/cara/ - a place where every Sunday, some bros hangout to chat and post feels. /cara/ is a place of peace and welcoming - no waifu wars here.
>who is she and what does she do? i would google her but i doubt it would be worth the effort.
Cara Delevingne is primarily occupied with being the #1 qtpie waifu and stealing hearts of men and women. Other her hobbies include changing the world of fashion forever and being a pretty good actress.
>what makes Cara the #1 qtpie waifu?
there is the obvious unprecedented beauty and cuteness, and then there is the adorable and lovely personality http://imgur.com/a/2qH90
>what about the rumors that she's a coalburner?
Cara is a modern girl and respects people of all races. There is currently no evidence supporting the claim that she ever engaged in sex with any other black person than Jourdan Dunn.
>What the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows?
Literally nothing, they're gorgeous.
>How do I pronounce her name?
>Can I post other waifus on /cara/?
The waifus that are /cara/-approved are: Kaya Scodelario, Mirukawa, Kristen Stewart and Barbara Palvin. We always encourage Caraposting instead of other-approved-waifu-posting.
Advance warning: I won't be making a thread next weekend because I am going to Sweden again. I know many carabros are too shy to start the threads themselves, but I implore you to muster up the courage and do it. Allt kommer att bli bra.
evening, carabros. what's up?
i'm watching the race today, decided to give F1 another chance.
have you seen cara in the new call of duty advert?
Cara in the new Black Ops commercial:
hah, beat ya to it.
>decided to give F1 another chance.
could be another good one today. new track and high chance of rain.
>have you seen cara in the new call of duty advert?
you beat me to it :3
>could be another good one today. new track and high chance of rain.
not a huge fan of the track layout, but i love rainy f1 races. definitely going to be interesting.
do you have a high quality stream by any chance? i'm just watching some crappy sky sport restream.
>Changing house, pretty annoying. It will be a better one, but really annoyed right now.
how come you're annoyed? is it unplanned?
holy shit she is sexy as hell
oh god i'm having a heart attack
i do have a stream but it's private. if you're going to start watching again regularly, try to get registered on the /r/hennostream/ subreddit
The new house is still in construction, final stage but still, so really dirty, no water and electricity. She's very close of the previous house so we kinda live in both. Since i'm back to school tuesday, it sucks.
But the previous one was really too small and my room was a bed circled by boxes.
>i do have a stream but it's private.
ah, fair enough. this will do for tonight.
>if you're going to start watching again regularly, try to get registered on the /r/hennostream/ subreddit
we'll see! mexico definitely has my attention tonight.
>get your cheese ready
i know how it feels man, i had to change house 3 times in the span of 3 and half years, my dad always had problems with the neighbours because he is a tinkerer and every sunday he would close himself in the garage and work on something.
So they always get pissed and call the police and shit, nothing illegal just noise complaints.
i hate moving so much, if i could have enough money i would buy a truck with a Container on it and live inside it.
Changed of houses a lot too, but with a few belongings (computer, school stuff, clothes) so it was ok. Here it's a real house, i forgot how painful it was to do.
And fuck your neighbours.
she's no longer on the runway, but still doing plenty of shoots.
turning the runway into a smugway.
also lel, vettel punctured and alonso retired in lap 1
>turning the runway into a smugway
>alonso retired in lap 1
i had a bunch of bets on the first retirement of the race, but alonso was not one of them :(
>i had a bunch of bets on the first retirement of the race, but alonso was not one of them :(
are you betting for money? i was well surprised when i saw that bets for hamilton winning over rosberg are set at 4:1.
rosberg beat hamilton in qualifying, did he not?
>i was well surprised when i saw that bets for hamilton winning over rosberg are set at 4:1.
i have that bet but it was a promotion for new accounts. the real odds on Betfair were 11:10 for Hamilton winning. right now it looks like rosberg is controlling it pretty well, unless he fucks up somewhere he will probably win.
do you think it's worth making another /r9k/ thread with a link to here?
>i have that bet but it was a promotion for new accounts.
ah, gotcha. i hope rosberg can hold it, hamilton's a bit of a cunt in my opinion
>do you think it's worth making another /r9k/ thread with a link to here?
i thought about doing that too since this is the first time we're "officially" on /s/, but i'm not sure if we're still missing anyone.
How about that last thread making it two days?! I kinda like this slower board.
>How about that last thread making it two days?!
that was hilarious. definitely did not expect. i like it here too.
Only thing I don't like here is the minimum size. Some of those gif's of her on Well Dunn were really charming and funny.
was a great little skirmish though.
yeah, i have a few favourite pictures and many gifs that i can't post now. need to track down the original sources and make them into webms, but effort.
it is unfortunate. what i might do is just add a black or white border to extend the dimensions to meet the minimum size.
Time changed here, daylight savings. Hope my sleep schedule doesn't get too wonky.
>Hope my sleep schedule doesn't get too wonky.
i'm back in school on tuesday, no idea how i'll manage that yet.
what are you doing there??
you live or you work??
if it's to personal just say it, i like knowing things about people, even when their anonymous
sorry i was eating
when we had to change we had to move all the shit around
All the furniture and stuff, i hate moving so much SOO MUCH
just visiting for now, but also starting to look at potential areas to rent apartments
where are you from? i don't recognise your writing style.
sorry , i was eating with family, come on give me some more pics to fuck around with
>just cutting across the track
means other /CARA/bros that are late can still see all the thread and post some more.
in b4 vettel tries to fight rosberg after being lapped and takes out rosberg
Yeah, I'm American so sometimes get here too late. Now I can post more of you guys to wake up to!
i would lose my shit, no doubt.
alright, vettel finally reacted to blue flag, the menace has been passed
I don't get into F1 much but went to a race at Hockenheim once. It was kinda fun but it is easier to see what is going on via TV. Also it was more of a fashion/be seen thing than people checking out a race, I don't even think most the people where into it. Everyone was dressed so nice too. Like Armani and Gucci and Bottega bags and whatever.
sometimes i wish cara was my mother. i would probably be a better person if she was.
>I don't even think most the people where into it. Everyone was dressed so nice too
were you in the paddock club? there are people that treat F1 as an event like that, but if you look at the fans in the main grandstands they are true motorsport fans.
but i agree, i went to a race last year (not F1) and although the atmosphere was exciting, it's not the best way to actually watch the race.
by the way, i don't know who i was talking to about assetto corsa, but all the laptimes from RSR live timing have recently been wiped. good time to get started for new drivers.
currently holding WR on nurburgring in the M4 (not for long i'm sure)
yeah it's a social event for rich people, the race itself can be entertaining but i still think rally cross, it's a lot more fun to watch
I was in the Mercedes-Benz AMG section, a guest of theirs (for work). It was pretty fancy. But I think all the other companies had the same thing.
Maybe I missed the main grandstands.
Actually sitting on the grandstands during the race where I was, it wasn't all that busy. Most of the people stayed in the hospitality area.
holy shit world record GG
lap it with the r8 or another audi, i'm a huge audi feget
amateur rally events are godly to watch. plenty of those here in austria, too.
>lap it with the r8 or another audi, i'm a huge audi feget
R8 LMS? Quattro sport? i'll have you know i hate the first corner on that lap..
I went to a DTM race and found that pretty exciting! Never been to a rally cross, that sounds really cool.
we would all be
you know you can enjoy yourself around her, fucking cute goofball she is
>why did that happen?
i have absolutely no idea.
>i would be pretty annoyed if i had some good times up there.
i am slightly annoyed with it. i had a few top5 times in the KTM X-bow and Ferrari F40.
oh well, i can do it again.
>I went to a DTM race and found that pretty exciting!
touring cars are my favourite.
RIP VETTEL HOLY SHIT HAHA
oh no i didn't mean i went to a rally cross, i mean generally for me it has a much better entertainment value.
i don't have enough money to have such luxurious hobbies as going to races, my weekends consist in internet browsing and videogames (i know cliche )
but it saves me a lot of money
she was there for TAG Heuer, i'm pretty sure. she has no interest in F1 personally.
probably because she is, not her cup of tea i would imagine
as a big fan of both f1 and cara, it made me kind of sad that she was clearly just treating it as another job.
It's the only correct way to spend your time imo.
I went to a birthday party last week-end, i tried to drink, to dance but it was awful. I have some friends so i could talk with them but fuck, i'd rather play a gs game.
holy shit those cars look amazing as fuck, man the front and rear splitter look amazing ON ALL THE CARS, in their dtm shape i love all three of them
altough i'm an audifag i really appreciate mercs and beamers
Normally I stay at home too, I just went to those for work. Like once or twice a year go to a race. I can't imagine what tickets cost. I'm supposed to go to Monaco this yeah.
What the cheese thing was about?
Yeah not for everyone.
Haha that's the specific photo I was thinking of. There were a bunch others too. I will say from hanging around in the 'race' crowd a bit the guys are pretty slimly and intense, I am not a model and I'm absolutely exhausted after talking to those types.
Yeah it was really fun, lots of passing. Watched a few on TV/online after when I can, sorta hard to see in my country.
i have a lot of pre hobbies that i always think of starting , but then i look at my wallet and i say nope.
once i really wanted to start airsoft, but the fact that the gun has no recoil and has 200 rounds makes it look like shit, then i said of there is gas blowback, but the weapons are always made in china and they always break, then i really wanted to take some rally/sport driving lessons, to be a better driver and control the car in various conditions, and i looked at my wallet again and said nope, then i really really wanted to start snowboarding, but then i made some math and saw how much it would cost me and even then my wallet was not happy, i like many things, but i can't afford none, so i just watch other people do it, i would really like to learn some car tuning and learn how to fit a turbo, (inb4 track day bruh)
it's hard being a normal marginal nobody
>holy shit those cars look amazing as fuck, man the front and rear splitter look amazing ON ALL THE CARS, in their dtm shape i love all three of them
i'm a huge sucker for widebody... still i really like classic touring cars as well, pic related. actually drinking some warsteiner right now.
>What the cheese thing was about?
for some reason there was a gigantic cheese wheel being cut at the event and everyone was feigning excitement over it and eating cheese all day. it was pretty funny and bizarre.
i honestly think that the new mercs look like absolute garbage, i don't know why i don't like them at all
this is what mercs should look like, over engineered pieces of metal
this is one of my favorite mercs
keep in mind i'm an audifag
i also really really like the le mans prototypes they look out of this world, and they must be a driving nirvana
come on rosberg, you got this
my favourite mercedes is the 190E EvoII, and that's basically an E30 with a star on the hood.
>i honestly think that the new mercs look like absolute garbage
Gordon Wagner is the guy who designs the new ones. Some people like them, others don't.
Most Mercs have always been too fat for my taste, I like Porsche. I also don't like that screen they have on the new ones, it looks like an afterthought of shared parts.
Just looked it up, that is cool looking!
LOL omg i love that rear wing
LOOK AT ME i'm FLYING!!!!
>tfw you will never be Cara's personal chauffeur to drive her anywhere she wants when she wants
>LOL omg i love that rear wing
theres an evo II selling near me for about 8k, was very tempting honestly.
also, i really enjoyed that race. very happy for rosberg, though i don't think bottas should have been third. definitely going to come back for more.
even though i have a job i still save as much as possible, but recently i had to help my parents alot and my savings are dried out, starting from now i have to resave all of it again, and hope nothing bad comes along
it's CARA do you really need context??
she was photobombing some dude i think, i don't have the whole pic unfortunately
Yeah here I am, jp Carabro reporting in
6 in the morning over here
Good point carabro.
We'll keep the late shift going mafatp (my anonymous friend across the pond)
lol holy shit dude are get some rest, are you at work???
Oh yeah I fucking saw her in LA a few days ago, I flew over there for a designer meeting and sure enough she came in and talked to us about cosmetics and stuff before she had to catch her flight.
I honestly thought I hallucinated it all but my coworker assured me it happened.
i totally agree, those screens are disgusting, i meant it should look futuristic and all but it looks like something from an 80's futuristic tv show/cartoon, just 2 black rectangles, looks horrible when the car is off.
yeah mercs have always been big lumpy mafia cars.
my favorite porsche's are from a dude in japan, they are pretty famous the
also if i had the money i would either buy a porsche panamera, or an audi a8s , i love big cars that are hard to park
Yeah starting my routine, my office opens at 8 but I can show up a bit later since I'm the boss
all it's well CARA in her sunday thread all is good with the world
if you get that reference that i just butchered you get 10 internets
>see you in two weeks then
one week! or are you not going to be here next sunday?
>Oh yeah I fucking saw her in LA a few days ago, I flew over there for a designer meeting and sure enough she came in and talked to us about cosmetics and stuff before she had to catch her flight.
oh shitttt, a friend of mine saw her in costa rica as well. when is it my turn?
you met her????
fuck me dude, did you take a pic with her???
do you get your own hot secretary to boss around and use as you please??
also you're the boss you can show up whenever the fuck you want, that's why you're the boss
That's really cool. What type of company do you work for?
That's interesting! I like the Singers and Rufs when it comes to the modified / alternative ones. I really like the GT3 and GT3 RS. Shame the next model of Porsche's will all have turbos. Even the Carrera and Carrera S will have a turbo, the end of the naturally aspirated ones. :/
jesus christ. a carabro has actually met cara. i feel like you should be given some kind of title.
>my favorite porsche's are from a dude in japan
rauh-welt porsches have pretty shoddy craftsmanship/welds, but they are fucking gorgeous. i agree on that.
I wish I had gotten the chance to take a picture with her, I was wearing a suit and she was in like yoga pants and a hoodie with round glasses on.
She was also smaller looking than I thought she would be but still super qt.
If I talked to her I would have told her I spend my Monday mornings posting pictures of her on a Taiwanese finger puppet forum.
yeah something like the luckybastard, or fuck him, or this motherfucker.
i personally like "thismotherfucker" but you can chose
>round glasses on.
Sunglasses or corrective?
> She was also smaller looking than I thought she would be but still super qt.
Really petite? Or in height? I imagine to look thin in photos she must be rail thin.
>I wish I had gotten the chance to take a picture with her
were you too surprised to think straight, or no time for a picture?
>she was in like yoga pants and a hoodie with round glasses on.
her shades collection must be huge from all i've seen.
>If I talked to her I would have told her I spend my Monday mornings posting pictures of her on a Taiwanese finger puppet forum.
really? would you?
CARA: hey anon
YOU: hey Cara i'm a big fan of yours ,i spend every sunday posting your pictures on 4chan with 20 other carabros, that's our title
YOU: what?? aren't you disgusted upset?? revolted?
CARA: no , i actually watch every thread
CARA: *cute face that melts your heart*
it's nice to be able to dream
I wish dude, Japanese people are stiff as hell though and take work super seriously
I'm a womens wear designer for Comme des Garçon and Alexander McQueen
i can't even pronounce that.
yeah i get what you mean, is the salary man still a thing??
what about the "herbivor" man?? is the situation as bad as they say it is??
people not getting married and not having kids??
the thing about them being super strict at work makes you understand the other side of their culture and obsession with anime and videogames, because once you get home you just want to forget everything and just loose yourself in another world
Sunglasses and both. She is very thin and pretty short for a model. I got to stand behind her when I handed her a paper to sign. Good view desu
Need to hop in the shower be back in like 30
That's cool. How did you get into that? Why was Cara talking to your group, does Alexander McQueen company (or whatever) hire fashion models to give seminars often?
one can only dream /CARA/bro, one can only dream
>a paper to sign
Surprised people were having her sign stuff. I'm around famous people semi-often for work and that would be strictly forbidden.
>Good view desu
there is no word in the tongue of men elves or dwarves that can explain the magnitude of he beauty
Yeah they need people like me to do the creative work. Most design jobs in Japan are outsourced since a lot of young Japanese lack creative inspiration.
We talk to people like her to make sure we still follow the right trends. She doesn't model much anymore but she agreed to endorse our new eyebrow make up kit or something
probably nothing important , maybe just a release form for some shoots?? i dunno
Ohhh.. I thought it was an 'autograph' not something official
i wonder 10 years from now, when i'll look back to this part of my life what will be the opinion i will have of myself, you know like when we were kids and we just discovered the internet, and we thought we knew everything??? being naive and young.
i wonder if i will look down on myself for not doing more with myself, regretting choices.
Aaaaahhh who am i kidding i already regret my life
>i wonder if i will look down on myself for not doing more with myself, regretting choices.
prevent the feeling while you still can, i guess! personally i'm moving forward in life, even if it's a bit slow for my tastes. but i've had plenty of my own regrets already.
time to do some laps of my own now. i'll keep you guys on my other monitor.
Airsoft can be expensive, but as with anything, there is a cheap route! But used, research gun companies to seek out quality. If you think the Chinese ones are expensive, then don't bother looking at the quality Japanese ones. Nonetheless, how much are you really going to use/abuse it. Also, go to your local army surplus for cheap camo and gear. Buy low/mid cap magazines for milsim, and accept that you're investing your hard earned money in something fun. Find a group of mates to shoot about with and don't try to buy everything outright in the beginning. Your interests may change by the time you decide to be fully kitted out.
the feeling is already there in the back of my head, it's an itch that can be hard to scratch, distracting myself as much as i can, so far is working well.
godspeed to you
also this is for evey CARABRO / anon here, Cara has a tattoo on her foot, with the saying MADE IN ENGLAND, the tattoo is in a very specific font i would like to know the name of the font so i can use it in some pictures.
Thank you guys.
thanks for the tips, right now i'm thinking of getting a gun license and go to the shooting range, the license will be expensive yes but it's something worth having, and i really want to shoot and have a good accurate aim.
i'm a nut for glocks and 1911
what did you expect from CARA?? some fake ass plastic toy??
that's a komod dragon right there
show me the picture? maybe i can help.
>i'm a nut for glocks
you. i like you.
i wanted to ask about this for a long time but i always forgot
>ayea me as well, except I'm into older rifles.
yeah the austrian revolution of guns that glock sparked is amazing, everyone ditched them as plastic guns, only to get BTFO'd in the process. they thought polymers were shit
also the design is timeless i think
well if it's a zoo one and you feed him they won't be much of threat (i guess)
ENFIELD MASTER MASTER RACE
well i'd still be careful, still an animal that could chimp out at any moment
considering komodo don't even kill their prey directly but bite them and wait for their death by sickness
you just made memories about the first call of duty rose up
yeah i know, but i still think they didn't drugged the thing, i think he's so used to people it's not even a problem anymore, you can domesticate pretty much any animal as long as you provide food
ohh man, thank you , you magnificent beast
i wanted to download it and make a screen test to compare with the picture of the tattoo.
kek like a motherfucker because the font is 49 euros
Her foot looks like just block letters a tattoo artist did.
it was either that or the quattro sport, and i didn't feel like skidding all over the track tonight :D
based fucking Carabro is based, thank you so much
it's because i bolded the text, fucking ms paint
Jp Carabro reporting back in now on the train
Taking questions if anyone still cares
oh man , thanks, happy to make people happy
do you speak japanese? how easy is it to work in the creative industry there without knowledge of the japanese language?
you have a work visa??
does it allow you to own goods such as cars houses??
How is the commute work / home??
How many friends have you made there??
is it hard being in a foreign land? do you feel homesick??
>Taking questions if anyone still cares
where is this guy pulling 4 seconds from? feels like twilight zone
is he pulling 4 seconds with the same car??
yeah, i'm still feeling my way through the best camber/toe-in/FST bump rates but it still sounds like too much
cornering is decent except for first corner, working on that but that's 1sec at the most. not tailbraking, got cockpit operated brake balance so i'm fiddling with it on the fly
I can speak some. I'm fluent in Chinese so I can read a lot of Kanji which makes it a bit easier. Overall, it's not that important to know.
I live in a small apartment in the city (Akasaka to be exact). No need to own a car in Tokyo, subway and my foldable bicycle do me just fine. My office is in Omote-Sando which is like Tokyo's Champes-Elyse's or Fifth Avenue, a long street of upscale fashion stores.
After I graduated from college in New York I got a call from my cousin that my mother passed away and I got a job offer in Milan later that day, I took it and have never moved back in my 6 year career.
I've worked in Shanhai, London, Paris , Milan and now Tokyo if anyone was wondering.
does assetto corsa have penalties for cutting corners? i know on the nurburgring there's a lot of places where you could get up on the kerbs to save time, especially the chicane before the last turn.
>does assetto corsa have penalties for cutting corners?
in practice and RSR livetiming, laps get immediately validated the moment you cut. in races, you have to slow to 30km/h or get off the throttle for 5 seconds as penalty.
the former makes nordschleife hotlapping especially enjoyable :^)
i'm sorry for your loss, you seem like a well accomplished person and have achieved what most still dream of , living and traveling around the world.
checking omote on gmaps This place is bonkers
sssshh anon. we don't do that in /cara/. but i must admit i am a little confused too. almost makes me question whether his story is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood.
what's the actual rule then? in F1 the rule is that you have to have one wheel on the track, but i've seen games that are much more strict.
i honestly give him the benefit of the doubt, there is no reason not to believe him, (or not believe him) it's up to you.
i've been watching the bob ross marathon on twitch this week and it's made me feel really peaceful. i highly recommend it.
I've literally told my story almost word for word to everyone who asks irl
I'm just used to doing it for dinner parties, job interviews, etc.
you know when people say you should work hard to be successful , well in every field there is someone that cannot be surpassed, it's pure raw talent and ability to see what others can't even conceive, at first the lines don't make sense, then the colors don't make sense , then you think it cannot be repaired, but then patterns emerge and it's all there.
it's just absurd, he is like those kids that think in computer code
don't mention it
HOLY ballz that is beautiful the choice of color is amazing, and that face paint
AAAAHHHH my heart
yeah must be a good conversation, people who've been places know things and have tales to tell
/his/ I briefly checked out. From the, admittedly small, sample I saw moot is right and it will just be /pol/ with dates.
Sometimes you get cool little corners on boards though, like I enjoy /ptg/ on /g/ but not the rest of /g/, I'm not a huge fan of /mu/ but I enjoy /noise/ general and /bleep/ has its moments. Probably the best example is I didn't really like r9k that much lately but came just for /cara/, and I don't use /s/ at all, so only here for /cara/. I'm rambling but my point is hopefully some gem threads will find a home there!
ran out of fuel and needed a tire change but we're making progress boys
switched to soft tires, let some air out the rear and adjusted front suspension/front splitter for the corner before the Schumacher S (whatever that corner is called, fuck it to hell)
we're back in business
full of /pol/ and revisionists. i think nobody who is interested in an unbiased view of history is interested in >>>/his/.
i have to go now carabros, i'm already late for my bed time
cannot believe tomorrow is monday, well technically it's already monday
I't been another successful thread, you guy are awesome
good night and sweet Cara dreams to all
jesus man this is getting exhausting, but i'm trying, thanks mom
have a good night carabro.
by the way, anyone listen to the new Neon Indian album? i bought the double-lp and i'm absolutely in love with it.
Sleep well!! I gotta head out for a bit but I'll be able to post a bit later if it is still alive (It was last time!) and I think JPbro will still be around.
I autosnatched it off WCD but haven't listened to it yet, I'll have to check it out now, thanks!
back into pits for a wheel rate alignment. i got 6 laps in my tank and i'm not coming back to pit, wish me luck
>wheel rate alignment
i don't even know what that means. this game sounds really complicated. is it possible to just put everything on auto and drive without having to stress over the details?
>i don't even know what that means.
wheel rate is spring force multiplied by the install ratio of the suspension. basically stiffening/softening suspension for each individual wheel.
>is it possible to just put everything on auto and drive without having to stress over the details?
yeah, you can drive perfectly fine without tinkering with any of this, but it becomes useful for shaving off time / when you can feel a way to improve your lap.
the game also does a good job at explaning what things do.
>total laps tonight: 68
i'm pretty exhausted desu, think it's time to shower. i'll get that fucker tomorrow.
since we've hit image limit now, how many people are still gonna stick around?
also, i know i'm late on this but:
>i've been watching the bob ross marathon on twitch this week and it's made me feel really peaceful.
yeah, i have been extremely at peace, surrounding myself with good people, listening to good music and drinking matcha (which i also HIGHLY recommend).
finally accepted the cozy life and now i need to leave it again by tuesday.
either way, i need to shower now. thank you all for the lovely thread once again, it's been lovely.
>Cara is a modern girl and respects people of all races. There is currently no evidence supporting the claim that she ever engaged in sex with any other black person than Jourdan Dunn.
Into the trash she goes