>2 years ago
>start dating real qt 7.5/10 easy
>date for 2 months, she wants to introduce me to her friends
>go to their party
>have a great time, but all her friends are calling me MP
>my intials aren't MP
>ask gf about it, she says its a nickname she has for me with her friends
>it means Mr Perfect
>feels good man
>have a great time at party, everyone calling me MP by end of night
>head to gfs house after party
>she goes to bathroom, I see her phone light up with text from friend
>friend says "omg micropeen is so cute...it's a shame about his, you know, micropeen LOL"
>apparently MP stands for micropeen.
>date her for 9 more months
>cant let her know that I know what MP means
>get called MP all the time by her friends, even she starts calling me MP
>die a little inside every time I hear it
The end was sad too, because after 11 months dating her I found out she gave a random guy a blowjob on a beach at a bonfire. i found this out because one of her friends who was nice to me(and called me by my real name, not MP) sent me a pic of her doing the deed
In all fairness to you, well done. I don't have a small dick but I have other aesthetic features that hold me back from dating because I'm self conscious about them I can't imagine how difficult it would be to put yourself out there and date with a small penis. Well done OP, if it was me I'd have strangled that cunt.
Because her face was in his dick. Also, she was drunk and didn't give AF. I confronted her the next day and she admitted to it, but thought it wasn't too bad because she was "just messing around"
Blurred out the dude because he has a lot of unique tats, and as far as I'm concerned, he didn't do anything wrong.
prob not. unless the surgery was 100% chance of no complications.
i dont mind having a small dick. it's just the girls i'm with some times mind. i'd rather havea small dick that works and gives me pleasure than something mangled
Thanks bro. Too bad for me it seems like gay guys care less about cock size than women
That's basically what I did. It was funny to watch her go from happy and care free, to pleading, to angry bitch over the course of like 10 minutes. She definitely slammed on my dick at that point but luckily I had developed a coat of armor about it after having been called MP for the past 9 months. Among other things, she told me the real meaning of the name, but I pretended like she was just making shit up because she was angry. That made her angrier
I don't know, but I'm sure I can afford it(i make well into 6 figures). It isn't about the cost though, it's about the chances that something will get fucked up and my dick will lose feeling or ability to get hard or something along those lines. surgery isn't foolproof, things go wrong, and like I said i'd rather stick with what I got than roll the dice for an inch more
i'm sorry this happened to you, nobody deserves to be treated like this by their lover.
real deal though you have an itty bitty benis, and you should date really small girls if you want to continue on with females.
The girl in question was like 5'2" - smallest girl I've dated. i haven't found any correlation
girl with the tightest pussy i've had was 5'9", but she was also a virgin when i broke her in
>tfw one of my closest friends is known for having a tiny dick
>has a good job, pretty handsome, though kind of a beta
>managed to find a woman who loves him a lot
>they're married now and when i see them at parties she is very affectionate with him (clinging to his arm and such)
>she's a pretty girl, in good shape, smart and also has a good job
i am just telling you guys this story so you don't feel so miserable and think your penis is the end of everything. my friend is pretty annoying sometimes but still managed to get a girl who is totally gaga over him.
for some reason i feel like i have enough skin for a normal sized dick(my foreskin can cover my head completely when hard, not sure if thats normal or not), but when going through puberty my dick was like nah bro 3 inches is good enough
I only have one testicle and if a grill is blowing my i'm not shy about ordering her to open her mouth, dropping the lone ball in, and instructing her to suck gently
get over it. grills really don't care.
>telling OP girls don't really care
>his GF has cheated on him, calls him by a nickname that literally means micro penis, a long with her female friends
Seriously, one ball aint shit. If you were that bothered you could just get a prosthetic, what the fuck can OP do about his dick? that ball has no bearing in the mechanical action of sex anyway. That's like a really hot girl only having one ear, who gives a fuck when she has a really nice tight vagina and ass, ya get me m8.
Imagine if this was reversed and you called your girlfriend LT (little tits) and made her think it stood for Lovely Toes, then you got everyone to call her it, made fun behind her about about it with your friends, then you get some random bitch to suck your dick on the beach.
Too bad you happened to find and get close to such a SHITTY fucking human being. Good luck on the next gf, that was just really bad luck.
what the fuck man
where's your dignity?
she's probably cheating/already cheated on you btw.
borderline micropenis here BTW F A M
From the looks of >>24066072 I'm not even sure OP has any balls at all. none of his pictures include anything which even looks close to a scrotum with testicles. am i the only one seeing this?
Other fools replying to this, he is right, this faggot is beta for staying with a girl for 9 months while she calls him micropenis AND gets friends to do it too. As soon as I would of found out she'd be done.
Why didn't you break up with her as soon as they called you MP? She thought you were some kind of joke to give you a nickname. And discussing your relationship with her friends? Fuck that shit. Fuck cunts and their friends.
It's a fucking tragedy to raise a micro penis boy into a man. They should have had their balls removed before puberty and given female hormones to become cute traps instead of being men with tiny dicks.
I mean as soon as her friends started calling you that. And then: Mr Perfect. She's soothing your ego or seriously neurotic. Was there anything that made you think that she was that into you? Probably not. Even that you have to ask what something means is a red flag. It puts you outside the group. If they really respected you, they wouldn't use an acronym you couldn't possibly get.
Damn son... My dick is like three times bigger and yet I'm scared to even show it to a girl, that's why I'm a KV had many occasion to fuck but not pleasuring the girl I fuck is terrifying me.
Don't listen to the people that say you are a beta, at least you got a gf and fucked her.
I reverse image searched OPs images to make sure he was legit(it appears so), and funnily enough some of the visually similar images retrurned were of peoples fingers and thumbs.Google is cold blooded
But that's pointless without the female hormones. He'd just be a eunich.
If he has good facial symmetry, then he would have been halfway there to being a cute trap.
By starting the transition before male puberty begins he would have been shorter, thus closer to average female height, and had wider hips and bigger tits, and a feminine voice.
Holy fucking shit get the FUCK OUT YOU NORMIE MICROPEEN BITCH.
>I have a dick in the .0001 percentile
>b-b-but I don't have a camera, I have never taken a picture of it and you're a fag for asking for a timestamp
>tfw 27 year old kv with a 7.5 incher
>literally don't know how to talk to normies especially women
god speed you op. you're a filthy fucking normie, but I commend you for not letting your micropeen hold you back.
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