fairly certain the guy who came to check my gas meter this morning also stole my copy of black ops 3
>been trying to get my gp to take me seriously regarding my anxiety and depression for well over a year
>"just get more exercise"
>"just sleep better"
>moved to uni
>went there today
>"just go out and make friends"
every time I mention that I'm not suicidal, it's like they stop listening. at least this GP actually gave me some sort of form to fill out but they also said to come back in 2/3 weeks and I can't keep waiting for something to be done.
It's almost that time when everyone starts going offline on facebook because they're going out and having drinks and shit.
I don't talk to any of them, it's just old class mates or people from my college. Fuck, I'm lonely.
I'm going away for 2 years to a 700 acre stately home to get paid to learn pottery. i get a free room, the people learning catering cook all the food (free) and theyve got a snooker/pool hall, a gym and a load of other fun shit to do when not working. oh and theres a load of other people in a similar shitty situation learning shit there too. will get 200 a week
just worried that ill fuck it up some how
>every time I mention that I'm not suicidal
Yea mate you need to be suicidal before they will do shit. Thing is I would never admit being suicidal to them because if at some point in the future you need an organ donation and they look at your medical history and see suicidal you ain't getting shit.
WHO /HYPE/ HERE
It's decent mate but only for a novelty every now and then. Wouldn't say it is better than duck.It's seems like a less good version of kangaroo to me.
You are right though have never had goose, is it very different from duck?
Taking gf out for dinner, not much choice around here though, can't decide between the Italian or the Chinese. Then after that will come home and have a few drinks. Hopefully play some CSGO if gf goes to sleep early.
had a fucking obnoxious foreigner on the train today, she was treating one of the two seaters as a bed, yelling god only knows what. not only that, she was spreading her legs and lifting her foot in the air
/sp/ used t be my main board and I would browse here when the football season wasn't on but I've been away for too long to get back into it now.I go on on match days sometimes but all the memes are too new, feels like the board has passed me by.
>washing up pots
I really hope I don't end up like you man.
What's a good opening line on tinder lads? I got two matches today and they don't seem like bots. Real matches are new to me, think it's because it's friday and girls are just drunk swiping yes to everyone or something.
Well senpai, i'm a 26 year old kissless virgin. Just trying to be proactive in the dating game. Don't want to be like this any longer.
I was thinking a simple, 'hey cutie' but might seem too forward or creepy?
I took the plunge and bought a bag for life today.
I feel like the government has won.
The point of the bag charge isnt to make money mate, it's too cut back on the use of bags. By not buying a bag and carrying your stuff home you're actually doing what the charge is there for
Tesco gave me three for free before the charge came in. It says they'll replace if for free if it breaks on the bottom, lifetime guarantee.
I keep forgetting them and just paying for plastic bags because it's 15p for a week's food. who the fuck cares.
My problem with the bag charge is where am I supposed to put my litter now and what am I supposed to line my bin with? Luckily I have a big stock of bags saved up from before the ban but once they run out I'm not sure what I will do.
looking up freddos, find theyre older than I thought.
I have a headache im going to bed. back later
I'm talking to a 50 year old Japanese woman who was originally my Japanese tutor but now we're friends and she's offering me the chance to stay at her place in Japan if I visit, should I go
What's a good site to download porn from? I know, downloading porn why? My uni halls internet is complete shit and streaming porn there is painful. I'm back home for the weekend and might as well get some stocked up.
>download hi res blu ray porn
>this is going to be AWESOME
>zooms into pussy
>see small cuts, stubble, flaps and juices
>wrinkled like my grandmas face
>no longer want to fap
t-the future they said...
>Starting to see some muscle growth in my arms, chest and shoulders
We're all gonna make it lads.
>my gf is away at her dads for the weekend
>going out with a mate and his gf for drinks
never been with just the 3 of us, how awkward will this be?
bonus mode: i used to be fuck buddies with his gf but he doesn't know it (nothing since they got together)
in china the food is literally cooked in sewage, and is made from dog and aborted babies. even the fancy shit lacks the spices and flavours you're used to here
believe me, chinese is one of the few foods improved on importation to britain
Anyone here exclusively do their shopping online?
I used to go once a month with my mum but her health has taken a turn for the worst, and I'd rather not get taxis if I ca help it.
Do you find lots of your items replaced? Any other problems? Not sure I have much faith in them giving me good quality fruit, veg and meat
I lived there for 3 months, and anything "cheap" was god awful and would probably give you illness, I ended up eating mcdonalds most days because it was the only thing I trusted to not make me die
In some *very* high end places it's good, it tastes fresh, less gunky than chinese food we know, but most of the time the quality is literally cancer giving tier
yeah, i do. very rarely have items replaced, if they are they're usually superior variants of the product i've ordered. never had any issues with fruit and veg, a few plums were squashed one time though
I got invited out to some super normie club by some mates and since I've never gone drinking I decided to say yes. Looking up the place on Facebook has made me nervous, it's nothing but slags dressed in short shorts and tank tops and thigh highs. Scared tbqh lads. Definitely not what I pictured clubs would be like
nuke her cunt, then come back a bit later and nuke her south of the border
What did you expect a club to be?
ez mode, always have a pint on you, dancing with a pint is easier because you can just shift a bit and nobody cares if you don't put much effort into it because you dont wanna spill your drink.
with the grills just ignore them unless you wanna fuck one
It's a toxic place m8, I went once just to see what it was like. My mate got drunk and threw up all over his dad's jacket he took for the night, we ended up sleeping in the train station until 10 in the morning
also consider leasing a car
it's like a grand a year for a basic car, but the car is brand new, so it'll cost less in fuel and will not break on you
my mates bought a shitbox 500 quid car, and the engine broke a month later needing a 3k repair
so then he had to buy another 1k modeo, and that also crapped out on him, gearbox exploded
meanwhile I rented a car for 1.1k a year and had no problems using half the fuel and got cheaper insurance due to the saftey ratings on new cars
I paid 1500 for my 52 plate fiesta, yeah got shafted but I literally had a day to find a car so had no choice. If it started fucking up on my I'd just abandon it somewhere, must be worth around 500 at most
>I just didn't expect cute girls coming around taking photos with everyone
They didn't when I was dragged to clubs back in my early twenties. This was nearly a decade ago and I don't think smartphones were as widespread back then. I'm also uggo, so that probably put them off as well.
They were, by far and away, the most awful nights I've ever had though. Literally every single thing about clubs is something I despise. My mates at the time were boring cunts though who only ever got together to go to them, so I had no choice.
Hey it's a nippy little car, great on fuel, the 2012 look more "masculin" than older and newer polos, with it's "angry" headlights
I'm just looking on the facebook page, there is hundreds of photos like this
Oooo! That just triggered some memories
Yea, you have club sluts (usually paid by the club) to do that and try and sell photos and shit
Just say "No thanks" and turn away from them.
the best way to enjoy clubs is to ignore women there. seriously. it can be okay with friends and when the music gets too much go out for a smoke.
as soon as you turn it into "lets try pull a girl" it becomes fucking sad and pathetic experience really. Seriously.. just watch other guys trying to do it and all the slags want is to try mug them off for a drink.
I definitely don't want to pull anyone, and none of my friends are into that so that's all good. I'm just worried what to say if one of the paid girls asks to take a photo with me and I sperg out or a photo of me ends up on the page and everyone laughs at me. Bad times tbqh
seriously think about this mate
they aint gonna put a picture up of some loser cause everyone will think the club is full of losers and then stacey wont go there so chad wont go there.
The only reason people go to clubs is just to say that they are there to look sociable and have pictures to post on Facebook. Most people don't even like it. When I had friends back in the day they'd all want to go to clubs and I'd try to convince them to come do something else and they'd be like 'yea i agree mate clubs are shit but Stacy is going so gotta make an appearance;
The few times I did go it was
>Wait half an hour to get served while all the slutty girls push in and get served by the pervy old bar man instantly
>Stand around with friends too loud to talk to each other
>lose some of the friends
>Walk around looking for lost friends
>Some other friends get lost
>walk around and find them
>everyone takes selfies with girls for Facebook
>leave at 2am sober and pay extortionate amounts for a taxi home
Yea, maybe they put pictures of losers up so losers see the losers with girls and think maybe if I can go there I can get a grill.
I'll tell you guys somethin that happened about twelve years ago
>30 yr old
>work for a club
>not an ordinary place
>hard as fuck to get in
>if you're a betafag tough luck
>but still they keep trying
>one day this blonde kid walks up
>the most beta kid i've ever seen in my life
>asks to come in
>tell him only alphas are allowed
>he tries to show me he's tough but i tell him to fuck off
>he goes slouching off into the resuraunt across the street
>this happens about three times
>about to kick the faggots ass if he comes back again
>im already stressed enough getting old, going bald and shit
>betafag comes back again
>brought his fatass friend this time
>nigga wearin a pink shirt
>they ask to come in
>i tell them to fuck off
>kids friend gets mad at him
>though betafag would get him in
>betafag calls pinkshirt a fatass and tells him to fuck off
>pinkshirt punches betafag in the fucking face
>betafag stands up
>he then proceeds to kick the ass of pinkshirt in the most brutal fight i had ever seen
>i look at betafag
>a tear drips down my face
>i let him in
>nigga gets so excited and runs in
>betafag slips on an icecube
>never let a betafag into the salty spatoon
first attempt at a greentext with a humorous plot twist so i apologize
Who /drinking alone/ here?
What vidya should I play to forget that I have no social life?
> What vidya should I play to forget that I have no social life?
Join us on ETS2MP, lad. We're all friends there, and it's pretty chill.
Fuck the french drivers though, bunch of pricks, if I can be frank with you.
>tfw other robots have been without 20 miles of you
>tfw there could be a robot in your town right now
the best way to enjoy clubs is to ignore women there. seriously.
i haven't been to a club in years since fucking up my normie life but this is amazing advice, thankyou
im just gunna dance like an idiot and have a good time next time while ignoring all the bullshit
You're an outsider, popular culture is the easiest way into a social group. If you don't like mecha shit then the only reason to watch Evangelion is because it's a casual filter that stops those who haven't watched it from participating in (I assume) about 70% of /a/
fucking hell lads, i just want to end it all. i don't enjoy anything anymore
>can feel me and my gf slowly drifting apart
Fucking hell, I know having a gf is generally frowned upon here, but these feels are strong bros
Alright lads, weekend finally started and i got this in the mail today.
Can i still do anything with club nintendo codes?
Yeah yeah forgot image.
I'm not a normie though friend, she's only my gf because we'd known each other for ages and it was just natural progression
If my misery makes you happy then I'm glad I made your day though
Maybe, don't think she likes blacks though cause she's pretty racist. Not completely ruling out some sort of Chad being on the scene somewhere though
What's it like being such a hollow shell of a man?
you've got stuff like this as well
Sorry, my folders are all fucked up, it's hard to find the name's of the girls when shit is just named "hairy 687" or "mon8908098098" etc, I don't think I can find any more easily.
If you have a k2s or rg account I can link you to threads filled with links to galleries
>What's it like being such a hollow shell of a man?
Feels genuinely excellent man, what's it like knowing the only girl dumb enough to fall for your weak ass is balls deep in Chad right now?
>laughing at other people feels
GTFO faggot, you're about as welcome as pakis and unifags
fat mode engaged, the bbq burgers also come with chips, just to let you guys know they are only a rip off, rather than a major rip off
16 is legal. Fuck her blind and never look back
could you imagine dating her though?
i've never been out with this girl, i've just fucked her every week for the past few months but she wants more.
and it'd just seem weird going out with her etc
I probably could, we've never fucked since she's underage and she's my mates sister but we get on really well, either she's really mature for her age or I'm immature but we like all the same games and music and she enjoys watching japanese horror movies with me
anon thank you so much for replying to me, I got a diet coke with the burgers in hopes more than one person would >diet coke me and I'd get a ton of replies for it this is all my life has come to, I'm so desperate for attention
>Radio on the drive home went on about how big the Euromillions jackpot is
>Actually waste 2 quid playing it
If I win I will literally buy the entire thread a pizza each.
Best of luck to you.
I'll hold you to the pizza thing.
You see, I could never in a million years come up with shit like that. Maybe that's why i'm 26 and still a virgin, i'm like venom snake. Zero personalty but unlike venom, I'm not attractive either.
Fuck. I just think I had a massive realization desu.
They're God's final gift to us before the atheists kill him
Abusers can stop, they just don't want to despite the negative effects (fat, anxiety, nerve damage that makes your feet feel like they're on fire, etc.)
Addicts can't stop because alcohol withdrawal will literally kill you unless a GP hovers around you 24/7.
I had to go to three different GP's before I got one that actually helped me with depression. The second one legit said 'just think positive thoughts'. The one I have now is really good though.
Just keep changing practices/seeing a different doctor at the practice, until you find one who will help you. It seems there are a lot out there who can't be bothered with it or just don't believe it's a real problem.
>Not owning two motorbikes
>125 for commuting and a 1000 for hooning and being a general deliquent.
Forget your cages and traffic, high insurance and stupid amount of petrol consumption.
80 POUND a year TPFF
I sure hate winter though
>125cc for commuting
>Not at least a 250cc
Going on the motorway on a 125cc is just a pain, you have to be flat out to keep up with traffic decently while a 250cc will keep up pretty well.
My whole neighbourhood is chavvy as fuck.
Anyone else have to deal with this.
>No 250cc sports that look decent
>Work is 4 miles away
>10 minutes on the r125 on country roads
Way more fun on the R125 than the SV.
To the right of where I took the photo is my kitchen, where I basically do a u-turn and push them in.
>Not having a box in the house at all times
125s are pretty fun for just how small and fuckaroundable they are. I find not so much it being more 'confidence' in corners so much as it feels you can wrest the thing back if something goes wrong.
I just find that they're pretty limited by hills and motorway/dual carriageway, hitting the redline just keeping up with traffic makes a bit of a dampener on it for me.
Aren't there a few newer models where the 125 and 250 share frame? I can't remember the name of the bikes I'm thinking of because frankly, motorbike names are a bit shit.
I'm confused; after I passed my test I could ride whatever I wanted, but I wasn't 24 at the time? Apparently Direct Access is 24+ only now?
The R3 and Ninja 300 just came out but fuck paying extortionate prices for those things.
I know what you mean, but I've travelled that road over 1000 times. Wet, dry, day, night, shit even night time with no headlights and I only put soft compound tyres on it so they heat up quick. I've touched knee on the R125 because it just handles so much better than the SV. The SV likes to bounce in corners, suspension is way too soft. Just replaced the fork internals and steering head bearing on the 125, feels so much better. Yeah it's all changed now.
Frosty the pervert, with a trenchcoat he did go
To the school yard to expose his dick and balls made out of snow
Frosty the pervert, all the kids he liked to watch
His dick did grow when he packed snow on his cold and icy crotch
There must have been some magic when he stroked his frozen meat
Because Frosty started moaning loud and it began to sleet
>2 old mates from high school run into me at co-op, ask me to hang out.
>cut to night, we're out in town.
>walking past garden centre, loads of pumpkins out front.
>normie "mate" decides to go jump on a pumkin, grab another and run off with it.
>tfw stupid AF but also quite funny.
>we're walking down pitch black street, still carrying pumpkin.
>I turn around, massive man stood about 2 inches away from me, he says really weirdly "your aware what you're doing is stealing"
>No one says out.
>"It's stealing, I'd take it back to where you found it, its stealing"
>normie mate finally speaks up, "we didn't take it, we found it"
>"Take it back or I'll ring the police!! "
>"alright mate we will, chill"
>dude just walks off into the dark.
>want to buy myself a nice cake to celebrate my birthday, also losing 12 lbs of pure fat and dropping to 10% cause I poisoned myself with DNP
>want something with pecans, nuts, caramel, toffee, and a chocolate base
>all the mom n pop bakeries in manchester centre are unworthy of making me a cake
>the good, more expensive ones don't have any caramel and pecans on them, plus those fags want an extra 15 quid for delivery
>might end up just getting something off of marks and spencers
Also why does it say that a 6 inch cake can serve 12 people? the fuck that shit seems tiny, a 6 inch pizza isn't even considered a meal.
Yeah ok the cakes gonna have like 3 layers n shit, but still.
>You will never be an alpha male
Which ones you order?
Even though I can afford scales now, I find myself buying a lot of nendos still, they're so cute.
Saber 10th anniversary and HomuHomu
>I can afford scales now, I find myself buying a lot of nendos still, they're so cute.
Exactly. No matter how much money you have Nendos are always cuter.
You probably wouldn't if you met me.
I've got Homu myself, she's pretty funny if you find some way to have her geared up with all the guns to make her look like an 80s action movie star.
When you're in a city surrounded by people, you're just another person in the crowd who no-one will pay a second glance to. If you constantly feel like everyone's judging you, it can be a nice atmosphere. Though if you're worried about something else, it can be the exact opposite.
>Not making Madoka into Madoka Titus
oh god I remember those in a box..
Finally got rid of my headache now I got terrible stomach cramps....
the ride never ends.
ok heres tomorrows op image, updated with the things people requested.
I just threw it all in there for now.
going to sneak out back for a cheeky puff whilst mummy is asleep and watch the latest season of adventure time, also my cats have fleas and they're all over the house and biting my arms and legs
I lost my virginity earlier tonight at a party with some drunk girl. She kept laughing and it made me feel bad. I still came but I felt so embarrassed so just came home. Is it normal for a girl to laugh during sex?
Fuck I remember when my house had fleas. The previous owner was a dirty nigger and when we moved in there was a strong smell of weed and cat piss, cat shit lying around the place and of course fleas.
If she was drunk then I wouldn't worry too much. Drunk girls can be quite giddy can't they?
Your bigger worry should be the fact that drunk girls can't consent ;)
Didn't get a single number. Such is life.
I wish I lived in a place I could do that to my car and not have it keyed the same day.
And I had a car worth doing that to, not a KA.
I think they look good tbqh
>I wish I lived in a place I could do that to my car and not have it keyed the same day.
At least Forza exists!
I really don't like how they treat the livery system in 6 though, it seems a huge step back from how I remember it in 4 and makes people not want to bother. There's some really great stickers out there, but nowhere near as many as the previous games since it's just a broad catalogue of 'things what someone did make'.
I'm the drawfag from the other day. Unfortuneatly, due to a bad case of feels and Paint Tool Sai having ccountless issues, I haven't really felt like drawing much this week. However, my guilt got the best of me today and I ended up doing this sketch of Makise Kurisu for the anon that requested her! I will go back and edit it a little bit tomorrow~
If you have any requests don't hesitate to ask!
Just don't expect anything incredible
This desu fucking hate chavs can't believe there is a pair of them trying to shit up our threads as well these days. Probably the Stephen Hawkings of chavs tbf working out how to navigate the internet... just about at least.
>Look for volunteering opportunities
>My work coach is all for it, says I should go for it
>Apply for 3, get responses for 2, they're both pretty great and what I wouldn't mind doing.
>Go to meeting, new work coach
>She changes everything, says I shouldn't do volunteering but should do work experience instead as it's 'better'
>She says work experience is better as it's actual work experience (???)
>Says all this other stuff, I think she's just trying to fill a target of so many people on placements and volunteering sought out on their own doesn't count.
>Says because I have little work experience this would be good for me or else employers looking at my CV will disregard it
>The volunteer work I had was a field I want experience in
>She then puts me on a retail course because there's 'plenty'
>The retail course is with AgeUK, a charity shop, volunteering
>They're literally on the same volunteer side I used.
I told this story in another britfeel but it's been updated
>One of the volunteer jobs I applied for and wanted now wants to arrange a casual interview time and for them to show me around the place
>I get this the day of my interview with the charity shop
>I really don't wanna do this
>Fuck it, tell the person interviewing me that I have something else lined up and I dont wanna do this
>She is really nice and understanding and rants on the JC with me, they keep sending her random people every few days that she doesnt want
>Said she appreciates me telling the truth rather than just going through the motions unenthused
>Pretty much tells me to follow me dreams and not what they want
>They will probably cut my pay
>I have a signing with my coach this wednesday
>I have completely disregarded what they want and what they had set up for me in order to do my own thing, a thing they said I shouldn't do.
How fucked am I?