LIKE EIGHT YEARS NOTHING I AM DOING
N O T H I N G
>Do you have instagram? No? You should get one!
The floor mangers are always shocked when they ask who wants to take in carts and I volunteer everytime.
No supervisors, the great outdoors, no customers, times flies, its so fucking great.
>normies have never even heard of the word troll
I know the stereotype is that you guys have lived under a rock for the past 10 years but..jesus man "troll" is as common as any other word. Your fucking grandmother knows what "troll" means. President Obama uses the word "troll." "Normies" use this word as commonly as anything else
>Normies have never even heard of the word troll.
say what? there's stories on the local news like every other week about "cyber-bullying and online trolls." it's not 2009 anymore, anon. every online term is now compromised by the normies. pepe is on hot topic t-shirts. there are 8-year-olds with smartphones. is 4chan literally the only site you visit?
what ^ says
my brother who is an ultranormie told my parents i was 'trolling' when he once saw me browsing 4chan.
similarly he also called me a trol because i cropped a picture of face into a picture with mark zuckerberg for my facebook profile picture (my family insisted i made one so i could keep in touch with my """"""""friends"""""""")
There's an article that says people without facebooks are considered psychopaths, and employers won't hire you if they see you don't have a facebook because it's a huge red flag that there's something wrong with you
>those are autists
The fuck is a "normie" then if President Obama is an "autist"?
Alright, maybe your mother doesn't, but I think you'd be hard-pressed to find anyone at all under say 33 that doesn't know what the word "troll" means, and there are plenty of "normies" under 33
The news also uses the word "anon," but that's because they're using our language to describe our cringy culture.
Because normies totally shop there.
>8 year olds with smartphones
And that relates how?
LITTLE begs to differ
I was wondering about this. I know for a fact that an employer looked me up online for a job interview. If I don't have social media to present myself with on "facebook" I really don't think it should be an issue. I can understand why bad things shouldn't be posted of me online, but having nothing at all should never be an issue I think. It should just make the interviewer feel like a nosy prick.
That said, I should be able to make things up online, like experience and such, with things like LinkedIn or whatever, or even Facebook, and not have consequences for it.
I highly doubt an interviewer will say "So it says in your Facebook you also did X Y and Z. Is that true?" They never ask directly about something like that which isn't on my resume or hinted at on my resume at least.
>be nice to her, she's a girl!
chivalry when they like it, sexism when they don't. they want all the benefits of being women with all the "privileges" of being a man. why don't you fight for being able to sign up for the draft, bitch?
>you're just like Sheldon from the big bang theory
>You should just take life for what it is, don't look too deeply into things!
>Anon, please speak plainly
>Don't judge and just be nice
Nothing bothers me like people telling me to just be ignorantly blissful and speak like "normal people".
that's because it does, for them. life just happens to give them all the things they want. they can't understand what it's like to live a life where nothing good ever happens to you, and even your hard work goes unrewarded.
fuck that makes me want to stab people in the face, I hate that shit.
this a thousand times over.
>mfw that one girl who called me smiley because I was depressed all the time
Like the comments said, that's illegal. And that's really interesting because if an employer admits to it, suing them could bring a nice bit of cash in for the person who rats them out and proves it.
>tfw nobody else reads super easy political theory for fun but you
like nigga no, trust me you don't wanna see me dance
I'm not sure if these are normies but my least favorite people are people who say lines like movie or TV characters, especially to add less meaning to a situation and try to turn it into a joke.
>"eewwwwwwww, haha. i would never do that."
>"ugh, i don't care~"
>"who does that?!"
>hey anon, let me show you this hilarious youtube video
It's not funny, it's never funny
If anything is:
>it is what it is
THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING YOU FAGGOT
>when people claim to have disorders/illneses when they obviously don't (for example: I always clean my house I'm OCD)
>I'm antisocial/I hate people/Everyone sucks
While everyone does suck, the people who usually do are the ones who say shit like this.
when i hear any of these things said near me, i feel an urge to kill myself or burst into treats.
it doesn't even have to be about me, why would you say shit like that in the current year?
While most girls would perceive me as attractive I'm just afraid that I could easily kill those feelings with my atrocious dancing.
I used to be a heavy sperg so some damage can't be healed
Is it worth it to just say "fuck it" and do whatever? I'm close to that point the consequences may be irreparable.
>It'll be an adventure [when used to describe something obviously inconvenient]
I sometimes think this to myself when I have to do shitty small tasks like take out the trash or deposit a check, to convince myself something cool might happen that would be worth the effort, and make me think "man I'm glad I left the house today." but it never does.
>watching No country for old men with people
>people adding stupid fucking commentary like "oh he's angry" "thats a big cloud"
THANK YOU FOR THE COMMENTARY, IF ONLY THERE WAS A BOX IN FRONT OF US PROJECTING THE EVENTS LIKE A TV TO WATCH IT ON, SO YOU COULD SPARE YOUR VOICE
also, people who think that their religious or political views are above judgement piss me off
>not a mainstream indie band
>hey anon, what did you get up to this weekend?
>we had drinks and a picnic by the lake
>and then we went up the coast and had a bonfire
>it made me so nostalgic for the old days!
>w-what do you mean nothing? surely you were doing something!
>that's because it does, for them. life just happens to give them all the things they want.
It's because they're not real people. They're NPCs, and are auto assigned things like jobs, friends, relationships etc. When they're spawned into the world they already have these things put in place. They're just NPCs, they don't have real consciousness.
>Do you have a facebook?
>Hey, did you watch that youtube video I told you about? It's hilarious.
And the most frustrating one I've heard, which isn't popular anymore, thankfully
>Get a life
It is, like every social network, but somehow manages to be more narcissistic
I hate people like this
>Oh I LOVE Anime anon!
>what do you watch?
>Naruto and Bleach of course XD!!!!11!1!!
>lol what the hell is a moe? Get a life neckbeard
>whats your phone number
I start sweating when I hear that because I dont want to talk to anyone or keep a friendship outside of college
>anon why dont you join a club since you dont do anything? I joined at least 3 and they're all cool!
I was thinking that I should join a club but I wouldn't come back due to being frustrated from all the normies and their "lol so nerdy xD snapchat selfie! The Weeknd is goals!"
Cant believe no one posted this one yet
>display non PC opinion
>hurr dont be in the wrong side of history bro!
>ugh why can't you just listen to music that's actually played on the radio anon?
Why is it wrong to say check out this meme, when referring to an image? I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm trying to get my head around it. Like, Pepe is pretty well known so if I saw check out this meme, isn't it right?
>my coworker ( we share the same desk ) spends his days giggling like a lil shit at 9gag
>"hey anon check this meme out xDD"
>boss goes out to do something
>"lol ima check some memes out at 9gag"
>black coffee? EWWW how can you drink that?!
they're always sipping on a monster or AMP too.
>Start a new job
>Get asked what my hobbies are by a group of normies
>don't know why the fuck it matters
>try to avoid answering
>''I bet you play lots of videogames anon! hahaha!''
>nervously shuffle in my seat
>one of the other normies pipes up
>''I'm really excited for the new Fallout''
>realise the chance to get into the conversation and make myself more known to possible even make friends
>think about fallout
>''are you downloading the nude mod? haha I have a real life nude mod, it is called a knife!''
>they get all weirded out by my joke and start questioning me
>''wtf is a nude mod anon?''
>have to point out that it means the mod on PC where the characters become nude
>can see them judging me
>they are console plebs and have never heard of mods
>try to make them laugh one more time by saying ''when I play the game around my christian friends I download the fig leaf mod!'' which is funny because they were nude except for the fig leaves over their genitals
>they don't get it
>I look stupid and have no friends
>normie orders black coffee
>puts enough sugar to classify it as an American coke
>"lol i drink black coffee im so sophisticated"
>implying im gonna be muted
Jesus christ how can one be so sheltered from social contact to be THIS autistic
The funny thing, and the thing I think a lot of people here don't get, is that it's perfectly acceptable to answer "hobbies? I'm lazy as fuck man. Sleep" and you'll be totally fine.
You don't need to worry about this stuff. You can literally put yourself down and say basically nothing and you'll be fine.
But for some reason you feel like you need to have an answer, like every moment you have to prove yourself, so you basically said "I like to make my xbox characters naked and play with them!" which is fucking weird. The correct answer was "Nothing much, just some video games" and they would go "alright chill."
>look who decided to come out into the light from his cave!
I've had a family friend whom I never even speak with nor who even comes to my house tell this to me. I'm not even a shut in. I wanted to punch him in his fat fucking throat.
Serious fucking problem when doing group projects.
My lab partners wanted me to get whatsapp so we could communicate about our project, but I don't have a smart phone so that put an end to that.
>omg ur so hot :) whats ur number?
>dont have a phone
>hehe thats ok, ur facebook then?
>thats ok cutie...you got twitter?
>never heard of it
FUCKING WHORES FUCK OFF GOD DAMN I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU, I DONT WANT TO FUCK YOU, I DONT FUCKING WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU
>but I don't have a smart phone so that put an end to that.
Not having a smart phone has saved me from so many normie intrusions into my personal life.
People actually say that?
Try attending a liberal college. It's hell on earth until you learn to block it all out.
>w-what do you mean nothing? surely you were doing something!
I sat in my room masturbating to cartoon women.
Then proceed to stare them the fuck out of it.
>on an internship right now
>on Fridays all the interns go out to lunch together
>some Black Lives Matter shitter was on the radio while in the car
>one of the interns goes on a huge rant about the "dumb niggers" that burned down Baltimore
I work worth pretty based people I guess.
Because "check out this meme" implies "look at this meme that is new and isn't beaten into the ground yet", not "look at this funny picture with a caption"
Pictures of a meme are not a meme
>how do you feel? you look tired.
>i feel shit haven't slept last night
>yea you do look shit
also this one from two days ago
>you have bags under your eyes like my granny has
>sitting in class, normies who sit around me talking about what they did for Halloween
>"So what did you do anon?"
>"uhhh well I just... hung out..."
>fucking faggots give me this weird look
>"Who do you hang out with anyway?"
Gotta be on your toes anon
>So what'd you do for halloween?
>Well I was gonna go to a costume party, but my mom's a hardcore christian. She would legit cry if I went out on halloween. And y'know it's their house, I gotta listen
>They go "true, true, that sucks man"
EZ. It's also a true story. Damn I could've gotten laid maybe, fucking a girl in cosplay is a goal of mine, and a costume party is the easiest entry.
When people speak like there is a laugh track playing in the background. It often involves a lot of very loud talking.
I don't hate these people, it's just rage inducing to deal with these goofy motherfuckers.
>normies have moronic voocabulary
>have to typically repeat myself with a dumbed down version of what I just said
My vocabulary isn't even five dollar but holy shit public schools make kids retarded.
>There's an article that says people without facebooks are considered psychopaths, and employers won't hire you if they see you don't have a facebook because it's a huge red flag that there's something wrong with you
Pretty much the only reason I have a FaceFuck account.
>implying I'm the one who posted the post you replied to which I then replied to which caused you to reply to me
Same here. That and for the rare website I want to use that requires you to sign in with some form of social media account.
All the friends I have on my Facebook are dummy accounts though, just in case anybody ever goes looking through it.
>derailing a thread to bring up going to a ivy league school
>pretending regards don't make it into ivy league
narcisstic normie detected
Bush went to Harvard and we have a Wikipedia article dedicated to the fact that he has no idea how to speak English.
>haven't talk to friend in 1 1/2 years
>remember her bein
>hit her up skype to play games
>during convo casually call her a nigger
> I think its cool because we're both black
>flips the fuck out
>then asks me why me a black person would ever use the word nigger
>isn't it our word
>no nigga is our word nigger is nobody's word
>bitch it's the same thing
>calls me an ignorant coon
>call her out for calling me coon because, it's just as racist as nigger
>she hits me with this shit
> imma educate you before I remove you from everything.
>Coon is a word socially aware black people use towards dumb ass self-hating black people. an ignorant black person is a coon. a black person who licks the ass of white people is a coon. black people who talk down on their race are coons. black dudes who "only prefer white and latino women" are coons. black chicks who "only date white guys" are coons. black people who make black lives matter jokes are coons. black people who jokingly say nigger are coons. I can go on but I think you get it, yeah?
>I had a lot of hope for u dude.
>mfw I don't know what the fuck just happened
>mfw shes only dated white dudes the whole time I knew her
>calm down tumblrina
>don't cute your self on that edge
then she proceeds to delete me off Skype and snapchat.
Like chill the fuck out it was just a joke, fuck.
sure it's illegal but how the fuck would you know? I mean wouldn't an employer by default have a high level of discretion in the hiring process? Is he really going to ever tell someone they weren't hired because they didn't have social media
>And that's really interesting because if an employer admits to it, suing them could bring a nice bit of cash in for the person who rats them out and proves it.
That would never hold up in court. Most employers are crafty about investigating your social media anyway, especially at tech companies.
>Pacific rim was cool, but why didn't they...
>(this applies to a lot of films but i saw this recently)
Stop. Stop trying to pick single things out of a over the top film about giant robots fighting space demons by going for tiny details, its not fun, its not interesting and it isn't as clever as you like to smugly assume, just enjoy the fucking film or fuck off and shut up.
Thanks to progressives, upper academia has practically lost all credibility and respect in the eyes of many. Soon employers won't give a damn if you went to harvard or bumfuck community college.
>You sound like fun at parties.
That is possibly the most normie phrase in this entire thread.
talk about it all you want, but re-treading the ground of
>would have made more sense if they'd built boats and submarines
>why didn't they use the guns more
>why didn't they just use nukes on everything
Like shut the fuck up, we all thought it while watching and it was fun, its so fucking tawdry to point out over and over again shit we already know, talk about something fresh or just shut up as your not presenting anything new, might as well just tell me that the damn sky is blue or that water flows downhill...
Maybe the people i watched it with where just shit
Here's a tip: Make normies think that you're above them (subtly), that they're just your "friends" from school and you do shit outside with people you actually like. You need to have an edge on them in some regard (looks, intelligence, money, whatever), though, otherwise they'll just belittle you more.
Most normies who say it are stupid but "bee yourself" isn't actually bad advice. If you view it as a strategy to become more popular with women and people in general you're looking at it the wrong way.
It means be honest with yourself and do what makes you happy. This way you will feel good about yourself, and anyone you attract will be people you would actually want in your life. If being yourself puts everyone off, then at least you're happy by yourself.
If you absolutely need to have a perfect normie life with a gf then just be a normie, unless your face is deformed you can assimilate into society by taking good care of your looks and learning how to fit in socially.
That wasn't the point you goons, GY!BE is a name that gets you weird looks. Also, do you honestly believe that your average roastie/Chad has listened to them?
Burzum, Dissection, and Paysage d'Hiver are my favorites. Been listening to Deathspell Omega, Deafheaven (pls no hate), and Watain a lot recently though.
I really liked Exercises In Futility, I'm going to have to go back through their discography and listen to more stuff.
>anyone you attract will be people you would actually want in your life
I think at this point robots just want anyone
>at least you're happy by yourself
that's some pretty fucking wishful ass thinking
Generally I'd agree with your point, but Pacific Rim felt like a real slog of a movie. They could've cut out at least 20 minutes of dumb plot bullshit. Yeah, I get it, their point was to have a simple story without overly complex characters and have the focus be on fighting robits, but they spent way too much time on the dumb cardboard cutout characters and it was a total waste of time. They should have at least tried to make it a little tongue in cheek.
>implying it isn't true
Thanks, triggering robots is easy.
The fact that it bothers you that much is more an indictment on you than them, desu. They enjoy talking about how their mediocre movie could be different, so what? Does it literally inflame your rectal lining if they talk about it? And honestly, with a plot-armored piece of poop like Pacific Rim, there's plenty of discussion to be had.
>They keep trying to make sports small talk with me
>Even when it's clear after the first few times that I don't give a fuck about sports, and know nothing about them
>They just awkwardly laugh after each sports topic falls flat
Wanting anyone with no standards is the problem. If you desperately need other people to be happy you'll probably still be miserable even if you do manage to find a gf. You can't have a meaningful relationship with someone, romantic or not, if you assign them sole responsibility for your happiness. You need to realize that sex and relationships aren't the end-all be-all of life, and find a way to be okay by yourself.
That's how people, regardless of whether they're normies, become truly content with their lives. Most normies aren't actually very happy, it's just for reasons entirely different from outcasts browsing r9k. It's a difficult thing to do even for normies, let alone people with depression, trauma, low-self esteem or similar problems, but it's not an unreachable goal.
>OMG I'm so OCD.
>MFW reading that when I actually have OCD.
I mean it's improved to the point where I just hating being touched and check locks 5 times every time I reseal it but still.
>Mandatory liberal arts class in corse I'm taking
>Entire class is filled with tumblr incarnates
>Can't go a single class without hearing "problematic", "biggot", or "toxic" at least once
Though there was this one funny time where this bitchy landwhale in the class was literally triggered and broke down. Started punching lockers, it was hilarious.
Holy shit this. The idiots who call themselves OCD drive me fucking crazy. I don't even have it but it's just insulting towards people who actually do and struggle with their everyday lives.
Same reason I can't stand SJW landwhales who claim they have PTSD and that being called fat as a kid was as bad as shit actual soldiers went through. It's pathetic.
lol thanks f am
I heard some normie say that I thought it was just a meme but they actually say that.
>alright class, we're gonna go around the room and everyone is going to tell the class a little about themselves
I fucking HATE THIS SHIT. They even do it in college.
>be chubby and a little clumsy in grade 5
>Dance unit in gym class
>kinda like dancing
>fat brown kid in my class is dancing
>he's really bad
>everyone makes fun of him
>realize that I may look like that and that other people might be laughing at me
>skip every class and say that I feel sick
>skipped every dance unit in gym at school until I finished HS
I get flashbacks to how fat and stupid he looked while he was dancing whenever I may be in a situation where I might have to dance and back out immediately.
>what kind of music do you listen to anon?
>say metal in any context and they immediately think I burn down churches and worship the devil
>say any band or artist not in the top forty and they can't wrap their heads around the concept of other kinds of music existing
>literally the only way to win with normies is to not play
>are you alright?
>you seem kind of off today
I AM FINE, I APPRECIATE THE FACADE OF CARING
>Binge watch it on Netflix
Why do people love to flaunt their Netflix addictions
Netflix isn't a hobby
All the usual shit like
>omg I can't even XD
gets me but the two things that make me pissed are
>I LITERALLY ______
>wow don't be a troll
when you simply disagree with something. It can be something petty like
>hey anon you want a beer
>no thanks I'll just take water/other drink
>wow you're such a troll anon XD
The netflix meme gets to me so fucking much since one of my few online friends hasn't figured out what torrents are
>omg I can't wait to watch seven deadly sins!! (Nanatzu no taisai, a shitty shounen)
>why don't you just torrent it
>here, just go to nyaa
>okay what do I do now
SEARCH THE FUCKING NAME JESUS CHRIST HOW CAN YOU FIND PORN BUT NOT A TORRENT
I can't stand the basic facebook pseudo intellectuals. Like. At lunch earlier, some normie faggot sees that we're all on our phones and says,
>this is why society is dying. Everyone's on their phones.
And all I could think to say was, "Thank you for pointing out what every white trash/ redneck /conservative old person has ever said about the growing trend of technology and the downfall of face to face social situations."
>mfw normies refer to ANY IMAGE IN THE INTERNET as a meme.