sad doge regards
"...see something you like?"
There was a building-wide fire alarm at 3 AM and now it's 5:40 AM and I haven't been able to get back to sleep:
I went to sleep around 11:30.
I have to be up at 9:00 AM
1. Close my eyes and pretend to be asleep for the next ~3 hours
b. Play video game until 9:00 AM
3D women aren't unimportant but sometimes they are also very cute
c. watch a porno in which a mother seduces her son and jerk it while watching him lick her greasy asshole
Convince me that s4s is the best board
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
I want to sleep for a whole month!
Why is alice so shit? She ruined the whole thread
o i m lichen that dore
Gb2 >>>/r/eddit you freakin normo
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
lol black people
Rate my gf lads
*rubs penisse on cheek*
I only shower with my socks on .
trips confirm wrestling is for anime waifus
Rolling to save him
Is pic related true ?
if dubs all womyn on esfores are automatically john key
if dubs john key's john will grow 10 inches long for a few minutes
Help s4s i stopped the flow of cum when masturbating and went through one if not the worst expierence of my entire life
Hello are you making a good code?
kiss me anon, i haven't had enough yet
here i'll open my lips
this is nice beach
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
PPOOOOPY MOOOMY I MADE A POOOPPPYYY
MOOOOOOMYYYYYYYY MOMMY MOYMMY MOYMMMY MOMMY
POPOOOOPOOOOOPOOOPOPOOOOOPPY FARTY SHIT Y POOOOPOOOOPOOYOYPOYYOPY POOP FARTS
Excuse me but s4s is a board full of mature and intelligent people.
We have no room for your childish nonsense.
Haha you said poop. You are a grown man saying poop and mommy. Acting like this is not a joke, nor is it funny.
This is a board for serious discussions among serious intellectuals.
I would advice you to leave.
I am sure you believe this post to be farcical but I assure you it is not.
Le millenom girl subverted!
You thought you were going to get an endless amount of le millenom girl posts right? Well thats where you are wrong! In fact im sure you believed that it was the same old trip fag making these threads right? Well thats where you are wrong too! Im an anonymous poster and you the reader were expected to read these posts all along thinking of how many le millenom girl posts you were going to read today when you were helping this insolate mem stay alive all these years not knowing that you were helping my plan of creating the most famous meme ever created!
/r9k/ here, you're all scum of this shit board.
Do not allow yourself to be thrashed by the provoking whip of a beautiful face. How can sense slaves enjoy the world? Its subtle flavours escape them while they grovel in primal mud. All nice discriminations are lost to the man of elemental lusts.
>well what are you waiting for loser, get licking!
what do [s4s]?
If all men are equal, how come we are not all in the red army?
I-I MADE THIS OC FOR YOU S4S.
I was complaining about the $4.78 a pound cherries to no-one because I was in the self-check-out when i heard CRUNCH. and I looked under my foot and it was a button.
MY button. off my furry old floor legnth winter coat. Damn! I can fix this though, cause if it's one thing I learned, chicks dig guys that can sew. Haberdashery will get you the pu$$y, my friends, so pay attention.
The hardest thing here is threading the needle. put on a few pairs of those dollar store glasses and pray to your God.
See how nice that looks. Just lace it through and k not it a few times-'till the knot is bigger than the hole the needle is gonna make.
oh wow. there's a button on the other side of the button. o.k. they just do this to ruse you, I'm pretty sure. Use it to your advantage and run the thread through this button on the back. Go from front to back a few times until you use up all your thread.
Hey [s4s], it's my first time visiting, and I'm l curious what this board is all about. As a newcomer I'm interested to see what sort of stuff goes down here, and get a first impression of the kind of posting that's normal here. So please fill me in everything I should know about [s4s]!
[s4s], nice board! [s4s], 4chan counterculture! Memes! Invented! Elsewhere, seriousness, bitterness, rudeness, too much! Fun, forgotten! Here, those attitudes, laughed at! In-jokes, parodied!
4chan is kill