>>24074241 >mfw I'm obligated by contract to only jizz inside of the confines of the clinic. Really? How do they enforce that? How often do you need to jizz for them that they can actually measure it and see significant differences in the size of your load.
>tfw too short to be a sperm donor I just want to get paid to jack off.
>>24074095 No fucking way in hell. I have to protect my inheritance, marriage is not an option, unless Islam takes over. Having children is out of the question, I'm not sadistic enough to conceive a robot that will suffer the way I do.
>>24074351 They do a sperm count (count the sperm in a specified volume, multiply that to match size of sample). They know my baseline so if I spank it before and then try and donate, my sample will have a lower count. It's max 3 times a week but even then if I spank the day after I give a sample, the next time I give a sample it won't have a similar count to the others.
>>24074518 If I donate 3 times a week for the whole month I can make max $600. (50 per sample)
My place is more of a bargain joint for lesbos on a budget, but the nicest places can pay $1500 a month, though you have to be a Chad and not only pass a background check but be some sort of Ubermensch thats in corporate America or modeling or something.
>>24074095 no thanks >7 billion people on earth >world is getting shitter, everything is done apart from stem >spending the rest of life on some little shit >what if it has abnormalities like us? >what if everything goes right child never dies but just hates you
>>24074666 They scrutinize hard, even at my place. I have no priors, a good credit score, a decent job, decent GPA in high school and college. The other places need you to be over the top like some royalty or something. But yes, the money is good.
>>24074673 Contracts for my clinic last 6 months (they need a steady stream and the long dedication is part of the reason they pay more). Also since you're a female the process of extracting eggs is difficult, sometimes painful, and the eggs never regenerate for you. That's why eggs go for so much more than sperm. Sperm is a 5 minute wait and eggs are a surgical procedure.
I don't want kids, but I've thought a few times that when I'm old and have a partner, it would be nice to adopt someone well past the typical adoption age. By such an age, they'd probably never get adopted. Even if they're not a kid anymore, they still want a family. There's an image that gets posted in every adoption thread of a bio of this 20 yr old guy named Dustin, I think, on one of those adoption sites. It always makes me sad when I see it. He seems like such a nice guy, but never got a family. I hate mine, but at least I had them and only two of them died. I'd love to call someone my daughter or son, but I just don't like kids.
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