Why have you forgotten, /r9k/?
>have a nice car
>parents with above average earnings
>"Why won't girls line up to suck my dick just for existing??!?!?!"
>Elliot shoots some girls
>media starts demonizing virgins painting them all as entitled cunts who feel like they deserve to have sex just for existing
>tfw you then remember you're not eliott and he's dead forever
he died a true hero, "cant dodge the rodge" he will be remebered for erternity, may his soul be at rest in Val-Halla with other heroes like the columbine dynamic duo, dark knight shooter guy, Sandy Hook madman, shooty shot news guy and a timelss classic /r9k/ you guys are alight UCC man
>sharp looking guy
I'm not even gay but even I realize that guy could have cleaned up with the women if he wasn't such a sperg and made fucking music videos about himself