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ITT: We post titles of research papers.

Others, without googling, try to guess if that title is real, or made up.

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>>7582205

itt OP uses /sci/ to come up with a research paper title

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>>7582205

The Knowledge Gradient with Logistic Belief Models for Binary Classification

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>>7582205

Vacuum configurations for superstrings

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>>7582205

Bayesian methods fo Coinductive Neural Networks

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>>7582210

You're a logistician?

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>>7582224

Machine Learning.

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>>7582210

>>7582221

mfw I'm most knowledgeable about ML but got tricked by these.

>>7582214

mfw I don't know shit about physics but got this right

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>>7582205

So like "arXiv vs snarXiv"?

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>>7582205

Bayesian Markov Blanket Estimation

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p53: Death Star

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>>7582205

Markovnikov Additive Functional Space: Definitions and Elementary Consequences

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Application of Triple Integrals in Spaciotemporal Data Mining in Systems of Diophantine Inequalities in Non converging Vector Fields.

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Flat chains in banach spaces

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Departure time versus departure rate: How to forage optimally when you are stupid

>>7582255

real?

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Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity

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Alternative Splicing of a microRNA Target Site in the Gonosomal Gay Gene Mutant Homosex (Gy-Hosx)

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>>7582356

And a survey of its applications to cellular engineering

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>>7582356

This is now in my search history

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>>7582338

sounds good enough to me!

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Choice Consistency and Blindness Comparative to Visual Blindness: Can the Blind See?

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An early modern human from Romania with a recent Neanderthal ancestor

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>>7582205

Ultrasonic Velocity in Cheddar Cheese as Affected by Temperature

Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans

Safe and Painless Manipulation of Penile Zipper Entrapment

Pressures Produced When Penguins Poo -- Calculations on Avian Defecation

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post-error slowing as a consequence of disturbed low-frequency oscillatory phase entrainment.

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Mapping the Resonance frequency of Superfluous String Bodies through Langragian Methods

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spoiler: they are all real
2015-10-11 11:01:50
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>Hodge's general conjecture is false for trivial reasons

(I love him)

>You Could Have Invented Spectral Sequences

>Can one hear the shape of a drum?

(klassiker)

>A minus sign that used to annoy me but now I know why it is there

>How not to prove the Poincare Conjecture

>Ramanujan's association with radicals in India

>Is the null-graph a pointless concept?

>Everybody knows what a Hopf algebra is

>On O_n

>Free rings and their relations

>Six standard deviations suffice.

>The importance of being straight

>The homotopy category is a homotopy category

>Division by three

>A Group of Order 8,315,553,613,086,720,000

>Holey Sheets

>On groups of order one.

>K-Theory and Reality

>The Joy of Sets.

>Applied Mathematics is Bad Mathematics

also

http://www2.tcs.ifi.lmu.de/~jjohanns/cute.html

And I like

>Making the most out of zero branes and a weak background

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Contraherent cosheaves

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>>7582731

whoa.

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>>7582338

God damnit I was gonna post this

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Design and Construction of a Brain-Like Computer: A New Class of Frequency-Fractal Computing Using Wireless Communication in a Supramolecular Organic, Inorganic System

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An Inter-Universal Theory on Barnett Triple Integrals

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Theory and applications of differentiation and integration to arbitrary real order

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>>7582205

There's already a game based around this.

http://snarxiv.org/vs-arxiv/

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>>7583923

wasn't that paper's author nominated for the fields?

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Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement on Supraquantum Structures by Induction Through Nonlinear Transuranic Crystal of Extremely Long Wavelength (ELW) Pulse from Mode-Locked Source Array

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Homotopy-continuation method for stability analysis in the global minimization of the Gibbs free energy.

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>>7582908

I love it.

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Studies on plasma direct energy converters for thermal and fusion-produced ions using slanted cusp magnetic and distributed electric fields

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>>7583954

I played around with this and was scoring post-doc for a while, then bombed several in a row and dropped down to "failed your orals".

What does that mean, exactly? What are orals?

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>>7582301

> applications

> triple integrals

I call fake.

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>>7585468

Orals are where you have to give an oral defence of your thesis. Depending where you come from they might be called orals, oral exams, or mainly in Britain Viva Voce.

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>>7585480

>Orals are where you have to give an oral defence of your thesis.

What, so like, explain why it's a worthwhile thesis? Or actually defending it as in, 'your hypothesis is wrong and here's why'?

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>>7585483

>Or actually defending it as in, 'your hypothesis is wrong and here's why'?

Pretty much this, although as far as I'm aware it's never this aggressive.

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>Moonshine and the Meaning of Life

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Take Me Off Your Fucking Mailing List

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>>7585653

This one is real.

http://www.scs.stanford.edu/~dm/home/papers/remove.pdf

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>>7585454

okay dr freeman

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Analytic and Algebraic Topology of Locally Euclidean Parametrization of Infinitely Differentiable Riemannian Manifold

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>>7582255

you got me faggot

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>>7582324

real

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Fishing: A big problem (for the ecosystem)

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>>7585468

Orals are where you fellate your advisor/PI in hopes for a promotion from glassware cleaner to LaTeX/typesetting bitch.

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>>7585913

made up

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>>7582324

Tarn

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>>7582268

made up?

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>>7583918

I call BS.

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>>7586224

Yeah.

https://youtu.be/UQHaGhC7C2E?t=129

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