/sma/ - Skinny, Medium, Average girls thread
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Re: bump for!
Also.. I'm too lazy to link back to all the other responses on the last thread. I am indeed lazy, My ass is not angles, and that /b/ joke was funny. Than you anons!
Kinda haha only musically was I edgy. Chiodos was like soft rock. Tons of screaming, hardcore, deathmetal, punk lol all while being dressed like a normal kid
Its probably going to be twisted, reversed, and inverted. I'm uploading via phone because I'm lazy.
I'll wear it to work on tuesday. Can't do monday because of reasons.
I like...sex. I'm a bit submissive in bed, anal, exhibitionist, voyeur. I'm down to do most everything once (cept scat or other huge extremes).
Lemme see your ass!
Blondie, you *are* the only reason I still come here.
I look forward to Tuesday. It's my first day back to work after 2 weeks off, but seeing the results of that promise makes it worthwhile.
Thank you, anon! I won't disappoint! :) why were you off for two weeks?
My job's a 24/7 dispatch center, but we're allowed to swap shifts. So a couple times a year I line up a bunch of shift swaps and take 2-4 weeks off.
Got another week off June, 4 weeks Sept, 2 weeks end of Oct... it's a good life.
Mmm ass and soles? :)
:| anon pls.
Also, I totally missed your reply. That's really smart of you to get your vacation like that. Are you guys close at the center cause of all the shitty Stuff you hear or is it like any other job?
Ehh, it definitely takes a certain disposition to work there, because you just have to leave all that at work. But for the most part it's like any other job -- people mostly get along, but there's certainly cliques that are a lot closer, and there's certainly the black sheep that are overall disliked.
I normally get vocal when I cum and I have roomies. I was content to just enjoy the pleasure a bit
Thank you <3
I'm kinds sore lol was even a bit painful rubbing
Just needs more Blondie!!!
A vid of you bating, moaning, squealing, and all that would be amazing. I know you have a roomie but if you could find time you have alone where you can let loose and we can hear you loving it (like porn but not so horribly done) Even if its not how you normally are, its just something about the female being vocal that always makes it better
Great vid though, as all your content is. I'm just providing one anons comments to it. You provide great content and when you're here you are pushing other females to give us the most (thank you for that)
Gah, to much text...
Blondie, you had to have seen the /boob/ explosion, which /boob/ chick are you crushing on the most???
>wearing chiodos shirt
>not wearing snazziest of pink crowns
git on ma level, btch
also I am currently the fucking poster child for crash diets. Didn't eat for 4 days then only ate like 300 then 600 the next 2. Check it out
Also, for the record didn't poop for 6 days. Taking down Blondie and Ivy in 2 posts.
alright anon. Just do it. Come shoot me in the face.
Well your family is always bitching about your weight right?
So why not lose 10+ lbs, they get all concerned, then you can gain 5lbs, alleviate their concerns and still be skinny?
Anons never get my jokes. Whatevskies.
My face is hilarious in this pic. I skeletor faced soooo hard.
I just got off a plane and had to live with no brush are Curtiepies place for 6 days. I swear, irl I look like a peppy 14 year old. Ask puddems.
Just fucking try to tell me I don't look hot in this picture. I dare you. I kind of look great.
>file too large
He's not on my lvl
Once again I can't take a pic. Oh well, you get it anyway.
Ohnowait I still can't camera
Also those scratches are from overzealous masturbation. Was gone for 6 days at a boooyysss house. Wasn't able to masturbate the whole time. kind of died.
Oh hey, lucked into a good one. Just need to master no flash now. I feel like flash flatters no one.
I just said I couldn't camera. Its not like I can see the screen while I take these.
Just gonna dump all of these that aren't one big blur, good and the bad.
This one is one of the blah ones. This pose is not a real pose.
Like its not like these pics are coming ultra slow. I have to wait to post again
You look better than good, you look thin and better than you ever did. Time for insertijuon
cool ur jets
Like I think this pic looks pretty damn good. If I was gonna jerk it I may just choose this one.
Sma used to like quantity
The rare almost not skeletor face
Naw, the ass can use some serious gym. Coming off birth control ruins the ass and boobs for a bit before my body stops being stupid.
>Also those scratches are from overzealous masturbation
and you didnt record/film it?
its been fucking years since we got a decent video from you fmu. Come on we put up with a lot of your sit, we deserve a good video!
Yeah, you are pretty hot. But I have a thing for asses.
Also, I think I had you on webcam on Skype once when you were looking for advice on how to become a paid camwhore? You had some ncie tits back then already.
This feels like a very motherly pose
lelwut didn't happen
Also my ass isn't actually bad. I am terrible at taking pictures of it.
k second set of pics. These did not turn out well. bare with me.
WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE FUCKING QUANTITY, CHILDREN
Also, as proof I look better irl. Just met an internet buddy pal of like 4 years when I was in sacramento. He's the house I stayed at. Made a point of mentioning I looked much better.
nope plus I've got a jew thang
I'm sure there are other gingers in chicago. We're all the same
No curtis is great. He's like my favorite. He pinned me down multiple times whilst wrestling if that counts for anything.
My hand looks so nice here. This one is cropped.
Oh, I oh so apologize for these obvious potato cam pics
Oh yeah, forgot to switch it back. Some need it just cause of weird flash issue.
Please. I have a really nice looking pussy flash and throbbing just makes everything that is subtle and nearly invisible look huge.
I am shocked by the lack of cheating allegations from meeting an internet boy and sleeping in his room for a week. Wow, sma.
Not true at his house? I posted a pic from the plane
bitch anon cares about everything about everyone. Don't try act cool.
what did you do for a week? did he see you naked irl ?
and no cheating allegations probably cuz we know you care about that fucking jew guy to cheat on him.. and curtis sound like black guy.. but damn would have been hot af seeing fmu doing BBC pics . All the /pol/ fags here would probably killl themselves
all joke aside, when it come to your body. your tits, ass, anus and pussy are god tier.
i also agree with the bush guy. redheads are hot
Curtis is white, 6'1, very thin, and saw me in that bathing suit I posted the other day.
Also sent this pic
to which he responded "Yes. Thats you naked" after having not seen me in like a few weeks now.
Why don't I just.
Go shoot myself in the face 5 times.
He's not shy at all he just can be a real dick about sex.
HOLEE Shit it's fuckmyusername from reddit lol I remember you from way back when, I almost forgot your username for a sec lolol
Seriously though, I used to see your stuff all the time, hngggg, you have the sexiest ass ever and I kinda get off to these thigh/butt scars, like badly. Also that butthole makes me drool. And those frontal pics make me dizzy. Holy shit what have I stumbled upon
Time to cum buckets. Sorrynotsorry fmu is too hot.
>fucking poster child...
...for dysmorphia, not understanding diet/physiology, and shitposting.
You're certainly living up to 'ghastly' this morning. At least you seem to be feeling good about yourself. That's sort of refreshing.
>command f "she's back"
>literally just you
Yeah, that's a good series. FMU = 10/10 imo.
Lol it's just coz I remember you from reddit that he's all upset. Seriously though you are fucking gorgeous and HAHA what have I stumbled upon, it's really fuckmyusername, Jesus. Today was good but now it's great.
Definitely, when I was trying to remember what her username was I was like "I know it's fuck my something...fuck my ass? Ah who knows" LOL
She's a 10/10 for me as well.
They're so realymcreal haha
It's up to you, but you can post as well, timestamp and basically have a bunch of guys tell you your breasts are hot as hell lol either way boobs are boobs.
>I ain't complainin if you're postin
>mfw the second I get in the thread five 5 mins fmu is already leaving before I have a chance to bask in it
no, because I asked if he could just like not be rude if I send him something like that in the future. And he got all mad that I asked him to not say things like "Yes. That is you naked." after sending him a pic right a few days after he got made at me cause I'm not seductive enough. Sex is like, our only issue, cause I want it more and he's generally rude when he doesn't want it at the exact moment which affects me ever trying cause I get rejected. blah blah blah.
The amount of cum I've made in this woman's name is unreal, last year I had her gonewild account bookmarked and checked it every few days when I used to fap waaay more than I do now lol
sounds even more insecure. he probably doesn't like you posting here because he thinks you're wanting more attention than what he can give you, thus believing that he's not pleasing you himself.
that can also affect his sex drive, it's not a matter of him not wanting sex as much as you he may feel that he can't please you or is inadequate in some other way. so rather than have sex he'll avoid it.
a guy in his 20s is at his sexual peak.
>command f....meaning I give a single fuck/
love fmu's body, but she blogs more than she puts stuff in in her arse so get out the fecking way, and allow her to do what she was put on God's green earth to do.
Fucking Proddy cunt, can't even Internet. .
It has absolutely nothing to do with it. Remember when I didn't post forever? Kept right on happening then. He says he's tired and stuff and that I'm not seductive enough. I am also whiny when I don't get it apparently.
Though I feel I'm more just upset by the ways he turns me down and feeling like the freak that can't turn her boyfriend down.
Also, he says unrelated. One time he looked at me and said "I feel like lately is the first time in 10 years I am just totally not obsessed with sex constantly." That one hurt. He claims its cause he's busy with work now.
I actually am sorry for the blogging this time. This is just all blubbering out because its too embarrassing to talk about to anyone when all of my friends complain about how they can't get their boyfriends off of them.
If there's no sex, or not enough for you, then demote him back to the friend zone and find someone who fulfills ALL of your needs. Life's too fucking short to settle, Fay. Trust me on this. I'm the fucking poster child for bad relationships.
this. i said this a long time ago. some people stay in relationships because it's safe. they know that person wont cheat on them or anything but they'll be bored out of her mind in the relationship.
>betting my paycheck fmu's never had body shaking orgasm from her man yet.
it'll never happen unless she gets an epiphany
she's too stuck in her mentality that she and him are "a couple"
It's like living in your whole life in a shitty neighbourhood in your parent's basement, but when you move out, you realize there's a whole different world out there
When she first mentioned this guy all she talked about was the crazy sex they were having. How he wanted to do all sorts of weird shit, see her fuck other guys, see her get gangbanged, etc.
That's turned to where he doesn't want her fucking Puddems or even posting naked.
It's obvious she's young and curious and wants to experiment. She'll never leave him because it's her first relationship and she's hopelessly devoted.
He'll never drop her because she's way better than he could do otherwise.
>Most guys would literally fuck a dead fish
This is true for guys that don't have regular girlfriends. Guys at that age need a constant change of scenery.
Eating the same dish for a couple of years gets pretty fucking dry and boring.
I'm gonna guess that FMU's sex life consists of the same shit everytime they have sex.
ALso it don't help that she looks like skeletor in lowlight.
I expect you to repudiate what you posted here within the next few days, because my confidence in your posting as a troll is quite high
Nevertheless even half of what you say about his libido is true then you are not an ideal match sexually. Bear in mind that all I know is what you say colored by my own life experiences, but he sounds like a big douche bag. I am glad that you have fun with him but a lazy, self centered douche he remains. Have fun, get this whole relationship thing in perspective, but rest assured that he is not the guy you're going to be within a year
The jew apologizes and says he gets how it was rude and he was joking then follows up with
"So that picture. Did your boobs get smaller or is it just the picture?"
And apparently that also is not rude.
also your boyfriend isn't like guys from 4chan, you don't seduce him with close-up pictures of your anus
it needs to be more personal than that, focus on his fetiches or something
>focus on his fetiches
>he's the one that just lays there
You obviously haven't read the thread at all. He likes being spoonfed. And apparently my characterization of fmu was fitting for her kike.
I totally understand there is no point in this but w/e:
Chickadee, you're young and obviously a very sexual person who's with someone who's...not so much. Sexual compatibility is an important part of a relationship (obviously not the most important) but the bigger issue here is the fact that there's blame being put onto each other. Blame isn't sexy. Instead of "whining" about lack of sex, have you tried talking to him honestly about what you could do to help get you laid more often? Give him suggestions about things he can do to help you when he's not in the mood and definitely discuss the fact that him being a rude cunt is inappropriate and unnecessary. That being said, this is off of edited, one-sided recollection of your issues so if it's not applicable then eh.
/motherly advice Blondie
I was going with the neckbeard bate theme but my puss was sore so...anal bate it was! It wasn't all seductive shadows? lol I haven't actually seen it yet.
I hate fake moaning with a passion. It's a huge turn off for me when I hear ladies do it and it's like desert vag if someone expects me to do it. I love love love ladies who are naturally vocal. I'm glad you liked it though and thank you for commenting, but my requests for other ladies are Strictly for myself ;) I love george's body but I have a huge lady crush on Grace's face, even if she is a little awkward in vid...and smile. That fucking smile is so cute
I will on tuesday. No ballgag though :(
>so...anal bate it was!
requesting moar. It looked like you liked it(?), which is why I like it. If can't fap to dull anal bates.
>I hate fake moaning with a passion. It's a huge turn off for me
Have you heard georges moans?
>can't decide whether it's hawt or disappointing that you didn't let your nipples protrude
I'll go with 'hawt' because you can always take more pictures (this is, of course, meant as a request).
Okay so I'm in the middle of doing stuff but here lol also, I went ombre on the bottom of my hair, I'm not sure I like it
I love George's moans. My lady boner, easy 9 inches. Yeah, I love it though. For a while, I was super against it because "only whores like anal" but...I like what I like
exactly...that gasp when something happens, or panting when stuff gets heavy... It's the sexiest thing
I'm only a C-cup. If I arch my back I look hella smaller. Ack. Why couldn't you just have implants so I could be all like "Oh, cool. I can get that if I decide to have surgery" but nope, dreams curshed! haha. :P No hope for me.
>anddddddd now I'm getting in trouble so bye
Homie, if posting upsets your partner you probably shouldn't do it, or be with someone who's cool with it. That much said, mad probs for being open and honest about it!
Eh, guys like my boobs and are quite vocal about it. The only person who is dissatisfied is me.
>implying that /sma/nons don't post in /boob/ or /hgt/ or what-the-fuck-ever
>implying that camwhoring isn't as 'feminist' as pr0n gets
>implying that /pol/ neofascists cannot be ignored/filtered
Why won't Mr Beans video load for me?
Do you know where you are or the obvious stereotype of Jews in America? Do you know the complexities of the social relationship between Sma and FMU? Confirmed for troll or generalized summerfaggotry
I find these threads funny because all the guys trip over themselves to compliment and defend all the girls for the sole sake of seeing nudity. The entire board defeats the entire point of the whole fucking website and it's hilarious when newfags complain about "misogyny" or "being mean on the internet". If you want moderation for your camwhores so you don't have to see women treated as anything but perfect beings, go to Reddit and not fucking 4chan.
> Googles YJ.
> Jeeps everywhere...
>I'm a 30D which is like a B cup
Elaborate? that confuses the hell out of me. Are you saying they look like B-cups when arched? I would disagree haha.
yeah my dude says i look "really hot" now but the gigantic ass i had when i was bigger made for a pretty even tradeoff
okay i gtg now. i was just posting these pics i took as like... fitness progress report
who cares m8? i got skinnier and being called fat all the time helped. idgaf
I'll be the first to tell you that you've turned your body image around a full 180. Props to you, your hard work.
I'm glad the beautyqueen thinks so.
Please go on some more about your highschool drama with your sexually disappointing bf.
Is it morally reprehensible to bang a guy because you want to bang his twin sister but can't
She's like straight and has a boyfy
Implying any of this is a bad thing.
Famoo, you have a great range of mood swings for us.
>upset with her bf
I may not be able to predict the mood swing, but I think the results are pretty consistent.
>dat puddems ass
god...why can't i find a puddems for me
I would destroy that ass, but honestly not a fan of the titties
but, dat ass
Nice, seems like you're enjoying anal quite a bit? I sure loved it.
The ending actually caught me by surprise. I was so captivated watching, so focused on following your moves... just keep going until you're done.
...says a porn addict (I'm making that symptom based on the fact that you're in a camwhoring thread). Dude, I've had sex with three men and they've ranged from only interested in sex if I put on something hot to generally interested in sex to totally addicted to sex and wanting to fuck 24/7. Totally depends on the dude. Most men don't have to contend with sex-obsessed girls I don't think.
I just remembered. Where is YJ and her EMT pics??
A lot of guys who are in what they consider to be a healthy sexual relationship are content with having sex like once or twice a week. FMU has a high sex drive and still in her infatuation stage. One more thing to add, her jew doesn't seem like he has high stamina. And remember, most guys are only good for one round. FMU must probably annoy the fuck out of Ed when it comes to sex. Don't you guys think FMU would be a very annoying gf?
>looked at thumbnail
>thought you were smiley
>all my feels
Rocking the pore strip. Those things are weird.
Ivy is an OG neckbeard-with-vagina (and she'll probably shoot me for saying this so it's been nice knowing you).
I'm just speaking from my own point of view. If I were dating FMU or you or someone else that I found really attractive, I wouldn't be annoyed by getting asked for sexy times all the time.
I don't even have a crazy high sex drive or anything, I just would get as much in as I can because the relationship probably wouldn't last for other reasons.
I think she'd be very annoying.
I still think the majority of guys would probably want to fuck her at least once a day, but it's not like unheard of or anything.
it can be pressure when a girl wants it and you don't feel like it (it happens), especially when she tries to make you feel guilty about it.
personally, if other things aren't right in the relationship, that can definitely impact the desire (i think too much). but from what she said, sex was their only issue, so that's partly why it's more strange.
thats enough FMU-related talk from me
i kinda see your point, but still the only sex i regret on a moral level is the other day, pegging the boy with the girlfriend... i don't like to even think abt getting involved with people in relationships (even "open relationships" or whatever, which are totally fine but not my cup of tea), it just doesn't sit right with me. i would consider a threesome with a couple, but it'd be pretty specific circumstances.
I may have sold dirty panties and shoes but even i have my limits guiz.
nothing much came of it anyway, i was like "hmm you look like A and you're here and she's not, also you said you like my butt, so maybe.." but we ended up falling asleep at about 7am spooning on the couch, then a little half-awake over-the-clothes fondling. then i had to go see the chinese man who pokes me til my back feels better. DID I MISS MY CHANCE SMUH
also more blud pics incoming bc i fell asleep with this thread open on muh phone
I have a big ass and haven't shaved. Sorry.
Can you do a pose like this but with panties on your head/over your face? Or hair over your face, whatever works
my cervix was not being a team player and this >>19453820 was the furthest i could take it ;_;
messy sex is fun sex, bodies are fun!
you know i prefer to dish it out than take it tho
also i bought and used this on a girl but she was really annoying and wouldnt let me turn the lights on or take her bra off.
gonna try my luck with seeing if the first girl wants to play w toys and not just fingers
omg you have the xl! is it firm in the middle bendy bit? mine is weird and doesnt stay "erect" so i wear it with a pair of low-slung panties
on top, holding her down by chest or throat and kissing or sucking nipples.
nah i only got it like a week ago so i've only used it on one person. other than that i've only pegged boys, so the sucking took place before the fucking.
yes, i don't know the difference between a vagina and a butthole, especially on a girl i have known for 7 years.
adfghj i'll try ok
What's your favorite there. And if possible a pic of you using it.
>nah i only got it like a week ago so i've only used it on one person. other than that i've only pegged boys, so the sucking took place before the fucking.
glass one is amazing. also looks awesome covered in blood but i wiped it down before i thought to take pictures :(
Not seeing what that has to do with me not wanting an 8" dildo in my ass
I'm not the one with a prostate you cumstain, but thanks for throwing in the fat comment in case anyone had doubts you were a bitter fucktard
it was pretty much merged with /b/ back then but a lot of /b/ anons didnt like the "rate" and "would you sex me" threads cancering up the board so people spammed gore in them
the more you know
Ivy style bump.
Also... I cut my clit. Extremely painful :(
Okay, I tried... it's hard to get a picture of it
Oh look FMU hit goddess tier? And I thought she was pretty before!
I hate bush normally or pussyhair, but redheads should leave a little! Omnom!
Awh. Well I'm never a dick about sex bby ;)
I love it whem FMU appears and hate it when I miss when she's there.
Oh my, Blondie is here too? What a good morning :)
I was a btard who didn't mind those threads. Then again I like it when /b/ gets pony threads because it pisses off the natives and just makes me LAUGH.
It also vibrates... I took that off cause it makes it too big to sit on
Back to work anons!