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That color you get on your tongue from eating too many Sour Patch kids
ive gotten a bit chunky since my last visit haha
ive tried only once, it was bad though ahah not enough lube
I talked to Velma here on Skype a few times before she ever started posting. This was a long time ago (not a contactfag).
Anyway, I remember calling her a cutie pie or the like and she linked me to a video that she just made of her doing a happy dance about it.
Haha, it was super cute!
How tall are you again?
mfw I LOST all muscle mass haha
was just scrolling past, never seen you before (though it seems yr popular here), but it makes me sad to see that you self harm.
I hope you know people are always here to talk in times of crisis or to distract you or to help validate you and I'm proud of you for being alive.
no my toes are normal XD jesus what is seen cannot be unseen now hahah
Im sorry hun , but I really should be going to sleep. I have work at 4am.So Goodnight ya'll and I should be on here more often, I quitted a job.
its my clutter drawer hun
I did three little lines of coke, and now I feel pretty nice and rather awake. I am glad I'm not kill. Probably not gonna sleep tho.
OH BOY I'M THE OP AGAIN
Evil cannot die so easily.
I'm not entirely sure if it's an attention ploy. I honestly do find myself to be ugly. The other day, somebody snapchatted me a picture of myself they took while we were together and when I saw it I cried for a good 30 minutes.
Dying is not the worst thing that can happen
Drugs keep me from dying
He didn't, but he definitely tried to put the moves on me. Kept brushing his hand against my thigh when passing me the bowl, mentioning how coke made him horny, etc. I told him I'm primarily into girls but that didn't really deter him much I suppose.
I think so
Me getting free coke?
I am a pussy and life is too painful for me most of the time. Sometimes I realize that I have an indefinite lifespan ahead of me and I get really scared.
I dig this
Nah. I'm not really that horny, either. I fapped like, 2 hours ago.
All in good time
My penis will finally grow in, and my original futa-alien family will return for me
I'm working on it
There is no filter, I just have a shitty build in webcam. I went searching for my nicer one today, but I couldn't find it :c
These are my favorite shorts, I've had em since I was 15.
Tfw you essentially look the same as you did in middleschool.
Nice quads brah
Don't exactly have 'dat ass' tho
Too big :c
Succubus is the PC term.
Maybe. I'm not quite badass or sadistic enough to be a succubus. I still want qt horns and wings though.
Of course! I always did well on those presidential school flexibility tests
Ow ow ow ow
Like I've said, I don't have much of a butt.. :c
Nah, I'm pretty freakin wired now hahah
Still feels cold for a good 30 seconds after removal
Thanks anons c:
They're not knickers, they're lace trim attached to the shorts c:
It's just not the same </3
Sorry for the slow posting, btw. My sense of time is kinda off right now.
I think my soda works better. I can't find any with my name on them and it's bummin' me out.
I wore them today, and I've worn them however many times over the past 4 or so years.
Such praise! Flattery will get you nowhere, dear anon.
Gotta love that dopamine/norepinephrine/serotonin flooding. It's a pretty horrible drug, though (from how it's most commonly sourced/isolated/trafficked to its effects in the body). How are you feeling now?
Coke is fucking awesome.
I used to split a g with my friend for every episode of GoT or an 8b between me, him and his girlfriend.
I will say that it sure made "The Mountain vs. the Viper" a bit more heartbreaking though since I was so amped up and not expecting what happened.
Just that you said you've worn them since you were 15 and they seem a bit short
Not gonna judge, just was making sure what you were saying. You look great in them. And why lie, you might not have 'dat azz' but you clearly have a very nice booty
And maybe pics might lie but you seem fairly attractive. Might be playing to a different audience with how you present yourself but that said, I don't get it
Obviously that was going on; I was so excited and then it happened and I was staring wide-eyed at the TV and oh god it was so gruesome.
I kinda wish his gf would have given us a hint to just get xannies that night instead. Maybe it would have helped with the trauma...
Can't get any atm
I've been assured this is high quality by a friend of mine, and for my first time it's pretty enjoyable. I may even want to try a bit more next time, though I don't think it's something I want to indulge in often. I was worried my SSRI's would mess with it but I'm pretty sure that mostly affects psychoactives.
I'm feeling really good. Happy and awake, keep getting lost in things.
I was baked af watching that ep, and when THAT THING happened; I was blown away to the point of being sober.
Personally, I like amphetamines, or coke when watching Strike Back; that shit is made for it.
Fuck you GRR Martin, or whatever your name is. You owe me some weed, you fat lazy bearded fucker.
They're longer than most shorts I've seen lately, and they're in pretty good shape. I haven't grown past 5'3 since I was 14.
I dunno if I feel THAT good hahaha. I feel really good, but not necessarily super happy.That sort of thing usually only happens when I'm drunk.
I definitely look inebriated though hahaha. I wonder if my pupils are all huge
My dad walked in when I was watching that scene and he was so horrified. I was just high and I don't think it affected me as much as it should have, but even so - damn.
Comin' right up
Checking on my pupils and I'm not really sure how this compares to the norm..
Yeah it's a blast.
Hah yep, I swear I'm gonna catch up on the books now just to prevent that from happening. If I'm going to be fucked up for the show, I'm going to be prepared with the best drug for the upcoming heartbreak or elation.
Feels kinda nice c:
I always feel like I look kinda cuter with dilated pupils, eh
It's crossed my mind a few times, but I wouldn't unless I had surgery to even em out first.
I dunno, I think if people can live happy fulfilling lives without needing to get high it's a good thing. Moderation and all that. For me sometimes it feels like it's the only thing keeping me from breaking down.
>living happy fulfilling lives without needing to get high
No such thing. People get high off puritanical way of life too.
Me, I love my drugs, but I'd never give grief to those who decide to live otherwise.
I can't get any yogurt right now :c
I do have lotion, but it probably isn't what you're looking for.
I certainly hope you're not working in the same timezone as me!
I'm just very good at being very sad
I dunno what I'm gonna do with all this insomnia ahead of me. I've almost been up for 24 hours already. Feels bored, man.
>I dunno what I'm gonna do with all this insomnia ahead of me.
Psot some more butt gifs
You're most welcome! Where do you work? Don't get caught!
Hi res is tricky because aside from this shitty webcam I only have my phone, but I'll try. I think the sun's rising, but it may be raining, so shitty lighting = lower quality as well.
I am sad for many silly reasons
Pants removed, panties not yet
They're gonna yell at yooooou
They're not naturally super bouncy, sorry
Going down stairs sucks tho
Sorry forknip pigtails guy, the best I can do right now is a teaspoon.
Why the sad?
Close as I can get
Once in a while. I mostly think it's fun and pleasant social interaction.
I may be able to fulfill both requests in a few hours when the household is awake.
No..why so specific?
Didn't know if I could do this at first, heheh.
Please pardon my messy floor.
Fiancee cheated on me 6 months back (obviously we're not together anymore), had to move back in with parents, hate my job, my car needs a bunch of work, my birthday is next month, and my liberal arts degree isn't exactly opening all these new doors for me. Now I'm trying to figure out where to go from here.. feels a bit bleak.
What has you so sad? You seem cheery enough this morning.
Interesting idea..maybe remind me again sometime
HOW COULD YOU FORGET
That does sound like it blows. I'm real sorry, man.
A lot that would be pointless to go into detail with. Right now I've been awake for nearly 24 hours, I've been toking continuously, I've taken 75mg Focalin since 9AMish yesterday morning, and late last night I tried a little coke for the first time. I feel pretty content right now, but that's most likely due to the fact that I'm a bit fucked up.
I feel like I'm doing yoga. I probably am
Another more frontal angle
Eh, it is what it is. It's gotta get better eventually, right?
24 hours, damn, at least you're getting to toke and whatnot, that's not too shabby. My work drug tests but at least I get to booze it when time/money allows. Coke isn't to grand, at least for me but to each their own. Also, I hope whatever it is getting you down at the moment works out or at least lets up.
Have you ever tired shrooms? I've been meaning to try those.
Haven't shaved in a while. I know some of ya'll are into it, but it's starting to get on my nerves.
Also this a little
I don't intend to be. That was the first time I tried it, and the good stuff is too pricey for me to make a habit out of it. Plus I don't want my nose to melt off. Normally I don't like stimulants, but I've been using Adderall and Focalin for the past week or so for stupid teenage pro ana bullshit.
It's not so much as a situational thing as a 'me' thing. Sometimes I feel like utter shit for long periods of time without much explanation. Shit's been going on since I was 6ish so I'm pretty used to it by now.
I work in a fucking law firm and I don't get tested hehehehe.
I did try shrooms, but I don't think I took enough. I took 2g, and I tripped a little for a few hours, but not as intensely as I was expecting. Next time I try them I'd like to up the dose, but I'm guessing my Zoloft would fuck with the trip quality as well
I dig this, but lady boobies only dude
Just feels unkempt. Usually I keep more of it trimmed, at the very least.
I'm not a huge fan of alcohol, but once in a while it's fun.
The sun's out now so I guess I'll stretch a little bit to 'wake up'
Super shitty at posing while high, sorry!
Looks like she's a lot taller and thinner than me as well, so I can't really do the pose justice
>Super shitty at posing while high
Too high for this pose?
Golly, thanks anon!
Unfortunately I can't really provide in that department. My meds have all but turned off the tap. </3
I tried my darndest!
I'm tryin' to grow it out but it's slow.
I don't want it very long, still fairly short.
I can't shake the feeling that long hair isn't 'me,' which is originally why I cut it at its longest this spring.
Frankly, in this pose I look more like an ape than a Spock.
Is there a longest consecutive hours camwhoring record? Hmmm
>Is there a longest consecutive hours camwhoring record?
Posting without breaks? Several camwhores from /boob/ and /sma/
>mfw Kerri waited over 9 hours to post pictures because 4chan went down
I wonder how many hours I've racked up thus far...
Haven't got a chance to slip away yet?
No way. That was at like, 2AM and I only had a little since it was my first time.
To be fair I said "Fuck yes!" in this.
Apparently I've been posting since 9:48 last night, so, uh....going on 12 here.
i mean meeting. The client is fucking annoying with his request, and i am fucking bored with it.
So, i am looking at 4chan, with that huge sticky boner killing me, hoping i wont be jizzing my pants. What should i do?
Whip our your boner and drown him in your cum. Then take all his valuables and take care of the rest properly.
Maybe shaving cream, someday.
Pammie, I have said this before, but I think your face is absolutely beautiful.
Yeah yeah. Gimme a minute and I'll see what I can do. Sans thumb sucking, that's too weird for me.
Your face will bring trouble
I think you are absolutely silly, but I wish I could see more of yours!
there I was just browsing 4chan when I was suddenly hot with a lightning strike instaboner....
how the hell does the universe mange to vomit out a person as attractive as yourself??
The pigtails I could finagle. I found some mini hair elastics. I actually think they're kinda cute..
Still can't get hold of a fork yet :c
If I was top tier the world would be far more ugly
well we just have to happy for small graces
also now you seem to hindered my ability to walk thanks to this honking great big erection you have caused. I blame you fro my lack of productivity caused by this
mfw pammy does all sorts of kinky stupid requests, but thinks that thumb sucking is weird.
>happy for small graces
Fuck off. PAMMIE reigns supreme over all.
Nice try though.
Still here? Take a full body picture like this.
I hope I cost you trillions of dollars worth of distraction.
Yeah yeah, attention whore etc
No offense taken
Nah, I just keep getting really distracted
It's simple Pam. Can I call you Pam?
Pigtails ANON doesn't ask much. Just for pigtails and maybe a forknip. You, unlike some, delivarrr. Both in one pic even! I will defend you to the death from now on and though you may not know it yet, you are myne :)
Another kinda failed attempt..
>Yeah yeah, attention whore etc
i said nothing
you're supposing that
if you put words in my mouth again i'll put a penis in yours
also cmon pammie stop hiding that butthole from us
I have a secret defender now. Cool I guess.
But I don't like my butthole
well I have to clean up all of this mess and such you have had a significant part in causing. thanks for being an awesome poster and I hope to see you frequent these boards again some time.
ciao for now
I have one I posted before but it's pretty ugly
Also I'm probably gonna go do whatever else now. But let it be known that I, Pammie, went 12+ hours
I remember when she said: "I'll back when my exams will be over!"
>mfw still no news of her
Just got off of work ya'll. How is everyone doing,I hope ya'll had a good day!
It was a bit wonky, bitches be slippin in the kitchen and others fighting because on chick got Demoted. So sometimes working in a sea of estrogen is not the best thing
Well I am debating if i should take a bath or not
pizza because I do what I want ha.
Sadly no , I am wearing boyshorts since ive been home
mfw my head looks attached to my booty
Now tell santa what you want for christmas? (anon:YOU LEG SPREAD)
But I like the feeling of the wet spot on them!
too late already submerged
When I gain weight it goes to my legs first. shucks
That sudden sadness when you know you would never become a mermaid
Hey sorry guys this is Velma.My internet went out , and looking at the time I think I am just going to go to bed. I have work at 6 and since shit has been going down,I don't want my guard down just because I was tired. Ok good night y'all see ya tomorrow
Chubby girl alert
Jfc that's hard to get a picture of
Actually just did the inca trail, and have been losing weight recently. It's coming off but it's still there