!!! ATTENTION S4S !!!
VERY DANGEROUS RENEGADE MEME IS ON LOOSE, DO NOT MEME, STAY SAFE
this has been message from Meme Defense Force
I work at Panda express now I most just do cash register work.
Whenever customer total due is like $10.33. I check them:
"oh nice dubs your total is $10.33"
-usually they look confuse about dubs part but A FEW smile/laugh
I get to sell people fortune cookies!
I always love the customer who gets dubs for their total that which includes fortune cookies. I think about them for the rest of the day.
Want Burchase a CD?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
If singles you are safe
If dubs you fail your algebra exam
If trips you die
If quads you slip on a banana peel while u have a boner and land with your dick 90 degrees perpindicular to the ground and it splits in half
mfw its winter outside but summer on le [s4s]
Oh no! the pan is sticky
I have a great thirst. An all-encompassing, unimaginable thirst. A thirst so deep and so strong it can never be quenched. But that does not mean I will not do everything in my power to slake my immense, insatiable craving.
No, I will drink it all. I will drink every last drop of water on earth.
Only when the last remaining droplet of cool, clear water on this planet is drawn inside my hull will I even begin to feel satisfied. So understand me: I do not intend to drink some of the water; I do not intend to drink most of the water; I intend to—and will—drink...
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what im gonna do to you if you post another stupid thread like this
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