> shit pushes against prostate
> get a boner
> can't piss now
Tiem for cave exploring!
thanks man, you've made a completely wothless thread. completely devoide of content and the potential for conversation. please delete this filth and either apply yourself or lurk until you are capable of doing so. k thx bai
>please delete this filth and either apply yourself or lurk until you are capable of doing so
Im a sociopath and psychopath mix. I've took tests and it proven. I've always had a desire to kill someone, basically. Just out of curiosity. I did though, last week. I slit there throat. So /s4s/, should I kill myself if they find out it was me, or serve time in prison?
OP, I wish I had some kind of consolation for you, a few words to remind you that life is more-wondrous and fantastic than you think, that you don't necessarily need to spend several hours of your time replying to other neckbeards' incessant questions about a fantasy-life you've created for entertainment in a thread.
I wish I could tell you that there are worthier pursuits for somebody such as yourself.
I can't, however.
I can't, because you are a giant faggot of the highest...
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*sneeks into esfores*
*leaves nice presents for all nicefriends*
(Because you all deserve something nice!!!)
Are those froge goggles? Bretty nice, though. Thank you!
Wut? Why did you upload a black image, I can't see anything?
fortune check with qt girls
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Buds, i need some help, lately my entire day has been wake up, work, eat dinner, and sleep. and its gettin kinda stressful. I hate to ask like this but id appreciate some kind/motivational words.
if dubs everyone dies
Mods I never say this, but this time, just time I think this man did the most epin post we'll ever seen on 4chan until the end of times. If this thread doesn't deserve to be stickie immediately and forever then you may as well delete 4chan since there wont be a post such as epin as this, leaving this thread to die would be like destroying the universe itself. That's why i backed this one up on a flash drive, an SD card, a CD, a floppy, a casette, a tape drive, a williams tube, a vinyl record, and an edison cylinder phonograph; I also made a copy on photofilm, a second kodak for good measure, an xD picture card, a minidisc, a handdrawn copy, a binary file in notepad, an ASCII file in notepad, a paper form that i encrypted with my enigma machine, a papyruse scroll, a punch card, an entire 250 page binder into a filing cabinet in my basement, and my microsoft onedrive account. oh, and I also hired the worlds best masonry experts to etch me a copy of this picture on two stone tablets so that future generations will remembe this epic mene for generations to come. I'm also erecting a giant stonehenge/georgia-guidestone-esquemonument in my backyard with this mene on it. don't worry OP, literally nobody will ever forget the imprint you left on s4s and on a greater scale, humanity, today.
When you see a true scholar and gentlman
MEME TEAM DREAM TEAM KEEM TEAM also post dicks. dicks r good.
But is there any qt traps on this board that would settle for a 3d guy with Fox coloured hair since you're obviously never going to have sex with 2d movie fox
ID DOINT YUJNEED YOUR HELP , MAN!
[s4s] just isn't the same anymore
Bring back the good old days u_u
Freaking fig newtons!!
>ITT: We discuss on the nature of pizzas and pies.
Are pizzas and pies the same thing?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Sleep tight, Mr Wonka
I'm usually not a 4chan ranter, but I just feel the need to say that it frustrates me to no end that people who know nothing about psychology or how brains function are bashing trigger warnings all over the Internet. Most of these people are academics and educators, which is even more frustrating to me because, from a pedagogical standpoint, refusing to acknowledge a legitimate disability is absolutely shameful. As a highly successful student who graduated from her undergraduate institution suma cum laude and lives with active PTSD, I'm disgusted by the way people callously refer to trigger warnings as "coddling" and a means to allow students to dominate classroom discussion and keep all critical thinking out of the learning environment. For those of you who don't know, "triggers" are not simply "concepts which make us feel a tad uncomfortable." Triggers are controversial and damaging experiences and topics which cause trauma victims to relive their trauma, viciously and without warning, in such a way that it is impossible for the individual to control. As a victim and survivor of numerous traumatic experiences, I can say that trigger warnings in an academic setting have NOT acted as a means for me to avoid controversial material, but rather as a way for me to IMPROVE my ability to handle said material. Trigger warnings alert me to put my coping skills in place so that, when I enter into a controversial discussion, I am prepared for what I'm about to hear and ready should I actually end up facing an uncontrollable emotional response.
Mental illness is an ILLNESS just like anything physical; it is NOT under the control of the individual suffering from it, and it requires diligence and sometimes even lesson modification to keep things in check. If what matters to you as an educator really is fostering intellectual and expansive class discussions, perhaps you ought to try advocating for the needs of struggling students and creating a learning environment which encourages ALL students to participate. I will forever be an advocate for students like...
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Lets give eachother (you)s
ITT: We act like /s4s/
berries in space and cannot breathe
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
what the fuck is the purpose of this board?
please, let's keep some decency and try to have a nice discussion about it.
rate my drawing
Let's all pretend like we give a fuck.
Oh, I'm sorry, did you know Mr. Wilder? Seen any more than two of his movies? Know a single personal detail about him? Have you even seen any thing he's done in the past YEAR?
Probably not. So I don't see why you give a fuck, or why I'm a tryhard edgelord for not caring either. The death of this man has virtually zero impact on my life, so I'm not going to mourn him.
send me your DANKEST memes :^)