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do you ever get turned on by your own body?
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sometimes i look at myself naked and then i feel extremely aroused
I am only attracted by my penis and ass, and face
Yes, I used to masturbate to myself in the mirror all the time. Is there something wrong with that?
The smell of my own testicles often makes me get in the mood to fap. You know dat smell. When you touch your finger to the part where your balls touch your thighs. Mmm.
Well yes sometimes God is attractive. Why wouldn't I be?

I sometimes masturbate to the smell of my sperm
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>born a female
>5'3"/90 lbs.
>rib cage disrupted by cute perky boobs
>messy hair looks fuckable
>cute smile
>open mouth a little
>put on schoolgirl uniform
>wear cute panties
>spend hours staring into a mirror
>often touch hair for no reason
>masturbate with hitachi
>think about absolutely nothing
>close eyes sometimes to enjoy it
>have to open eyes so i can check myself out every few minutes in the mirror
>have never felt deeper desire for anyone other than myself
>often dream or fantasize about fucking a hypothetical twin

what the fuck is wrong with me
no, i'm disgusting.
Hello, /fit/

Touring around the other boards, are we?
Well I took a picture of my penis the other day and didn't hate it. Does that count?
An endless cycle? I think we have discovered perpetual motion
I get turned on by my face. I'm fucking handsome fuck
After a workout I feel sexy as hell but it doesn't last long.
I jerk off looking at my own dick.
To be fair, it's a great looking dick.
did you ever put a dildo on the mirror
ye sometimes I'm fapping and see my abs and then rub them sexily

I wish I had a twin desu, not even gay either just narcicist as fuck
I couldn't help staring at myself last time I was fucking my gf. No homo, the lighting just made my delts and tris look ripped af
plz be my gf
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No, it's impossible to be attracted by my own body since I'm a disgusting fat slob.
>born a female
>have never felt deeper desire for anyone other than myself
Nope, nothing out of the ordinary here.
Just an average female tbqh senpai
Sometimes looking at the bottom of my feet does it. Looks like high tier girl's feet, very nicely shaped which is actually rare.
>5'3"/90 lbs.
you need to gain weight
and i'm not just saying "I don't find you attractive when you're that skinny"
i mean you are at least a little bit unhealthy and should put on at least a few more pounds

i'm not full-on "healthy at every size," but seriously, I'm 5'9 and ~135lb and I recognize that I'm a little on the skinny side of 'healthy'.
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Back when I was 13 or so.

>be 13
>puberty kicking in
>built just like pic related
>have really nice legs
>have nice butt
>girls in the class like to rub my legs and pinch my ass
>people assume I'm gay
>no body hair
>girls keep asking if I shave
>gyno appears
>tits start budding
>people start saying have tits
>start getting turned on when looking at myself
>super flexible
>start throating my own dick
>no porn needed
>just look at myself
>sucking the cum out and swallowing it
>start fucking my food
>cum in it
>eat it
>start playing with my ass and tits
>start piss play
>have difficulty looking in the mirror without getting hard
>have difficulty getting hard without sucking my dick

Was superdegerate back then. Eventually testosterone kicked in and now I'm normal and manly.
Sorry anon, I really have no desire to spend time on anyone other than myself.

>tfw riding a bus, airplane or train and see your opaque reflection against a moving background
>tfw walking past stores and staring at your cute moving reflection in large glass windows

Pure bliss.
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>no porn needed
>just look at myself
good god
you don't have to spend time on me you can spend it with me

it'll be pleasant I promise
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I grab my own ass sometimes
>>Americans in charge of weight
M8, at 5'9 you could lose almost 15lbs and still be within a healthy weight range. As for her ... Asians tend to sit loower on the BMI scale anyway. There's no need for her to try and gain weight.
I've never been attracted to myself.
why not though?
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I can't like fap to myself but I admit I would bang me. Not only would I bang me I'd fucking wreck me honestly.
I look a lot younger than I am, and with girly-ish hair I'd totally bang me.
I just am not. I mean I'm vain and like to look in the mirror every once in a while, but there's realy nothing good staring back. Rule 63 me? Possibly.
Just let me wreck you instead, anon.
then we can cuddle
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that sounds pretty sad. maybe i can make you lewd.
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>mildly underweight
>i'm not full-on "health at every size"
>maybe 5 lbs. underweight

I suspect if I was 5 lbs. overweight, nothing would be said. The only health risk I face is weak bones, I have never broken a bone in my life. I'm glad you are concerned but I'll be alright anon, don't worry.

Here's a picture of some other woman at the same height and weight, it's not as thin as you are imagining.
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Heck no! I really like to cuddle but I wanna be a top!
I might look 15 and be 5'7'' but goddammit I wanna be the one putting my dick in things!

I hate that I'm so short. Being a bottom to a young-looking boy has got to be a niche category.
Was a pretty intense time in my life.

I'd do something normal like wash my hands but then I'd look in the mirror. Then I'd look at my lips. Next thing I'd know I'm sucking myself off again.

I'd wake up in the middle of the night with an erection and suck myself back to sleep.

Never got caught luckily.
Oh wow, we're the same size.
I also have a really girly frame but I'd never bottom
what if we just get married and cuddle, no sex!
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too bad, we're gonna be a happy couple
I'll give you a handjob while I fuck your butt, that should be good enough
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My butt is off-limits
Besides my dick is probably bigger
if your butt is off limits then why are you getting turned on
and I doubt your dick is bigger
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Nice try :^)
I fit into the extra-niche category of having a big dick while looking 15 and being a manlet.
>previously obese
>now skinnyfat and disgusting
>small dick
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I wet dreamed once where i fucked a girl version of myself.
she had a dick
I do similar things but I'm male.
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