>"Anon this party is getting kind of lame haha"
>"How about we go up to your room and you can play some music?"
>go up to my room
>she starts taking her bra off
>"hold on bitch we aint got to the music yet"
>put on some aphex twin
>"aight listen to this part, in a spectrogram it makes a perfect spiral"
>her face when
>Can't let her down
>Can't be a fool to myself
>Can't keep thinking I can live for no one else
>take her to my room
>play Komm Susser Tod
>her panties come tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
Ohhhhh I'm trying to remember what song that is. I'm pretty sure it's off ICBYD... Is it Icct Hedral?
And need like you wonder why you can't get laid. U faggot all should realize that if a girl says anything remotly like that, it means to make up an excuse to have no intention of following through on only to get alone with you to Fuck her. Best incognito way to ask "do u want to Fuck after this" should translate. "Hey do you want me to take you home or we can got back to my place and watch a movie and chill for a little"
Fuck off I'm a virgin I don't give a shit about sex. I'm broken and can't get sex so stop talking about it.
Can I just have /r9k/ as the only place where I don't have to deal with normie fucks FUCK OFFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>think to myself " am I really going to lose my virginity to this chick?"
>"Will losing my v-card really do anything, I mean ive been hyping it up as one of my problems but if I actually do lose it tonight where do I go from there?"
>"It wont make up for the last 7 years of no friends and sitting in my room playing games"
>"My virginity is honestly the only thing im proud of at this point and if i do this then ill have nothing"
>"I couldnt bare it to post on r9k anymore if i wasnt a virgin"
>Snap back to reality and say "nahhh im good"