life is not worth living for me anymore
can someone kill me since I don't even have the balls to off myself?
Let's try another short girls thread.
5'3 and under.
Females only and Timestamp if new pls
I'm getting too full of beer should i move on to my moonshine instead?
Do this, girls
Today's rate thread. I'm bored as fuck.
ooopeee just finished a paper and is bored as fuck
Least the paper is done dude. Hard to tell for me on the rating though
Florida Meet Up People!
407/22/M Want to drink, toke, and play vidya with some new people
kik is lannmatt
Its time for a good ol' BIKINI/SWIMWEAR thread! Been too long.
Northern hemisphere ladies post what they wore last summer
Southern hemisphere ladies post what they will wear this summer
cute male feet thread
Figured I'd start a bit of a morbid thread
Post what song you want played at your funeral on your sendoff, others rate
VI SITTER HÄR I VENTEN OCH SPELAR LITE DOTA, OCH PUSHAR PÅ OCH SMEKER, MED MOTSTÅNDET VI LEKER
VI SITTER HÄR I VENTEN OCH SPELAR LITE DOTA, OCH SPRINGER RUNT OCH CREEPAR, OCH MOTSÅNDET VI SLEEPAR
I work in an office. Post your job
Post your face and let others guess your nationality : revival edition
Ignore those that don't guess
Mental Illness general
Post your face and mental illness (diagnosed by a psychiatrist).
>generalized anxiety disorder
>Moderate Dissociation Disorder
Moderate because it's non inhibitive
I'm from Europe. Please explain to me why being an atheist in the U.S. is always being linked with wearing a fedora, while here it's only linked with being intelligent.
Because we have just that many stupid, defensive Bible-thumpers who hate and fear anything that isn't Their-Version-Of-Jesus approved. A study showed that Americans trust atheists less than they trust rapists. It's true.
No matter how hard I try, I can't get any matches on tinder. (except for when I accidentally yeah ugly chicks)
No cute girls are interested in me on facebook anymore, no cute girls like my shit on facebook anymore.
I used to get girls and shit all the time when I was 17/18 and now I don't get jack shit. Am I just that ugly?
Shorter hair is me now, about to post longer hair pic.
FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but...
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GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
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FSA Christmas BIN
FSA CHRISTMAS IMPROV/WRITING/PERFORMANCE CHALLENGES!
Do any or many or all of the Christmas Bin Stories or Songs
Sing other Christmas songs!
Make up new Christmas Songs
Read Christmas Stories
Read Bedtime Stories
It's Christmas Eve and you are horny and masturbating when Santa finds you.
Hooking up with someone you haven't seen since you were last home... (and for you incest fans, that can include family members)
Who would you enforce mistletoe rules with?
Sneaky fapping because you are back home and the house is filled with relatives...
Sneaking off to a quiet corner of the property to fuck on Christmas Day
You are molested by Santa (could be at home, store Santa, street-corner Santa...)
Sex with an elf or someone in an elf costume?
Tell us about any sexy Christmas pasts
Masturbate and HoHoHo when you come?
At dinner, sneaking under the table to blow bf/brother/brother-in-law. Bonus points for accidentally getting the wrong guy.
Trying to return a gift, you run into the return clerk who you must satisfy.
And anything else you can come up with...
Roughly 30 Seconds After We Meet by VK
Pace: Frantic and lusty
[ROM][Make-up Sex][LDR][I wrote it for you]
“Mmmf...<kissing>...I know I know...<kissing> we have so much to...<moan>...settle, and...<Mmmm kissing>No, don’t stop<kissing> Forgive you? <kissing> You’ve got nothing—just tear it off me--<moan>...to forgive, but do you...<moan> forgive me? <kissing> Of course you do...Lemme do it. That clasp is weird...<loud moan> Yes...yes...on the counter <moan> The dishes? Fuck the dishes! Push ‘em! Fuck! You’re making me so...<moan> I-don’t-care-about-those-panties! Shred ‘em! <More excited moaning> Yes, I’m shaved...God...are you hunting for my G spot? Oh fuck yeah I want to taste myself! <sucking wet finger sounds> Give me your cock! Put it in me—no not here…tables crowded---fuck—bed too far...just do me on the floor! <loud moan> fucking fill me! <kissing> Am...am I what you expected? Better? Slutty enough anyway. <SLAP><SLAP><moan> What was that for? To make me moan...came all this way to hear it <moaning> didn’t you? Oh, you feel so good in me. Yes, it’s better...better than I...was hoping...<more excited moaning> You went in bare, didn’t’ you? <even more excited moaning> You know how fucking fertile...Oh God!...you want to put a baby in me? Just <moan> your cum? <laugh> Well the one follows...<Loud gasp> Oh, God, Oh god. You’re coming! <improvise to orgasm> <after comedown period> <Laughter> Well, my good sir. It’s nice to finally meet you. Very nice, indeed. <kiss>