>went to pick up my new glasses at glasses store
>cute girl smiled at me while I was waiting
>also I actually like my new glasses
Any other robots have a good day today?
>only have one class at 9 am on fridays
>skip it to get extra sleep, feeling rebellious
>text friend in same class and he tells us we didn't do anything that required me to be there
>torrented new Joanna Newsom album and it holds up
very nice, I also skipped a class this week. was definitely worth it
>tfw the iced coffee you ordered is extra strong and has the perfect fluid:ice ratio
I'm happy for you anon. Glasses can make or break someone's look, and it sounds like you found a pair that looks really good on you.
On the thread topic, I had a really good day.
>make out with qt friend with huge boobs at my new year's party 3 years ago
>been crushing on her ever since
>too beta to do anything about it
>finally call her and ask her on an actual date
>she says yes
>asks why I never said anything earlier
I think I'm gonna make it guys
>order Chai Tea and they don't over-sugar it
> Was going to order XL pizza
> downsize to large
> call for pickup
> walked a mile for pickup
> burned tons of calories just getting there and back
> basically evened out
I think I might lose weight from all this walking.
This is a true win. Comparable to ordering an iced tea at a restaurant and getting a drink with a perfect mix of sweetness and tea bitterness.
While this is better than ordering an XL and driving, you didn't come close to evening out. Walking a mile burns maybe 100 calories max. Large pizza has 250-300cals per slice. Sorry m8
Thanks senpai. Taking her to a local art show in the city near my apt. I'm looking for something to hang on my wall and she's into that sort of thing. We'll probably get lunch or dinner too.
I've been here too long. I can never leave
>Work with a grill
>She's actually really dorky/awkward but is easy to talk to.
>Find out we live on the same street
>Walk home together after work because done at the same time
>Didn't drop any spaghetti, acted like a normal human bean
It's the little victories.
you are so in i am excited and I dont even know you
I have been here for 5 years on and off, it is certainly possible to leave, just be aware that if you ever get sad again for the love of god turn to drinking or something not your robotic acquaintances.
>tfw i am to much of a pussy to skip class
was it like a chuckle, or did she actually lift her cheeks?
did she make eye contact with you before you made the joke or after?
did she laugh with her body or with her face only?
I worked in customer service for a few years, i know my fake laughs anon lemme help you out.
she probably genuinely laughed anon
make sure you stop into that shop once or twice a week, but no more than that. make small talk and smile a lot and she will at least come to like you as a regular :)
I just came on /r9k/ to wallow in others defeated misery for a bit. Haven't been on here in years.
>tfw becoming soulmates with a kawaii 18 y/o who is as alien to relationshit as you
>go to pharmacy to ask for a natural antidepressant
>wait in line for about 5 minutes, Holiday America Radio is playing in the background
>my turn comes
>"how can I help you? :)"
>"I, erm...do you have any hyperic extract?"
>"sure, tablets or liquid? liquid acts much faster if you put a few drops under your tongue :)"
>"liquid will be fine then, any suggestion on when to take it?"
>"Normally I'd ask if the person is taking any meds, but this is clearly not the case :) 3 drops in the morning, 3 before bed :)"
>older female pharmacist says something to her
>"this is not flirting time, Jessica, keep it professional"
>"sorry for that...:)"
>pay and leave
I wanted to tell her I was already in love with her and that hyperic would do so little compared to the purest love she could give me.
>5 steps from the exit radio plays a song
>"some say love, it is a river, that drowns, the tender reed..."
>proceed to listen to the song for the rest of the day
Never went to that pharmacy again.
>walking out of isle and lock eyes with cutie
>both just stop and look at each other for a few seconds then she smiles and blushes
>dont do anything about it though cuz im a pussy
>back hurts from laying on bed on laptop all day
>take vicodin to ease pain
>drink a couple beers
>see qt posted
>jerk off to her
>i cant feel my hands so it's like im getting a ghost handie
>feels good friends
I got drunk and went to the Chick-fil-A on my college campus. The experience was excellent and the complete opposite of learning process I still desperately cling to. The honey mustard sauce was great and the Cherry Coke I got complimented the spiced rum I was covertly sipping like a madly drunken alcoholic in the depths of his latest bender. After I finished eating, I staggered around chain-smoking American Spirits like a social failure bent on destroying the mores and policies of a university I had no reason to be attending. I remember little of my campus-wide trek of lung cancer and liver failure, however I eventually appeared back at my dorm, where I proceeded to watch "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" while finishing off the fifth of rum I'd purchased before eating my dinner. All in all, I had a good night. A typical night, but a good night.
>tfw have epiphany about life after reading dozens of books
>tfw have difficulty talking about it all online because everybody thinks discussing philosophy is an intelligence competition
Anyways that was still a good day, I feel so different about the world now, ultimately in a neutral way though.
>bored on a friday night
>decide to try tinder
>mfw I have only shitty photos on facebook
>do it anyway
>10 minutes in, matched up with this qt only 10 miles away
>talk for about half an hour before I man up and asked her out on a date
>tfw she said yes
>have access to a shared restroom
>every time I go in the stall I rub the toilet paper and then roll it back carefully
>get home and fap to the thought of women putting my finger essence into their vagina
It's not a complex feel, but it's a good one. I always walk out of that bathroom with an elevated mood.
>butt feels moist
>think I shit myself
>touch it and smell fingers
>was sick yesterday
>go to sleep late, after watching the final episode on bob ross's twitch channel
>wake up today
>feel a lot better
>will be able to attend university lectures on monday