>be in uni dorm
>microwaved my food at the kitchen
>going upstairs on elevator with my food
>girl comes in
>"those look good!"
was I supposed to say something else or keep the conversation going?
>tell her she can have some
>as she leans in the microwave to grab food spank her ass
>those look good!
To be honest, this is a silly thing to say. What is the point? It's a banal observation that serves no purpose. There IS no proper response other than "yeah" because it is a meaningless statement. I may have said "Yes, they do look good, that's why I'm going to eat it."
>move in to first apartment by myself
>neighbor girl comes by as i am unpacking
>tells me welcome and introduces herself
>sees my n64 in a box
>says she likes video games and that we should play
>tell her i havent unpacked my tv yet
>she says thats its ok and we can play at her room
>play jet force gemini and conkers bfd for about an hour
>eventually we got bored
>tell her it was nice to meet her and go back to unpacking my things
>never talked to her again besides saying hello when we bumped into each other
>3 years later she moves out and i never see her again
That's how I know you're delusional. I was like that the first couple months in dorms, too. But it got to my head. Some girls legitimately only want friends and if you come on too strong, they will spread shit about you.
In other words, slow your roll young money.
Let me help you brah:
>"those look good!"
>"yea...Im so lazy, but I also need to eat"
Go on about your food, ask her about her food,
change topic, discuss without asking questions.
The general formula is
1st sentence "comment about X (small talk"
2nd sentence "Expand the topic and turn it around to the original commentor"
3rd talk about something that has something to do with what you just talked about, no more questions until 2 sentences pass.
there you go OP. Thats a template for a conversation, youre welcome.
What food was it, OP? I think if it was something like a fucking burrito or something, might be a little awkward/messy to offer her a bite. But if it was a nice finger food or something, she could have tried a couple.
it's not that much of a fucking mystery, food sharing is one of the most basic forms of human bonding.
hell not even just between humans, what do you do if you want an animal to like you? you offer it food.
You should of offered her some. Almost the same thing happened to me, except it was a big tub of cookies n cream ice cream. She came back to my dorm. We eventually had a fling. Now we're still good friends.
>Those look good!
>Where'd you get them?
Oh, Walmart. Pretty cheap too
>Neat, I should pick some up
Oh yeah, definitely. I love them
At this point you better pray the elevator opens so you can leave and eat in peace
fuck the police fuck the bot
She wanted to fuck bro, you messed up big time.
You were supposed to drop your food on the floor, throw up your guns and flex those biceps. Drop her a wink and say "I know", she would have been wetter than a nun.
You're a fucking hopeless beta
>"those look good"
>big whoop wanna figh' about it