MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans.
Be as tame, funny, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite
sexual fantasies, or just look for requests on the thread. Be creative.
Please remember to tag your post with the request link or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
>If you're new, please post a voice sample before asking for requests of things to do. It helps knowing what you sound like!
Previous MSA thread:
MASSIVE SCRIPT DUMP
UPDATED SCRIPTS (OLD/NEW)
Questions for New Boys
Villian Marriage Proposal
Love Letter to Mistress
Ollie's Thread Panels
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THE 100-1 CHALLENGE
All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...
EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.
WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.
If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
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The Everyman establishing.
>Who I am:
>The Everyman's Record Vault:
Now taking requests for the following:
>SFW Shenanigans and poetry
>NSFW [F/m] sub
>NSFW [M/f] dom
>NSFW verbal abuse
>anything else on a case-by-case basis
Some pieces that I'm proud of:
>One Thief in the Marine Corps (true story, so many feels):
>Terra (the true story of my first love):
>Galaxie (the true story of my first car):
>Want You Gone - GladOS (Male)
>Baby Got Back - Sir MixAlot
>NSFW - Letter to Mistress (Author unknown)
>NSFW - Shlick Instructions - Public Display
>NSFW - The Longest Road Ahead (Script by Eve):
>NSFW - Boot Camp Blowjob:
Now... let me just start off with a request fulfilled for Fay:
>Okay improv time!
>The setting is you are at a nice fancy restaurant and it is crowded. Your date is shy and squrmy. You are keeping your voice down but teasing her by telling her what you are going to do to her tonight, if you can even wait that long.
And here we have it.
>Restaurant Improv - Shy Date:
I gotta keep watching out for these new thread pop ups everyday. They just pop in and pop out every few days.
And my bookmarks are flooded with deleted and new threads, darn it.
Ovri here. I'll just post link to my pastebin
Warning: entering LEWD zone, proceed with caution:
Finally caught you - stalker, yandere, dub-con
Of wizards and puppies - petplay, forced bj, slight bondage
I have you now, my dear - rape, mild name-calling, forced impregnation, stalker.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM - slightly vanilla, blowjob, bribe, female initiative
The late night phonecall - late night snugglefuck cuddle session via phone, mix of lewd+vanilla.
Shall we play? - straight shota, b\s wincest, blackmail, teasing, fingering, hidden toys.
Good god, best friend - petplay, submissive male, handjob
NO LEWD ZONE:
On the coldest winter night - vanilla break-up
Hide-and-seek - yandere, obsession, psycho
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM 2 - vanilla fluff, continuation (same character as in first)
Goodnight, sweetheart - yandere, abduction, substance, obsession, psycho
Btw, working on new script right now like insane. Fuck, where did all that inspiration come from.
Dildo Jones establishing while at work.
I wish I could goof off and go record something in the phone booths but that would probably be frowned upon.
Pup-- I mean Aki parkin'.
Fabulous day, Bambi. Just woke up and I'm already beating my brother's ass~
It's time for coffee.
>tfw dinner and spoiled by Fay
The only reason I live.
I wanna do da restaurant improv. I need to improv an SOI later anyway, so can I do it? I'ma do it.
Damn, all my colors are taken... Summoning bright yellow ID!
Purple claiming ID
Thanks to EveryMan for setting up the thread.
Have some content (lewd):
"The (Long) Road Ahead"
"A Nice Night In" [Dom]
"Lazy Day" [Dom][DD/lg]
"You Have A Secret"
Plus tons of non-lewd white boy rap recordings on my Chirbit:
hallo all its Wash here just setting up my Id and throwing out my soundgasm with lots of yummies in it.
I don't drink coffee usually. It's way too bitter for me. The only kind of coffee that I can even tolerate is the kind that's like 90% sugar.
What gets me going in the morning? I have no idea.
I've only technically "gone to bed" once in like the last 3 weeks. My sleeping schedule is beyond fucked up right now. I'm still just passing out randomly for a few hours here and there. That fucking road head script took so much out of me. Lol.
as per request i went out and got a victim.. i can torture her on mic for you.. or would you rather me just pretend i have someone and are torturing them and letting them know it's "for the best" it's up to you.
also idk if the other person that requested i stand over my victim letting them know they should consider themselves lucky that the last thing they see is the person that loves them got the vocaroo but hopefully this will tide you over until i'm out of work and can record..
if the thread 404s before then (which it probably will) i'll ask again and hopefully we're on the same schedule so i can give everyone exactly what they want <3
When are you gonna teach me to be cute/cuhrazy? Apparently chicks eat that up I need to know your secrets so I can make the panties drop when I go overseas. :D
A few days ago, I wrote a small section for that Rain script when I adapted it for girl on girl.
And I already told you on skype what my next script is about... I'd kind of like to keep it somewhat under wraps so as not to build up any hopes or expectations for the rest of the thread... Even though I already mentioned the title in FSA a couple weeks ago. But I'm slowly working on it. As opposed to not even going near it, like I have been doing for the last month.
>incesty shlick instructions
I could get into that.
I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED THAT SCRIPT.
It's pretty long, I must warn.
AKI-NII THIS IS ALL FOR YOU
I have no idea if you will even like it, but I did promise you a brother script.
"My sweet little sister"
[wincest, fantasy, dragon fucking age, templars and mages, obsession, yandere, dub-con, lewd]
Fay reporting in.
You are too good at this, you know that?
I hope you have a great day at work!
Good afternoon Aki-chan. I like your puke yellow color :P
Get that restaurant script going! I know you can whip something together off the top of your head. Do it and maybe I will show you just how spoiled you are going to be!
I like my coffee like I like my men.
ground up, in a bucket, and in my freezer.
PS: I am that "she beast" /sip
Ohhhhh fuck yes.
Please torture PLUS do lewd things to your victim. I am willing to wait forever. ~<3
it's actually natural for me haha i'm not exactly acting so much as just saying stuff how i would normally.. but if i had to give tips.. i'd say be completely batshit insane.. but try to hide it under what you understand to be normal emotions... since you havn't experienced them on your own.. you have to mimic what you see that people enjoy.. like sweet talk and stuff.. and since the underlying crazy is already there... no matter how nice you are your underlying overwhelming desire to slit her throat and watch the life drain from her eyes will be prominent and mix in a beautiful dance of psychopathic kawaiiness that no girl can resist. ^-^
yangire you're so much yangire
i'll still be admiring you from afar, o-okay?
Take me now! You are too perfect.
*le takes notes*
This nigga... Genius. >:3
Everyman mobile here. I dunno about too good... I'm just trying to push my own skill limit. I decided to play with stereo effects this time.
Did you listen on headphones or speakers?
Eyy bby how u doin gurl shooo
You can't have my color mothafucka~
Puke green suits you juuust fine Pupperton. <3
Can I speak to your dick too? <3
I just agree with him on all points. He should stand up for himself more often. I think we could be best buddies.
And yesss... I'm really looking forward to your recording, Aki-nii~
....and I was just renaming the gif and now can't stop fantasizing about bi-threesome with Fenris yes.
I just can't. Unf.
There are all different styles of depravity. Rambler's is sing-song and cartoonish, like a Batman villain. Mine is frantic. I haven't heard toomuch of the other guys, but you could also do the way-too-calm psycho, the ragey psycho, the lovey-dovey psycho, etc etc etc. You just gotta find a style of crazy that works for your voice and practice practice practice!
daww no worries.. if you request something i'll try to do it for ya then <3
hybrid rainbow sample (old) - The pillows - flcl
distance won't save you.. but still well appreciated ^_^
far from it but thank you very much!
lol it took me forever to try to word that properly.. i might record me saying it as a how to thingy just so i don't forget and someone else asks.
>the lovey-dovey psycho
can I has one?
Yaaaaaaas, you should. Would be totes amazeballs.
There are all kinds of creepy, ranging from a stalkerish type to an insane sociopath. Rambler's reminds me of the Mad Hatter, cartoonish and whimsical and all. The frantic type reminds me of someone who has gone past the point of no end, as though they're in complete mania and can't control themselves.
There are also many types of insanity, ranging from mania to depression, to the madness witnessed in children's worlds (that are usually hidden), the plain creepy kind, the ones filled with a grudge, the ones who can't let go, the creepy that seems composed and cold...
You can also make mundane things by saying them in a really creepy fashion.
Am I looking too deeply into this?
Not even near deeply enough, Soda.
Yay, feedback on my cum-hungry drider! <3
Yes, I'm totally gonna do more monstergirls.
Wait for more drider-induced fun on Thursday!
And, yes, nice to meet you, Mr. Cock! Thanks for making Aki listen to my recordings.
And your performances for this thread were quite stunning too!
...this feels awkward.
I would take you to Antoine's, rack up a $400 bill, then get you drunk at the Penthouse club. Afterwards we would stumble our way back to Hotel Le Richelieu. <3
headphones, always headphones.
I am doing amazing, I got a churro from Costco, mmm.
Rambler's anything reminds me that I need to change my panties. Dat passion and talent... insane.
Just a little bit. At least it doesn't have a name...
. . .
Nevermind, it's Norman.
Hmm, thanks for the tips everyone. I guess it never really occurred to me how many ways there are to portray this kind of psycho behavior...which is weird given how many Batman comics I've read.
I'll give it a shot when I get out of work. are there any scripts y'all would like to hear in particular?
True, and we have to wait till you are 21 anyways in order to have any sort of fun on Bourbon Street.
Go run home to Blanco I don't want you to get in trouble. >:D
Oh by the way, I did a 100-1 I told you about that right?
Uhhh, that was the best part of the whole thing! Do you have 2 microphones or just one?
Not down here boy.
At least you tried, bruv. Definitely got a chub out of my panties.
Bruh. I got somethin fo u. Gimme like another hour after I finish all this shit.
Just one. I stopped recording after I sat down, then switched to a different track in Audacity. Recorded the whole left-ear part on that track, then adjusted the balance during post. Centering the kiss was a bitch though.
Rambler has been getting me to use Audacity more and more. I am still so new to it, I feel like I could be doing so much more with it.
The day I stop getting carded is the day I start getting depressed.
Oh jesus god I do! me! You are a freaking legend you make it intimidating to post things because yours are so good. /notworthy.
>implying it's possible for Puppy to leave home when he luvs me this much
man ya'll trippin'
he couldn't leave even if he wanted to!
I've been never cheering on someone's fapping so hard in my life.
Like last 15 of counting, I was all "YOU CAN DO IT BOY!", "COME ONE HANG ON IN THERE!"
So close ;__; It was indeed so close ;__;
Please don't be intimidated!!
Me, a legend?! Pshh, nooo.
:D Definitely listen to my pitchy songs if you don't already b/c I never put those on my chirbit. Or anything that I post to vocaroo b/c those links don't stay around for long. <3
I was doing good and then
You know, I did use Audacity and recorded my voice a few times, when my computer didn't capture the noise of my fan - but it's me with an accent, so...
I have never touched it since, but now you're reminding me too.
Shy Fay is shy.
I promise I will get Skype up, it is just too easy to slip up and send y'all like my address and social security number. I can't do that because I know Purple will take it because he probably needs one.
F-f-f-feel free to change her n-n-name i-iiif you want.
(Hype, so hype, but I work tomorrow so I won't hear it till I get home at like 5PM)
I know, son
you bitches flock to me
ara ara~~ <3
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU AIN'T ALL UP IN MY SKYPE SOON
Dat fuckin gif. I remember that day on 4chan... Dat embedded autoplay video. I can still hear the voices in my head... ohgodwhy.
I actually have all my vocaroo links saved if you want me to send them to you on skype.
I just listened to them and I sound disgustingly young and I hate my voice. It could just be the audio quality but regardless it's too puerile.
Change her name? To what, I wonder?
hot story about girl and me almost do butt sexes
Yiss pls do.
It's a natural thing to hate all our voices since we hear them different than the people around us...
NOT DOING IT.
Gurl. Ok gurl. Gurl.
I swear to god gurl.
I sound like a fucking 8-year-old.
These pedos love it.
Go for it girl.
Help me cover the pedo market.
Gurl c'mon gurl.
Im so turnd on gais
You sound like a nice pretty teenage girl who we can't tell the difference between if she's 17 or 19 but we hit it anyway.
I JUST SOUND LIKE PEDO FUEL.
Not giving in.
Both y'all hush. Last guy I went on a date with told me I sounded like Applejack. I had no clue who the hell that was till I googled it and then quickly ended the date.
Well, this is 4chan.
I'd have to scramble.
Lol, that explanation, and nope - no FSA ID establishment.
That image is hilarious with describing his description.
And to all of you - my microphone is broken so the only voice you'll ever hear of me is one that'll never be coming.
>mfw i'm a (almost) 22-year-old smoker
>I'd have to scramble to find the files.
Missed that part.
I will forever be known as the one female who has established herself but has no voice.
Unless that happened already.
>22 year-old smoker
Where's my old man raspy voice.
I love Applejack.
She's my favorite pony.
>now fay won't go on the date with me ;_;
...I mean I haven't been smoking for 22 years.
But I mean...
Srsly. I doubt your voice is bad. Just fucking do it. You'll be rubbing your clit on a mic in no time.
Purpuru so deeppu
>Clit on a mic
That gave me images of a horrible rule 34 image I saw somewhere on the internet.
I'm just gonna be your handy-dandy silent lurker who likes creepy stuff...
Loli voices are big over in FSA, as they said. And as we've seen, some grown women just have naturally young-sounding voices. The fact that your voice is that young-sounding at your age just puts you within the range of normal voices. And there are some scripts that just call for a younger or higher pitched voice. I wrote one effectively based on a cartoon character, or at least the genderswapped version thereof, that could probably benefit from a younger-sounding voice. The character herself is indeterminate late teens, but since this is a cartoon, that stuff is always seems to be pitched higher.
just go away spike
Also what's with the fucking ponies pls everybody can we get back to chinese cartoons at least pls
Nigga... Pls, think about the children of /soc/ don't do this. Just submit.
Holy fucking shit I wasn't ready for that...
HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLS STOP JUST KIDDING DONT Those comics are fucking gold btw.
OhhhHH SHIT ITS HAPPENING
Welp my vagina is about as dry as the hills of Gilboa. I am going to go get some food. When I come back hopefully y'all will have started making out and recording it. BBL <3
Had to drop these phat rhymes for you bruv
The Party - Childish Gambino
So true though, lol. That show was a fucking blast.
haha nice thats always goo,d glad to be home now
aww coffee for me :3? i like those cold cappuccinos but i really love smoothies hint hint :3 i keep frozen fruit in my freezer, hugs my bunbun :3
This is relevant to your interests, Purple. I promise.
Too real.... too close to home... shots fired... Fay down. :(
Dildo Jones at home.
Was so desperate to get the fuck out of my office that I forgot my phone there. Might be able to record with my old one, but idk if it's good quality. Let's find out.
Anyway, still wondering if there are any psycho scripts you yandere fans want recorded in particular.
FUCKING GOLD. YOU BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL MAN
THIS IS WHAT I WOULD GIVE YOU IF I HAD IT
Damn, I still have to write some Yandere scripts.
I had ideas for a response to Hide & Seek...
I just have a list of scenarios at the moment. Just ideas to spit out, no scripts have been written.
Hide & Seek - Rape after being caught.
Hide & Seek - Creepy stroking and groping.
Hide & Seek - Running away and trying to escape the "seeker".
Hide & Seek - The hider's side, hearing and being frightened with their own maniac thoughts and speech as they cower in fear to hide.
Hide & Seek - A twist to the above, the hider is enjoying this and is just as equally insane.
Hide & Seek - The hider tortures the seeker. Two versions - an NSFW work where they begin to grow aroused at the sight and a SFW one where they simply take sadistic excitement with the sexual aspect.
Hide & Seek - Shifting the roles, the hider is now being seeked.
....I got a few more, but I have to write 'em down.
Ugh scratch that, forgot my old phone doesn't have an SD card anymore. Guess my recording will have to wait until I'm not an idiot.
those all sound terrifying and tons of fun. I would LOVE to try out some of those if you ever feel like writing them down.
I would give it a try myself but I've got a lot of other writing assignments that have to take priority at the mo :\
They can all be done with MSA/FSAs if the feeling is right for you/your voice/etc.,
I'll be getting to work on them, and posting a whole list here later on.
Can you really accurately portray stockholm syndrome in a one part audio? I think that it'd have to be a multi part thing so you can accurately portray character development
I think it'd be great though
Improv at a restaurant over dinner, discussing how delectable you are and what I'm going to do to your naughty bits when we get home~
Enjoy Fay and co.
Now that you mention it, I might be able to record something in Google Drive...I'll see what my crippled old bastard of a phone can do.
Yayyyyyy! I will be here with my fear-boner at full mast.
also thanks for posting that gif, it's going in my stockpile of gifs i have for reasons
yeah I think you can portray it in one part accurately enough if it's from the captive's pov because the captive is who changes/evolves as their desperation leads them to feel affection for their captor. but the captor doesn't really change so it's not as important if their internal voice is heard or whatever. Although, it would be important to have both voices heard if like for instance the captive was an unreliable narrator, and so her pov couldn't be trusted as objective because she was crazy/unstable/etc
Yay I just sat down with a glass of wine, about to check this out. Thanks AKi-chan
Thank you. c:
Don't we all have a few? I could try my hand at some more if that's your thing.
>i really love smoothies hint hint :3 i keep frozen fruit in my freezer
Wat...?! Dat cryptic message?
>tfw dont have last thread open anymore
OMG, OMG, OMG!!
Aaaaand here you go Faylicious. Have a Drama CD as a chaser.
Trick or Alice
Well.. I'm glad you liked them? :3
I love you guys.
Thanks! This is the second of these CDs I've done and I'm starting to like them. It's a bit of work beforehand since the literal English is so broken, so I basically "transcribe" it to fill some awkward gaps before giving it a go.
I've got one last thing to do tonight before I leave this dead thread in peace, I think... Just a schlick instructions improv.
Oh Aki-chan. <3
Heh, you could not have timed this better.
It was worth the wait hun, you have no idea. Thanks for going through all the trouble to transcribe it and then record it. Fantastic work hun.
About to listen once I refill my glass.
Hardly any trouble. :3
If you ever have any more CD's then feel free to shoot them my way. I'm starting to enjoy them, I think.
This was great Purple! I love your sound effects.
I am good for now. If i find something new I will let you know. <3
Well I am off to bed... fuck what a day. Mmmmm Tonight is going to be a wonderful. night.
>mfw staring at akibino for at least 30 straight seconds before getting it
Bruv it's hard to remember anything on Cloud 9
unfortunately my victim had to go to the hospital (she's fine) but i won't be able to get you a recording until she's back in maybe a week or so :/ sooooooo... if you want me to record something else in the meantime id probably be up for it.
>smooth and pale
Thinking about me are you.
Don't lie Pup.
No lies no just
Awww yeee son soon we'll be rollin' in money and hoes
real talk tho.
aint nobody but cosmic god can judge us
dont get smote
k hold up, I leave for a bit, and this thread is now Puppy and Purple rapping?
I like it.
I have yet to hear a rap from any of you guys.
We've yet to hear -anything- from you, Soda. <3
Im about to just fall back on Macklemore...
O hai turretto <3 Almost didn't see ya there.
Errybody raps at some point.
Here's the story of the one I alluded too at the start of my bitter post
>sorry for the noise btw, it's my laptop case rubbing against jeans
Sup Turret bro, I hope your friend is doing okay.
It's Blanco but I also answer for my Puppy, so no true mistake made here.
But I just like havin' you around even if you don't have your über awesome content! Because you're über awesome.
B-but a-aren't I allowed to call you Turretto?
That's an unfortunate attitude.
That was momma Blanco :< She takes all my friends
solid 8/10 bruv
>into the arms of that white shirted man
bby u know if he opens that door you're not walking through in one piece. I wonder if turretto likes piano string?
no! no you may not!
......want me to get rid of her? and yes.. yes i do like piano strings.. razor wire is a lot quicker but you don't get that tension before the cut with it... that dull sawing before such a clean cut fills me with the most joyous of anticipation.. unf XD
I'll call you Turretti. Because that's what I would say in my own language. YOU HAVE NO CONTROL TURRETTI
(being killed by turretti is my dream)
(...but i'm taking puppy with me)
Bitch we know Turreto loves the shit out of piano string.
He's got that shit on weekly delivery.
>Old school like olde english in that brown paper bag
>hella honda civics
I actually really like this song, so the actual track is worth listening to:
See, I even got a citation up in dis bitch
Aki answering FSA new girl questions for his boo Eve because she asked earlier:
My dick lol i dont wanna die not eve by turretto <3
Yaaaaass. I love this game, this ending was insane. After that, piano wire is my down low fetish. Start it at 37s
fucking fortune teller purple got all the citations
madame cleopurple up in this bitch
gonna listen to that
damn, I didn't realize it was the same gif when I posted it.
oh god the sound effects tho why can't ya'll whiteys just play call of duty and kill with bullets instead of with this gruesome shit, always makin a nigga piss himself at night smh
Been a bit of time since I have been here, saw a bunch of shit talking about scary stuff so figured i would drop my fearplay list again.
>The first one I ever made
Next one was a 4 parter
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q5XR5B6y8K >(Part1) , http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rVgBrVSTtk >(2), http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tAMYeHgYwp >(3), http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZFguHDSD15 >(4 and the finale)
>stalker finds his prey
Next one I did a 7 parter that i released a new one every day.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cytHfLZ4eQ >(1), http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WG5aocw43T >(2), http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kqjGezbPZl >(3), http://vocaroo.com/i/s1duv021qtEz >(4), http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mjWtidDgOI >(5), http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e0WkGERUkj >(6), http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JHUnlBkHbR >(7)
> You will not deny me again (For some reason this is really quiet in vocaroo)
Next is an unfinished series
http://soundgasm.net/u/Noname/The-Jobsite-abduction >(1), http://soundgasm.net/u/Noname/Jobsite-Abduction-part-2 >(2)
>Jobsite abduction of a girl I see at lunch everyday.
Next 2 part series was for valentines day
>A bit of burying, and scaryiness in general.
>Why do you insist on running from me!!
Also a new audio
also because I saw a few things about audacity, this is an audio I made for a thread on reddit, so obviously some references there, but I talk about what I do in my audios and what I have learned since embarking on my horror radio play.
And jesus needs to look left and right before he cross the fuckin road
i mean shiiit didn't he learn that in school, we got the hedgehogs tellin us this
LOL That's all the japs bro. Honestly though, the audio tech they used in this game is fucking brilliant. Headphones are guaranteed to give you a heart attack. Unfortunately there are jumpscares but very few. Kid gets buried alive in this one. Shoveling and sputtering and choking oh my~
FUCKING JUMPSCARE WARNING THOUGH K DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU I MEAN JESUS THE GAME IS CALLED CORPSE PARTY
Heard about you. You've got a LOT of great shit under your belt so salut from a new guy, friend.
-Tips hat at-
But, in all seriousness - this is some pretty nice stuff. +1 for yee.
o.o heard about me eh? oh god who must I silence haha. Thank you, I plan on making some more once I finish this little carnival time sink I started.
Why thank you fedora man! haha
David has reached another plane of reality.
I die, you die. That's how it works, Pup.
Ahhh! Noname! You're one of my all time favorites <3
Not usually into dd/lg but fuuck when you do it, I still enjoy it. It was great <3
So much "what the fuck" in that picture...
>Demon sex bot
>not SQUISHY BUNS FROM THE STARS
>not chicks with dicks
With Resident Evil 4 being my favoritest game of all time, I'm not sure how to feel... Nice detail though. You must be a hella cool guy.
B-But turret doesn't wanna kill me right? I clean his "play room" and bleach his "toys!"
It's k. He's saved at the end. He gets Jesus.
Midnight Road Rambler passing through to see how all y'all awesome people are doing today. Also to share an unfortunate moment in online news RSS fees nonsense.
>David has reached another plane of reality.
aka found attractive wife and is now plotting his revenge upon the world..... all those who wronged him shall feel his wrath... especially Lee Mack
(I kind of have a man crush on David, I don't know why, I just want to see him succeed)
Dammit Rambler! Stop flashing yourself to lolis on the street.
Oh! I love the gif haha. Well thank you so much, I honestly worry about the dd/lg :P
haha right? I spend my sleepless night browsing for response images even when I don't post here much anymore lol. I mean how do you not save that..
See that, Puppy?
Let us meet the sweet loving arms of Death together, aided by Turretti's expert killing-techniques.
u kno u want to.
People who don't have a crush on David have no taste.
You shouldn't worry in my opinion, it's super effective <3
Welp, here's my last gift to you lovelies for the night. Bro/sis incest improv schlick off instructions with some dommy talk in there because wow it's 17 fucking minutes... Most of which I think is awkward silence... I dunno. Oh well! #yolo
F-Forgive me bruv pls I was just making a point
Lol nah i'm solid <3 u tho
Dude that's the best way to spend sleepless nights. I need to build up my tablet's reaction image folder somehow.
heh... seeing as how you're so eager to die... i won't give you that pleasure... i'll make you beg for it.. and plead.. and cry... but death will never come.. i'll let you witness those that you know and love dying in front of you.. slowly might i add.. but you'll never have your own end. in fact.. if i could.. i'd make you immortal (not invincible) so that you're forced to watch everyone you ever come in contact with cease to be knowing you cant hahaha.. yea... along with whatever damages i've inflicted and maimed you with.
Well thank you ;)
I agree! I love finding obscure pics lol
Oh my god yesssss kill Puppy in front of me THINK OF THE DESPAIR <33
[stockholm syndrome intensifies]
Shyness is so cute bambi<3
Well, now it is.
Jfc the amount of creepy masochistic shit going on here
Mr. Macabre needs to come back and add more
Mr.Macabre? I like that name, do elaborate on what he could bring to our cutting board.
But, Soda is heading out for now. I'll see you all when I wake up.
>Hide & Seek - The hider's side, hearing and being frightened with their own maniac thoughts and speech as they cower in fear to hide.
>Hide & Seek - A twist to the above, the hider is enjoying this and is just as equally insane.
Both of these sound great... especially if you take an /MSA/ performer's version of Hide & Seek and play it quietly in the background, so it's like her thoughts are actually reacting to his words.
That... sounds fucking awesome.
Hey guys, if one of you dont mind, could you please read out my essay in a manner where i am able to listen to each word clearly.
Thanks I would really appreciate it :)
Hi guys, Road here. Long time, no see.
Yeah, I know right? no homo tho
Oh yeah, forgot to post my chirbit.
I've got stuff ranging from sweet and nice to a few fearplay things. Fun stuff.
2nd paragraph is done.
Feel free to ask for a re-recording, as I tend to sometimes rush through certain words or phrases. It's difficult for me to set an even pace.
Please don't show footage of a sexual nature of my husbando, thank you.
It appears as though the 3rd paragraph has some slight typos and/or errors.
Should the phrase "Huang piece employs..." actually read "Huang's piece..."?
Also, should I omit the word "is" in "revealing the manner in which memory is often conforms to..."?
Kind of inspired by these ideas, just a random improv type of thing, messed around with the sound some, not sure what I think of it exactly!
Enjoy! O-or hate it ;~;
>All this loving of my husbando while I'm asleep
Christ, you fucking animals... It's okay, I guess I can share. For now.
Oh.. Well that's okay. Thank you Eve, you always understand me.
Wait, is there another person who spams Gosling photos with all there posts? If so, that's fucking fantastic.
Naturally. Welcome to Aki's World, bby.
Is there any other person to spam in your posts?
Maaan you guys is hella queer.
I love it. Gosuringu everybodi husbando~
>Maaan you guys is hella queer.
I've been thinking that all morning.
Love you too momma.
Do something on facebook that makes my phone go off at 8:15 AM while I'm recording pussy eating?
It's the best, luv me some boyluv.
Git back in my womb son
A little good morning surprise for the wimmin-folk 'round here. Especially a certain Southern Belle who loves sweetness when she wakes up ;)
>Morning Massage and More
I've been listening and writing replies to your stuff, Aki-nii, but then I've gone and refreshed the page.
Welp. Ovri the dumbass.
Anyways. I'll try to... remember what I wrote.
There was quite some valuable data, hehe.
And damn, I love when you do FABULOUS.
And dayum bi-threesomes.
>trick or alice
ohmygod geez Fay give him for CDs
there's nothing better than jealous NTRing yandere
gimme more <3
I think, talking like that on a real date with high possibility will get you fucked in the bathroom.
>b\s incest SOI
i think i will leave this one to listen to in more, ahem, suitable circumstances. Yes.
holey shizz.. whilst going through my recordings on my comp... i found a lewd script i don't even remember recording lol i was probably drunk. i did slur a bit XD welp... here you go.
Shall we play
>i found a lewd script i don't even remember recording
...I wrote that one specifically for you and your voice ;_;
cold. so cold.
Oh well, but I'm pretty sure some of us here would be interested in hearing you :3 In fact, I've actually been meaning to ask you to repost this one. So yep. Good that you found it.
I didn't catch it. I saw the freddy Krueger thing - gold. fucking gold. I'm going to give this one a listen now.
While I can't claim that this titilates my sexy parts... god damn your voice DRIPS with malice. It's scary. You should keep at it bro, turn this place into a bathroom with the faucet left on too long
lol nah itll probably get looked over.. kinda just posted it so i can say i've done lewd before.. typically if i don't post a pic that's what happens so i was hoping that's the case XD kinda idk the word.... uncomfortable... about posting lewd stuffs.
seriously?!?!? daww thanx <3 and uhmm.. my reasoning for not remembering recording it isnt because it wasn't memorable.. it's cuz i had to be drunk to record anything lewd. soooo... no need for tears. unless i messed up the recording.. then you can has tears.. :/
that was good man. We reppin the UK up in MSA, today.
Or yesterday, even.
And thank you for Nann Nigga. God damn the way that line is said gets me every time, mainly because the word fuckboy always cracks me up
>tfw the lyrics website I used had the line wrong
I didn't realize it was "charge me with RICO," but that makes SO MUCH MORE SENSE.
As for that Tinie Tempah song. I fuckin' love it, and I have ever since I first heard it. I saw it on my karaoke joint's list the other day, and I'm tempted to actually perform it in front of an audience soon.
I use Rap genius now. Every other site pisses me off because they're usually way off base.
>mfw he bought a Rolls Royce Ghost
>Just a BMW 7 series with a different body
he a broke ass
On a semi related note, I saw an amateur vid the other day but there was a "Plies" poster on the wall. I had to turn it off, because it just couldn't be unseen.
$263,200 MSRP for recycled shit from Germany that he could have bought for $74,000. Shameful.
Also, I love how these garbage rappers like to talk about how much money they've got and all the nice shit they own... here's an idea:
BUY A CAMERA SO IT WON'T LOOK LIKE YOU RECORDED YOUR FUCKING VIDEO ON A SONY HANDYCAM FROM NINETEEN NINETY FUCKING THREE!
>BUY A CAMERA SO IT WON'T LOOK LIKE YOU RECORDED YOUR FUCKING VIDEO ON A SONY HANDYCAM FROM NINETEEN NINETY FUCKING THREE!
$263k, bitch i put that much weed in my breakfast blunt
Also, how the fuck you gonna get out-rapped by a couple white dudes doing nerd shit for YouTube?
For that matter, how the fuck you gonna get out-rapped by one random white dude sitting in his apartment with a USB headset?
>more than Drake
The rap underground, such as it is today, is a fucking disgrace.
Not really. He asked for an audience volunteer. I rapped in front of maybe 150 people, lol.
I'd post video, but I'm not the one who uploaded it to facebook and the privacy settings don't let me download it :(
I wouldn't do that if I was you anyway. You'd be identifiable if you were to do that, which isn't the best idea.
The balls though. I definitely couldn't rap in front of like 10 people let alone 150.
"Love Letter To Mistress"
There is some background noise, unfortunately I couldn't remove it without it altering the sound too much.
I also recorded another sub script that I wrote but i'm not sure whether it's relevant to people's interests:
I'll post it if ya'll want
Lime Bro couldn't stay the fuck away
There's not much demand for male sub. I did Love Letter to Mistress a while back... put alot of effort into it, too. Hardly anybody listened.
There is always demand for male sub.
It's just that Love letter to Mistress as a script... ahem. A bit boring itself. Too vanilla-ish to my taste.
And I myself can't properly write male subs it seems... I can do femdom for FSA and writing it is fun, and fuck I do get off of male submissiveness. But I suck at writing scripts for Msubs.
>if it's relevant to people's interests:
*takes a peek at the script*
Writing for any "dom" is easy (ish), but it's harder to write a script for a male sub while keeping it believable and also interesting for women. Cuz a lot of femdom stuff is too focused on the guy instead of the girl. Which means it doesn't appeal to dominant women.
I've missed most of the thread. Slept through it.
I always want to say "Sleep is for the weak" but end up in my bed under the covers snoozing on my pillow sooner than I can actually say it.
...now listening to you yawn actually makes me think... yes... I think I want to go to sleep again. That bed over there just seems irresistible. I bet she wants me to fall asleep on her. Yep.
>that basic instinct hommage
i might need to watch that anime.
Ami here, writing a script for MSA that some of you might find pretty groovy, so stay tuned.
For the time being, if anyone wants to give a crack at this one:
>Petplay, Master, Dom, Slight Yandere
> I'm nervous I'm very nervous
...she'll like that, don't worry. Just relax. Meet her in a public place at first just for a small talk so you can both end up things easily after first meeting if you don't really find each other attractive.
It's not like you have to start licking her boots first second you see her.
YES. Oh fuck. That was. Delish.
Your sub voice, I love it.
OH GAWD <3
just 5 minutes for on the thread
just 5 minutes more
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
I'LL GO WHEN I WANT TO
More subby husbands?
But you know, you definitely need more breaking.
You have yet to gain that... eagerness to submit and true insecurity for your voice <3
>more licking sfx
what are you doin' to me guys
Licking sfx you say?
WHAT ABOUT NOTHING BUT LICKING?
>Could be licking you
>Could be eating ice cream
>Could be licking lips in anticipation of some ice cream
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REQUEST LIST: SUPER LATE EDITION
Not sure what to do? Do these!
Post a sample of your voice! It helps us get to know you and aids us in suggesting content.
AUDACITY TIPS COURTESY OF MIDNIGHT RAMBLER
I am a lazy bastard and I'm sorry.
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i actually have no idea what anime it is
What are you writing? TELL ME TELL ME
I'm interested. I'm not MSA performer but I'm interested.
Psycho otouto! Fuuck man I don't think I've heard this one, thanks for reposting!
I love crazy little brothers~
WAIT WAIT WHO'S SUBBY
POINT ME TO ALL THE SUBBY
NOOO NOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO~
that actually sounds more like you've got caramel candy in your mouth <3
...but dammit you made me go craving for ice-cream.
And licking. Things. Various things.
>hesitant to post
>it's more real
>feeling exposed after doing sub stuff
...you just make me want to tease you. Seriously.
YAAAY <3 Blanco!
Everyman and Purple are our subbies for tonight. Just so you know.
>Sweet, Vanilla, Best-Friends, M/M
I'm feeling sentimental
This gif sums up how I imagine sex with you as a dom...
This is the second best recording of this I've heard with Blanco being the first best so bravo.
I kind of want you two to co-op something haha
OMIGOD YESSS <3
Ahhnnnggh yay subs <3
Also, luv ya bby<3
Gurl c'mon gurl
Don't flatter me gurl
I wasn't that good
hallo there all Wash checking in and reporting for duty
I don't have it! It's the first recording I ever did on FSA~
And also pls no it's embarrassing! Yaaaa...
>And also pls no it's embarrassing!
You shut your mouth, it is likely the most orgasm inducing sounds on the internet...
I thought my first recordings were embarrassing but then I got into them soooo you should totally make more until it isn't...
QUESTIONS FOR ANONS (MASTURBATION EDITION)
You don't have to answer all of them, just which questions you feel like.
1) What age did you first start masturbating?
2) How did you learn and how did you do it? (random discovery? humping on things? details!)
3) When you first started masturbating, what were your favorite fantasies?
4) What are your current favorite fantasies?
5) How do you like to get off now? (reading stories, camsex, watching porn, etc.?)
6) How often do you masturbate? How long does a typical session last?
7) Ever get caught masturbating?
8) Do you like porn? If so, what is your favorite type? (specific movies, scenes or pornstars is a bonus)
8b) If you answered 'yes' above. Pretend you had no budget limits and could have anyone (any actor, celebrity, someone you know, any creature, etc.) star in it. What would your dream porn be?
9) Describe the best self-induced orgasm you've had.
10) What is the most shameful thing you've ever cum watching (or thinking of, or doing)?
11) Ever thought of a teacher, friend's boyfriend, family member or someone inappropriate?
Yes, that sub quality in your voice.
And yep. You know the deal perfectly.
>without any questions
Now I wonder how good you are at begging...
Since it's very important for a good sub boy to know how to beg properly.
... I don't know what to make of it?
Do I cut the guy's head afterwards?
Do I get my head cut off afterwards?
Do we wear costumes of insects to get us going?
Praying mantises... manti... mantisees? whatever...
They cut off the head of their mate when they are done with them, so yes afterwards.
Your head stays on unless you mate with another woman then... idk I guess you just fight it out?
And of course we wear insect costumes! I'm a flea, always hopping on different bitches....
(get it.... bitches... female dogs...)
Yes, I know female mantises kill their partners of mating.
That's why I said afterwards.
But with you I can never know... might as well think I am a man in that gif.
And get my head cut off because sex was terrible.
Saa~ Who knows.
Ohhh I thought you meant you weren't sure if it happened afterwards or not :P
>might as well think I am a man in that gif.
>And get my head cut off because sex was terrible.
I think you'd be a great in bed if you were a man