Chestlets. Will they EVER learn? having big tits=/=being fat
I wish I had a big titted gf
I wonder if big titty girls are aware of just how on tilt they put everyone else
Of course they are. Positive attention is delicious, no matter what its for.
I feel bad for chestlets. I dont know how they handle being
second to cowtits. Cowtits>DFC>D-C Cup>Everything else
But then who would we have to laugh at for not having amazing tits?
I have tons of unsauceables I wish I could identify
>and this is where my boobs would be...
IF I HAD ANY
FUCKING KILL ME, BEING FLAT IS LITERAL HELL
Many attractive women are unaware that most people are assholes because everyone treats them nice.
They also believe all men cheat because they only date Chads who have a constant supply of pussy being thrown at them.
Chestlets are balance. Without them, how can we appreciate the truly large.
Whatchu talking about man, that's one of the golden sizes.
>until they start to sag, that is
I don't know man. I like shapely tits of normal size, like pic related.
Things posted here are aberrations, just comically oversized.
I'm a man, so I'm obviously flat, dumbass.
>not enjoying some droopiness.
>They only start to sag if a chick is dumb and can't take care of her body
>Expect a higher caliber broski
Well, I hear ya buddy. To each their own. In my personal opinion, larger the better.
However, FATTER is not better. I'm more talking the actual tissue that makes up breast. With the ducts and glands well dispersed.
>shapely tits of normal size
>posts fake tits
I don't think so, but we can mine out our tit encampments where we so may lie. And say FIE! to those who would mock us.
>In short, no, but take solace.
This guy gets it.
I've been searching for almost a year and haven't found anything about her. I'd give my neighbors left nut to know who she is.
tfw I'm pic related
Disregard the corn its an older pic I'm at a bus station
>her tits are not sapient being with their own purpose and consciousness
3DPD go home
I'll belive you anon but you should take some pics of your gf yourself to post on here some day.
How chestlets? She can do everything you can AND she has awesome tits.
I was on the corn joke thread
;_; pls no bully anon
I found another
i was suicidal because my dick is only 6 and a half inches
then i remembered I will never be a woman without tits
immediately i realized that life isn't hopeless, at least i can hide my cocklet but women will never be able to hide their washboards
there is, god didn't curse you with a vagina and small tits
>I was suicidal because my dick was above average.
>no one here will ever see anyone this prefect
Nope. Their is no god.
the standard is 7 inches and up nowadays, women have destroyed their cunts with 9 inch dildos.
>literal armfuls of tits
I cant even think of a proper onomatopoeia for how this makes me feel.
Average size is 5-6. Quit being a little bitch.
>how do you like my dress, anon kun?
IT'S NOT FOR FUCKING KINKY STUFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT PERVERT
>do you want a hug from mommy, anon?
nobody wants average, why should anyone pick an average cock when 9 inch cocks with 6 inch circumference are readily available? this doesn't exclusively apply to dicks, nobody wants average things, people want above average things.
Speak for yourself
>GF is 32K
God is just very selective.
Man you must be quite attracted to yourself.
OH GOD, PLEASE DEGRADE ME MORE~! <3
lol jk. Just jokin with ya.
>Her boobs don't have a core
If my sources are correct.
Kind of a butterface but huge tits.
>roastie getting toasty
modern women have been stretching their vagoos out with large dildos since they have had their periods, their mothers will buy them 10 inch dildos because that's liberating.
literally EVERY college aged girl has her own personal 9 inch dildo.
You don't keep a girlfriend by sharing her with strangers. Thus, I can't prove it. You're perfectly allowed to not believe me.
Please, for the sake of sensible discourse, elaborate. Why is DFC better? I'm legitimately curious.
The trick is, you just have to date that first big-titted girl and then you can date all of them. It is like a club, or something.
In HS I had a crush on a girl with DDD tits but we were 'only friends'. Then one Summer I visited relatives - one was a cousin with gigantic, FF, tits. When school started my crush saw a picture of us when I was talking about vacation and asked 'did you date her?' and, I have no idea why, I said 'yeah'
SHE starts chasing ME!
Pretty soon we're dating and she wants assurances her tits are as nice as my 'ex-GF's'.
In college I had a picture of my ex (the one with DDD's) in my room and every huge-titted girl was after me
>you will never feel her big soft heavy breasts
>Only Chad will with his big hands that make her feel like a woman
there isn't even anything to have a taste of, unless your taste in women involves rib cages.
This is correct. You gotta work your way up the
>tfw used to be Chad
>tfw with my groupie friends we'd go around making fun of cheslets mosquito bites
It was so funny watching them on the verge of crying.
Women with large boobs can have the same
Exhibit A: Picture related.
Point taken. I personally just like extremes. Extremely big, extremely small. Both appeal to me. I prefer bigger tho.
And I fully respect your opinion. And agree with you. Also, that gif. You're killing me Broseidon. Is that that Ardella chick? The cosplayer with big tits?
Larkin Love is her name.
This seieki akuma is Lantti Irres
Thanks. I'll need to add her pics to the collection.
Here's another you can add to your collection
Never let anyone tell you that you have enough content.
>6.13GB of purely porn
>5244 files, 127 folders
Consult your doctor before look at big boobs. Adverse side effects may include: raging boners, light headedness, poor decision making and
>no mention of beshine
Keep it up brohana, you can do it! Maybe a big boob goddess awaits you if you succeed!
>Pic related, the kind of heaven you might obtain.
It's neatly organized too. Including seperate folders for webm, drawn images, and so on.
I was selecting only natural content. Any chestlet may become a beshine with dedication.
However, on the subject of enhanced, have some Underbust.
I salute your resolve.
Chestlets are the reason girls with truly huge tits want reductions and want to stop being huge. Y'all gossip and talk trash about the huge boobed girls and spread that insecurity. I've met countless confident chestlets, and even more insecure tit-queens.
>I'm a little salty about this.
Aah, I love Underbust! Such a cute accent.
All breasts are beautiful, so stop worrying. Its like guys complaining their dick is below average.
>tries to post a webm
>file too large
No such thing as too large!
I guess take pics instead.
>not having back problems
>not having difficulty picking out clothes that cover my boobs (bathing suit, dresses, shirts)
>not the main center of focus being my tits
>not having trouble sleeping at night
Kek I have a B or C cup depending and I would never want huge tits if that what it costs.
It's time for you to take hormones anon. Start lifting and become a butch, no dude will like you except for mentally-ill pedos who will
exercise their sick fetish vicariously through you.
>Do anything to train your back and shoulders, or wear bras properly.
>Look into clothing designed for your body type
>Get some self-esteem and not base your worth on WHY people are looking.
>This isn't a real problem
So you're either lazy, or just believe the misinformation.
Cute? Yes. Attractive? Perhaps. Something I'd choose over a busty girl? Never.
Know what I think about a nice ass?
Compliments stellar tits nicely.
>surgically implanted foreign objects under the skin
>not realizing the very best fake tits may fool the eye but not the hand
>being willing to risk surgery and potentially life-threatening complications down the line because you're that insecure in your itty bitty titties
Implants are fucking disgusting, they knock 3-4 points off the overall attractiveness score for me, depending on how poorly done they are. But, I'm biased because I like all sizes of natural breasts, especially the extremes of unreasonably massive and deliciously flat, so no matter what, to me, fakes are ruining the beauty of God's own artwork... and I'm a fucking atheist.
Let me put it this way.
>No tits, no ass: Unacceptable
>No tits, ass: Acceptable
>Tits, no ass: Prefferable
>Tits, ass: Holy Grail.
I'll post a booty pic, just for making me explain more.
I like breasts. Can I post now Robot?
Don't get me wrong Broladdin. Fat tits can be kinda ick. I want large naturals that have substance beyond fat bulk. Like glands and ducts. Naturally grown tits, not "I got fat and now have tits."
Also not all chestlets are fit. Most are just boney. As a man who likes fit girls, I'm sure you see where my disdain comes into play.
>Have some thighs for your trouble.
Beyond I cup is the best.
Look at that, I'm making freinds!
Natural big tits are the best I mean, look at pic related!
Totally real. 100%
Allow me to contribute vicariously.
I'll be more properly prepared for future threads thanks to you!
Take this blurry pic.
Why? Did she give a reason?
I do my best.
>Click all images of food
Stupid captcha, making me hungry.
For all you mega-tits lovers
170cm tall = 5'6"
Its just like my animes
well maybe a bit worse but still
I know this is a semi bait thread but it's obvious most guys prefer bigger breast and you know, I'm not even gay but even I can admit that these are pretty attractive >>24057370 >>24057585 >>24057955 >>24059219 >>24059520
But yeah, most of the stuff in this thread is ridiculous.
Can't confirm is milf but goddamn I won't believe it ain't.
Do elaborate. I'd love to hear why it's ridiculous. From what is, presumably, a female standpoint. Why is most of the content in thread today ridiculous?
Brolaf, my broland, Emracool the Aeons Bro.
Well, while I share the sentiment, I like to let the opposition present their case. If they choose not to, I'll pay it no mind.
Really? You don't see anything wrong with this? >>24060399 >>24060092 >>24059851 >>24059232 >>24058836 >>24057836
Aside from the fact that it's very uncomfortable for the girl it does'n looks good anymore. And what would you even do with them?
It's just too big, I don't think a girl with breast that big could have a normal life.
Agnetis is fantastic.
Macromastia and Gigantomastia can be hazardous to a womans health. So yes, I can see where >>24060399 can be perceived as bad.
In the case of >>24060092, that is clearly fake. Purely basis for sexual fantasy. Would I want a live girl at that size, perhaps not. But do I appreciate porn at that size, sure.
>>24059851 >>24058836 >>24057836 are all a fairly normal size. Yes, I like girls at this size. I find it very attractive.
>>24059232 is Beshine. Who has gone above and beyond augmentation of her breasts. A real woman naturally at her size would probably have macromastia or gigantomastia. I don't sexualize genetic disorders.
That aside, it doesn't HAVE to be uncomfortable for the girl. That's popular misconception. It doesn't look good to you, evidently it does to others. I'd touch and play with them. What would I do with smaller?
However I respect your standpoint, but I do think they could live a normal life.
Have a picture closer to your wants.
>Driving over every rock, crag and pothole there is.
Other posts of her:
>Pic unrelated, just refuse to post without a picture.
Who's this? I recognize her face.
Also interesting little fact, pic related was one of the first amateur chicks ever posted on the internet.
Not really "my wants" but I can underestand someone liking it and this girl having no problems because of her breast.
>>24059851 >>24058836 >>24057836 this is not "normal size" I mean, how often do you see girls like this in your city? It's not super huge but it's not normal.
I know it's a fetish but like many others it gets to a point where it's not "practical" to be real.
This baby-broth behemoth is Anna Song
How does somebody actually get a gf with large breasts like that? I always get the feeling that they generally don't like getting into relationships because they might be insecure that the only reason someone might get with them is cause of their tits.
Which in my case wouldn't be completely untrue, though I'd never waste my time trying to get a girl I wasn't compatible with, regardless of breast size.
I'm not judging, hating or anything by the way, I just like to discuss this kind of stuff.
Fair enough. Maybe not normal size. But an attractive size yes. And it is incredibly practical. And I have seen (and am currently dating) girls of such proportions. It's not as uncommon as you think.
And I will admit, some of these big boob threads tread into abnormally huge sizes. The kinda stuff that is incredibly rare on a normal girl.
Hey, if you like her anyways, maybe you can look into NBE (that is if she's cool with it.)
No hate here brometheus(sismetheus?). I like to entertain opposing views too.
The secret is to see beyond breast size. Pursue her for who she is, and ignore her appearance. Harder than it may seem, but if you succeed, pic related is the best ever.
But be aware, they're very insecure about their chests. and you have to accept whatever decision they make about it.
Natural Breast Expansion.
Basically a regimen that will slowly but surely make her grow. Perhaps, if she's interested, you could work with her to make them larger.
Not being rude but you are a man, you can't really know how impractical it is. Hard to get good, fitting bras, clothes (XL even if skinny), easier to bump into stuff, harder or not possible to get a mammography, weirdos, etc.
Not the fetish but the thread.
Well, I'm just basing my opinion off what my girlfriend says about her experience. And I think she has a pretty good knowledge about it being 32K. I also do my research before I make statements, a number of large chested girls have made comment to me that it's not actually that hard.
I assent that the bra thing is outrageous at that size. Seriously, $130 plus for 1 of them? Ridiculous.
boobgrowth.tumblr.com has quite an extensive repetoire. Off hand, I can suggest Flaxseed Oil massages of at least 10 minutes 2-3 times a day.
I have no clue if their weaker per se. But from what I've seen/been instructed; you have to be quite careful with them.
No problem brorrior
Inducing lactation is the best way I'm aware of. Takes a lot of time and work unless you use drugs, but I imagine it's enjoyable "work" for both parties sucking each nipple for 10 minutes 5 times a day. A lucky few girls can orgasm just from the stimulation once they get it going. There are herbal supplements that help. Of course, it can grow to be inconvenient having leaking boobs, so I wouldn't recommend it unless you're both ready for some commitment. On the plus side, anyone who drinks some gains her antibodies and some natural human growth hormone (those who lift do want that), and I hear being milked is one of the best ways, if not the best way to prevent breast cancer.
Downside: if you don't keep it going indefinitely, sometimes afterwards tits will sag a little more than before they swelled up, and the longer you keep it going with the goal of gaining size, the more milk you'll have to express to avoid uncomfortably engorged breasts - there's a story you can Google about a man who survived (or survives) solely on his wife's breastmilk, they had freezers of the stuff. I wonder what she looks like.
This post. Author is a gentleman and scholar. All this information is correct. But there are ways to grow them without lactation. It just takes longer.
>My gf is considering inducing
Actually reminds me of Veronica Rose.>>24059032
I wish I knew anon.
Personally I dont care about tits at all
Ass is where it's at
>lived with girl with 34F tits for 3 years
>tfw never got used to them, used to glance at them when she wasn't looking
>tfw she had a bf the whole time and they've bought a house together
>tfw will never see/touch them
True dat, bromastiff.
Well, you probably didn't have a shot. Huge tit girls are closely guarded by their signifigant others.
Hope and pray buddy, hope and pray
>tfw I've told several girls about self-induced lactation when they only thought they could do it pregnant
There's always something very endearing about their reaction to it. It's never a "negative" reaction, but it's always one of surprise.
I personally think if a guy worked hard enough, he could probably end up convincing any chick to at least attempt it, something tells me deep down they're at least curious about doing it.
Actually, this is my experience too.
It's less "Ew why would I ever?" and more "Oh, wow. That's strange."
I think it'd be fairly simple to push the envelope on inducing. If you handled it correctly.
Because large breasted girls are great. And 90% of the reason large breasted girls hate being large breasted is you chestlets trying to ruin their fun times.
>wow, I'm such a virgin, guys only hit on me like every day
>yeah, they like touch my tits, but it's so hard getting a boyfriend
>I'm so lonely, I mean I can get fuckbuddies but I'm more of a shy homebody LOL
>dat look on her face
she is aroused by them as much as we are
I want to fill my mouth with them and choke on them
no matter how much i eat my boobs never grow, im doomed to be a chestlet for life.
>nipples so large they giggle separately from the boobs
I actually thought it was a dude when I saw pic
>tfw girl has less gyno than you
I would seriously consider dating a fat chick if she had massive boobs like these
you should stop watching Mandingo's videos for a few days mate
I've literally never seen a nigger like titcows.
Tits are the white man's choice, which is of course the correct choice.
it must be so comfortable to cuddle with her
niggers like asses
whites like tits
I am mixed race and I love both
>tfw imagining the Master Titsmith at work in his workshop
>tfw want cow tits
>tfw I'm going to grow tits
Even chestlets can't do that!
You're filfthy chestlets, I'm not telling you jack shit if you're too lazy to do a little fucking research first.
>they have stats for North Korea
>First world prefer tits
>Third world prefer ass
I think washboards are cute
It's the ass that matters anyway
>I think washboards are cute
>It's the ass that matters anyway
A pedophile AND gay?
Skinny girls with nice asses are literally the best bodies to have
only thick girls have nice asses
This is by no means an ideal female ass, this looks like my ass and I'm a borderline underweight male.
lmao normally I would be a bit excited about a fembot posting her boobs but this time I didn't notice at all because there literally I nothing here hahahaha
I guess it would be hot to fuck you for a while if you pretended to be 12 though lol
I'm actually not a femanon, but I appreciate that your collective instinct was to call me a chestlet instead of low test beta, it's refreshing
I'm also still right
Stop posting your flat chest pls. It is just sad how you are attention whoring in a thread that you clearly dont belong in
Natural or surgery? I'm going the natural route.
>mfw in as little as a year I could have dd cups
why do so many robots love big tits? is it the mommy issues
I can confirm for him, although he's leaving out the part where a lot of them are fat.
but the chubby girls with big tits goddamn, I can't even take it.
>Tfw I work with a skinny black girl with huge tits and a british accent
jesus hold me I'm coming
one of htem obviously has fake boobs, one of them has an ugly face, one of them is clearly a photoshop, so half of your suggestions aren't even valid to begin with.
as for >>24058836 , she's hot. nothing wrong here
>>24059851 literally a 9/10 fuck toy
>>24060399 alright, I can see why som people woud think that she's too much and yeah I wouldn't want to marry her but for one night or like a week she would be so fun to fuck.
How do you naturally enlarge your breasts?
Christina Hendricks seemed to do it through gaining weight since she had a pretty average chest before she got into acting, but it seems to be a real gamble.
These threads are always nice to see. I always think I had large tits for my frame size but it must be so hard for some of these women to find clothes.
Finding a shirt that fits my tits but doesn't look like a bad on my tiny arms is suffering.
>tfw no gf with large tits though
You spoke about inducing lactation.
I have an insane nipple fetish and that is literally my dream to do with a girl.
but I want to take it a step further.
Check this shit out.
>Induce lactation and nurse from her regularly to increase milkflow >Convince her to drink daily for 1 week ............... ALCOHOLIC BREASTMILK
What do you mean the "standard", in the US my understanding is the average is just about 6, else where it's lower. until you look at europe where you get about 6-7 avg, and 7+ in the nordic countries where the genetic pools haven't been altered until they started importing niggers.
For the longest time I thought guys just pretended to like big boobs to seem masculine. I literally cannot understand how people can like boobs larger than a C cup. A is my preference.