MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans.
Be as tame, funny, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite
sexual fantasies, or just look for requests on the thread. Be creative.
Please remember to tag your post with the request link or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
>If you're new, please post a voice sample before asking for requests of things to do. It helps knowing what you sound like!
Previous MSA thread:
MASSIVE SCRIPT DUMP
UPDATED SCRIPTS (OLD/NEW)
Questions for New Boys
Villian Marriage Proposal
Love Letter to Mistress
Ollie's Thread Panels
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THE 100-1 CHALLENGE
All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...
EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.
WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.
If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
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Aki slidin' up in this parking spot like your DMs.
Changing it up today because saw some nice BMWs on the prowl and German engineering is second best only to Jap.
True. Not like they care anyway though lol. As long as people have dicks, it's all R34 fuel.
A-Are you new? Gimme that name, son. And keep posting cats :3
Fay reporting in!
A little distracted ATM with Blanco.
I think I have a new CD for you. Hmmm
Purple establishing ID:
Have some content:
"Good Things Come To Those Who Wait" [Msub]
"Dinner Guests" [Msub]
"You Have a Secret" [Dom]
"Verbal Abuse" [Dom]
"A Nice Night In" [Dom]
"Lazy Day" [Dom, DD/lg]
"Bad Pet" [Dom, Script by Ami]
Other things, like rap, and more filth, can be found on my Chirbit:
BLANCO HOT TO TROT
Soda establishing ID here.
Just the female lurker of this.
Hopefully I'll make some scripts.
Yay, I established.
The pic is someone's representation of me.
You can say the caption aloud for yourself.
>keep posting cats :3
>gif related, i iz teh kitteh
Good god that was awful. Transcribed so i'm going to rap it now.
And fuck me are they recording this using a tin of baked beans plugged into a pc with a bit of string?
Meow. Meow meow, meow.
Forgive me, based thread
Must be cuz I never heard of it! Shiiit does it have to be in german, I ssuuuuck at german.
>requesting Everyman stop fapping
u maek me sick
I want Everyman to sing /while/ fapping. That'd be fun to listen too.
And I don't think we've ever heard Rambler fap on mic, though, I've been told he's sent some personal recordings...
Oh gawd yes kitties are my fetish. I actually have a video of my cat doing something like that. Little nigger wouldn't leave me alone until he got scratchies.
Singer guy here.
"Cry me a River" in the style of Julie London- http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eysjsQKjBB
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g7a4r7mKry -The /r9k/ version of "part of your world"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03FW7ogQOdg "Feelin' good" a capella
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P7enPMVzQH - You raise me up.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bOwYK7pMOs - A very unusal rendition of Creep. Lots of shitty notes in this one, but hey.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u06zRckzhP -Danny Boy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fSFLmtHTYo - "A whole new world". Girl parts included.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L3idqPlGKE Coldplay's "Fix you"
I take requests. My mic is shit. I'd love to sing/talk to you.
^^; sorry i went on a 11 min ramble and talked about my name twice... that's like, a party foul or something...
NDEs with water... not fun. i could get over my fear of heights, the dark, all kinds of animals, but i still don't like open water or deep/cloudy pools.
I'll try it during the weekend!
OH! I remember you! Wondered what happened to you~ <3
MEOWING OH FUCK CUTE
although kinda made me wanna squirts you with water and lock you out of the room. Cat-owner proburemus.
Gif related. It's you and me.
Fuck I dun it again
Damn, you actually got me excited until
>Took it down though because, hey, I'm a tease.
I came in...two threads ago?
No one knows my voice and I have no claim on FSA, but I just lurk between that thread and this one.
Pleasure meeting ye.
This thread is always lacking faps.
And I might as well restate my lol request from before that actually got a respons
KITTYCAT AND PUPPY
SITTING IN A TREE
PFFF it's faps n raps
beautiful and so pimp
faps is best
Oh yeah, apparently...
my mic technique brings all the girls to the thread
cause they're like, it's better than yours
damn right, it's better than yours
I can teach you
but I have to charge.
I should also request a public/exhibitionist fap now, hah.
All hail the 'Bino.
>no claim on FSA
>but posts best touhou Alice
Carbonated beverage pls.
S-SHUT UP BAKA
I've never schilked before, like...
I have no idea how to schlik, and even if i did, mic is a piece of shit and won't record anything.
So all I have to give is blind hope.
and scrips later on.
EXCLUSIVE GIF OF SODA BEING FAPPED BY A LOLI
Yeah, forget I even said anything.
Eve bby pls don't even you know I marathon your stuff every night.
>I have no idea how to schlik...
Uh, there are instructions out there.
Wait a fucking second, how old are you?! Never schlicked, don't know HOW to schlick?
That sounds like a sad existence, no disrespect intended. I'm suddenly reminded of a 10 year old boy I knew when I was 9 who didn't know how to hold his breath...
Never bothered, I know how it works and shit - but I just never...had the desire to schlik? I get the general stuff of how to do it.
Ovri here. I'll just post link to my pastebin
Warning: entering LEWD zone, proceed with caution:
Finally caught you - stalker, yandere, dub-con
Of wizards and puppies - petplay, forced bj, slight bondage
I have you now, my dear - rape, mild name-calling, forced impregnation, stalker.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM - slightly vanilla, blowjob, bribe, female initiative
The late night phonecall - late night snugglefuck cuddle session via phone, mix of lewd+vanilla.
Shall we play? - straight shota, b\s wincest, blackmail, teasing, fingering, hidden toys.
Good god, best friend - petplay, submissive male, handjob
NO LEWD ZONE:
On the coldest winter night - vanilla break-up
Hide-and-seek - yandere, obsession, psycho
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM 2 - vanilla fluff, continuation (same character as in first)
Goodnight, sweetheart - yandere, abduction, substance, obsession, psycho
AND FUCKING FRESH NEW SCRIPT (Aki-nii, you'd better hurry up if you want to take this script's first time, tehehehe~)
My sweet little sister - wincest, fantasy, dragon fucking age, templars and mages, obsession, yandere, dub-con, lewd
oh I still have it.
I figured leaving it up for a night would allow you minxes a shot at downloading it for your private collections...
and I'm a tease;D
but also a perfectionist. I feel I could have done better...
oh captcha: tagnmen exchange
It's difficult for a lot of women. I didn't have any orgasms until I was 20. I still need a vibrator or it's impossible.
Well, one time the vibe ran out of batteries near the end and I was able to finish just by doing the movements but I don't think that counts.
I didn't know how to download it then. I do now though.
>tfw my obsession with myspace in hs finally paid off
>tfw showin my age
I can't get off from fingering, still feels amazing though. Touching my clit does almost nothing for me at all.
I know I'm gonna hate myself for this... But this is to make the world implode.
First, anyone have a request for the script? I'm gonna have to use a hushed voice for this keep in mind.
Snow establishing ID. Missed the last thread. Work etc.
David Mamet's Sexual Perversity in Chicago
One of Dark's scripts
Finally caught you
Silence of the Lambs monologue
Ramsay Snow torturing Theon
Taking requests for yandere and anything else.
Well, like I told Soda, watch that feed. Mwahahaha;D
And so if fingering doesn't work, what does? And why not fingering? Does it just not feel good at all or is it a matter of not being enough?
My Sweet Little Sister by Ovri
>31 fucking minutes
>lightheaded as fuck at the end from all that moaning and kissing
You've outdone yourself.
I've done a couple. Was fucking great. So much dick.
Check for it in the selected recordings whenever they go up. If it's not featured, then I'll post it for you.
Yeah, but how long is it gonna stay up?
(LOL. Pun not on purpose, but definitely intended now.)
>And why not fingering? Does it just not feel good at all or is it a matter of not being enough?
It feels good, it just doesn't hit the spot. Literally. I can cum from penetration, it's just that my fingers aren't long enough for it to work. Pillow humping is my usual method. And there's no mess with it either. Lol.
Hi, I'm Richard, I sing Disney songs
Let me know if I should do more
You win... you win everythinh
Oh god oh jeez oh fuck.
Um your mic is a little shitty but i dunno what you could do about that.
Please please sing Make a Man Out of You from Mulan.
You don't even have to make it sound manly just pls...
R-Really? Not too much lime? Is there a such thing as too much lime?
We should totes do lemon-bashing poems now.
I actually never learned that song so here's quick recording after listening through it a couple of times (first verse only)
Aladdin bonus before bed because it's my favourite
Be neat if someone did Jasmine with me (idea not limited to just ladies haha)
Oh gawd that was scrumptious. Thank you!
But please, try and get a better mic if you can't fix it. Make sure no cell phones are near etc. That thing does you no fucking justice.
doin a thing \(*u^)/
i'm sorry of crap mic awareness, but one of these days... i'll upgrade this mic! then it won't be swingin' round my head and catchin' on my breath and pillow and stuff...
ah, what did i miss...?
i decided since everyone else is singing.. i'd write a song about limes.. adjust your volume accordingly and sing along if you know the words.
By turret ^_^
"Education for Leisure"
By Carol Ann Duffy
i'm already all ova your soundgasm tho... :>
I just realized how lost in translation that comic might be in other languages... I hope the joke isn't completely lost. Leave it to English to construct something stupidly sexy enough to work.
nini turretto <3
>from all the way over here where I'm safe
Do I Think You're Beautiful? , Monologue
"Do I think you're beautiful?" You know I hate loaded questions. But, okay, I'll play your little game if it'll make you happy.
Your legs. Long. Shapely. There might be just the slightest bow to them, but it's not really noticeable. ... Doesn't seem to interfere with the walking. Hey, I wouldn't give the bow another thought.
And you've got one heck of a trim chest. I mean, who wants to see excess baggage in that area? Certainly not me; that's for sure. Now don't get me wrong; I could probably handle the excess if it were there, but thank God it's not. A, B, C, D. Cup sizes? ... Just letters of the alphabet to me. In fact, I don't even think about 'em, especially the letter D.
Your arms. I've always meant to tell you that I think it's really cool how you bleach your arm hair. I'm not sure I would have ever thought of that if I were a girl. Kudos.
Your neck. Hey, it's a perch for your head. What else can I say? ... except that, maybe you should have that big mole looked at, ... honey.
Your face. Love that broad skull of yours. What's the term, brachycephalic? You know, I think scientists no longer believe there is any connection between skull shape and criminal behavior. Really, I don't think anyone notices.
Ah, your hair. ... As ever-changing as the sand dunes of the Sahara. ... As unpredictable as a summer squall on the Pacific. ... As intriguing as a CNN exposé.
"Do I think you're beautiful??" Well, honey, I think I would have to say that you're ... you're fairly breathtaking!
you're posting the delete links to your vocaroos! :(
Wait a Minute , Monologue
Wait a minute! Just wait, I mean if your not going to give me a chance to tell my side of the story then I don't know what we're doing here. I mean come on. What is all of this if it's just going to be you berating me? I think we need to to have an open, you know, discourse. You know what I'm saying? You know? No, shut up, my chance to speak. This is my time here. Ok here we go.
I can see why you would think this is all my fault. I mean the whole thing looks a little incriminating. Sure. Yes. Of course. But who is the enabler? Huh? Oh shit, I got you there. Yeah who is the enabler. Let me tell you who. You. I never would have been in this situation if it wasn't for you. Your always bragging about your best friend and how great she is. You both parade around like you've both won little blue ribbon at the state fair. And we're best friends too. I mean I'm sorry but when you say things like your my best friend and if I ever need anything don't hesitate what am I supposed to think.
So fine yes I had sex with your best friend, and yes I feel bad, but what I am really saying here is that I'm not alone. I think all this negative energy your giving me right now, I don't think it's all about me. I think some of that might be more about you. So yeah you can end the friendship, you can never talk to me again, you can choose her over me, and by the way she may your BFF, but last night she. . .ok bad place to go. Bad place to go I understand. I'm sorry. Look all I'm saying is, all I'm saying, where are you going. Oh come on come back man. Ok It's your turn now go ahead, speak. Come back, I'm sorry.
To Kiss or Not To Kiss , Monologue
So the whole night's led up to this. One single moment of you and I, alone, with only the heavens watching us silently from up above. What should I do? Should I kiss you? I mean, I won't deny it - I've been thinking about it all night, actually long before tonight, but maybe I thought about it too much.
I do that sometimes. I mean, a kiss could be the perfect ending to this perfect evening with you - our lips locked in an embrace that says things lips can only say when they're not speaking. One single kiss, filled with passion to the point where our very souls are overflowing with it. It could be perfect. Or, it could be not so perfect.
Because sometimes I have this bad habit of reading all the signs wrong, and maybe you don't feel the same way I do. Maybe all you wanted to do was show me friendship, and I misread it. I mean, either way, if I kissed you right now, you would never think the same of me again. And, true, maybe it would be for the better, but I don't think I could stand it if it was for the worse. Because I can tell you that there is NOWHERE I would rather be, than right here, with you, right now.
And I'm not saying I would shout your name off of mountaintops, or run a mile over hot coals to get to you. I'm not saying I love you. Because I don't. Not yet, anyway. I'm just saying that for the first time in a long time, I feel happy, and the only reason I can think of for this feeling is you. So you know what? I'm gonna go with it. For the first time, I'm going to trust my instinct, and take a chance on you. I'm going to throw caution to the wind, and hope that maybe, just maybe, this one kiss opens up a door to somewhere I've been wanting to go my whole life.
Yeah, sorry about it had to do a few quick re-right in a few of them. The original is actually a "Bro, I'm sorry I slept with your girlfriend " to guy best friend. Not a "I'm sorry, I slept with your best friend (girl)" between guy and girl best friends. And the "Do I think your beautiful" one originally includes a name.
I blame my sticky/stuck "E" key, word pad, and my laziness in spell checking.
Wait A Minute:
To Kiss or Not To Kiss
Do I Think Your Beautiful
Might as well drop this stuff off while I'm here, cheers from another board. Stay cools bro.
This Isn't A Script
This is me. I’m here. I’m shifting the words that you’re reading, altering them from whatever this person wrote.
I’ve been here for awhile. For as long as you can remember, anyway. Sometimes I say your name as you’re falling asleep, or whisper urgently in your ear. Do you remember the time that I screamed, throwing panic through you and setting your heart racing?
That was fun.
You’re wondering who I am. That’s only natural. Of course, you already know.
I’m you. I’m the real you. I’m the mind that existed here before you stole my body, before you forgot about being a parasite. I’m the child who looked the wrong way, asked the wrong question, saw the wrong thing… but I’m not so little any more.
You may have forgotten me, but I’m still here. I’ve always been here.
I’m going to get out
You crawl into bed at around nine. Funny, that’s a little early for you, but you don’t seem to care. You toss and turn for a few minutes, before you feel it. Somebody’s watching you, you’re sure of it. You scan the room, finding nothing, but you still feel uneasy.
You lay back down, facing the room. You shut your eyes and try to sleep, but you can’t. You still feel the eyes on you, watching you.
You pull the covers over your head, and the feeling fades. You relax and close your eyes, but as soon as they shut, the feeling returns. You’re scared to move the covers, to search for the eyes that you know are watching you.
You’re terrified, but you yank the covers down, and as you do your heart skips a beat. You scan the room, seeing absolutely nothing yet again.
The feeling disappears, and you scold yourself for acting like such a child. You roll over toward the wall and quickly fall into a peaceful sleep.
But let me ask you this: Do you know how many hiding places there are in your room?
I do. Thousands.
The Everyman establishing.
>Who I am:
>The Everyman's Record Vault:
Now taking requests for the following:
>SFW Shenanigans and poetry
>NSFW [F/m] sub
>NSFW [M/f] dom
>NSFW verbal abuse
>anything else on a case-by-case basis
Some pieces that I'm proud of:
>One Thief in the Marine Corps (true story, so many feels):
>Terra (the true story of my first love):
>Galaxie (the true story of my first car):
>Want You Gone - GladOS (Male)
>Baby Got Back - Sir MixAlot
>NSFW - Letter to Mistress (Author unknown)
>NSFW - Shlick Instructions - Public Display
>NSFW - The Longest Road Ahead (Script by Eve):
>NSFW - Boot Camp Blowjob:
An excerpt from an ancient text detailing the many wonders of wizardly ecofriendliness.
Or some BS from my last job today.
It sucks because I suck, but I tried to sing in German.
The Star Spangled Banner.
Why? Because 'Merica! That's why!
If you finish the song early, start chanting "USA, USA, USA!"
I mean, You love your country don't ya soldier?
If you really do this, then I don't know. My head will lick explode.
Oh, you probably missed it... but... some femanon came into /FSA/ saying she really needed to read a Neruda poem because she'd just gone through a breakup... you could HEAR the tears on her face.
I threw some feels out there for her.
Fuck. I just woke up, and I haven't had a chance to go through all your songs.
Umm... shit. Anything Winehouse?
Preferably "Me and Mr Jones."
Also, this conversation should move back over to /FSA/.
Well never really expected this to be taken seriously but yeah.... Sorry if I gave any offense.
As for an actual song choice.... I really have no idea, I am just horrible with songs and music in general.
Some Justin Timberlake, Chris Brown, or something? I have no idea what kind of music people masturbate to nowadays. Good luck bro.
Don't make a request if you don't wanna hear it.
Also... is this Soda? If so, I think your ID changed.
Goddamnit, this is difficult. Singing takes so much concentration that I go soft in the middle of fapping :(
I was gonna do "Sexy Back," for the record.
I'm gonna keep trying though. Maybe it'll work.
Puppy talkin' to pussy is the cutest shit ever oh jesus
we should just make recordings of ourselves
talking to our cats.
Can u pls b my kitty.
Fuck why do I always miss the good gay stuff GEEZ
I couldn't fap while singing the song... so I figured I'd just sing the bridge at the end of a fap already in progress.
The Machine, Monologue
Why won't you just listen to me? Can't we just talk about this? Like we used to? Do you remember back when we would just sit and talk, about whatever popped into our heads, and we never fought or argued? We used to be so happy... Whatever happened?
Something changed- I don't know if it was you, or if it was me, but something's just not the same. It's like we're... not the same. I mean, I love you, and I know you love me, but there's just something missing. It's like we're a secondhand puzzle- we used to be beautiful and fit together perfectly, but over the years some pieces have been worn down, and some just got lost along the way.
Please don't cry, it's not your fault. Or mine. It's just that, sometimes things just don't work out like you think they will. That's life. And you know that, I don't want this to end just like you don't. But I look at you, and I see that you're not happy. That's all I really want- just to see you smile, like you used to. Even if that's not with me.
And who knows? Maybe all we need is a break. A chance to explore life on our own for a while. I just want you to be happy, because that's what you deserve. If I could take away the hurt and all the bad things out of your life, I would in a heartbeat. If only this were a perfect world, maybe things would've turned out differently. I really had hoped you would pick up the phone, but maybe you'll give me a call sometime. I'm going outta town to spend some time with my dad. If you call, I'll answer, and remember, that no matter how bad things may seem, no matter how many wrong turns you take, I will always be just a phone call away. I love you. Goodbye.
I just love how two little words are just making me smile and laugh like an idiot right now.
Honestly...I am just disappointed. It's been months since I've bothered coming to MSA and I see that instead of requests being fulfilled, there is much talking. I even re-recorded "Criminal" for whoever-that-was. I'm drunk, and just wanted to request a song.
I am disappoint, MSA.
There have been more performers than requests lately... and the anon that dumped all those scripts did so in the middle of the night, while most of us were asleep.
I think you've just got bad timing :(
Perhaps you mean more requests than performers? Otherwise there would be no issue... even my drunk self recognizes that.
Okay, then - I'll rescind my request. Apologies, I suppose, for wasting time here.
No, I mean more performers than requests... this leads to alot of rambling conversation and inside jokes, and less faps.
Also, it means that the listeners get overwhelmed by the sheer volume of content and stop requesting.
Dat moaning and kissing! Hnnnng!
I tried channeling Ryan Gosling's character in Blue Valentine for the NY accent. Haha.
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If you haven't received any requests or don't know what to do, do these! All requests are open and standing even if they've been originally requested of specific recorders.
Remember, post your voice and win a prize! The prize being a greater chance of getting requests!
Friendly reminder that you don't need to "Establish ID" if you're not a recorder or script writer.
Good job to everyone in here for an entertaining and productive thread!
Please report to the principal's office to sign a permission slip, your content is valuable and would be a great contribution to the pastebin. Also, your name would be appreciated for the purposes of being credited.
Anyone else wishing to have their content posted to the Masterbin, please report in and sign your permission slips as well.
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So... I heard a song on the radio on my way back from work. Decided to sing it because feels.
I... kinda got choked up the third time through the chorus. Cried a little. You can hear it, for sure... but... here it is.
Honestly, this... this has me feeling a little vulnerable, but... fuck it. Posting it is cathartic.
>Recording for New Boys 2 part 1: Interrupted Vocaroo
warning: so loooong
morning ...............................>lime man
A Great Night of Something, Monologue
Hey! . . . Hey!! Oh my god . . . WILL YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME!
Jesus, I know you're all righteous and shit and don't think you need to even pay attention to me but why don't you humor me here, ok? No no no stay with me don't look away! I want you to look right at me as I say this to you. You're going to pay attention to every word.
First off I bought the weed so I don't know what the problem is. Yes it was a gift, but it was here and you know what? No big deal, I can get more. Second, the fish was old and you never took very good care of him anyway so his days were numbered. And third, the police understood the whole thing and they said it would go on your record as a misdemeanor at the very worst. So yeah, you're a little banged up and yes it will take some time to get the stains out of the couch but it isn't worth it man.
You need to look on the bright side of things more. Look, I'm not saying I fucked up, but if I did . . Hey come on focus here buddy, don't look over there, there's nothing going on over there . . . if I did fuck up, then you have to understand that there were a whole set of circumstances that were stacked against me. No one would have believed she was underage, there was no sign that said animals not allowed, and Ricky can usually hold his shit a lot better than he did. I mean I've seen him do a lot more and end up less fucked up. So in the end maybe it's just a really good story to tell our grandkids.
This isn't a board I visit all to often, but if you need a name just use the name "Dasein"
More often then not I'll probably be working on some other stuff and occasionally pop in and drop some voice stuff recorded in other boards I visit.
A Great Night of Something, Monologue
Oh my.. Did I do that? ;3
I think we all want a little of Gosling's accent lol
Thanks! You'll be 100% credited on the pastebin and whenever your content is posted.
Still debating if I wanna record edging or not.
Now I have to actually go work on some actual stuff, well see you guys eventually.
Later Days, everyone.
I love these man.
Before I go here.
Seduce The Crocodile:
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The Masterbin has been updated!
> Dasein's Scripts
> Midnight Rambler's Sexy Audio Tips
Check 'em out everyone!
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And that's the story of how Purple drowned in pussy and was never heard from again.
are you ready for some scary love, Kitty?
cutest little kissimirri ever oh my god
My god, I'ma so add you it's not even funny
I will add you so hard
it'll knock you out I swear
I too am bored. Seems most of the ladies are at work or out for the weekend.
Psst... Over here >>19798830
Or maybe over here:
when i saw "listenan" i actually thought it was finnish and that blanco was doing something so i spent a good minute or two googling "listenan finnish translation" before i just kinda... "oh..."
s-scary? what do you mean, mamma?
requesting a ramble from anyone, maybe like 10 minutes long if you can manage. i'm still really sleepy, and that kinda thing helps... :s
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INFREQUENTLY DONE CONTENT FROM THE OLD PASTEBIN
Script Ideas (HUGE IMPROV OPPORTUNITY)
You Have a Secret
ScriptFem's "My Pet"
ScriptFem's Assorted Scripts (Short)
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My Little Pet (Script by ScriptFem):
Here u go thread... just for u.
Esper here, just dropping in to say "Made it to Australia in one piece..." And now I'm a bit under the influence... so I can't really request/listen/anything much because brain is not functioning properly... but I just thought I'd put it out there that I've survived the plane rides...
Voodoo here, stressed by studying i want to get this tension out, i'll go look for a request to fulfill. In the meantime, have some links (everything here: http://www.chirbit.com/Voodoo)
1st the non lewd:
Questions for New Boys http://chirb.it/EwvqIB
Spleen IV (french poetry) http://chirb.it/gO3A93
On the Coldest Winter Night http://chirb.it/pM5A4z
Ezekiel 25:17 http://chirb.it/N5MDFJ
Freaky Fred's Poem http://chirb.it/ecxqh0
Poupine et Thierry (fr) http://chirb.it/6LmwOM
And now the sexy ones :
Short french improv http://chirb.it/0bebpC
Sweet kissing http://chirb.it/J9JJ25
Shall we play? http://chirb.it/mvnG04
The (Long) Road Ahead http://chirb.it/A2kHb3 (really really long, the whole script took me 37min)
Sweet teasing http://chirb.it/IHfkwc
100-1 Challenge http://chirb.it/vFP9xE
Stop Right There ! http://chirb.it/mOKDEa
Caresse au Café (strong french accent) http://chirb.it/ekx0td
Based on: http://pastebin.com/4sccXEe0
Are ScriptFem and ScriptsbyFemanon the same person?
Okay well, I updated the tag to attribute it to ScriptsByFemanon
Fuck most doctors.
thought u should know that like many other people in the thread i love oglaf and these are wonderful
>mfw no yangire to pick on me and pick slivers of my bones out of soft blunt instruments
>Q2: Achtung Baby
///LEWD/// questions also 20 frickin' minutes but i'm awake!
all of these trips
Dunno if it's my speakers or what, but I could barely hear the vocals over the piano.
mfw you havn't requested me to do any.
On the road. When I get home I will give you the good stuff. Vampires are cool I guess. Also yeah don't worry about the cleaning stuff I seriously get it all the time. I don't have an assistant so I just sit there and try to make terrible small talk only to awkwardly remember y'all can't respond. I bought a portable xm player with earbuds and offer it to people in hopes they take it and I don't have to force small talk.
Also thanks purple! I appreciate you backing doctors!
I will bbl
do something improv and make it sound like it hurt! ...if you're okay with that <:3c
my sides weren't ready
Yeah, but with that accent... I could listen to you force small talk over the sound of whirring dental tools all damn day.
You'd just have to ignore the tent being pitched nearby, that's all.
after sitting here alone by my self browsing an unmoving thread for 9 hours.. my noisy roommates have returned and thus prevented me from being able to record quality work... so.. here's a thingy i did with aki a while ago. OLD RECORDING INCOMMING!
hopefully thatll do. if not.. tell me EXACTLY what you want and i'll have it as soon as i'm able.
tsk. noisy flatmates are the worst. but those wet, popping noises? they are the other thing. the opposite thing of worst.
>tell me EXACTLY what you want
heck if i can ever tell .-.
but thanks for being such an accommodating sadist anyways!
it's ok love... it just means i have to nurse you back to health.....(so that i can break you again)
if you don't tell me.. then idk if i can give it to you.
that's like saying the letter C has a sssss sound like in Cindy... XD but nah i'm just pickin.. it's rather unique. i like it. and the cockney ish sound kinda works for you... though anyone else sounds like they're gargling fukkin marbles and makes me want to hit them in the throat collapse their trachea and watch them choke on the pieces while simultaneously drowning in their own blood...BUUUUUUUUUT i digress... your accent is teh smex and you should be proud.
Disappeared for a while, back again. Here's my intro thingy again.
Unnff! So good <3
The kind of scary love where I cuddle you a bit too hard until you yelp while I breathe heavily with adoration<3
Public health care dentists man. It's like going to court every time.
>A Sub's Confession, parts 1 & 2
adapting scripts... dunno what i should do sometimes, i'm okay with not adapting it at all but it might be a little weird :s
>idea of my range
kill me and burn my throaty songbox
naw i don't think it'd be too scary if you were dragging your fingers through my curly locks and letting me rest my head on your warm lap, reeling as all the while i sample the faint scent of fabric softener and cigarette smoke. cuddle as hard as you want but if you can do that you've won me ^u^
Anybody here have something really sweet and cute? Anything, like a written script or monologue or something. Nothing sexual, though. I know "I Miss You" is there but I want moar! Anything?
I-I WOULD NEVER-
no wait YES I LIE TO YOU ALL THE TIME
PLS TORTURE ME I NEED TO BE PUNISHED
Aw I'd pet you silly, kitten~
Also well done with the sub scripts, hnngh!
And I was really surprised your voice could go that deep with the sample of your range.
Also, that range.. Yeah, wow, don't do that. I'd like to hang on to what little masculinity I have left, kthx.
Tentin establishing with a recording of
Nightingale's "Orpheus Meets Nightengale" [script from pastebin.com/pMpTk3cg ]
>range, and hiding the power level thereof
and now that you know about it... please, never, *never* mention this again.
tentin, you got talons, son!
P.S. scratchy scratchy
Oh my god pls I want to cuddle up with my two
and watch movies. Good ones. Because Puppy is uncultured as fooook~
TURRET YOU COMPLETE ME
I am looping that in the afterlife oh god
Incase I never get to post these, a bunch of scripts, hitting an odd assortment of fetishes. Some are shit, some are good, some aren't even started. Anyway, if you like them, take 'em.
Fuck, I didn't post the link.
>Gosling eating some dope food
>Gosling eating some
Nope. This thread is now spoon gifs.
>gosling eating some dope food
OH GOD YES I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME
Oh nails. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wt03cS4rkI
That picture's 4 years old, so here's an updated look.
Boring trivia: I recorded most of that a week ago, but I just couldn't get a decent laugh for the end. Today I was joking around with a friend before a LoL game and while experiencing lulz aplenty I jumped into Audacity to finish that.
THIS IS THE SHIT I LIVE FOR
THIS IS LIFE ON THE EDGE
>Spoon gifs, niggu
Yeah niggu, spoon gifs
>Yeah niggu, spoon gifs
See this shit, ladies? This is what happens when you don't make requests. The thread turns into spoon gifs.
Well to be fair, the request post's been made and there's plenty of shit to do. I'm going to go on a fucking killer recording spree once I get this virus taken care of and Chrome stops opening new windows in my face.
I just wanna suck Ryan's dick.
>I just wanna suck Ryan's dick.
I don't, because I'm straight. I just enjoy watching him not eat cereal.
As for the requests post...
Road's pastebin looks pretty scrum-diddly-umptious. Already see 2 or 3 I wanna do.
Thank god, finally, seeing all this cereal-refusal had me really frustrated.
:< My condolences for the self-neutering.
Letter From Master
Sappy Sweet Romach Shit oh god my diabetes
Bruh. Finish those others... <3 Especially that Rave Rape and apocalypse thingy.
You're the Jesus of cereal, eating too much of it to make up for all the cereal the sinful Ryan Gosling has refused.
I can be your first disciple.
'Consensual Mindbreak' was my favorite! <3
So good, Pup, so goooood~
Oh my god that was beautiful!
Does anyone know of a script that will harvest any links put in the thread for later listening, maybe copying the text of the post with it? I could really use one of those as I've now got like almost a week of back listening to do...:/
-Midnight Road Rambler
"Honey, remember that time we were fapping to each other on MSA and listening to Turret eat cereal?"
Guys I'm fucking dying hahaha I love this thread <3
my sides holy ow hahshasd
Still here, still dying
(pic related, this gif truly works for everything)
I'm going to get out of read-only this time, only to say
THIS WAS FUCKING GOLDEN
ATTA TURRET-KUN YOU GO BOY
YOU DA BEST
Haha, I was voice chatting with a guy on skype one time, and he started eating a bowl of cereal, and omggg. That crunching noise is super relaxing and oddly slightly arousing. Hahah, I don't understand it!!
>"Honey, remember that time we were fapping to each other on MSA and listening to Turret eat cereal?"
Omg, I seriously can't stop laughing!
Well, aren't you glad your cereal-eating contributed to this beautiful meeting of perverts? You sexy breakfasting motherfucker.
Neither can I, gurl, neither can I. Still dying, wishing for my last breath hahaha
I'm always here. Listening. Silently. Quietly. Like a ninja. Like a passing wind. Like a stranger in the night.
Taking notes and saving faps. The silent spirit guarding over the MSA.
*silently admiring Turret-kun's rapping and singing from afar with unhealthy glint in her eyes*
Midnight Rambler, checking in.
Home at last!
Audio tricks and improvised licks,
these are tots my game.
Highlight reels would include...
> Carry My Heart (feels central)
> Johnny Cash's Hurt - Vocals only (feels express)
> Venture Bros (relief from feels)
> Sexy collab with Eve (unffff...)
> Bad Grades (so naughty)
> ASMR for Fay (careful ladies...)
> The Gunslinger, Ch. 1 (we audiobookin now)
>gentle & dom
okay, hmm, nice, gOOD
I've been sleeping like a normal human lately... what the fuck is this waking up at 8:30 AM with no alarm shit?
Anyway, I'm gonna be taking requests for about the next two hours... in the mean time... I need to cook breakfast.
Dead thread is dead. Bumping with my breakfast.
I'm finally getting around to mixing down a final version of Carry My Heart by the way. Still not 100% happy with the treatment of the monologue voice, but meh, I think it's like 95% there.
Uploading it now.
BRUH. IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING! THE COMING OF THE LIME!
"In the beginning, there was nothing. Then... there was Lime God, creator of the holy trinity of citrus, Lime, Orange, and Lemon. These three basic citrus flavors have built the ground we walk upon to this day. Lime is representative of all that is good and holy. Orange is representative of all that is neutral, unchanging, and infinite. Lemon is representative of all that is evil and unholy. Watch this summer as the holy Lime bible is acted out by Morgan Freeman as Lime, Robert Downey Jr. as Orange, and Gilbert Gottfried as Lemon."
Cover this beautiful song.
>Tfw he follows Lime God