Make yourself feel worse as we judge how much of a loser you are.
>depressed as fuck
>getting help, hoping something works
>have some crazy opportunities with music but its really hard to pursue when nothing matters
>27 club holla
I wish i was normal and could just go to school and get a job and fucking not be like this
Can't relate to you in the slightest. Still alright in my books
You're pretty cool for a
normie. Favourite lift?
I too like the older assassin creed games
6/10 for economics behind Marxism.
Needs more information/10.
Work through your strife to fulfill those opportunities. Its good that you're getting help.
6/10. Mass Effect and Rocket League is pretty good. Producing music is an interesting hobby.
so here i am
>>24068715 a intp mate
>>24068728 cool future
> this board is not for failed normies.
Feeling particularly sad tonight. Don't know why.
Nana Grizol is so fucking great. Jim Rourke produced one of my favorite albums too so I've been meaning to listen to his solo stuff. Good shit.
It clearly says country flag but people keep putting state flags in the box.
Why are you unhappy. You are in the armed forces, and smiling (so it must be a passion). Given that you survive you get a gub'mnt check for the rest of your life AND you get so many fucking perks (for example guaranteed job as a pilot) all because you "Defended our country" by blowing up brown people.
Definitely give Jim O'Rourke a try, his stuff is fantastic. Props on having Bonnie Prince Billy on your list too, I See A Darkness is one of my favorite country-esque albums.
Doing God's work, anon.
Should probably just kill you'reselves.
fun doing this in paint.
Nice book and video games dude.
When I think of a normal "nerdy black guy" this is what I think of. I would chill with you.
Let me guess, you came from a traditional black family that made it to the suburbs, however your family has an old school mentality about the way the world works
"Watch out around cops, they will only look at your skin color"
"White people are different and generally do not like us"
They raised you to be a good person, but they do not understand your rejection of "black culture"
Am I kind of right?
> be me, corporate wagekek
> all my friends are married or engaged
> haven't had sex since 2010
> huge fucking beta
> been no fap for 300 days
> rather than go out and socialize on friday nights (MAGGLE), prefer to stay in and drink by myself
> playing Magic the Gathering Online (worth pls)
So, time for an hero?
me make very original post me no get muted thank you robot
shaun* of the dead is pretty good
i like it
good stuff all around, haven't watched tremors in forever
>beulah, jim o'rourke, candy claws, nana grizol
oh fuck son lots of good albums there
>lcd soundsystem, fleet foxes, sufjan stevens, bonnie prince billy, joanna newsom, leonard cohen, giles corey, nick drake, red house painters, microphones, sibylle baier, beach boys
>twin peaks, mad men, true detective
you might like thanksgiving and songs: ohia
samurai champloo is pretty good
>burzum, mayhem, megadeth, black flag
nice, i'm gonna listen to filosofem now
>joy division, TVU, nujabes, death in june
>samurai champloo, malcolm in the middle
>roller coaster tycoon, paper mario
>minutemen, can, slint, pixies, coltrane, tim buckley
>office space, taxi driver, american psycho
>KOTH, the office, always sunny
>jeromes dream, red house painters, funeral dinner, horse the band, skramz/slowcore
great bands there
finally got to the bottom jesus christ autismo quota fulfilled
Please understand what National Socialism is before you say stupid things.
You give me a headache. Just end yo self
Only drugs will make me like you
I would cut you if we ever met
You seem alright until
I wouldnt mind doing shrooms with you.
shitty taste in everything but rick and morty
>dat music taste.
end yo self, fool
what a bunch of faggots DESU
Pic related its me. Only functional person here.
Seems like we'd get along. I've already heard Thanksgiving but I'll check out Songs: Ohia. Thanks.
Also I think you missed that I had Red Apple Falls on there. I love Smog and really everything Bill does.
You know what. After searching through I guess I have found someone related. Keep up the goodwork bruh.
Youre alright too
Totally can related to a wizard
All in all I will do shrooms with all of you.
everyoneelse please just end it.
>litteraly the oldest person in this thread
It took me longer to make this than I would like to admit, please be gentle this is my first time
If you are going to uni then grats. You are on your way to normiedom.
Protip: Save this picture so that when this thread pops up again you can add more to your picture and it wont take as long.
Don't worry, I already saved it. I'm not too sure how normie I am though given the fact most of the people I go to school with just seem vapid. /cyborg/ would probably be accurate
If people seem "cyborg" to you and you connect with much of what people on 4chan say outside of /b/. You probably have some form of depression.
Talk to your parents about how you actually feel (if they are good parents / emotionally stable themselves). Otherwise if you have any freinds ask them if they feel the same way you do about certain things.
If your parents are not emotionally stable and you have no friends. Then your probably going to end up a robot/failed normie/cyborg
I put down Attack Helicopter because the question was pretty shitty anyway. Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer.
Im only into what comes out of the ground bruh. Nothing refined or tampered with.
I dont do weed anymore either. Its pretty shit tear. Any depressent is really unless you want to have a sleeping aid.
Have you ever tried to smoke chamomile tea lol ? Shit is cash.
Never, but i have had opium tea and mushroom tea. Better way to ingest in my opinion.
But yeah seriously, doing to many mushrooms will fuck you up.I come from an area with a lot of old hippies and they have all basically turned into vegetables by age 30
Do you guys not feel the need to contribute ?
Is it all me me me with you ?
You know what fuck this, give me your IP adress now bitch. Imma teach you punks a lesson. fucking hell im gonna stomp your testicles out and fucking make you eat it
Let me paint a portrait for you, a person i knew use to eat like 5-6 wet caps a day every day. He was 9 when his parents were giving them to him daily. He and his family are now complete genetic dead ends.
The dead heads who fucked their brains on lsd seem more cognizant honestly.
this is ridic, i'm ridic
this is me, accidentally listed myself as not single when in reality I am. Guess I'm not as smart as I thought.
Can you really be healthy if your happiness is 1/10?
Well I'm not really a surgeon yet, I will start my residency next year.
Besides, it's Mexico. It's hard to be wealthy, even being a surgeon.
Or I am just misinterpreting what the 0-10 wealth bar represents.
You've obvs never done any because the experience is profound.
dont see anything wrong here.
although concentration is reduced while on them, for example you couldnt do maths on them
Have a skype?
Heres your cactus.
Made on mouse. I'm sorry its bad in advanced.
>MURRR SHROOMS ARE BAD
I've read like 3 studies from uni's and scientists. No negative health effects found.
You bad a bad trip because youre mentally weak and now you hate shrooms. faggot.
Haha no. I have done shrooms more than once.
But yeah some people have actual insight when doing them. And i never said that the effects weren't similar you fucking nitwit.
Nor did i say shrooms were bad if you recall. Only that abusing them is.
N-no, I don't use skype.
Not even that anon but you seem mad. Do you mind sharing those studies?
You know any kind of substance can have side effects? And that people can have diferent reactions with any drug/substance? Even the same person, with the same stuff can have a differente experience.
hmmm maybe. lets see! roast me alive
>tfw too normie for 4chan but not normie enough for real life
the following is a list of people who deserve brain tumors
>favorite shows: discovery and history channel
yea somehow i dont fucking believe you
why are you still alive; youre existence is only a burden to others
>mario fucking cart
end your life you have nothing to look forward to youre a painfully stupid person
a fucking parasite
>taylor swift, MCR, spiderman, AHS, John "i cant write" green, sims
did you get tired of sucking chads dick after your sorority party?
i bet your stupid as fuck, probably very easily coerced into sex, and relatively plain looking
youre unnatractiveness only compounded by your obnoxious self loathing
you will forever have the mentality of a child
In my shithole of a country, there's only stupid shit on TV. We don't have a lot of shows that make sense. Google AlDub. These "educational" channels serve as an oasis of knowledge.
So, I thought she was pretty awful too, but you seem even worse desu senpai
Seriously, get off this board for a few weeks and get some perspective. You just seem like a grade a cunt.
>there's only stupid shit on TV
>channels serve as an oasis of knowledge
>an oasis of knowledge
8th grade was too tough for you eh?
its ok if i was as stupid as you i would give up too
>but you seem even worse desu senpai
reality hurts doesnt it :^)
>Seriously, get off this board for a few weeks and get some perspective
i think ive seen and experienced more than you ever will in your lifetime senpai
normie cunts like you are the only ones who need to leave
Could you repeat that? This time without the overbearing >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'd be okay if I wasn't so boring and cared more about what's popular or not.
well you got the lumberjack shirt down you retarded little fuck
>I'd be okay if I wasn't so boring and cared more about what's popular or not
yup youre boring better give up now before you embarrass yourself
It's lazy plaid, I'll probably be teaching high school science in a year and they'll force me into some boring dress code.
Sorry to disappoint you but I'm too tired. Here's a stock image.
I will literally die without attention on this specific board.
lmao great job fampai you can't even post on an anime forum correctly. btw I have no IRL friends so nobody is ever feeling like I'm unbearable to be around cuz they're never around me in the first place. Good try at making me feel a wittle sad )^': it didn't work tho cuz I am literally sitting on the chadfish poopoo at the very bottom of the sadness ocean. there is no further depth of sadness to be reached.
Maybe I do. perhaps I do not.
What's it to ya dip? you wanna add me to your list or something? you ain't taking me alive fbi-senpai
I-its not as though I wanted to get your personal information to better enlist you in the ranks of potential school shooters or anything baka.
T-that would be absurd. I figured we could be friends.
no it doesn't really bother me, because it is something i actually enjoy. im going to deprive myself of things which bring me satisfaction because i need to be "unique" like you? mindless as well? just because you dont have the physical or mental capacity to appreciate sport, must be mindless huh? i dont think you are worth the condom your parents lazily neglected when you were conceived. "Drink bleach" mate.
sorry but I already have "male friend that is a huge pussy c*ck" checked off on my list.
nah there's room for one more ok it's wow.chap
tfw probably just fugged myself but you only YOLO once as the normalpleb saying goes
make sure to say something funny as HECK in your friend request so I know its u
sure why not
- courtesy of the cinco facetime party snoozer
rate me senpaitachi
>sex life 0
>not a virgin
wew, still good movies
pretty meh everything, good luck on finding another gf or coping living alone
nice slav vidya you got there son
you sound normie af
>the shitty robot mods don't let you blankpost
I sense you have your head up your arse as you copy and paste the things smart people say and spew it out of your mouth
Your games are outdated, books are bollocks, TV shows are shit.
All in all, I want you to die.
You seem like a decent polski until it comes to your TV shows. But then again how much more can one expect from a weabo.
Maybe you should rate other people then you fag. Il rate the insignificant speckle of shit you call a life anyway.
Your fashion sense is a disgrace. You will never have the balls to don a suit of armor when you yourself are a kek for eternity.
The things that interest you are nonsense. Its just all over the place, tasteless and pathetic.
You think you are high int. You are a pseudo noob and nothing more.
I am tempted to find out where you live and beat the shit out of you.
Your music taste is incoherently a cluster fuck of styles.
The only good thing I can say about you is that I will enjoy hurting you.
Do the world and yourself a favour and________
You know what to do.
You're strange but I have little against you.
Thank you anon. is that a stat picker for dark souls II, or for Demon Souls? I played DaS and used one of those things, but yours looks a little different than from what I remember so I'm guessing its from a different game in the series.
But It's been a long time Since I played Dark Souls so I dunno. I could be remembering it wrong.
>>sex life 0
>>not a virgin
huh? I haven't touched so much as touched a grill in at least half a year, so yeah, my sex life is a zero. The fact that I've had sex before doesn't change the fact that it's a zero right now.
>still good movies
thanks. i dont like your movies or tv shows, but you seem like an interesting guy, we'd probably get along irl
I don't think you understand what I colored in.
Intelligence is all about areas. I'm not fucking God and all-knowing. I'm saying I'm really smart in some areas, and a fucking retard in others. It wasn't that hard desu.
oh man I know this TOTAL FAGGOT who you'd probably like, she seemingly does nothing but listen to vocaloid and read jjba
But I think she already has a girlfriend right now, how lame
Im alright with my life right now i guess it could be worse
The twist when they reveal the girl had been dead the whole time surprised me. The rest was expectable. The edgiest scene easy was the giant voodoo girl falling for the bull slave and getting steamy with him lmfao
huehue text fer the rurboot hue hue hue hue hue..........
Fuck you robot.
I know I'll catch some shit for some of this stuff.
Feels bad bro! With less hair this time.
Text for the derpbot.
Pass the fuckin ball!
What an idiot!
Fuck it, I'm gonna go get another beer. You guys want one?
Hello?... Yeah, yeah, cool, we're all just hangin out... Alright
Who was that, some chicks?
Nah, it was my neighbor, his robot's comin over
Yeah, he built a robot a while ago and the robot came out gay
Yo, we're out of Hunnyduffers so I grabbed a couple of Gooseheads...
Okay, that's cool...
Wait, so the robot's gay?
Gay Robot's comin over?
That doesnt mean youre int it means you are good at learning.
Int that high is like L33T level is not only problem solving, its problem making. You do realise your IQ would have to be in the 10th percentile to be that clever.
Yeh ok. Who the fuck are you again so I can remind myself how much better I am than you.
Just woke up, going to make tea and do my laundry. AMA.
MF DOOM, Nujabes, Death Grips a jine. Vicemene cokoli co zni jak hip-hop a je poslouchatelne.
Suverenne nejlepsi deska z tohoto zanru.
Pussy craving strong this morning. A hvezda, kterou obiham me vesele ignoruje.
>A hvezda, kterou obiham me vesele ignoruje.
tak to ti s tim neporadim ale hodne stesti
Tam toho neni moc co k rade. Bud me to prestane bavit, nebo si najdu jinou, u ktere bude sance, ze bude obihat taky ona mne.
Jinak dalsi vyborna deska. Ale teda asi bude ciste instrumentalni.
Pokud to jo tak je to nejvic based nigerijsky princ co znam.
VUT FIT v Brne. Matematicke metody v informatice.
Tak ono je to technicka skola. Prakticky jediny rozdil v klasicke informatice a tomhle je to, ze mas solidni prehled v matematice k tomu ze umis kodit. Tedy muzes delat klasicke IT prace + ty co vyzaduji trochu vic matiky.
ja musim jit ale snad ti to dopadne dobre s tou holkou a vsm ostatnim
Damn. Ta je hodne ale opravdu hodne qt. Nicmene dik a hodne stesti i tobe.
The classics are Portishead, Becoming X album by Sneaker Pimps. Morcheeba's Big Clam and Who Can You Trust?. I'd say Goldfrapp - Felt Mountain in a sense is similar. Archive trip-hop stuff with female vocals scattered around. Bjork has some stuff.
Oh and Bowery Electric has female vocals exclusively. Though their stuff is a bit of an acquired taste since their tracks use a lot of repetition.
I like her more without makeup and without the "sexy" posing. But I'm a lovestarved incel, what do I know.
Until I made this, I never realized how plebeian my tastes are compared to the rest of 4chan, but I'm not ashamed tho
>everyone saying their intelligence is at least 8
Why am I not surprised?
This thread is yet another proof that straight women CANNOT be robot
also how can everyone watch so much tv and read so many books, I can't muster the motivation to watch/read a single one
Why do women do this? Why do they put absolutely no effort into improving themselves in any way, then throw away the only value they would otherwise have by losing their virginity?
You're less than worthless. You're going to be a wrinkly lunch lady for the last fifty years of your life.
I asked you in a previous thread, but I'm not sure if you ever saw: what got you interested in Takeda? I've never seen him mentioned by another person, even on /lit/. Also, favorite Tanizaki novel?
Not her, but most of my life is focused on self-improvement and bettering myself.
It doesn't matter, I just get the opposite end of the insult spectrum. The pretentious tryhard who's worthless because no one likes a stuck-up bitch. At least I have solace in knowing I really am better off.
I honestly juck picked up a few jap books from the library that had an interesting synopsis.
As for Tanizaki, I only read a collection of his short stories. I don't remember the names that well, but I liked the one with a father and son watching two women moongazing. I know it's not much to go by.
As for Takeda. I loved the atmosphere of his short stories. Luminous moss was absolutely brilliant and the story about the jap scribe in shanghai was extremely good as well.
That's a really low bar for calling Tanizaki a favorite author. A short story that you can't remember the name of?
I'm glad you like them both though, and you must have a really nice library to be picking through to find them.
I don't read books all that much in the last few years. Too much hard school material (math texts, research papers, etc). I haven't read much by one author now that I think about it. Always went to the library and took whatever seemed to fit with my mood at the moment.
The exception being Lovecraft and Murakami, which from I have several books. Although I am just getting into Murakami.
I like your cute animu pictures, anon. Good luck with the reading life.
Have some more. I'm happy someone likes them too.
I miss NOVA, RVA is nice, I don't particularly care for VA Beach so far, but I think I just don't live on the right side of the water.
I imagine Virginia Beach would take some getting used to for a robot. What are you drinking, anon? I hope it's a non-alcoholic beverage, Stonewall Jackson would be upset if he saw you drinking that from a VMI glass.
I don't want to be buried in a casket just throw me on top of a fucking mountain to feed to birds wild animals and maggots