I'm breaking the filename rule for you, friend.
nice double but this is a /jp/ meme and they might get sad if it gets popular
I eat ass#fortune
You see that "s" in "stand" on that pic?
My freshman english teacher would call that the stupid s. He would automatically deduct points for every time you have the stupid "s" written.
check out this radical dinner I just made. I boiled pasta with olive oil and garlic salt. Then I made a peanut sauce by mixing peanut butter, hot water, and Sriracha flakes. Then I put the sauce on the pasta. Thanks for joining us tonight!
Your fortune: Average Luck
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
THERE HE IS! THAT'S THE MAN WHO MEMED ME!
I never memed a fly, you're honor
I originally posted this on /b/, but when I came back in 2 minutes, it was already on page 7. /b/ moves fucking fast.
I was on the shitter, thinking about some things (Don't we all?), and I thought "There's gotta be a better way to take a shit." I mean, there's a better way to wipe your ass, it's called a bidet. So why can't we find a better way for the entire process? And then I thought "Maybe vacuum cleaners are the answer."
Would this even work properly without pulling in stomach acid or undigested crap from your...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Not all of us have that luxury. Even if I did eat healthily, it's surprisingly hard for me to take a shit. Irritable Bowel Syndrome is a bitch.
Regardless, wouldn't you like to just sit on a small nozzle and flick a switch, and in, like, a minute, flick it back and get up, and not have to wipe, or have minimal wiping necessary?
lol time for WHORE SCHOOL
LET'S LOVE LAIN
i hate memes
These are mine. You can't have any.
reply with sos and you'll have good sos forever
Hey, the name's (twice). I'm a new namefig here. Please be nice to me while I learn about board culture.
Today I went to the beach
Your fortune: Good Luck