ITT: Celebrities (none ponographic) that you have massive crushes on.
>Bonus: You already have the photos saved in a folder.
Alice Glass, most definitely. I've had a horrible crush on her for four years. I feel especially pained when I read things about her life. Like a tightening in my chest. It sucks, but at the same time, my crush on her has inspired me quite a bit -- writing and the like.
What's funny is I discovered her because of /b/.
>Click on celeb crush thread
>my celeb crush is 2nd post
Yes big crush of mine as well.
Hannah Murray. She plays Gilly on Game of Thrones and she's a major qt
She's a celebrity in Japan. And one of the three members of the best fucking jpop group in history.
I would cuddle her so gently.
Full res followup. Had to save it, that one was on my drive already.
Also. Have a link to their music for the unindoctrinated.
Shes still pretty alright but young Winona Ryder is my shit
for most of my life.
Not that big a fan of redheads, but there's just something about this one.
This chick may be out of control and fuckin weird at times, but just imagine how crazy she must be in the bedroom
Amy Adams is fine but a total bitch, and now she's hit the peak and past, and she'll degrade from here on out.
Game, set, match! As good as it gets!!
not a fan of them and their music,
but I do enjoy their dance
Megan Fox's perfection in Transformers 2 is impossible to beat.
i had half a chub every time Night Court was on
ever since i saw her on Charmed for the first time in the 90s
no girl has even come close to her looks (in my opinion)... which is depressing.
You beat me to it.
This calls to mind when Kate from Kate's Playground was discovered to have a hoof instead of a foot.
It's a goddamn thumb. At some point you have to admit that you're just looking for something to else to say to avoid admitting you're a faggot and hate hot girls for stealing the attension of all the boys you covet.
can't wait to see her "post baby body"
Man, I don't know why, but I'm so fucking in love with her
>tfw I will never meet her in person
Lets not forget Katy Perry...also I totally agree on Amy Adams, Zoey Deschanel and both Emmas - Stone and Warson...this are the simply the best...also Megan Fox <3
do you guys think Frances Cobain's asshole tastes more like kurt or courtney's asshole?
I'd be up for the test. we know she's a horny slut cus her parents were in their youth. kurt cobain was such a horny /b/tard in his teens he tried to fuck a retarded girl but backed out when he smelled her nasty pussy
Pamela Anderson guess the biggest crush I had on her back in times...
Agreed. I think Iggy Azalea made a mistake using her in Fancy because she totally steals the show.
Milla Jovovich... which is weird cuz i'm usually into way bigger tits...
Gemma fucking Arterton. What I'd do to be with this woman.
Meghan Markle; the reason I started watching Suits.
Hellaciously bangable, good call
Christina, not my fav (Salma is) but she hasnt been mentioned yet so i figured id give her some recognition
I remember seeing Salma for the first time in From Dusk Til Dawn and saying outloud in the theater "Oh. My. God. Who is THAT?"
Appreciating boobs which are outside of your normal type is entirely acceptable, Anon.
I hear you, Anon, but neither the law nor the society recognizes that logic. Even if she is exactly your age, it's still pervy to be attracted to a minor. Either accept your place among the pervs, or buy a Playboy and try to refocus your lusts.
Lead singer of the Italian Metal Band Lacuna Coil.
Had and still have a long standing crush on her. Everything is great about her except for her voice, sounds almost like a younger female version of Harvey Fierstein, but way the fuck less gay.
Don't worry, so do I.
Anyway, a lot of my other crushes have been posted, but this thread is severely lacking in MEW.
Also, she's aging quite noticably now, but can't let this thread pass without some Cardellini
Are you joking? Dude, it's a miracle she can breathe without machine assistance. She's as close as you can get to brain-dead without being a catatonic vegetable. Fucking ignorant SJW whore....
If you're into clumsy and uncreative women.
tons of makeup
not a woman
So ugly her makeup had to be airbrushed.
greasy. easy lay.
simply hideous / butterface (some are worse than others)
Overly large eyes. Like eggs poking out of the water. Prick them with a pin and relieve the eye-pussy.
Hit those knees with a crowbar
piggy nose. oink oink
Not a human
* images too incomplete or low-quality disqualified
Clarification (errors made, as I had to split across several posts):
simply hideous / butterface (some are worse than others)
Final list: greasy. easy lay.
Brain dead? Ellen is a very intellegent celebrity. When she's passionate about something she can go on and on about it. She reminds me of Mark Ruffalo. Someone that gives a shit about the earth unlike most celebrities. Mark and Ellen are both very smart down to earth celebrities but are shunned because they're not hollywood whores like Kim Kardashian or Miley Cyrus. It's a shame people care more about celebritie's relationships more than Earth's water like mark or politics and the lgbt community like ellen. They're both great people and i really don't fucking care what you say about them. She is no way near brain dead.
Well. She's ugly. But some guys are turned on by arrogance. Such arrogance predicated upon beauty in such an ugly person can only be the result of imbecility, no doubt congenital.
Maybe in your eyes she's the ugliest being in the world but everyone has their own definition of beauty. I foreone think ellen is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you don't agree, so be it.
i'm going to screenshot this post XD
such a cool name
it's like that saying lmao he come he see he conkered lol
if you haven't noticed the blatant sarcasm i really want you to go visit your whore mother and tell her your opinion because she's the only one on earth that will agree with you. even when in reality she is lying to you.
go fly a kite, you fucking special snowflake. no one cares what you say on an anonymous website.
and for the record i'm not angry that this person "offended" my "waifu". i'm angry because people like this exist where they bash anything that doesn't directly involve themselves because they were neglected as a child.
I'm the hardest carbon formation, not a snowflake, which is flaky and varies considerable in shape.
Those are not people. That's your collection of japanimation toys.
You shame your natio.
why the hate? Sexism. The reason? She is lesbian. Which crushed the dream of a lot of men wanting to fuck her. So, in the eyes of these men. The idea of a woman not wanting dick as a form of ugliness and some kind of freak of nature that deserves hate.