Hi! I'm the anon who's been having a bad time on the US with grandparents
got something to tell ya
>grandparents force me to go to church
>today it is a different one
>curious yet scared
>it's not so bad
>people ain't screaming or crying
>can't stop yawning tho
>it finishes, it's someone's birthday
>they're having carne asada
>everything tastes so goddamn good
>eat a bit too much
>warm up right away
>they present me with someone
>they like me
>they keep telling me to go hang out with the stacys that attend that religious group
>it's for a good reason
>they go to church
>they hang out with other people
>''they probably think videogames are satanic, grandma''
>''depends, are they christian videos of games''
>NAH, I AIN'T FUCKING HANGING OUT WITH THEM
>too innocent for me
>come the fuck on
>I browse /r9k/
>I'm into so much weird shit by now
>I'm a walking meme over that
>I CAN SEE TWO MILES AWAY THEY DON'T LIKE THE SAME SHIT
>THEY WOULDN'T FUCKING TAKE ME
>THEY LOOK LIKE NORMIES
>THEY SMELL OF NORMIES
>qt dude they presented me was nice tho
>someone thought I was his lil sister
I miss having vidya and internet
I feel like a stray dog, they barely let me eat because ''2fat'' and their food is so stale that when I have the chance to have some regular food I just have too much, so much i can barely move
am I fucking begging you to be here? naw, nigg. But it's ok. I know you do 't have anything better to do
You remind me of someone... a certain someone that can go fuck itself lmao. I stole his crush. He gay af, y'know. He preaches so much about hating roasties so much and their ugly ass cunts bur oh! when it comes to her he could just do her all day long. Naw, he's the real cunt there. So I fucking stole his crush
and he doesn't know much about what we got goin' on. But oh, I enjoy so much to make him jealous, to bring him down, that's what happens when they look down on me. They have a terrible time, lol
and in general
I just love taking everything out here <3
I dont give a fuck, bad or not. I can just shit post freely
my grandma is tight as shit when ir comes to food because
>natural is better
>also pressure problems
>she can't eat shit so i can't eat shit either
it's just so fucking depressive
Oh, also. I'm pretty ok. Not fat, not thin.
a buncha people told me today that I'm pretty
Natural food is way better but i mean burgers are fucking delicious, deep fried shit sucks
Were they all like "mija estas bonita"?
"Mija come mas"?
Ugh my innards hurt, fuck food poisoning
I actually am, no offense taken at all.
but it's boring there, nobody to pick up a fight with, in here I got you <3
I know. I can live off beans and rice forever but this stale shit is awful
also yes, they're so fucking latino in here. I swear you dont fucking need to learn English here to have a semi-decent life.
''quieres mas tortillas?'' ''un cafecito mija?''
yeah yeah, just like that