>>24070220 This pic makes me so happy. Fills me with a feeling of righteousness. If I saw her like that I would hover over her, staring at her with a smug look and crossed arms. She would start to feel uncomfortable and speed up her pace. Then I'd make "tsk tsk" sounds with my tongue, lightly kick the soda cup at her, step on some fries and walk out while sighing.
Recently a girl friend of mine went on a McDonalds breakfast date with a guy because she has two jobs and he has three, so they really dont have a lot of time to sit down to a fancy dinner. She really likes him and is understanding, so I guess it depends on the girl if she'll look down on you for being a poorfag or not (or if youre not a poorfag she will assume so or that youre just really cheap)
Random tip: feel free to leave your tables and shit messy Whoever is cleaning it up is just glad to be away from the fryers/grills for a moment I know I certainly took my time while cleaning and restocking the lobby at McDonald's while I still worked there
>be me >always wear suits >taking management class at community college >girl gives me her number in class >i text her later that evening >ask her to meet me at mcdonald's >she arrives >we order and i pay like a gentleman ought >i inform her that i'm "ironically ordering tendies" >demand a fork from the large black woman behind the counter >proceed eat tendies and fries with a fork while conversing with her about the artistic value counter-strike source as a contemporary commentary on the fragile nature of governments and social structures >cite several sources >because i eat muy rapido, el mujer es still consuming her morsels infinitesimally more languidly than i could ever bare to suffer >i pull out my pipe, formed from rare woods and complete with a splendid gold inlay >i begin puffing from my pipe in an intellectually artistic manner >i show her my condom and inform her that sexual intercourse with her in the lavatory would be most gratifying to me >she called me a fucking creep then left
fuck mcdonalds fat black bitch was eyeing me as i left and the chad in the corner snickered
>>24070220 Fast food isn't a bad first date option, but McDonald's is so noisy. Every one I go to has that obnoxious beeping they never stop, and usually there's a group of annoying loud kids or niggers or old people if it's morning.
>>24070976 >that obnoxious beeping they never stop The machines in the back beep whenever you need to shake the fries, take the fries/chicken/fish out of the fryer, take the burgers off the grill, and take the pies/cookies out of the oven, and it also beeps slowly for about 5 seconds before you have to do these things as a warning
Even when you're sitting at home and everything is silent, you can still hear them
So glad I don't have a gf. I hardly have any money to my name and don't have a fucking clue how to date her even though I'm 23 years old. To be honest if I ever get a gf it'll end with me being a total blunderbuss and spilling spaghettii all over the place.
>>24070220 It all depends: 1) Does she have her own place, work, go to school, if so expect date to the first and the last. 2) Does she live in a group home, a care facility, halfway house, on the street, well good news you might have a new girlfriend. Just go to store, get some stuff for a picnic, french bread, some sliced meats, cheese, some olives, something decent to drink and some fruit, now you are a romantic, go to the park, somewhere with a view, for the same cost you have now made a impression, date 2 is on the way.
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