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Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.

Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, or just look for requests on the thread.

Please remember to tag your post with your name, the request link and/or title and type of work <song, fap, script, etc...

Continued from the last thread:>>20217957

Thread Theme by MizSpecific: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kMKuMafpdb
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< LINKS FOR FSA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW


VOCAROO http://vocaroo.com/

PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/

WE ALSO LOVE: Audacity, Chirbit, Soundgasm and Audioboo!

audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs

FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe

Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B

Masturbating with Schlicky sounds + Spanking
Just good ol' Masturbation with no challenges.

Unexpected masturbation session.
Talking about things that drive her wild during sex. Which then turns her on and she started masturbating.

Wincest - Father/Daughter 'I Made Daddy Hard' (incest, ageplay) pastebin.com/DYB9DfaA
(Azula doesn't have a Loli voice)

Let's Play: Kim Kardashian Hollywood Game

Seductive Thread Bump Request Script

Power Rangers: Sex Force http://pastebin.com/C9JpkrG1

Jurassic Park: The Lust World http://pastebin.com/2ksyZeu6

My stuff can be found here

Azula is open for requests and whatnot.
Azula can you post a picture ?
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Great picture Azula!
Lol of you ?
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<<<<<< NEW TO FSA?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


First time to the thread? Unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
OR masturbate/moan for us? <everyone loves that>
OR you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW

*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

This is an AUDIO thread. We don't do pictures here. Protecting anonymity is very important here.
Okay cool well how about you do the 100-1 challenge
Well, you technically DID fulfill his request heheh
Me? I'm a guy. I don't think you really want that.
>lrn2 link
So sexy. 10/10 would desu the sugoii.
Lol I thought you where Azula
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I don't really do this, I know this is an audio thread but I'll make an exception
This is me, showing a bit of skin.
Don't get too exited, guys, that's all you're getting.

Thanks bbz, I know it's so sugoi kawaii dokidoki.
Unf, dat gradient.

Quit being a creep, man. This is a very particular kind of thread with a certain kind of culture to it. Be respectful and try to fit in with what other people are doing.
Lol I wasn't try to be a creep I just wanted to know who I was fapping to
Idk, I think, personally, having your imagination make up the image of the person whose audio you're fapping to makes it even better.
I mean, you'll get random glimpses into their appearance when they describe certain aspects of themselves but they'll always leave you with very little to go off of.
Just me though
I've gotten intense korra x asami feels after watching last episode of LoK.

Hence, a song.

Coldplay - Fix you

- Ovri

P.S. and I passed that exam, btw.
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>P.S. and I passed that exam, btw.
Please understand why we don't post our pictures.
With the extreme stuff I record, I'd rather not have that trace back to me. FSA Azula and the person behind Azula stay separate.

I love recording and I love you guys, but I love my career and anonymity more.
And really, you guys have been very respectful about that, so thank you guys.

They are gonna fuck.
So hard.
Korrasami is canon.

And congrats!!! Though I don't think your name is Andrew.
Just pretend it isn't there.
It's ok I understand
>I also read the captain scripts, I LOVE THEM!

Thanks for reading them, Azula, and for the feedback :) And for being the wonderful, mysterious, and sexy woman that you are.

Congrats, Ovri :) We knew you were going to be fine.

>Coldplay - Fix You
I just love your voice in this. And everything else, of course. I especially adore the way your notes slowly trail off. There's just something about how they slowly fade off, but they still resonate inside of me. Your songs always do such a strong job of packing a lot of emotion into a few words and notes. I hope now that you've got that exam out of the way that you'll have time for more songs for us. Please?
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Homer establishing ID.

My pastebin summary page: http://pastebin.com/D35sq20X

Note: All of my scripts are at best guidelines for scenarios I'd love to see acted out by some voice artist. I welcome changes by the artists.

Enlistment Bonus
m/f, valkyrie, mythological being
A modern soldier dies in battle, and finds that since he didn’t believe in an afterlife, that left him wide open to being recruited by different teams...

Last Stand
m/f, human/elf, vaguely Lord of the Rings
Trapped by orcs in a cave, an Elven woman throws caution to the wind and decides to enjoy her last hour of life with the human who fought beside her, and for her.

Lost in the Woods
m/f, wincest, bro/sis, fairy-tale, impregnation
A brother and sister awaken in a cage in a witch’s house. With no other options, they grasp at the wildest ideas, and their darkest desires.

A Model Sister
incest, bro/sis, photoshoot, reluctance, virginity, impregnation
A brother acts as bodyguard for his sister on a photoshoot. Neither of them expected he’d be asked to get involved in front of the camera, or how far it would go.

Crime and Punishment
wincest, bro/sis, spanking, impregnation, reluctance, rape-y overtones
A mother orders punishment for her daughter for filming her brother jerking off. The sister has done the crime, but is she willing to do the time… and her brother?
Window into the Scriptorium...
FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b
FSA FUTANARI http://pastebin.com/XfUX3Qh6
FSA COCK-RELATED SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
FSA ROBOTS, GYNOIDS, SIMULANTS & ALIENS http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
DRAMA! (Monologues) http://pastebin.com/U12x7j1L
FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
FSA FEMSUB COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
FSA GIRL-ON-GIRL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/QHtVuJgv
FSA FEMDOM COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
FSA OLD STUFF FOUND http://pastebin.com/sFHk5huh
FSA FEELS GOOD, MAN (NSFW) http://pastebin.com/h0SSYL7z
FSA COLLECTED SCRIPTS & BITS http://pastebin.com/xQQikpuD
FSA CHALLENGES & QUESTIONS http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw
FSA WINCEST http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
FSA SHENANIGANS FILE http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
FSA FUNNY to PSYCHO http://pastebin.com/ywFKWKF3
FSA JOI COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
FSA NON-CONSENSUAL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
FSA DIRTY & ROMANTIC http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
Vul establishing.

Chirbit here:
Short list of some songs I would love to have recorded if anyone is interested in recoding one of them.

Again and Again - The Bird and the Bee
Crimson and Clover
Heart and Soul - T'Pau
Kind an Generous - Natalie Merchant
Don't Wanna Fall in Love - Jane Chylde
Sea Of Love - Honeydrippers
Hootie and the Blowfish - Hold Her hand
Heart - All I wanna do is make love to you
Heart - These Dreams
Seasons Change - Expose
Blue Oyster Cult - Veteran of the Psychic Wars
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Hello, cuties!!!

Mittens parkin

Good Morning improv (new)

Cock worship script

Lollipop Sucking and Masturbating

Masturbating with my vibrator

100-1 Challenge

Distraction challenge

How are y'all today?
> Blue Oyster Cult - Veteran of the Psychic Wars

Oh yes please.
Answering questions from last thread:


~ Moose
> Blue Oyster Cult - Veteran of the Psychic Wars

This is one of my absolute favs. It is my go-to depression song. Unfortunately I hear it a lot.
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Yeah, I shipped them right from the first book.
Indirect kisses through Mako and everything, y'know.
Book 3 literally made me go crazy. SO. FUCKING. CANON.

And ayeee, thanks!
>Just pretend it isn't there.
No, I'll pretend I'm Andrew!

Thanks, Homer :3
I actually have 7 more ahead of me (family law on Saturday), but I don't think I'll be able to stay away from recording. And especially songs. Singing really helps me relax when I need to take a break from all the tension.
Daddy/lg anal stuff
2nd Part
Fuck Me Like a Whore Tonight
Generic Schlicking
Be back and doing more in like 7hrs. Gotta go to work.
Damn I had to instantly jerk off... Awesome
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VK Establishing

My Scripts

My In-Progress (or not) Drafts

Feel free to make a writing request!


"Words" for the 4th Wall Challenge
Line 17
A performer takes issue with the script she's doing and guides it in a more literate direction.

"Bar Pickup"
Former student picks up her teacher
[TS][vanilla][tease] [footplay] [no-sex][dirty talk]
Line 908

Little Muse
[fantasy][doll][9in. tall girlfriend][toy sex]
Line 887 (2 parts)
A doll that has become a writers lucky charm 'awakens' and shows him what she can do besides inspire.

"The Art of Kissing" by VK & Sera
[MF][Rom][Oral][Imagine whatever ethnicity you want in this]
She convinces him to stay in bed with a book about kissing.

"The Teasing Game" By VK & Sera
[D/s] [BD] [Teasing][Romantic][Edging][Series][The Games]
He ties you up and starts kissing and teasing you--but not exactly where you expected it. Just everywhere else!

"Alien Relations"
http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm Line 81
Newly promoted starship captain is introduced to his young alien captive, a girl who is hunted because the females of her species carry with them a scent gland that is a powerful universal aphrodisiac.

"The Beast in You" MF Roleplay, BDSM, Romantic
She wants to awaken his dark side. Will she?

"Temple Girls 11: Vala's Interlude"
http://pastebin.com/bc3M4H3h Line 359
Vala spends a few days serving a man in the town who helped her, starting with some shower voyeurism.

Drunk Cousin wants Creampie(wincest
Line 22

30 Minutes in Heaven with The Babysitter
He's nervous about what will happen at his first boy and girl party, but the babysitter has the answer.
Hey Mittens! : 3

I was wondering if you could do some sweet talking, it can be either nsfw or sfw, just something to make me feel warm and fuzzy. I would really appreciate it if you could. ^_^
Vul having a little short sqeeing session over toads and frogs.

Are you gonna kiss him and see if he is indeed a handsome prince? I dare you!
I look forward to more recordings from you, Ovri. Especially songs, if they help you relax, because they help me relax too. Other recordings are also more than welcome, of course. But make sure your exams get first priority. I can wait for your next recordings for a few more days if that's what you need, even though a few days will seem like an eternity.
Can someone make a post compiling all the 100-1 challenges ? Only could find 2 so far, where can I find more ?
search for 100-1's

I use to do that when there were archives, but there aren't so I can't. This is honestly your best bet.
azula, i love your fapping audios. i love listening to you moan. <3
thanks, there is quite a bunch
are you gonna have any new masturbation audios up anytime soon?
holy shit that was hot. what a sexy sexy voice you have.
Great recording, but I believe you posted the same link here for both these things.
Borrowing an idea from myself for an AIF gave I had an idea about. The script is meant to seem vaguely hentaish, like a game or movie, with possessed schoolgirls at an exclusive school, and the mysterious boy that comes to save them.

And the picture's sources is pretty obvious, but I liked it for attaching it to this post.

The Transfer
m/f, supernatural, schoolgirl, demonic possession, oral, virginity, light bondage,
A new male transfer student to an exclusive, formally all-girl’s school finds that some of the female students are not what they seem. That’s okay. Neither is he.

Giving feedback is awesome, so thank you very much for that. :) There needs to be more of that. You might want to consider combining your posts though. It would make them easier to read, and slow down our advance to the max post limit. One post generally works better than three short ones in quick succession, just as I am combining a script posting with this message and the next one.

I've always loved that song, so hopefully someone will feel like tackling it at some point.
sorry, brain's got the day off today. srsly though, you make me rock solid.
I'm flattered, but I'm not Azula. I'm just a huge fan of hers and many of the other women here. Azula has the same effect on me, too. She bends me to her will with her voice, and leaves me all fired up.

That was so incredibly adorable, Vul. I never wished I was a frog more so than I do right now.

I agree fully. Given my focus on scripts, I like it when the recorder is a mystery to me, because that lets my brain accept them in a variety of different roles more. And other than curiousity, there's no reason I need to know specific information about them. I'd much rather the performers here remain as anonymous as possible. It's what makes places like FSA work.
Smutomancer establishing.

Here's a paste with links to, and descriptions of, my scripts:

I'm mostly a short story guy, so feel free to check those out too, but I've been enjoying occasionally writing for these threads.
You ladies are awesome.
Blackmail videos are a rare delicacy online, and I feel like scripts take something out of the experience - the teasing, the element of surprise, those are cruelly absent from scripted recordings. Here's the kind of interactive JOI scenario I'd love to hear recorded :

First you'd tease us about how it would feel to surrender all control, be completely dominated and have no way to pussy out, even online.
Then you'd make us fap thinking about it, teasing, building up pressure to make us let our guard down, because men are stupid when they're horny.
Then you'd make us open our mailbox, enter a junk email of yours, make us write our real name, the contact of someone we care about, all the while saying how it's not dangerous unless we send it, and that you know we want it to happen anyway.
Then you'd make us put in an incriminating picture, or make us take one with your name and a timestamp and/or anything incriminating you'd want.
Then you'd tease us some more, make us hover the mouse over the send button, and near the end of the cum countdown, when we're most vulnerable, make us send it.
Then it's your call, letting us cum or not, making fun of us for being so easy to trap...

Extra points if you can make it sound like it is serious and you'll carry on with the blackmail.
Infinite points if you actually do.
sorry, i keep forgetting that whole ID thing. =P
Do yourself a favor and open up the settings at the bottom right of the page. You can choose to have each individual ID made a different color.
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Has anyone heard from D-Kun? Haven't seen a post from him in several threads now.

And also, as always, eagerly awaiting the return of the beloved BunnyChan.
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In British Empire course.
New Girl Questions
Really cute and nice voice :)

Do you still have that old recordings to put here?
No, I didn't keep anything from back in the day. Heck, I didn't even keep the links from yesterday.
I'll have the prior thread's links up in a day or so.

Did you have a thread name back in the day? There are some long memories around.
Nah man, let's leave that stuff in the dust.
>Nah man, let's leave that stuff in the dust.
Fair enough. Play on playa!
I really liked this. Cute, and thanks!

Welcome (back) aboard! Look forward to hearing your kinks played out for all to enjoy! Here is the Femsub collection if you'd like to see if anything catches you eye.
I finally assigned myself an avatar on Chirbit, just for the anon who calls me Vulbasaur. :3
A Sub's Confession 1 & 2:
Well, this happened.

Fuck that 100-1 challenge
So good, I got hard for you. Love your voice, would be nice if you could improve your audio quality, so we can hear your pussy sounds better :)
Honeybun claiming ID

who wants to hear me rant about soraka rework?
Honeybun.I just bought one.
The winter model:
Iced Honeybun
though the altered model was there
Glazed Honeybun
IDkwtf Soraka is
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Arioso estabilishing, repostin' from 404'd thread.

"Hmm! I may be trying something overtly ambitious here, but I'd like to give a shot at doing a Dual Audio script! This sort of thing has been done before, of course, but they take a little more effort to organize...and they read more like a traditional script (i.e. one you'd see for a play or show) than solo scripts do. So here I go.

>Title: Ballroom Princess (F/F) (features light teasing/mindgames, kissing, spanking, oral)
>Description: Monica, a girl seemingly content with being ordinary, is enchanted by the mysteriously devious Elle at a ball. She fills Monica with feelings of utter sensuality...unlocking her sexual potential, and ultimately seducing her.

Yeah! So there's the script. Editing will be mostly done by me. Though I'm willing to take offers if anyone's interested.
The hardest part is getting actresses onboard, I think. It certainly does feel like a lot to ask for. 'Cause with a single-girl script, the only thing that matters is delivery - with two, more variables such as chemistry come into play. Any girls with experience working with other performers around? Any performers in general interested?"
I've done a couple of collabs and the most important thing is to keep in touch and review each others work.

I'm totally down for the role of Elle.
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id be down with playing the domme

2much rum
2 much grief
trip to 7-11
Hihi, looking for the wonderful actress who made this: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pray5Xeeyg

I was wondering if they had the unedited audio, as it is fantastic ^^
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No one knows. No one cares. Go away or make a request.

I respectfully request this
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I don't do improv, especially for "videos".

if you want a controlling domme, then ask for someone to control your life. I'm a financial blackmailer because Benny's the only one who's ever gonna tame me.
We explained the situation in the previous thread.
I think its better if you just request it. I'd be down for trying something new, not known for my Loli and I hate feet, but eh.

This.. sounds like something I would be into. Gonna record it today.
I also remember Angel did something like this, it was golden. If anyone could link that, that would be awesome. That was my inspiration for a lot of my domme stuff.
my least favorite unique monster in DCSS
Thank you for letting me know, I wasn't able to see the previous thread for some reason :(
THank you for your kindness and the advice!
In that case, I would love to request this: http://pastebin.com/4RDEnBGD

It is am ageplay, incest, foot related script, if anyone is interested ^^
Her name is cassiopeioa, shes a league of legends champion.

one of my favorites <3
Lamia is also a mythical naga, and I think there's heroes based on her in lots of video games
in DCSS she's the most god damn annoying thing ever
>There are some long memories around.
>Nah man, let's leave that stuff in the dust.

Just don't be too surprised if someone recognizes you and goes "oh shit, hey oldusername." Some of us go waaay back.

Anyway, welcome back!
I've been sorting and backing up my scripts and audios. I have a ton more new scripts I'll be posting soon buut right now here are my top 5 most recorded scripts.

Script - Teacher/Student - "Teach me..."

Script - Teacher/Student - "Teach me..." (longer, ageplay version)

Wincest - Bro/Sis - Foot Fetish

Wincest - Daddy/Daughter/Dog - Made to Fuck the Dog (beast)

Script - Face Fucking

Script - Torture Me (bdsm, anal)


>Big Scripts Archive (150+ scripts) here;

If anyone is up for a bit of singing, I've been on a Queen kick recently and would love to hear you ladies' take on their material.
Songs like Killer Queen, Seven Seas of Rhye, Don't Stop Me Now, Fat Bottomed Girls and, well, anything on their best of albums are always appreciated.

But, if you're up for Hard Mode, try one of their lesser known songs.
White Queen (As it Began)
March of the Black Queen
>quite long, just warnin' ya
The Fairy Feller's Master Stroke
Keep Yourself Alive
Brighton Rock
Flick of the Wrist
Death on Two Legs
Teo Torriate (Let Us Cling Together)
>has a Japanese chorus!
All Dead
Sail Away Sweet Sister (To the Sisters I Never Had)
and other such gems

Any takes?
Donde esta Mittens?
She did, and it was indeed awesome. Many faps were had. It actually was her recent reappearance than prompted me to post that request again - the rush of such a dangerous fantasy is unforgettable.
The whole series is on her chirbit : http://chirb.it/aMp6Ha
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Sorry. I've been MIA thanks to a new job. Been sleeping more and exhausted overall. I had a lot of fun with those recordings. I have thought about making new ones of that sort but haven't figured out how to without it being pretty much an exact copy. Anyway, if anyone has happened to not have heard it:

Black mail part 1.
I did this last night:

Criminal by Fiona Apple

Any critiques or requests are very welcome!
Holy cow Azula! I don't think there has ever been as much concentrated genius in one place since the Manhattan Project. You worked your phat ass off on this one. Infinite thanks!
Saving myself for White Cock
(Virgin non-white girl confesses why she's a virgin, maybe this is based on a true person. Maybe that was me, you don't know that)

Dressed up for Daddy
(Princess dresses up exactly like daddy likes. Tiny skirt, heels, stockings, pigtails and lipstick
Dd-lg, spanking, Blowjob)

Submit yourself to Azula
(Improv based on >>20243752
Blackmail, Degrading, send your stuff to nympho-chan.tumblr.com/submit
You already know what's coming, so please don't make me wait. Get a camera ready, I am very impatient)

Cheating Whore Wife Improv
(Cheating wife confesses her sins to her husband.
Cheating, Small Penis Humiliationish)

My Best Friend Jessica (Footplay, Ageplay, Incest, Loli, Lesbianish http://pastebin.com/4RDEnBGD) >>20245332

Singing Don't Stop Me Now by Queen >>20245472

I'm trying out new stuff today. Last time Azula tried new stuff (Raceplay and SPH), it went very well. I can't do Loli/Ageplay that well cause my voice is a little too alto for it, but eh, imagination I guess? Also, I absolutely HATE feet, but I am willing to try out feet scripts.

So good ;w; Angel and Ko are my inspirations.

Boredom during your off day does that to you. FSA is my stress reliever, mayn.
Had to delete my post cause I put the wrong links.
That was so amazing, great job
Very well done. Keep 'em comin' lady.
>Singing Don't Stop Me Now by Queen

That was a lot of fun, Azula, largely because you had so much fun with it. I loved it when you had to take the break to take a drink. The "la's" at the end were also great, and the "yay" at the end just put an even bigger smile on my face.
One of my favorite songs by Queen! Love it. I would say to slow down a little bit so you can catch your breath a little bit more :D
Thank you! Any requests? I have no idea what else to sing O.O I have Red Hot Chili Peppers stuck in my head.
Hmmm... well, there was a list posted above with some requests. Not sure if those are of any particular interest to you: >>20241680
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>some old nostalgia, this was written for the /b/ threads, before soc even was a thing

9/11 - Rape


<in generic cellphone guy voice> "Message received at 8:46am, September 11th"

(scared, sobbing) "H-honey?
I don't know when you'll get this...but I'm so scared. (choking back tears) Some arabs have taken over...the plane, and (pause, in a whisper) they have knives."

"I just want you to know that I love you and-" (rustling, violent movement) "no..wait, stop it! DON'T TAKE OFF MY PANTS...DON'T STRIP ME...PLEAAASEE...WAIT! (pause) Turn it off, please turn it off...don't make him listen to thi-AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE (loud scream)"

"Oh god, it hurts so much...my ass, oh god its bleeding, I'm bleeding, STOP IT...please! (begging, crying hysterically by now) Stop raping me!"

(loud thrusting, and crying, and whimpers)

"What did I do to...(gasping, wincing in pain) to deserve this? Yes...just finish in me, hurry and finish so the pain will stop. (crying again) A-a-are you done? Oh thank god...thank you, thank you." (pause)

"Honey, I just want to say that...(holding back tears) I love you, and tell the baby that Mommy loves her and...NO, NOT YOU TOO! Please don't! DON'T! God...you arn't even one of the arabs! Please...don't rape me too! (crying) It hurts!!"

"Wait...are you done already? (pause) why are we flying into the city? Oh god it looks like we're going to hit-"

<cellphone static>
I don't know many of those, and I can't sing any of the Heart ones because if I belt, I'll wake up half the house. I assume that "Hold Her Hand" is Hold My Hand by Hootie and the Blowfish, so I tried my best at that one. I don't think it turned out well, though. Darius Rucker's voice is hard to match.
I was the guy who requested it, and it was the Hootie and the Blowfish one I wanted. Despite what you said, you did capture a good part of his style while still putting your stamp upon it. I really enjoyed this one :) thanks for taking the time to sing it.
I'm going to bed now. Here's some Under the Bridge for you.
Thank you! I tried to do it with a karaoke thing on youtube and it was a train wreck, haha. I'm glad you enjoyed it! I'm going to bed now, but I'll be back on tomorrow night if you have any other requests :)

im out

fuck it

im done with FSA

What in the actual fuck?

Some of you try too hard to be edgy, it's almost comical.

Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.
Hey Ollie, I know you were gone for a while, but we established this new thing that the thread has argued about for a short while.

Keep extreme scripts and long scripts in pastebins. Not everyone, performers and lurkers alike, wants to see very extreme scripts. That would be great if we all did that. Just trying to keep drama at a minimum here. We've had so much drama lately.

It would be advisable if you, y'know, take that down perhaps?
Could things like this be put into a pastebin instead of posted out in the open? A lot of people find this stuff upsetting if they just stumble upon it in the open. Behind links is fine, but out in the open, this stuff literally scares performers away. It has just scared one performer away now.

I guarantee you that was done on purpose.
To evoke those very reactions.

When that whole petty loli drama bullshit was going on, he joked about wanting to write toddlercon scripts and post it in the thread to further piss people off (for what reason, idk).
>Error: You cannot delete a post this old.

Yea no luck there (was gonna delete and just put up the pastebin link). I posted it since it was ultra-short.

Plus really now...I've posted this once in a while for years. This is the first time it's had that much complaint. Has FSA really softened that much? A little complaint is expected but you guys do realize this still is fucking 4chan right?


I wasn't joking about writing it...

Wincest - Dada, No Want (toddlercon, ageplay, rape)
>notice it's behind a pastebin url

And yea, I used to post some of my more extreme ones whenever the thread became more 'female singing and ranting about life audio' than 'female sexy audio.' Thankfully I don't have time for that these days.
if something was the opposite of your fetish or nauseated you, would you want to see it every time you scrolled through a thread you make active contributions to?

You're so edgi, wow.
>if something was the opposite of your fetish or nauseated you, would you want to see it every time you scrolled through a thread you make active contributions to?

I do know exactly how you feel, and I don't complain about it since it's usually a good thing but really now...these are just in the bottom 1/4th of the thread right now.

>Has FSA really softened that much?
No, we've always been fucked and questioned morals.

But when it has caused so much drama, then maybe a compromise would be suitable? Unless you enjoy said drama and having our veteran girls leave. A lot of them have left cause of the drama we have here. Almost everything is recycled now with a few exceptions. With such a shortage of content, do we need a shortage of performers?

FSA and MSA has a totally detached from the rest of /soc/ and 4chan. We're a melting pot of so many different things, in a way, we're more fucked up. But we go here for audio, not drama. I would go to /cgl/ if I want drama.

I get that you're trying to provoke people with that post, some might think it's funny. Who knows, only a couple of us have complained, maybe everyone else finds it funny. It doesn't upset me, but it's starting something unwanted. Everyone else has been posting their extreme stuff on pastebins, why should you be the exception?

My captcha is: 123456. Pretty much won the lottery.

You did read the part that I couldn't delete it and said I intended to, right?
But if you're bothering a performer, shouldnt you slow your fuckin roll?

Especially because I do shit that others don't. If you want something done, make a fuckin' request, don't just post your edgelord spergmaster bullshit in the thread, shitting it up for the people who are actually wanted here.

i do music, other languages, and rants when I haven't gotten a request. If you want this kinda shit done, go to /b/. If they won't do it either, fucking deal with the fact your manchild brain can't seem to comprehend. No one wants you here, Ollie.
The fact you fucked up so bad, repeatedly, as you mentioned

in the first place is what pisses us off so much. Do you really need us to hold your /b/tard hand and show babby how to respect the rules of the thread by posting AT LENGTH in every OP what's considered socially acceptable?



And really now, I haven't insulted you. And honestly wasn't even complaining about the singing (fsa does go through its phases), just saying I know how you felt.

You're the one trying to make this into some big argument.

>don't just post your edgelord spergmaster bullshit in the thread
>shitting it up for the people who are actually wanted
>fucking deal with the fact your manchild brain can't seem to comprehend
>No one wants you here, Ollie.

That all seems a bit much. Especially after I already made clear that I realized I should've posted it it as a link.
>i should have posted it as a link
>i've posted this numerous times in the thread before
>im a shitlord who can't keep my story straight and now Honeybun is ripping my head off i don't want to be held accountable for being a choadstain ubuu buu buu

See that unicorn faggot i just posted? he's ten million times the man you are.
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>Has FSA really softened that much?
You do realize it's 2014, it's /soc/, and it might as well be that quite a large share of /soc/ crowd has never even visited /b/ or wants nothing to do with it?
What goes in /b/, should stay in /b/.

>this still is fucking 4chan right?
Top lel.
I think your internal clock is behind for a few years.
That 4chan doesn't exist anymore.
It's time to let go.
It's time to graduate from /b/.
He's stuck behind the times with his
>i bet you don't even know what kek is from
and his newfangled
>tits or gtfo

Ya, I posted it before we switched to the 'extreme stuff is in pastebins' thing that I clearly just learned about. It's a small script, I've usually posted small scripts by themselves instead of pastebins.
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>common damn sense and respect for the girls who are providing a service for free is too hard for my tiny brain to understand, please spare me

thats right you filthy fucking cunt, grovel.
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I did, and really that isn't the wrong. It's unfortunate that you can't delete it anymore, but oh well. What's done has been done. Some person might even do that script, who knows? That would be cool, I guess.
But I am addressing this part:
>Plus really now...I've posted this once in a while for years. This is the first time it's had that much complaint. Has FSA really softened that much? A little complaint is expected but you guys do realize this still is fucking 4chan right?

The wrong here isn't that it was ever posted or you can delete it. You've been here longer than a lot of us have, so you know the kind of drama that brews up here. You knew that was gonna provoke people and we've had problems with extreme scripts being just out for everyone to scroll through. You've been deliberately provoking people and it has been causing drama. That's what is fucked. Don't shit where you eat.

>edgelord spergmaster
I was trying to be all cold and serious.
>You've been deliberately provoking people and it has been causing drama.

I wasn't intending on deliberately provoking anyone. I intended to post a morbid script that would get a mix of 'wtf' type comments and maybe a humorous recording of it. That's how it's always been in the past. This time clearly was different and I recognized it nearly immediately but there isn't much I can do about that now.

Apologies to those who were seriously offended by the script.
This turned into a shit stained chode fest really quickly.


I was kinda fucking there for that.

Smelled the bodies burning in the rubble for months. Lost friends. Lived the moment and the mournful aftermath. Noticed the people missing from my daily commute on the A train.

Fuck you dude. That's some bullshit. I don't give a shit about trigger warnings for content that has actual meaning or value, but what the fuck is this even? Poorly written shit, that's what. I don't care what you think about 9/11; where the fault lies; what should've been done; whatever. The least you should do is not be a fucking nimrod about the people who died that had FUCK ALL to do with anything, be it the history behind it, the attack itself, or the response afterward.

You are a good example of
the kind of people I despise in this world: fucking stupid and heartless.
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Did I hear someone say something about how annoying all that singing and touchy-feely stuff is? Because that is totally the only thing I'm good at. :D

So, hatter checking in!

Have some of this!
(Baby Got Back, valley girl -ish spoken word version)

And this!

And this, too!
(Someone's Waiting For You from The Rescuers)

One last thing - for Ollie
Or, well, anyone who wants to listen to it, but it's aimed to Ollie.
This is what life is about, guys. Hail based hatter!
You are not an honorary member of the Butt Club and Twerk Team for doing that.

Okay, I'm not old, I am one of those youngins.
But seriously, wtf is Chode?
Not even Urbandictionary can give me a clear answer!
Chode is a dick that is reeeeally thick and fat, but short.
A dick that is thicker than it is long iirc

>Because that is totally the only thing I'm good at
And you're really good at it, so moar please
> Shitty/frustrating day
> Someone's waiting for you
Hatter this was gorgeous. I've loved this song since I was a kid and I can't believe someone on FSA did it and just...yeah, the feels. Thanks, it was like a sound-hug.
Let's Play: Kim Kardashian Hollywood pt.2! Feat. Production Music from Ren & Stimpy
Teddy meets a bitch, a corporate swine, is an accomplice to cheating and is a total liar. She also runs into her black boss with attitude.

I don't think anyone listens to this, this is really just for me to fuck with.

Some may argue that it's a taint.
But knowing this new word is life changing!

Thanks, Home-skillet, Homeboy, Homie, Homeslice!
This is my shower jam and go-to Karaoke song, I had to sell it, even if that means I choke.

Yeah, I really should have, shouldn't I? But I was so hyped up.

Wow, thank you! I didn't expect it would deserve an "amazing" and a "great job". Loli and Feet? Not my thing, but yay!
Seductive Thread Bump Request Script:

[inviting chuckle] I knew you'd come. Oh yes, I knew you couldn't resist. You just had to come back to me, knowing I was all alone and just waiting for you. And that's why you're so special to me, you'd never let me fall. Oh no, never let me go through all ten pages and fall of the board. Because we have something special. You know what to do to keep me hot and active. You know what I need. You know how to, oh, but I can't say. Please don't make me. I'm blushing just thinking about it. The thought of you taking your fingers and delicately drawing them across the, yyyeeessss, like that. Oh, you know exactly what you're doing. Tell me what I need to hear, please. I'm begging you. Take those fingers and just do it, do it fast. Do it often, again and again.
Type those four little letters that and just give it to me.
Oh, I can feeeeel it. You're burning through that captcha like it's not even there. And you're doing it for me?
You're so... naughty.

And is that? Oh no, you shouldn't have. I can't believe you would actually, oh it's purrrfect [do a 60s-esque catwoman purr-pun here]. A cute animal gif is just what I need to-
ah, it's coming,
It's sending!
It's almost here, it's almost-
Yes, bump me! Do it, give me that bump! Give me all the bumps! Bump me hard and fast and often and blow your bumps all over my face!
[labored breathing]
[tired, yet happy, laugh] I needed that. Thank you, sweety. [kissing sound]

But a girl needs time to recover, you know? Just let me rest for six pages or so...
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>Don't Stop Me Now
You chose my favorite one, awesome!
That was fucken' great, thank you.
Something Sweet

Oh, look. It’s a petting zoo! Is that the first stop on our date? It is? You’re such a wonderful guy. Come on! Hold onto my hand and follow me.

Awww… how cute! It looks like this bunny and this kitty had kitty-babies, and they’re so cute! I wish I was a kitty and you were a bunny so we could make our own… look at them hopping around on top of each other, and trying to bite each other’s cotton-tails… they’re adorable!

Really? Pick one? Oh my God! This one, the one that just hopped into my lap. I’m going to call her Fluffwiggle! Now give her a kiss! <pause> Aww… she wuvs you! Hmm… let me see if your lips taste like bunny-kittens…

<kiss> Mmm… maybe a little. But I think I will need to take a larger sample size. Although you taste a little like…

...grandma’s cooking? Where did that table come from? Did you cook all of this for me? This is my absolute favorite food! And it comes with papers certifying that it’s organic vegan free-trade non-allergenic and all natural. Look! Fluffwiggle wuvs it too, don’t you?

<pause> Wow… that was the best dinner ever. And you even performed CPR on that poor orphan that walked by, saving their life before finding out that their parents were still alive. This has been the best date ever…

And just because we’re at my front door doesn’t mean it has to end. I think we should go inside.

Except you, Fluffwiggle. You stay out here in this pen. Things are going to happen in there that might shock you...
And here we just went over putting extreme content behind pastebin links. There's always a rebel in the crowd it seems.

Just kiddin' Homero.
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Hell Girl summoned.
I had the worst day of my life yesterday, bar none. I am at rock bottom. I would pull the string.

If any of you could record some well-wishes for me, it would make getting through this a lot less painful.

And just so you know, I love you guys. I've been so happy since I joined these threads. Much hugs.
I am so sorry to hear that HG. I guess there isn't too much I can say other than that if you are at rock bottom, there is no place to go but up from here. It may take some time, but things will get better. Life is always dynamic, so don't think it will stay this way for you.

If you want to vent to let off some steam, please feel free to do so. We're here to listen and help if we can. Take care of yourself little lady.
Free Speech means something BUMP
>>20247828 This is a very silly recording for you. Audio kinda sucks, and its loud-- but hopefully A+ for effort
<3 RG
This is disgusting. I came here to de stress.
Fuck this place.
...and you know it would help if I posted the link, huh?
It blows my mind that people on 4chan are having Tumblr esque reactions to an mspaint and some words. Get over it.
Well it blows MY mind that you were able to find a brush broad enough to paint everyone on this site your own personal color.

>Tumblr-esque reactions

Yeah... no. It was posted to troll. He wanted everyone to get mad. No one is going to post a shoddily-written 9/11 "script" on 9/11 for anything other than to provoke people.

I mean, we're giving him what he wanted, but still.

>Terrible writing
>Ridiculous plot idea
>Provocative for the sake of being provocative (i.e. no value whatsoever)
>Bad vocabulary/grammar (protip: "arn't" isn't a word. You're looking for "aren't.")
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4chan isn't /b/, /pol/ or /r9k/
Legion culture is not 4chan culture. We're not all immature asswhipes. We have separate boards for a reason.

Please get your head out of your ass, it's not a hat.
You are no worse than the Fox News anchors that think that all of 4chan are blackhats.

You know what, that isn't fun. I'm sorry you had a bad day.
But if you want a good time, hit me up ;D We can talk about anything you want. If you wanna talk about Animu, we'll talk about Animu. If you wanna vent, get anything out of your system, I'm here. My contact is at the end of the recording.

What blows my mind is that men on a thread that is so responsible for it's survival and prosperity upon women ends up caring so little if they drive them away or make them uncomfortable, or that they just care so little about other people in general. Is it too much as ask that people just not actively be dicks to each other? That, in this case, they actually write something that by their own admissions is basically for the lulz and not for any sexual purpose, post it out in the open, etc,

This thread is getting shorter and shorter on performers. Many have been uncomfortable with stuff like this for some time, Quite a few of them, actually. Some just disappear quietly. Others hang around, but less. The one advantage that FSA has over the alternative is the sense of community. Not surprisingly, more and more familiar names are being seen at that other location. There's less community, but people are better behaved.

FSA needs to change it's culture where stuff like this isn't tolerated, and that people standing up against it are not somehow seen as the problem instead of the solution. FSA continues to try to have a men's locker room mentality, while trying to attract women to hang around it, which isn't going to be maintainable. Women have to feel comfortable being here, from when they first curiously scan over the thread, to when they start posting their own content. Without women, and without community, FSA is just /b/. And today we saw that. And /b/ sucks.
I wanna know how many friend invites you get from this.
>this bunny and this kitty
So adorable. :3
Now imagine a kitty with rabbit ears and a cotoon tail. Maybe with a rabbits hind legs. But the personality of kittens...

Sorry it took me so long to respond, Hell-Girl I just woke up. Or rather, got out of bed. Waking up hopefully comes later.

A lot of people are going through some very rough times right now. That isn't meant to diminish what you're going through, but it does mean there are any number of other people who share similar pain to you. Take advantage of the person on here who offered to talk to you. If you want to email me, my contact info is in my pastebin near the top.


I work tonight, but if you want to vent or be reassured, or just talk, I would be honored to be there for you, as much as my duties there will allow me. It pains me personally to know that other people here are suffering themselves.
I completely agree with all your points but this week is somewhat of weird anomaly.

This week a lot of performers are traveling. Pip is on vacation or something, eve is moving and cola is moving too.
That improv was nothing short of amazing, Azula. Thank you deeply.
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Hey kittens
I wouldn't actually have said this week was any slower so far than others. But that's more a reflection of less activity overall. People like Eve drive up our numbers a lot with her recordings.

But the trend is for some of the older people to suddenly fade away. And I know there are multiple people that are just getting fed up or threatened by the way things have been lately, and are either gone or probably leaving. At the same time, our efforts to bring in new people aren't likely to work too well when we have posts like that out there. We need to make a friendlier environment here if we want to retain many of our older performers, and attract new ones. If we're not willing to do that, the performers can just go to GWA, which is moderated, gets much more traffic, and people feedback much more readily. As I said, community is our main advantage here, and we're losing it.
tis Mittens??
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Yes! Sorry I've been in an out so much the past few days! I was crazy tired and I've been working a lot. I just woke up from a cat nap :3
Who dis be?
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#231. 102 Links 19 Performers


Pomme does some super-shorts

Mittens does "I'm your sweet talker now"

Azula does Homer's "Power Rangers: Sex Force"

Azula does Homer's "Jurassic Park: The Lust World"

Honeybun doing Futanari Teacher caption

Azula and Honeybun Find A Cute Slaveboy [FUTA]:

Romio is your yandere girlfriend! :"D

Eve does Intended Rape (line 6)

Eve does Creepy (line 18)

Eve does Dominant (Fe)male (line 21)

Eve does Arrogant Bitch (line 33)

Eve does Violent (line 39)
>futa on girl?

Eve does Lovey Dovey (line 48) with a lot of improv
>Not girl on girl

Anon does the BUMP script

Azula does the BUMP script

Anon does "Collar" by CoverMeInPearls

SS doing "My Best Friend Jessica [part 1]"

Eve does Desire (line 90)

Eve does Teasing Wrists (line 147)
>shenanigans?, fuck all the fsa writers, lol, jk, I love you
Eve does Cheerleader (line 54)

Eve does Directions (line 69)

Eve does Desperate (line 117)

Eve does Shy (line 132)

Eve does Kiss (line 152)

Moonshine does "Fuck Me Like a Whore Tonight"


Stellar does "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie"

RG does a shenanigan

Stellar does "Fox in Socks"

Stellar does "Time for Bed"

Stellar does "Goodnight Moon"

Stellar does "The Little Snow Bear"

Stellar does "Ship of Dreams"
Part One: http://chirb.it/Nb00Df
Part Two: http://chirb.it/gm7yE3
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I got just what you want, anon
Here is part one, the one in your message.

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Repost of one of Azula's Best: {Azula, Master Ninja Fapper, brings her bluetooth microphone to a cafe and puts it under her skirt and schlicks away. Schlicky sounds ahead}

Azula did the thing talking about things
talking about things

Honeybun RP of Femdom Fap, Cum Inside

Mittens has a shower Head adventure :3

Ovri does 7 minutes of shlicking furiously

Moonshine pleases herself (w/ talking)

Stellar does a quick shlick, no dirty talk, no edging, just heavy breathing and moaning

Moonshine masturbates to Stellar's recroding above (A little fapception)

Ovri does a less talking, more moaning shlick

Azula talks about things that drive her wild during sex. Which then turns her on and she started masturbating.

Moonshine does a short shlick

Azula does Masturbation + Schlicky sounds + Spanking
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The chart is quite encouraging!

Azula talking drunk.

Azula Talking about chips and doing the box

Turtle rambles

Hell Girl...Performs

Fay talks about sexy dental terms

Hell Girl doing Hit Girl - Intro Narrative w/ Florence and the Machines "Kiss With a Fist"

Hell Girl rambles about comics

Moonshine does Questions for New Girl

Siren gives us an update

Azula reacts to her latest ban

Azula does a a videogame commentary.
Lets Play: Dress up Games
(15 minutes of bullshit. Featuring Music Box music from your favorite Animes, Vidya and Movies! Attack on Titan, Kingdom Hearts, Little Mermaid and Jurassic Park!)

Moose rambles about life, faps and sex in the winter

Honeybun does Latin

Honeybun does a non-latin rant:

Azula does a Let's Play: Kim Kardashian Hollywood Game


Honeybun's Booboo Fixer Application

Moonshine does a little teaser for you

Moonshine improvs

Ovri does a bj-oriented improv also made yesterday.
"Please let me suck your cock, Master!"
[fsub, begging, cock worship, blowjob, lots of sucking noises]
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And here is part 2

Just remember, you got 'em from STEVE. Have a QWARK-TASTIC day!
Stellar wants Oni-Chan

Ovri reposts some her favorite work
Cumming for my Onii-chan!
[shlicking, b\s incest, weaboo]

Please make your Puppy cum, Master
[shlicking, fsub, petplay, descriptive, partially: what gets me off, begging]

Azula teaches "How to Twerk II: Side Twerks"

Honeybun arguing with her fucking cat

Eve does a Morning sex improv.

Moonshine improvs Daddy/lg anal stuff
Part 1: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b4QHQ9qEBl
Part 2: http://vocaroo.com/i/s17JKb1CPIxo

Moonshine give some comfort

Stellar doing "Big and Loud"

Stellar sings "Suteki da Ne" (Isn't it Wonderful)

Hatter does "Bare Necessities"

Stellar does "A taste from Rhinoceros Tap-Little One

Azula singing Toxic

Ovri doing Owl City - Vanilla Twilight

Ovri doing Vienna Teng - The last snowfall

Eve RP's "I Will Follow You Into The Dark" by Death Cab for Cutie

Honeybun doing Marina and the FUCK YOU CAT

Honeybun doingItsumo Nando DemoH MY GOD CAT PLS


Stellar does "I Will Follow You Into the Dark"

Vul dos Treasure Town

Anon tries to sing sexy
That's why I do it! And to add some actual data to people's arguments.
No worries - hope the nap felt awesome! Just a recent Anon who's become enthralled with your seductively sensual voice thru your orgasmic and sexy recordings on chirbit
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D'aw sure!! I'll have something (hopefully more than one) up tonight!
I'll try to get some up tonight!

I've been meaning to do either an edging or a cumming challenge :3

Thoughts or opinions, anyone?
I'm voting for mittens
>Thoughts or opinions, anyone?
Have you looked through the challenges bin?
Shucks. I wondering if you were the one I had talked to before on here whose phone put "defiantly" instead of "definitely."
Problem not. Regardless, expect a ramble after I have some food :3
Haha - I'm not that special.. yet ;)
You are absolutely amazing.
I'm not sure I can fully articulate how much I needed this today. I'm going to share the gist of what's going on as sort of a good faith gesture and also because everyone here is just so supportive, and understanding, and kind - even the performers who prefer violent femdom because as with most great things, there's a certain amount of "character" you build up around the real you.

I had to drop out of college because of failing health. At the time we didn't know what my health problem was, and were assuming I'd eventually return to school. My best friend was a teenage mother trying to raise her baby girl in her abusive and neglectful mother's house. I took this opportunity to provide the initial money to move her and her daughter into a small apartment, since my friend's mother literally kicked them both out. The baby girl was 2 at the time. As soon as my friend was on her own, I started watching that child full time. We'll pretend her name is Katy. I basically became the second parent to this little girl, spending day and night with her and taking care of her while her mom worked. I raised her from 1-6, when my friend got engaged. I'm sterile and I finally got my diagnosis, along with a prognosis of death between 47-50 years old. It's reached the point where I'm housebound now. A medical shut-in.

The little girl's mother and fiance and I are breeding ball pythons and providing local non-profit places to raise awareness about reptiles as pets and help people conquer phobias. Katy has been so enthusiastic and wants to be a zoologist when she grows up.

Yesterday, the Child Advocacy Center announced that the house was unfit living conditions, and took Katy away from her mother. She wasn't doing anything wrong; Katy was improving in school, making friends, just generally being a happy child. I consider her the daughter I can't have. And they took her away.
Yeah. Nothing really pops out to me.
The French challenge makes me wanna do an Italian one though!
I like Italian! Would you do it as an edging challenge? How?
This sucks. DCF sucks, and as someone facing his own health issues, I sympathize. Katy will never forget you and I bet she'll look you up, no matter what.
That's awful and I'm very sorry to hear that's happening, hope everything works out in the end for you
Fortunately the social worker was able to grant temporary custody to MY mother, who was absolutely amazing. But we have court on Monday, and... I willingly gave up 6 years of my life for the most wonderful little girl so that she wouldn't have the sad story so many other children born into situations like that wind up having.

Oh. One of their "unfit living conditions" note was... there were stains and discolored areas on the hardwood floor.

That has is 60 years old and has been rental property most of the year.
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Wallet Update

Fucking myself before dinner
>I willingly gave up 6 years of my life for the most wonderful little girl so that she wouldn't have the sad story so many other children born into situations like that wind up having.
It truly sucks that you are faced with state bureaucracy where you can only do what you can, and hope. But look, you did a beautiful, wonderful and very human thing you can always be proud of. Take comfort from that. You are a very fine person.
Fucking myself before dinner -
God this is sexy
I smell like cum now >_<
I dont see how thats a bad thing
It's not! I think I live up to the "young, dumb, and full of cum" thing quite well
Well, I'm glad that Katy at least ended up somewhere safe. So that is a silver lining for sure.

Good luck on Monday. Hopefully that will get some things sorted out and at the very least you'll know everything you will have to do to see her returned to you all. Stay strong Hell Girl.
Thats a great way to live!

I cant wait to hear moarr from cumming from you
I'm also thinking about doing some singing!
I really enjoy singing songs that are love songs or sad and stuff. I'll do others too.
Oh my gahd, Vul. Your chirbit picture is Bulbasaaaaur >/////<
Based Vulbasaur

I can't fap because class in 20 minutes but I will make sure to drop buckets on this
Awww thanks hehe. I should have more posted by the time you're out of class!
I hope the hearing goes okay. Please keep us posted on what happens. You've sacrificed and gone through a lot to get the girl this far. I have to believe yhat counts for something. I know it matters to Katy. You and her willbe in my thoughts. If I can be of any help, let me know.
That fap was pretty hot! Also, I'm so sorry that's what happened to your wallet. I lost my wallet once, I did find it, but the experience was awful. D :


Can't wait to hear the sweet talking later. : D
Yes, and her parents can see her as long as the visit is supervised by someone who has cleared the background checks, like my husband and me. My mom has always loved Katy. She's just getting a little old to take care of her.

We are pretty sure there's some discrimination going on here because her parents have the pythons and rats. They are both legal pets, kept in professional equipment, according to state law. But there is so much shit going around right now about the eeeeeevil dangers of snakes, and all it takes is one bigot to split a family.

Never thought I'd miss /b/ so much.

People, please do NOT do that unless she wants you to.
Thank you. We need it.
It's the only thing in my whole life I've ever been proud of. I realize I guided her through her formative years, which is most important, but it feels terrifying, and I can just see all the good I did for her slipping away the more they drag her away from her family and harass her. She's going to stop trusting people. We even told her to just tell the truth during her interview, that these people just wanted to make sure she was safe and they were on her side. Instead they did this to her.

I'll definitely keep you all updated. You've been the happy place I went to when I was overwhelmed by the stress of the situation or my inability to help out because of my illness. It's like being back in old school /co/; everyone polite, complimentary, kind, and mostly drama free. I don't know if I can convey how much it's helped me.

I will fight with litigation, I will fight with publicity, and I will fight with my goddamn teeth and nails like a wild fucking beast if I have to. I've got like 18 years left... and yeah. That's worth sacrificing if it could somehow help her.
This Picture In My Mind script

I'll do dirty stuff later. Any requests besides naughtiness?
You're one hell of a woman. You're going to triumph over this, and cut through all of the stupid crap they're throwing at you. Just hang in there :) Keep us updated, and reach out to individuals here such as myself if you need to.
My sweet talk favorites...
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Line 537
Line 575
Line 596
Line 612
Line 619
One that got away comes back to stay
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Thanks, Mittens!
I also did the regret one but I dunno if chirbit stopped being a butt and actually posted it
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>Hell Fay
PS Crazy thread is crazy.
Needs more Honeybun and Hatter PG-13 stuff. Love y'alls SFW stuff >:D
Request for any performers that would like to answer:

>tell FSA something fun or interesting that happened to you last weekend or during this week


>tell FSA something you wish happened to you last weekend or this week

You don't have to state which it is, as guessing is part of the fun.
When do you think you'll get to this?
is that you making a request, darling?
Ko is on it.
I bought a new toy tonight too but unfortunately I'm on my period...
:/ so...that'll have to wait.
fuck it words aren't good enough for this
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Blush establishing~

Editing a few things. Nothing new to post just yet, except >>20251854 reminded me of
(which was recorded on my cell phone, so please pardon the crap audio quality lol.)

Also, thank you for the feedback on that last one Homer! Scientists are all sorts of fun to play:D
>Also, thank you for the feedback on that last one Homer!
You're welcome! Thank you again for recording it.

>Scientists are all sorts of fun to play:D
Noted: write more scripts featuring female scientists in hopes of being blessed with another recording from Blush.
Right meow!!

Your Song (Ellie Goulding version)

She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5

These Boots Are Made For Walking
Eve establishing!

>Regret (line 537)
Pshh, write what you want;P Of the...mm let's see...wow 19 scripts I have bookmarked lol, 9 are yours. I'm just behind!

Eve those revised-for-FSA MSA things you posted were hot as fuck. Just sayin'...
Any femanons here now? I've got a short request...
Post request. There's always someone here~
I don't know if this is a normal request or not, but I just want to hear you say my name and how much you want me to fuck you. Tell me how bad you want it and how naughty you are. Tell me how you want me to fuck you and tell me how sexy you are.

My name is David, btw.
named requests are against thread rules.
Well poop. How do I get a named request accomplished then?
Wow, I'm going to have so many songs to listen to this weekend. And these three are songs I already like.

Hi, Eve! Speaking of songs... (Hint, hint)

>9 are yours.
Those words trigger the same level of happiness as would the ohrase "They renewed Firefly."

I second this. We need more Hatter and Honeybun singing as well.
^_^ thanks!
Marry or date someone. Or pay for phone sex.
I am married. You're obviously not, because wives don't do that kind of shit.
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>they renewed firefly

Hahaha! You have to marry the right person, anon.
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Allow me to direct you to my chirbit:

where you can clearly hear me call out my boyfriends name.
You're a rare breed, femanon.
Motherfucker I am Honeybun.

Call me that, or mistress, or goddess, or madame, or milady, or my queen.

But never femanon.
If I call you Honeybun, will you call me David?
Can someone tell me "get well soon!"? I have the sniffles :(
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I will call you a fuckin' idiot for completely forgetting the no name in recordings rule. I'm a performer.
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
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Sorry, it was the only scenario that could accurately portray the feelings that Blush's words put in me.

Although a Firefly script from me is long overdue. The thing is... What pairing? So many intriguing options...
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not a problem darling.
Firefly script? I've got one.

"Sweet Saffron"
[F4A][MF][Vanilla][Fantasy][Firefly][Sci-Fi] [Saffron]
Line 822
As Kaylee? Or Inara? And were you thinking of doing this as a collaboration with another actress?

I forgot sbout that one. It would be really great if someone did it.
its up to you. who do you think you would fit better?
Yay masturbating!

Sorry for the not super consistent mic placement :x
Me? I think I'd be more suited to playing Simon myself :P although I wish I was more Mal. You I could see being either Inara or Kaylee, as they've both got those strong elements to them. You'd make a good Zoe, too.

Which leads me to thinking about a Cleopatra 2525 script, but that's probably too obscure.
I was thinking of you the whole time. <3
Just sayin. ^.^

"Lyrical Lies" (electric version) - Cute Is What We Aim For

"Never Had" (the version from the movie 10 Years) - Oscar Isaac

"Sweater Weather" (Max Schneider and Alyson Stoner cover version) - The Neighbourhood
I would make a good extra. I could wipe down a table in the back of a scene. Or maybe I'd make a passable clerk standing around in the background. We can't all be heroes.
You have really hot orgasms.
Hmmm. Never mind about the last thing I said. I think I'm too tired to masturbate, now
100-1 Challenge (sorry for squeaky/creaky noises)
I'm hoping you meant I *am* now a member. Otherwise, so mean. ;__; So cold.

N'aww, thank you Anon/nette! >_<

I'm so glad you liked it, and that it did something for you. I really feel like that song does NOT get enough praise. I loved that movie as a child so much. Still do. ^_^

I have no words. I can only imagine the kind of pain this has caused you, and sincerely hope that you are able to get that little girl back home, and soon.
I feel like I'm awful at saying things in shitty situations, so have a song.
(Tomorrow Is Another Day from The Rescuers)
Because seriously, this movie. And this song has always been such a hopeful one to me.

I need ideas. >_>
But I'm all like *BLUSHYFACE* because of this, you don't even know.

Give me a few to choose from and I will do my best to accommodate! :D

This is a lie.
Have you ever considered that maybe you're just not good enough at fucking her to make her want you to do it? Because you can learn, David-anon.
I speak harsh truths, man.
I have no words. Just pure old-fashioned awe.

I have a cold right now, but I was wondering if any of the people here would be interested in my reading of books (I'm thinking The Hellbound Heart and/or Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.) Not a full novella reading, of course, but excerpts.

I'm also interested to know if anyone out there would enjoy listening to me read Disney Ladies From Last Night - a combination made by a very talented group who take Texts From Last Night and assign them as texts messages from Disney Princesses.
I loved the Rescuers as a child. I curled up in my chair as I listened to your recording, and almost fell asleep. Not because it was boring, but because it brought me peace and I haven't been able to sleep since I got the news yesterday.
I'm very glad it was able to bring you at least a few moments of peace. I did "Someone's Waiting For You" last night, if you are interested http://chirb.it/FAx5bq
And if there is anything you think I can record that will make you feel better, let me know and I will be on it asap.
Those were all awesome, thank you for those sweet talks. They hit the fuzzy spot very well. ^_^
I created a Pastebin to put some of my song requests. It's a weird request of mostly 80's stuff. There's about thirty there right now, drawn from browsing my mp3 player.

Homer's Song Requests
Cheesy songs, obscure, out-of-date
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Lamia Hypnotizes Her New Slave:
Honeybun-chama, did you end up ranting about Soraka? ;o
>Tongue twisters
I could listen to you sing for hours, except that I would fall asleep happily in a curled up little ball after about fifteen minutes... lovely voice, and kindness behind it. Thank you so much.
Soooo, I already did the tongue twisters. Twice, actually. But only one got posted to my chirbit, so have my second version, thread!
I...sound meaner than normal in this. >_> I was drunk. :lol:

If you find anything I can do to help, just let me know. *hugs*
Drunk turnt Hatter-chan is qt :3

You kind of inspired me to do this song, even though I'm embarrassed by my Japanese. Feedback from anyone who can listen to it would be much appreciated. It's this beautiful song, no way I can do it justice (Maaya Sakamoto sings it) but I used to sing it to myself to calm myself down.

So here is While Listening to the Night Wind, first half, sung in Japanese.

I think if you relaxed more while singing, you would find it comes easier. Those lower notes need more air, and they aren't getting it because you sound a bit tense.
I think you sound super cute, though - I don't know the original, so I can't say anything about notes hit or missed, but I liked it. And it does sound soothing.
eve, i just wanted to say that your shlicking recordings are hot as hell & your voice is HNNNGHHH

literally came buckets listening to you
Hmm... I was pretty relaxed when I sang it, but I have extensive congestion in my nose and chest from this damn cold. Is it a cold? Is it clenchy-ness? I don't know. But I'll try it again, once the cold's gone, and see if the tension is still there.

I totally recommend looking the song up on youtube. It makes you want a blankie.
Listening to that made me hug my pillow. That was really well done and you have become an amazing voice actress.
T-thank you! :D

Ahhh, thanks so much! Though, this one hit pretty close to home for me, so not much acting required.
Sweet Script (gender non-specific): >http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HH4zg6qxLq
Here's my pastebin, by the way
I'm bumping from home
Just took a shower
Gonna go to bed
Maybe sleep in an hour

Got stuff to listen to,
And other stuff to write,
I have fapping to do
Gonna be up all night
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Pip establishing
your voice on crack and cigs edition~

Neeewww! Seducing the married neighbour.
(like I said my voice is kind of croaky)

Rest of my recordings ordered by subject
Welcome back Pip! I feel safe again knowing that the whole Twerk Team is back on the job protecting us all from galactic threats.

>literally came buckets...
Dude, that sounds outlandishly painful. You should see a doc. And here I thought women giving birth was a miracle of musculature.
We can be like starlord shaking our booties ass mass distraction.

also maybe they're super tiny buckets. like sperm sized buckets. That's doable.
Sweet Talk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J9F04dsd8I 537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x4buG0LPD4 596
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00pnDPIGy4G 619

Singing in the morning
Hey Jude - The Beatles

Gimme One Reason - Tracy Chapman

Eet - Regina Spektor

Weeaboo Shit


I've had yandere requests in the past, but I'm sorry, I can't fulfill those...the yandere get pretty violent and that triggers my anxiety. :(
Recording some sleepy time singing.
Might do one more song and them post all of 'em
I have tiny buckets. They hold about 6 fluid ounces of whatever you want to put in them.

Ahh, thanks >_<

Oops, my ID switched last night while my internet went to shit; >>20254441 is me. ^_^
It might just be that, then; it could have been what was interfering with deeper breathing. Without proper breath support, it can make notes sound a little strained or weaker.
So because of the recent drama, I was inspired to do some silly lightening up. Here's some short recordings in dramatic anime-esque fashion. This is just to be silly. Sexual recordings will resume tonight if you guys have any requests.
>Warning: Mostly girl voice, but short clips of male voices, courtesy of chirbit.com/MidnightRambler. He cool, yo.

Please Don't Go
{FSA breaks up with Azula because she doesn't have privacy to record sexy stuff}

Memories From The Past
{Azula confronts Tom Anderson, the creator of MySpace about current MySpace. Sosad, sodeep}

Just Let Go
{Azula talks to Moot about the current state of 4chan, sosad #crie}

Yes I took that picture.
On that note, I am open to all the filthy stuff if you want anything recorded from me. Open for requests and stuff.
If not, then buttsex twerking improv will be made.
Hi Zuzu ilu

- Ko sempai
NO. Don't encourage her when she's misbehaving.
These are all amazing. Do yourself a favor, listen to them.

So tender, so sweet. Such feels. im cry
>Just Let Go
as soon as the piano started playing I lost it
loooost it
You're great azula <3
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I have been slain.

> Left

> Right

> Not pictured
All the lulz
Someone Out of town - Yuna

Stay - Rihanna
How is she misbehaving?
I'm pretty sure she just woke up, you know.
Butting in! :D
I think the point is that we try to avoid reaching bump limit via shitpost, which is not defined as a shitty post, necessarily, but one that provides neither content nor feedback. Had she combined both the first post and her response to you in one along with an opening for requests (ie. hi - recording some sleepy time singing. might do one more song and post all of them. anyone have anything they want to hear?) then there would have been no issue.
I hope that makes sense. ^_^
It's an emotional rollercoaster, really.
But I think you guys liked it? So thank you!

SENPAI!!!! Check your skype, I sent you a thing
I've done that before in FSA and no one ever has a problem with it. Tentin is just being annoying because he thinks it's cute
Regardless, I stand by what I said.
Because often times, it isn't that it bugs no one, just that people don't feel the need to make a point of saying something.
Plainly speaking, it bugs me when single-word posts are made like that for reasons other than bumping a thread that has moved past page 4 in the catalog.

Now, because I would rather not shitpost as well...

hatter open to requests! I only do sfw, and a script has to agree with me before I'll do it, but I'm always open to reading a script or listening to a song before I say I won't do it. :D
Well no one had posted in the thread when I said hi (except for the person who posted a few seconds before.)
I find it pointless posting in a dead thread. It's not a big deal to have a shit post in a thread. If it was excessive, sure. However, it's not
That was enjoyable!
Either you have an industrial-strength vibrator or there's some serious bone conduction going on!

Does anyone else prefer chirbit to vocaroo? Chirbit seems to show you the total length of the audio and doesn't start-on-load
Well, is MSA has had a problem with it (and we all know how that was), you bet your ass FSA would have a bigger problem with it.

Because I don't wanna shit up the thread either with pointless spam, I shall make a request!
Hello, Ms. Hatter.
I would like to request a song.
Anything from Les Misérables or anything by Queen please. Thanks, love you <3

Also, because you are NOW (sorry about the not part ;-;) part f the Twerk Team, you must record something Twerk-related. Initiation rights.
please harem mistress stop licking my vagina. this is so degrading and humiliating to me. get out of my pussy. I am a Feminist Superheroine who wanted to rescue slaves like you from harem slavery. You are a fellow woman. dont do this to me.
A simple "hi/bump" clears up possible confusion in a case like that. Of course no one is going to mind if you're bumping the thread - but it looked like a rather inane post.
And further discourse from this point is only going to serve to frustrate me, as I refuse to believe you actually are not getting it at this point. (This is a point in your favor, by the way, before you take offense.)

Oooh, I can work with this! Give me a bit of time, let me see what I come up with.

Th-this isn't the kind of thing I'd normally do, guys, but it just *speaks* to me...
This is the filthiest thing I've ever posted here o_o
Guys... guys...
Guys stop what you're doing, drop everything.

Hatter did.. Hatter did a partially NSFW script.
Dang, even I won't do that script. You kinky kinky woman.

I wanna do some of these, I shall do some of these. Ready your earplugs, homer.
I would have written a more elaborate script of utter feminist degradation as all of her ideals of equality melt away. but it seemed like a waste of time to use all my creative juices, when the femanons of fsa seem to be boycotting all feminist related scripts. I guess it is just too degrading too their gender and they dont want to give pleasure to female suffering. the girls of FSA actually have pride about being a woman. they dont like posts, that are based on utterly degrading their sex.
Oh HI GUYS! RG establishing here!

Here be some new content:







>I guess it is just too degrading too their gender and they dont want to give pleasure to female suffering.
Is this sarcasm? Not trying to be sassy or anything, but I really can't detect it.

Some recorders (not all, just a select few) love female degradation.
>"Humiliate me"
>"Use me"
>"I'm inferior, master"

Those are common phrases in some scripts and recordings. I go beyond that and put racism into it.
I would like to know how you got the idea that we're opposed to these things. It doesn't seem that way to me, maybe you haven't looked around enough?
a lot of the posters here, refuse to do scripts that revolve around taming feminist cunts, because it is too /pol/ for them.

yes they do bdsm and raceplay. but degrading feminism is crossing the line for them.
vicious racism is ok. but anything about taming feminists is just out of line.
It's almost like Siri said that. Also, idk why but I found that ridiculously cute hahaha.
Based Hatter
Anything here interest you?
Vicious racism can be sexy.
But your feminist shit is poorly written and overall... let's just say, it's hard to take it serious.
It's not the theme, it's just quality and style of your scripts.
Sorry man.
It's hard to record something sexy when you're losing your shit over lines giggling and pfft-ing when you're supposed to be anguished and crying by the script.
Yeah, I don't think its because people don't wanna do it, it's just because people don't like /pol/
(because /new/4lyf)

But lookie that >>20255768
A lot of the posters doesn't equal everyone. A lot of posters here oppose Futa, but we have Futa here.
Just takes some time for the right girl to join in and do what you want.

It would be something I'm interested in doing. Given the length isn't impossible. But yeah, just gotta wait for that special girl.

I was just thinking that! I was thinking Siri or GlaDos.
I keep sticking all the /pol/ scripts in Shenanigans.
This is, ah.. my first time trying something like this. So consider this a sample, I guess..?

pls be gentle

Too late to say good morning...
all these beautiful feminist scripts never used

thanks RG for doing a feminist script
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USED! =0
and... BAM

<3 RG
This guy shows up to troll every few weeks and spew anti-feminist stuff. Like any trolll,, It's generally best not to encourage him. He's just looking to upset people with his requests and his anti-feminist posts along with them.
Back down, dog. Free speech. If a performer wants to do them, that's fine.
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or music with sex PT. 3.

Nine inch nailing. huhruhruhsrurhursh

I'm ill, my voice is all shitty, I just want to snuggle up to you and maybe some more. You're my medicine c;

I'm not saying they shouldn't. People are of course free to record what they want. But I think some people are new here, and don't realize he is a troll. If they still wish to fulfill his requests at that point, that is of course their choice. But this guy has a history of coming into FSA and insulting performers who tell him they won't perform his requests, and making anti-feminist rants in posts. Any recordings made here are likely to become part of anti-feminist threads in /b/.
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Prepare your ears, Homer. Azula does everything half-assed, I didn't even listen to these, yay!

Afternoon delight

Take a look at me now Karaoke

everywhere + gitar

Time after time

Ovri was right... It's hard to do these without snorting.
Do we have /r9k/ scripts, VK?

Yeah, apparently my stuff has been going around /pol/ /b/ and /k/
That guy's probably the reason.
>Ovri was right... It's hard to do these without snorting.
>Do we have /r9k/ scripts, VK?
Not really. They seem too precious to come over here and the place creeps me out.

>Yeah, apparently my stuff has been going around /pol/ /b/ and /k/
That guy's probably the reason.
Is that a fate worse than death?
D-don't make me so self-conscious about it >_<

It's amusing that you are saying you thought a woman who had a harem of females would be a suitable choice for making "ideals of equality melt away"...
Also, because I've had a shit morning and don't mind being a bitch right now, not sure if you realized I was poking fun. Because I don't do nsfw scripts seriously. And it needed a bit of spoofing, I thought.

I decided to try what is arguably the most famous song to come from Les Mis...
(I Dreamed A Dream from Les Miserables)
Yes, it's a different key - this one suits my voice better. Also, um, this would have been posted earlier, but I fell asleep. >_>

I have no idea who you are, but you have been feeding my ego ridiculous much this entire thread. >_<

I kind of agree with this. >_> Which is why it struck me as funny, and why I recorded it the way I did. Because, yeah. >>20255875 I see them as shenanigans. So hard for me to take it seriously when written that way.

I was thinking Apple, yes, but more like the old school Mac computer voice. :lol:
>Azula does everything half-assed
Never! Besides, you can't twerk without a full ass. It just wouldn't twerk.

>Afternoon Delight
Just hearing that melody from you is so cool, Azula. That song always makes me think of Arrested Development.

>Take a look at me now
I love this more than the Phil Collins version. And you are infinitely more sexy than Phil Collins. Probably even his daughter. And the little laughs in here are great. I love it when a performer has fun with a song, and just has a good time. The impression I get from listening to this is that it would be fun to do a drunken karaoke night with you and your friends.

>Time After Time
Oh, this is my favorite of the bunch. I always found this was a powerful song, and you do a great job with it.

Thanks so much for these Azula :) And I can't wait to listen to those recordings you did for me this weekend. I will give you feedback when I do.

>That guy's probably the reason.

So my point here was just to make clear that he was a troll. This isn't a fetish for them. So feel free to record things for him, but be aware that he is trolling, and that he will use your material in ways that you may not end up liking, ie in actual anti-feminist threads on 4chan and elsewhere. People there aren't going to view the recordings as a joke, but as validation. I know some recorders would not be happy with that, while others honestly don't care. I just want to make sure that anyone recording is in that second group.
And disclaimer: I just woke up after only about four hours of sleep, so my posting probably isn't well thought out and makes little sense, but it is well-intentioned. If I see these posts when I wake up later, I will probably cringe. Other than the ones about Azula's songs, at least. But still, I think I like the sentiment behind my posts, if not the level of alertness.

Carry on my wayward sons.
Hey, I believe people with only 1 ass can twerk. I don't discriminate on 1 butt people! 4shame, homer.

>Probably even his daughter.
OHhhhh, no nono. Snow White is 2hot.

>Drunken Karaoke Night
Everyday is Karaoke night for Azula. So it'll just be a normal night but drunk.But yes, I AM A DELIGHT!

It's interesting to read all these songs and then boop, Michelle Branch. So misplaced. But I loved that song when I was a wee las, one of the first songs I played on the guitara. Haven't played it since, so thats why my guitaring was so off.

Oh Hatter, your voice is so beautiful ;-; Sometimes I listen to your recordings to help me sleep. #trufax

/r9k/ creeps you out? Without /r9k/, there will never be /soc/. They're just misunderstood ;-;
But okay, I guess it'll be hard to turn all the Bitches and Whores greentext to FSA scripts.
It's not a bad fate,just quite annoying for my tumblr inbox.
>But still, I think I like the sentiment behind my posts, if not the level of alertness.
I think too many of them are about limiting content, and are trying too hard to control things on the thread, but hey what do I know?
Ahh, I'm glad you liked it! I actually recorded two versions, and someone helped me figure out which to post. ^_^
And fuck, people making me blush in this thread >_<
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Well, going to bed before I disrupt things more I guess. Once again, I'm sorry.
what is so bad about having a fetish for feminist leaders forced to submit to patriarchy?

how is it any worse than any of the other weird extreme hurtful fetishes here?
why is vicious racism as a fetish ok and not anti-feminism?

are women more of a protected class than colored people?
back on /b/, before /soc/ was segregated off, femanons used to do these feminist humiliation scripts all the time, and they took pleasure in being edgy and letting all the feminazis and white knights know that fellow women enjoy putting down their own sex.

Calm your shit.
A friend asked me to sing this one for him, so you get to listen to. Oh lucky day! :D
(Mother Knows Best from Tangled)

Your best bet is seriously to find a well-written script, link it, and wait. You may get someone to do it, you may not. And I don't know how GWA works, but you may also want to try there.
its just not fair that every other fetish is allowed here, including some very nasty politically incorrect ones, but a fetish about taming feminists is so off limits

you have all these femanons making an active point of boycotting anti-feminist scripts, since it demeans their gender.
Dude you have had more of your scripts done on this thread than any other, right? Yes, you have this fetish. Now, be thankful and leave the rest of us to our fetishes and stop clotting up the thread with unnecessary justifications.
if it were just supply and demand, that would be ok. i dont demand femanons record my scripts.

but there is an active campaign to boycott my anti-feminist scripts, since they are supposedly too /pol/.

despite the fact that /pol/ is much more obsessed about race than gender. and yet raceplay scripts are not shunned, while feministplay is. those are the real /pol/ shenanigans.

it isnt just that femanons dont do my threads, but that a cabal at FSA has launched a campaign to shut all feminist scripts down.
I have a ton of very erotic ideas about feminists from all historical eras, being humiliated and degraded by Misogynists in mortifying ways. and yet I havent written them all out, since a lot of time energy and creativity has to go into making these scripts. that are boycotted due to an organized feminist campaign to keep anti-feminist scripts off FSA.

I dont care if femanons dont do my script. I care that there is an organized campaign on FSA to boycott my specific fetish, despite allowing complete freedom to more vile ones.
>it isnt just that femanons dont do my threads, but that a cabal at FSA has launched a campaign to shut all feminist scripts down.
You are being a little paranoid, M8. This is just fallout from a really stupid mistake Ollie made that he couldn't undo and probably regrets, tying in with some community static over more extreme fetishes.
And no matter what anyone says, if there is a femanon willing to record it, it will happen. But it is less and less likely the longer you do things like this. It clogs the thread, and makes it unappealing to post in. It creates drama where there was none, and as someone coming into the thread, well, it makes you nope.jpg right back out again.

So, you know, this is the internet. Worse, it's 4chan. So unclench and post a GOOD script and wait and see.
Because FSA is certainly NOT about supply and demand - it's about women recording the things they want. You may not like it, but the men don't have a whole lot of say in the matter other than being able to make suggestions and requests.
>This is just fallout from a really stupid mistake Ollie made that he couldn't undo and probably regrets, tying in with some community static over more extreme fetishes.

could you fill me in on this backstory?

there is so much FSA drama, since we became a /soc/ community.

it was simpler on old /b/ when it was just anons getting together to do hot scripts.
on /b/ women didnt have any power on vocaroo threads. they either did anti-feminist scripts, or got bullied and branded a feminist cunt, who didnt belong on /b/
>on /b/ women didnt have any power on vocaroo threads. they either did anti-feminist scripts, or got bullied and branded a feminist cunt, who didnt belong on /b/
Yeah, and we really don't want those days back, do we?

I think I'd rather hear some anti-feminist scripts being recorded as opposed to loli/toddlercon shit, but really. Just calm your shit.

Everyone thinks you're trolling. I don't know if you are or aren't. I personally give no fucks, I'm sure most people give no fucks. If it's a fetish, that's pretty goddamn tame compared to most.
>could you fill me in on this backstory?
Scroll up.
fine /soc/ has been taken over by radical feminists. since they have all the power with their boobs and voices. and racism and hate-speech is ok except against vagina princesses.

/soc/ is a cabal of female supremacists and those with feminist taming fetishes arent welcome.

fine. now i understand.

this is the type of feminist oppression, that makes so many males enjoy the fantasy of enslaving all feminist leaders into submission.

i never even wanted to start a controversy. i didnt want any special treatment. i just wanted my script to be considered like any other. and not boycotted and censored by a cabal of feminazis.
So go to /b/
This is FSA. This is /soc/
And no matter how much you whine about your fucking little "glory days" back when you could bully a woman into doing what you wanted, that doesn't fucking fly here.

Man, I know better than to feed the trolls, but at first I genuinely felt a bit bad and was trying to be helpful.

Now, you're welcome to just fuck off if you're going to be an irrational cunt who can't stand the fact that here, the performers get to say no.
Because I swear,
>fine. now I understand.
makes you sound like a fucking child who is throwing a tissy over not getting his way.
>someone said that my scripts shouldn't be read
Dude. I'm laughing.
/b/ doesnt do vocaroo threads anymore. because /soc/ was supposed to handle those aspects. but instead it evolved its own community, cliques and culture in which females hold all the power.

im an oldfag who was doing vocaroo threads back when they were done right.
haha Christ what HAPPENED here?
One of the elders off on a 'backwards-through-a-rose-colored-mist' rant. After two years here I have seen too much of this. Time passes, people change...blah, blah, blah.
Look man, just post what you like and it'll either get done or it won't. If it gets done, maybe post more, if not, adjust your content or deal with it.

Some gals just don't like it. Others may. It's called freedom of choice and since these ladies are not required by law to be here and perform, feel thankful when someone does one of your scripts.

But as for some secret meetings to boycott certain material, yeah, that's just your paranoia. In fact, RG just did a few for you. Maybe she didn't get the memo.
>im an oldfag who was doing vocaroo threads back when they were done right.
I'm sorry, I couldn't quite hear that - can you whine a little bit louder? What was that? Vocaroo threads were only done right when women could be bullied into doing what you wanted.
Oh, you poor thing.
its not a 'secret' campaign. there is an open feminist anti-pol campaign on /soc/ to reject any scripts involving feminism as too pol.

this is no femanons getting to choose, but a feminist elite making the choice of what is proper for them.

women are meant to rule at /soc/ and anything that challenges female supremacy is shunned.

women use the advantage of how much they are in demand on the internet, to rule over males. it is a feminist dictatorship.

and the non-anon nature of soc has allowed feminists to even take over 4chan which was my last vestige.

now even in sexual fantasy i wont be able to enjoy my revenge against feminists who have wronged me and my sex. FSA has destroyed my life.
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Friends, the solution is simple:
Report and ignore.
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>since they have all the power with their boobs and voices.
>/soc/ is a cabal of female supremacists
>cabal of feminazis.
>females hold all the power
...you get off of this, don't you <3
...oh god.
A-anon, stop! I don't know why but I'm just getting all those URGES to OPPRESS you.
Your speeches are stroking the FEMINIST STREAK in me I didn't know I had.
I want to demand EQUALITY from you so fucking bad.
You make my SENSE OF FEMALE EMPOWERMENT go throbbing with need for you.
I can feel how I slowly turn into STRONG AND INDEPENDENT WOMYN with your every post.
What's happening to me, Anon? WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME.
Now I can never go back.
Ok. You got me. 7/10. If you had dialed it back a bit, you probably could have gone on for a good 5 more replies. But you over-played it finally. Nice try though.
I think you're being paranoid.

First off, there are plenty of girls here who are into humiliation, degradation, and objectification, and more than willing to do scripts based around those fetishes. However, your focus on humiliating feminists in particular adds a political and social dimension to what would otherwise be a purely sexual narrative. Many people might see that as a turn-off, not because it's too offensive for them, but simply because it's more of a social commentary than they want when they're looking for something to get off to. It's not edgy, it's distracting.

Second, some people have accused you of using anti-feminist recordings as actual "evidence" against feminists in arguments on other boards. I don't know if it's true or not, but if it is, it's a shitty thing to do. It's a disingenuous arguing tactic, since the people you're arguing with don't know that the recordings were made as a joke or a fetish. More importantly, most performers don't want their work to be taken and used out of context, so it's understandable why they might not want to read your scripts.

Third, when you go on crazy paranoid rants about feminists keeping you down, and talk about how you miss the good old days when women couldn't refuse to do what you wanted, it makes you seem like you take your anti-woman/anti-feminist rhetoric way too seriously. It's one thing if it's a joke, or even something you get off to, but if you seriously believe that women are inferiors who need to be humiliated and put in their place, a lot of people (including men) are going to be uncomfortable with you.

Fourth, the script you posted up above simply wasn't very good. It seemed like you put almost no effort into it whatsoever.

Wait until the next thread, post something that's a lot better written, and don't associate it with long crazy paranoid anti-feminist rants, and you'll probably do a lot better.

it is all my paranoid delusions huh?

here are 3 separate threads, in which Feminists organized a boycott of so-called /po/ threads without letting femanons decide for themselves



i admit the above script wasnt my finest work.

but I have worked hard to write incredibly erotic, richly historic, works of feminist taming. and have them totally ignored. not because of choice, but because of the organized feminist boycott.

it is too heartbreaking to pour my heart out into a beautiful, erotic, arousing, historical, feminist breaking fantasy, and then have it ignored due to feminist activism.

the femanons of /soc/ are becoming like IRL Feminist villianesses from my storylines
Kudos to All of you great Girls posting content!
We already have 94 new recordings in this thread and we're only at 361!

Let's get past this little imbroglio and get into the triple digits!

May I get a recording of someone joking and teasing and then after a while reassures and cuddles a guy who is lovably dumb? One that doesn't always think ahead, but has his heart in the right place.
Damn, Eve, I want to eat a whole bowl of you!
then why are you so mega salty about my fetish to subjugate all mankind to nothing more than fuckpig breeding slaves?

thats all we even need you for, your cum.
Vul here!

"Piano Man" by Billy Joel
double standards
can't accept that other people have different tastes because obviously they're right about everything
if no one will fill his request he should accept it and move on.
yet people keep responding and giving him attention, so he probably will stay
Honeybun, stop feeding this, please. He got more of his stuff done than ever before.
Im not against femdom threads and dont call for them to be banned or boycotted. all i ask is that anti-feminist threads be given the same respect and dignity.

it is the feminazi supremacists of FSA who have organized an aggressive boycott of my scripts.

ok yes, my harem mistress storyline isnt the greatest.

But I have written some wonderful Suffragette erotica, as well as feminist taming from other historical eras. which is full of knowledge and sensuality. and super arousing.

but all those threads were ignored.

one girl read it like a robot.

and the other one was fufilling a old script of mine, that had made its way into the /pol/ shenanigans file. I thanked her for it.

but I have presented archival evidence that there is an organized Feminazi campaign to boycott my anti-feminism threads.

perhaps if as y'all claim, the boycott is over or broken. i will start submitting high quality feminist taming scripts for consideration again. although there are already many of my fine storylines which made it into the /pol/ shenanigans file.

I didnt mean to write so much text in a FSA thread, but I had to speak out against the injustice of my specific fetish being targeted unjustly for political reasons.
i was trolling too. me sorry.

there's no feminazi's here sweetums. just girls who love themselves.
you are saying that girls who love themselves, would never do scripts about how inferior their gender is?

would you fill a script for me about how useless men are?
OK OK guys... I know I'm new & everything but if you guys are having secret meetings that involve memos... I'd appreciate an invite!
>>20259011 I don't mind the material of your work. And enjoy doing your scripts, but if the other girl don't like them. Then lets just drop it, ok?I kinda see this as a discussion with no forward movement. I look forward to working with your writing again.
I hope everyone will have a good Friday.
As for me I intend on getting really high and ranting.
<3 RG
Thanks for posting E.E. Cummings. This is my favorite poem of his.
s-sorry. I can stop if you want
You're welcome and thank you for recording it!
Wrote this one myself (please, everyone, don't steal this..that's not very bro).
I felt that one. Thank you.
Gib songs to sing, plox.

And listen to dis one:
Wow...that makes me really happy but also really sad at the same time.
It makes me happy because I'm glad you could feel it and I'm glad it could reach you. But I'm also really sad because it makes me wonder if you know those exact feels.
Because those feels suck and nobody should have to feel them :(
It's just such a novel experience. :lol:
I won't make you stop - I mean, hell, if you want to keep praising me and saying nice things, why should I ask you to stop? ;D
I'm a big Billy Joel fan, Vul, so I loved Piano Man. And you obviously loved singing it. I especially loved your little exclamation at the end :)
Yesssss, I love Piano Man.
And the exclamation is because I tried it once, but the karaoke vid that I got the audio from and was using to help time my lyrics froze RIGHT NEAR THE END AND MESSED ME UP.
So I had to re-record the whole thing.
I love the song but goddamn is it long.
Vulbasaur-chan, I have been, it showed up on my feed on Chirbit and I loved it!

Yay, because I saw this
and got really excited. I was actually gonna request some Les Mis but totally forgot cause class made my brain ded.
Speaking of the amazing Billy Joel: The Stranger. Amazing song.
Someone should sing it.
Or Scenes from an Italian Restaurant
The squeaky sounds added to the recording. It made it oddly more alluring and sexy.

Also, is there going to be a FSA movie stream weekend?
"Love The Way You Lie Pt. III" - Skylar Grey
I would but I'm not such a huge Bily Joel fan, not that he isn't good, but I just only know his super popular songs that everyone else knows.
Queen's Keep Yourself Alive or Teo Toriatte.
Creature of the Night, from Rocky Horror.
Everything's All Right or Heaven on Their Minds from Jesus Christ Superstar (I've never heard a lady's rendition of the latter)
Or this>>20259839
>listen to the Rocky Horror song
>laugh my ass off
>realize there are a lot of high notes
>can't really reach high notes well (at least, that's how I feel)
>unsure what to do
It seems like it'd be fun to do, but if I can't really hit the notes, it may turn out horrible.
It's all good. If your other material is anything to go by, you can handle it. Have you not seen the movie, though?
You should give it a watch.

Oh how i've missed you so.
Aw. Thanks :)
Any requests?
seconded on the movie. It's AMAZING. "Don't dream it; be it."

I couldn't. You have provided more than enough with your initial post. Plus, you hit all my 'you' requests anyway (singing/sultry/weeaboo)
Guys, give me something to doooo
That, you know, I would *actually* consider doing.

Grabbed the first one that sparked my interest. I promise nothing.
(Take My Breath Away by Berlin)
Please, anon, I insist
Thank you Hatter. For one thing, just seeing that you'd recorded one of my requests helped turn a long day around. Then your song brought me back to the Berlin music video, and Top Gun, and my youth. The longer the song went on, the more you drew me in with your voice. I've always loved this song because of how it sounds, and as always, you've given me new reason to love it all over again. Now when I hear the song I'll be thinking of your version of it, and not so much about the sexual tension between Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer.
Please. Someone. Give me something to do while my face is numb.

Homer, I know you're going through stressful times. So have another.
(Don't Dream It's Over by Crowded House)
I sang the Sixpence None the Richer version because, you know, higher voice and all.
Well unless it's only singing you want. How about this: >>20253241
Thanks so much Hatter. I feel even better now. And I had completely forgotten about the Sixpence None the Richer version, even though I loved it and some of their other songs, like "Kiss Me" and "There She Goes". And I don't need any of these songs like the original artist. I'm quite content hearing these sung like Hatter. I don't think I could ask for anything that would sound better to me right now. So thanks once again for cheering me up on a day with not enough sleep and too much thinking.
have you considered that maybe "feminist breaking" just isn't a fetish that appeals to many women? most girls who are normally into being humiliated will find the sociopolitical element to be off-putting, and girls who aren't into humiliation won't see any point in it.

no one is censoring your content for being offensive. there just aren't many other people who are into the exact same specific fringe fetish that you're into.
(Call Me When You're Sober by Evanescence)
Except there is rambling and fucking up and me being drunk and COME AT ME BRO GIVE ME SOMETHING TO FUCKING DO

Of course! You know I think you're awesome, honey.

I'm so sorry, this might not have been what you intended.

Well, if you say so. Would line 581 from this pastebin be okay?

I wish I had all your goddess recordings. They're my favorite vocaroos of yours.
I love Evanescence so much, and your voice came across just like Amy Lee's at times while singing this, which given what she can do with her voice should be taken as a huge compliment. I've heard you sing a few of her songs, and I would really love to hear you sing more of them at some point. Her voice just sends chills up and down my spine, and yours does too. Part of what makes her singing so effective is the intensity she packs into her voice, and you do it as well, so her songs are well matched to you.

And rambling songs are fine. Angsty songs fine. Giggly songs are fine too. No matter what you sing or how you sing it, I'm going to keep coming back for more, because I'm a glutton for pleasure.

Thanks Hatter. I wish I could return some of the happiness you've created in me tonight, to repay you for your singing.
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Hey. I'm looking for a girl to sing a line I'm gonna use as vocal hook in an instrumental mix I and my brother are making.

The line is "sex and red wine / are good any time" and simply "sex and red wine"; here's an audio sample of how the melodic cadence has to go, but if you feel like it you can explore around that too: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p7vSpRabqR

If I like your recording and use it in the track I'll credit you as featured in the title by whatever name you want (or not, up to you) and if you'd like some comp I can pay you too.

Have at it, it's just for the fun of music.
That's okay.
And I know the author of those scripts, and I'm sure he'd let me have the files so that I could make them available to you, if you really want them all. :)

What sort of vocal quality should I go for? Or do I have liberty to do a lot of takes and you can just pick and choose and we can go from there?
For Cola, who is fuckawesome and lovely
(Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me from The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Ilu bby I'm so drunk oh fuck I don't remember doing this

N'awwww, you're so welcome. You have given my feedback when I have gotten none, and made me feel so good about my voice. I am so glad I have been able to make you feel remotely close to good tonight.
I got it, I took it, I liked it. Sounds awesome as always - you're so god damn talented!
>Hey. I'm looking for a girl to sing a line I'm gonna use as vocal hook in an instrumental mix I and my brother are making.
>The line is "sex and red wine / are good any time" and simply "sex and red wine"; here's an audio sample of how the melodic cadence has to go, but if you feel like it you can explore around that too: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p7vSpRabqR
>If I like your recording and use it in the track I'll credit you as featured in the title by whatever name you want (or not, up to you) and if you'd like some comp I can pay you too.
>Have at it, it's just for the fun of music.

Hi... as far as vocal quality, I'm thinking of a mildly sexy, winking, but casual tone... something light in spirit but with some smokiness to the voice.
Do as many takes as you please and thanks, I'm looking ?? to hear it.
Thanks. I'll have it up later tonight.
great; i can also pass you a track sample if you think you might use it.
>he'd let me have the files so that I could make them available to you,

Yes, please! That would be amazing!

I am going to be so embarrassed tomorrow

OK, email or upload link or wut?
nvm i thought it was for me, hah.
Yeah. Upload link works best.

I'll hit him up tomorrow and see what he thinks :3c
Sweet, here's a brief sample with the rhythm base only w/o guitar:


I appreci8 it, bab'.

You: "don't call me babe"
Me: "I didn't, I called you bab'..."
You: "Hm, ok... but no more."
Me: "Aight."
Drunk Hatter cup song please c:
If you want to do another song, how about "These Boots are Made for Walking," "Stuck in the Middle With You," or "Magic Dance."
Otherwise, I'd love to hear you just rant about something. Maybe a movie you like and why it's awesome and errybody should watch it, or a movie you hate, or about a celebrity and all the nasty things you would do to him or her in the bedroom.

Or maybe one of these things:
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Azula, thanks for recording Power Rangers: Sex Force to me. Listening to it stimulated the nerdy side of me, and your voice and your performance stimulated everything else.

Including clips of their song at key points added some much to it. It made me smile and laugh at the same time every time I heard it. I've always liked that song for some reason, as for some reason it always excited me. Now I'm never going to be able to it quite the same way again.

I loved how you played your part. You very easily could have been any number of lady rangers from the show, many of whom I've had crushes on, and the fact that you were believable in the role added at least as much as the inclusion of the music.

I don't know how much you've watched the show, but the lingo tripped off your tongue in a way that made me jealous of the words. Then, when your words began to mingle with sexier sounds, I think it was the words that became jealous of how much enjoyment I was getting from your voice.

These recordings you've done for me so far have made me so happy that you've decided to tackle more scripts. Although tackle isn't really the right word. It should be more that you embraced the scripts, kissed them, caressed them, and then bore them to the ground and made sweet love to them on silken sheets. The product of that union in this case was a nerdy but incredibly sexy script. I loved every minute of it, and look forward to listening to the Jurassic Park one. Thank you, Azula :)
I don't know what this is

I don't into sfw but just for you
I have no recollection of what this is
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The Goddess of War Omnibus:

http://pastebin.com/47d1btKj (Very Short, in which the Goddess proclaims the beginning of her crusade)

http://pastebin.com/vuRnqJ35 (Short,in which the Goddess muses about men's desire to die by her hand)

http://pastebin.com/TmZR7bfq (Long, in which our heroine recounts felling an army of millions)

http://pastebin.com/QDaSZM6X (Long, in which the Goddess ponders her feelings towards men while massacring them.)

http://pastebin.com/9WDMvuZB (Long, in which the Goddess recounts the first time she slew an army)

http://pastebin.com/6qZ2VFam (Short, in which the Goddess expresses her love for her victims)

http://pastebin.com/kmspNVwQ (Medium, wherein the Goddess toys with the last man in the world.)

http://pastebin.com/HMGEqma7 (Long, wherein the Goddess tortures numerous men to death)

http://pastebin.com/xKr1sCB3 (Long, in which the Goddess recounts killing an army whilst nude.)

http://pastebin.com/X7Dvx7YJ (Written by one of the girls who has recorded, Medium. The Goddess mocks and torments a dying man

http://pastebin.com/g4WkYt7Z (Long, wherein the Goddess butchers a camp of men)

http://pastebin.com/DYbiWpxV (Short, the Goddess exults in her own glory)
I'm sending her a .rar with all the stuff in it, by the way. I hope you go on enjoying them as much as I have, my friend!

Here you go. Splice it up, mix it how you need or want. If you're not totally satisfied with the sound, I can always redo the vocal quality. I have proficient range.
I'm also pretty sure I nailed some harmony just now so here ya go.
Wow, perfect stuff; you have a beautiful voice and I think I got all I need indeed, by modulations and tone... I was also cracking up as my kitten perked up and started looking for you behind the monitor, haha... she's too cute.
So, I'm gonna do some mix testing later and I think I'm gonna use you, thanks...
in that case, what name/nickname would you like to go by for the "featuring (...)", if you wish?
Do you want some throat tippage?
How are we gonna meet again so that I can pass you the finished track?
What's your phone number? jk