>you will never have a robot boyfriend because they all hate you for no reason
Robots don't need other robots. They need extroverts to grab them by the neck and show them how to live life. Two robots will eventually get tired of each other, they would both be happier with Chad and Stacey, the irony.
This is too true. For a month straight I had to close the store I work at 3 times a week with the same girl because manager too lazy to make new schedule. Actually helped me be less socially awkward, at least around her. Still kissless tho
You can socialize and be around other people while still remaining introverted and desiring an introverted partner. Consider reducing the amount of blatantly ignorant posts you make in your future.
>wanting extroverts to contaminate you with their normieness
Generally speaking, if people "hate you for no reason at all" it's because you actually have a shitty personality.
Or maybe you're just hanging around assholes, which is a definite possibility here.
That's all you have here without photo proof; a personality. Which is what every retard monkey who stumbles across this website is without proof. You're assumed to be a pimply, fat failure of a person until photographic proof with time stamp can be supplied.
You can tell you're new to the Internet because you don't even understand the rule. lol
"no women on the Internet" means nobody cares about your gender, not "we will remove anything that claims to be female"
If they don't provide tits, you don't have license to believe them. That's it really.
probably the second, guessing from the kind of people on r9k...
go back to /b/
if that's what having a personality is means then sure
And this confirms that you aren't a woman. Your body isn't precious and therefore has no sanctity worth preserving unless that body is actually male and repulsive.
Consider this case, closed, gentlemen.
those arent robots. theyre bitter permavirgins with mental illnesses and they dont even know it themselves. a true robot wouldnt be this pathetic...
no. i'd prefer if he'd just stay on /b/
>a true robot wouldnt be this pathetic...
OP would have to be a girl to be a whore, and I've already established it's a fat boy out for shitposts. Also, being a whore involves exchanging money for sexual favors. Proving ones gender on the internet costs all parties nothing and gives them a degree of trust. Fucking cancer too stupid to figure out basic anonymous interactions
>hate you for no reason
except that you guys are
That's why people dont like most of you "robots"
im a girl anon but yes, almost every guy on this board is all of those things which is why it's so hard to find an actual robot boyfriend who isnt obese, crying for mommy every second, doesnt want to kill himself, is mentally stable, is passionate about something and can be entertaining about it, is realistic and not so lazy he's forced to be a NEET
the ugly part i dont really mind
Holy shit, do you actually look like that? I think women who unironically dye their hair neon and have facial piercings should be executed, I'm not even memeing. You people disgust me, you're not human.
I meet all of those qualities but what you fail to understand is that people I've met irl that browse 4chan aren't even normies, they're "Chads" and they don't browse this board, they go on /fit/. The only "normies" and "Chads" that browse this board do so to laugh at others misfortune and awkwardness. If you want a valuable bf, you're probably not going to find one here
>anime and videogames
that isnt a passion or hobby. that's just clinging to something easy and lazy to avoid killing yourself. it's sad.. get a life
>someone with social skills
uh, no. theres plenty ways to be entertaining and charming. you don't even have to be talking for it you autist
I don't care about your spelling, all that matters is that you know you're a retarded faggot pretending to be a girl to get the attention of other fat lonely faggots and samefagging with yourself to pretend you have friends. What's even worse than all of that is that I'm responding to this obvious fucking bait because I'm bored as shit.
No, he did. He wrote a poem about two people wearing masks and they never "met" because they both wore masks pretending to be whatever they were trying to pretend to be. They ended up missing each other completely in life.
yeah, being a shuting does that to you.
yeah, being a shutin does that to you.
yeah, being a shutin does that to you
yeah, being a shutin does that to you
If you ask women 80% of all men are below average, so go, really go fuck yourself there. That's your problem.
No, actually we are the most interesting people you'll ever meet. But you'll never have enough time to get to know us.
Unfortuantely it's the human condition to want to have a mate, and live free of problems, so yeah I guess we are.
All humans are lazy. We find the absolute easiest path to a solution. Even when exercising youll need to work harder or change it because your body adapts and gets lazier.
In the context of this website, does it matter who we're responding to? OP probably went to sleep an hour ago. I'm yelling the same things into an old pit hoping for a familiar echo.
That's not a line from that poem. It's titled "Masks"
Yeah, I recall seeing it posted here before.
And also right now.
I guess we all wear masks. Then again it doesn't much matter when you never leave the house and meet anyone. Even so, sometimes I worry that I'm gradually becoming the mask and whoever I am underneath is fading.
Of course we do. If we didn't society wouldn't have progressed very far.
But I remember someone telling me how they were successful; keep pretending to be confident and happy and eventually you won't be pretending. Our masks define us, both by showing what we think we lack and what we think we need.
I think faking it til you make it is only a half-truth. That is, it only gets you so far. Your own attitude and self-beliefs are only part of the picture, albeit an important one.
I see someone is having problems with photoshop
That's true, and yet trying to find someone on the board still seems like such a total shot in the dark. I guess it would only be worse through any other medium.
I'd fault you for your caginess but I'm really no better.
I'm not sure which of you, if either, is OP. I was hoping to tease some sense of who she is or what she's looking for out of her but I'm not getting anything. So I guess I'll just bite the bullet and ask: do you want to get to know someone who's 30/M/US, has been here since the board's creation, and is NEET because of reasons? I'll post my throwaway if that sounds like someone you want to talk to.
We've been speaking for I think... almost a year now. I can't remember the exact date. We were both rejected by people and weren't initially interested in each other, but eventually were interested in each other. We went out a few times, and I went over to his place and one day he made a move. (not sex)
Then we became bf and gf.
We have a similar mind set, and obviously we're both from r9k so have something to talk about. Its just nice hanging around each other.
>theyre bitter permavirgins with mental illnesses
that is exactly what a robot is. it is exactly what /r9k/ culture, pepe, wojack and every fucking meme on here is based on. tendies good boy points all that shit is based on autism and being a fucking virign. its late so i probably fell for the bait but i guess that's why i'm here and someone who needs to posts bait feels just as bad about their life as i do
Because robots have the most beautiful souls on this planet and hearts. They are long suffering. But you are vapid and shallow and will never ever have a robot boyfriend. You can't get one either, no robot would ever be with you. You might as well be a black girl to us or a tranny.
We reveal our bitter side and wrath to our oppressors and enemies like you. People like you, who are vapid, are without depth. You should be called robots because of how you act like animals. Your hearts are ugly and evil. You are fake, as if you do not have souls at all. Go back to your drunken parties, orgies, cock sucking, lies and gossip. Robots aren't attracted to people like you, you couldn't even make a robot hard because of how fake you are. No one will ever love you, you do not know how to love. You confuse lust for love.
Every day people post a gorillion reasons why they hate your gender
>implying this isn't a troll