Buying BF. Starting price: .16 cents.
Must have excellent taste in music, videogames, anime and music.
comes with unconditional love and shameless devotion
Does it even matter? :3
Not lonely enough to sell myself to you like some kind of whore
.19 cents and that's final. Deal or no deal?
Strange coming from a board that despises women - labelling them "roastie whores". Why not just become gay?
I have one (1) boyfriend here.
Free to a good home!
Is fully vaccinated and has all his shots.
Lots of love to give, only needs an owner!
>The thread is fine.
Maybe you should try other sites
Oho, looky here, its magnolia.
Okay it's official.
It's the general consensus.
Hmmm... Free? There must be a catch. What's your taste in music?
Yeah Alice was a pretty cool dude.
Now we watch anime together.
So you're 15 and posting on /r9k/ but you've never been to reddit?
It's just a coincidence that you played robocraft with the name badenderman? And someone using that name who also played tf2 is talking about rare pepes?
Give it up kid
You're story is very suspect Gvina Badenderman, I'm inclined not to believe it.
>I don't understand what the fuck do you want.
Just getting a fix on how cancerous you are. So far
>15 years old
>orbits other shitposters
>highly likely you posted on reddit about rare pepes
we need chemo stat
one tomokoneet gf please
*femboys and trannies need not apply*
I can supply only the highest quality tyson tenders and monster energy drinks for a specimen in good health
>people love me anon, you are just disliked
>tomoko is his waifu
>he hasn't read the manga
>And some other information from before
Hmm like what? I know you avatar/tripfag, I'm confident you are Israeli or at least a jew. Have you been lying about your age this whole time?
>inb4 you don't orbit shitposters
kek yes you do, half your posts are answering questions about noun and cebruz.
Imagine Tomoko's feet at the end of a long school week.
She's worn the same stockings every day for two weeks and hasn't showered in three days... even after gym class, because she's too shy to shower in front of other girls.
When she takes off her shoes at the end of a long day a stinging odor of ammonia is the first thing to hit your nose, followed by a musty, almost moldy wetness. Buried underneath this olfactory assault you can detect notes of corn chips, ripe cheese and vinegar. You'd be able to see white powder (dried sweat / salt) covering the toes and soles of her stockings.
If you gave her feet about 10 minutes to dry and removed her stockings, you'd notice her pink, calloused soles would be a yellowish color on the heels and balls / pads of the feet. If you were to stick your nose right underneath her toes at this point, the sour, vinegary, dried cranberries stench would be so pungent it might burn your nostrils.
Those shoes she wears to school every day... if the insoles started out a light color, they're now black in the shape of her sole. You could clearly see her black toe, ball/pad and heel imprints in the insoles. In the middle of these imprints would be deposits of black gunk consisting of dead skin, sweat and dirt. This gunk would also be all over the bottom of Tomoko's stockings. If you were to collect this gunk into a ball and smell it, it would smell like death.
If you were to begin licking Tomoko's stockinged soles, the first thing you'd notice, aside from the smell, would be the strong bitter and salty flavors. The salt would be from sweat... but the bitterness would be from that horrid smelling black gunk. If Tomoko were in a sadistic mood and felt like making you lick them clean... you'd be licking them for hours and that black gunk simply would not come off. She might end up making you scrape it off with your teeth.
>he claims to read the manga
>he says it's canon that she's stinky
lmao you secondary shitter
>She's worn the same stockings every day for two weeks and hasn't showered in three days... even after gym class
>because she's too shy to shower in front of other girls.
obviously false since she has bathed with other girls on panel kek.
The rest of your post is foot fag fetish shit.
As usual the people who say she stinks are just fetish fags who don't even know the source material. Keep your fetish head canon to yourself.
Remember to follow my tumblr.
I'd rather be a tripfag than a cancer attentionwhore, desu
But you're a tripfag and a cancer attention whore. We're two of the same, baby.
Teaching potential bfs how to play Dwarf Fortress, accepting applications.
I still don't have your opinion on the depeche boys!
You're a tripfag, an avatarfag, an attention slut, etc. I know you secretly love me, Maggy.