ITT: We post titles of research papers.
Others, without googling, try to guess if that title is real, or made up.
Ultrasonic Velocity in Cheddar Cheese as Affected by Temperature
Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans
Safe and Painless Manipulation of Penile Zipper Entrapment
Pressures Produced When Penguins Poo -- Calculations on Avian Defecation
>Hodge's general conjecture is false for trivial reasons
(I love him)
>You Could Have Invented Spectral Sequences
>Can one hear the shape of a drum?
>A minus sign that used to annoy me but now I know why it is there
>How not to prove the Poincare Conjecture
>Ramanujan's association with radicals in India
>Is the null-graph a pointless concept?
>Everybody knows what a Hopf algebra is
>Free rings and their relations
>Six standard deviations suffice.
>The importance of being straight
>The homotopy category is a homotopy category
>Division by three
>A Group of Order 8,315,553,613,086,720,000
>On groups of order one.
>K-Theory and Reality
>The Joy of Sets.
>Applied Mathematics is Bad Mathematics
And I like
>Making the most out of zero branes and a weak background
Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement on Supraquantum Structures by Induction Through Nonlinear Transuranic Crystal of Extremely Long Wavelength (ELW) Pulse from Mode-Locked Source Array
>Orals are where you have to give an oral defence of your thesis.
What, so like, explain why it's a worthwhile thesis? Or actually defending it as in, 'your hypothesis is wrong and here's why'?