I was about to say "great job" dammit
Oh shit are we rating cats in here? Rate Rex,
How many girls do you stalk and impersonate, Dale Bradshaw?
whats going o in this thread
8.5 but you are like one hundered percent my type
also i love all of your cats
Where yo head at? Cutekitty/10
People who don't eat neatly hurt me.
8/10 cat damn
7.5/10 for both of you
Reposting potato cam no makeup pic because this thread looks more active.
8.10 like your hair
idk i always think of 5 being avg . im not being narcisstic but i feel like im kinda better than that, just from peoples feedback irl not from what i think of myself. it is a pretty bad picture but i dont wanna be judged off of when i look my best..bc i dont always look my best
Solid 7/10 Proportionate face, ablbiet a little chubby, a piercing yet sullen gaze, like that of a light house; weary in it's years of service but, still emitting a powerful luminance, guiding those who are fortunate to be caught in it's gaze. Your lips look okay too.
As for the cat 10/10, would bang.
I was going to say you look a bit like eric but its already been said! and I luv your cat so cute
7/10 cat is 6/10 weird face but fluffy and fluffy cats are the best
Idk you seem cute 7/10 and cat is so fluff pls
YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL 10/10 FOR REAL
6.9/10 need to see moar face to get tru rating
Why do a lot of average looking people have shit tastes?
>Still feels the need to post his face
At this point, what do you get from this?
you're all okay and not unattractive
>Hiding my face with an object
Stop that shit
My favourite thing about rate threads is if you're the 50th+ poster you will barely get any rates
Oh my God okay the angle or something was weird because I can tell now
>thinks that being the 50th poster in threads that usually get more than 300 posts on a normal basis is the reason you aren't getting rated
>not looking at the stupid fucking face he's making in his pictures
4.5/10 you giblethead
Do you wear contacts or did you edit the shit out of your eyes? I've never in my life seen anybody with that dark of blue for an eye color.
Hey some people get off on posting pictures of themselves to see how they rate and others don't. Just because I don't post pictures doesn't mean I simply talk shit, I'm sure a lot of us will agree that somebody who wants to be seriously rated would post a half-decent picture of themselves, not that shit you posted. Your eyes are squinted, your lips are twisted, your head is tilted back and making your chin look squished against your neck. Did you honestly think you look attractive that way or what?
My cat doesn't want his picture taken right now because he's v shy, so here's my icky self.
will make new post and rate the rest
>average girl with wide nose is 7/10
>girl with Myspace angle and dumb expression is a 9/10
>above average guy is 2/10
>you're a 5.5 wearing a blazer that doesn't match the rest of his outfit
fucking top kek here and I'm not even the guy you rated a 2/10
6.5-7/10 but your picture quality is so shitty I can't really tell.
my god you're a bisexual's dream come true
Uh bro, take the compliment. 6 is good news, you aren't ugly but you've got shit personality if that's how you react to compliments.
they say being over confident is a turn off, they say not being confident at all is a turn off, i know i'm really really really ridiculously good looking but what is a guy to do.
Brandon, why? Fucking go to the gym and stop being a fucking pussy. You might become a 8/10 if you stop bitching and actually try to improve yourself. This is why no one likes you. I really don't know if you're the most successful troll or the most pathetic loser.
Please try harder if you're going to troll with a picture that's even been used in a thread that was screencapped and posted to Reddit
Dont get plastic surgery wtf and looks really dont matter to girls that much, unless youre below a 6/10 and youre not. Average looking guys can get a girl easy when they have a good personality, maybe stop listening to linkin park and being a little bish and a girl will want to bang u, you're not even ugly
Bro I feel your pain I am not much in the looks department either and I'm a bit chunky you just gotta be confident and have good personality I manage to hook up with chicks pretty regularly that I consider above my level you just gotta learn to talk to them and not get intimidated...alchohol doesn't hurt either
omg please anon please stop
go to /adv/ they'll listen to your incessant whining
then stop whining because it fucking creeps people out, ok fuck what I said about going to /adv/ you want some help? You care too fucking much about a god damn number that a bunch of losers on 4chan are giving you when it's all based on personal opinion. Somebody's seven can be another person's ten or a two or whatever the fuck, get over it. Nobody will ever find you attractive as long as you're whining about your physical image and not working on your mental image. Talk to a doctor/psychiatrist, get on medication to deal with your depression/anxiety/whatever, find something that relaxes you, smoke weed, just stop fucking whining about it because it is so unattractive.
Fuck I still feel like I'm feeding a troll but this mentality pisses me off, it's easily solved and too many people just wallow in it instead of doing something about it.
Now I'm just having doubts of you being a troll since you're deleting posts
you know how stupid this makes me feel? I'm pretty confident in my physical appearance and a guy who I can identify as somebody more attractive than me posts his face more than I do but somehow lacks enough confidence to admit he's attractive
jesus fucking christ
>you don't get it!
Uh obviously I do, you're just denying it because you apparently won't accept any help unless it's from a girl. That's fucking sad dude, being that dependent on other people's opinions. I couldn't imagine it. Read this shit and tell me if you would find a girl attractive if she was saying the same shit.
I mean fuck I tried but you far exceed the limits of my own medication.
One of my cats, he died like 2 or 3 months ago :( but i dont have photos with my other cats.
>just me walking down the street
>see a girl ahead
>she doesn't even look at me
>"WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU THINK I'M A SEVEN LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE?"
>she's obviously confused, starts walking a little faster
>"OH MY GOD WHY CAN'T A GIRL JUST TELL ME WHY I CAN'T BE ATTRACTIVE TO THEM"
post another photo i can't find your photo in the thread
6/10 is a D. That's passing. I'm a straight guy so I can't really comment on how you *look* but you're attitude is shit. You pull a 'woe is me' with the 'I bet it feels wonderful to know that there are people out there that find you attractive.' and the way you bring up suicidal tendencies as though it's a factor in your physical appearance is odd as well
And attached is my photo someone rate me
>Walk into job for interview
>Girl at counter looks at me
>"Hello, are you here for the interview?"
>"Can you tell me why nobody thinks I'm above a seven?"
>"Uh... sir, I can't do that but-"
>"PLEASE NOBODY ON 4CHAN THINKS I'M ABOVE A SEVEN WHY CAN'T THEY JUST TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY FACE THAT I'M NOT ABOVE A SEVEN?"
>inb4 Jon Snuuuu!
8 if girl, 5 if guy
I don't understand what is happening
>The year 2023
>The world is purely based on how other's rate each other with a numerical system of _/10
>Need food? You better be over a 7/10 if you expect to buy it
>Water? Can't even drink if you aren't attractive to every single person in the world
>Don't even think about living in a house if you can't pay your utilities with your physical appearance, fucking 6/10 scum
>Fear for my life because I was rated low in a 4chan thread recently
>Authorities find me sitting on my computer begging for a better rating
>"Stop right there, criminal scum! Everybody knows anything below a 7 is below average and not worth anything to this world!"
>Dragged out of my house while I desperately post one last plea
>Autoload brings up one last post to my eye as I'm ripped from all that I know
>"6.9 need to see moar face to get tru rating"
ayyy lmao thats not bad.
Here's the context to that shot. And yeah my skin is kinda crap i gotta clean my face more
>You aren't attractive at all
>Want people to tell him he's attractive
>While telling people who aren't ugly that they are ugly and not attractive
Add another shitty trait to that personality you've got there bro
> I'll even PayPal you money if I have to. I'm so desperate
No fucking shit dude i mean come on. This is /soc/ not /tellmeimpretty/ People are giving you their blunt opinions, and some have said you're average. That's it. You look average. You heard it here first except you didnt: you look average.
of course, it's a god damned rate thread everyone here is here because looks are some sort of importance to them but while we're here rating each other you're giving your life story about how it sucks
and yeah, didnt you see that lakers dude? ugly as fuck. And once i was in my car and we drove by some fat ass dude with a 8/10 grill. If you're nice and don't have the victim of life attitude you might find what you're looking for
>I wouldn't be nearly as bitter if people were willing to help
>mfw I tried to help but you're too fucking full of yourself to accept anything from anybody unless they're a female
>mfw no matter who you talk to, everybody is going to have a different perception of beauty
>mfw you will never be solidly rated above a 7 by every single fucking person in the world
Neither do I, so I whine about it to a bunch of guys on a website i have for a few hours, and then get over it for a bit.
and to anyone rating here's a shit photo of me
holy shit are you seriously trying to coax conversations out of people by saying you're suicidal?
I'll be honest, i was 17 in that photo but I turned 18 about 3 weeks ago mods, alright?
And when you say trying, do you mean just like, taking care of my skin and hair more, or the whole shebang with gym and shit?
No you won't. Nobody rate him seven. This will begin the tragic downfall.
He will see what advice he gets, and improve himself. He will actually be a solid 7 after average. But it won't stop there. 8? seriously? no 8? the cycle will continue. He will be the cock of the walk. True man. The chisled chin and handsome 5 o clock that the ladies and some men have dreamed of..
>but why doesn't it go up to eleven cmon im about to kill myself please tell me
>you get to help him out
>but you ignore me
I wonder why
did you know its 5 am and i dont know what im doing with my life
Excuse me, I thought my ratings were the ones that held the control in this sick world
bro take a xanax and get off your laptop you have serious issues and I dont really want to talk to you because you dont listen to what I say anyway
>you will never be a 7+
>as time progresses you will maintain a rating of 6.5 and under
>your anger will grow and you will age
>finally, one day, someone on a rate thread will tell you you're a seven
>a single tear will roll down your face, it is time now
>you go running through the streets stark naked, screaming about your rating
>"FINALLY!!! FINALLY I'M WORTHY!!!"
>Women and children gawk and gasp at your nakedness
>Their husbands and male friends shielding their eyes and yelling at you
>You have no worry or concern, you've been waiting for this day your entire life
>You stop to forcibly kiss a woman holding the hand of a small child, accidentally smacking the child in the face with your small but erect penis
>After your generous show of compassion, you scream "YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY TO BE KISSED BY ME, A SEVEN!!!" before running back home to brag to everyone on the internet who could've ever rated you a 6.5 or less
>The police have been called at this point, you hear the sirens outside your house
>it's your decision- will you, a 7/10, be arrested?
>No. You choose to stick it out until the very end
>You go to post on 4chan about your victory and triumphs of the day, how you showed the world you were worthy
>You refresh the thread out of curiosity
>One response to the comment that said you were 7/10, it's from the same person who gave you the rating in the first place
>"lol just kidding faggot"
Wait a few days, actually smile a bit in the photo, pray nobody gives you shit because they know how you are, and see if there's any change man. The reason she's telling me what could be improved may be because my issues are kinda obvious, like being fat, lets say.
Thanks! I'm a fighter against the most tragic thing on earth, eating too much. Kek
Last image ill post, horrid shot, but my pinkie out makes up for it. Ill start rating now i guess.
>tfw never had a girlfriend
>tfw no cat to keep me company
who me? of course I do, I use to talk to things about people
>I'm literally in pain and am crying
Can you take a picture or I can't believe you
god damnit ankh making me kek the toppest right now
7 you look greasy dude
6 lose the beard
as in u look 12
personally I can't rate without first pretending I'm your uncle
>told to shave to be more attractive
>"So what can I do to be more attractive?"
omfg this has been the best night of my life, I've never been so entertained.
>not clicking my ID to see the other things I've posted in order to get my vapid sense of sarcasm
Beard? I hadn't even thought far enough ahead on how that'd fit on me.
I'm suprised you rated that second photo more, i thought it looked worse. Oh and nice face, 8/10 dont like the hair so much though but thats my taste
Refer to attachment
I haven't been on soc long but i can tell you that anything i feel offputting about you is your attitude. But you don't give two shits cause I'm a guy anyway. 7/10 honestly but maybe that's a 1/10 in your mental gender adjustment
Top fucking kek
You shave when you shouldn't, when you grow your facial hair out you should shave, your hair is too long and should be cut short but if you cut your hair it's going to look too short on you and you should probably grow it out, also if you need glasses wear them until you actually wear them and then you'll need contacts
Idk you have kind of a baby face?? Like your face hasnt fully matured yet. And your eyes are kind of small. And you have no top lip. Theres nothing you can do about any of that really. Except if you were cool and funny and not a crybaby wiener. Now leave me alone
>eyes too far apart
>nose to wide/piggish
>eyebrows too close to eyes/too small
>have you tried smiling?
post pic with timestamp or go somewhere else though, really
grill here you're a 8.5/10, do u have a kik? i'd love to chat more
You have emo-gonna-turn-into-a-killer stare eyes.
I was molested, beaten, went through fostercare, homelessness, etc... and even I seem to smile more than you.
For fucks sakes man, personality and attitude can go a long way.
I'm not even joking. MAKE yourself happy.
ok so hi my name is boxxy
>I want your honest opinion so I won't kill myself, I just need to know what's wrong with me
>Oh shit nigga you gave me your honest opinion, that's not what I really wanted fuck I'm going to kill myself
Ayy lmao hivemind
8/10 Professional cook or do you just dabble in it? Pretty attractive hobby to be honest, women love men who can cook delicious food.
4th'd because why not
good morning qt. 3.14 ;] I'll stop being a tease, my kik is arbiac
I think that's what it is anyway
>I've been a decent person my whole life and people are evil and unaccepting of my flaws, they are unable to like me. I'm done, I've had enough.
goodnight supreme gentleman
>Making it an accident
You cant make it an accident you retard you'd be faking one, and you are one of the most inconsiderate faggots here if you're going to kill yourself because you affix your whole worth to your appearance, and then you're taking out possibly whole families with you. You fucking asshole.
It's down the road not across the street, get a warm bath going and do it there instead.
HOLD ON A SECOND
WAIT A DAMN SECOND
>crashing my car into traffic
you fucking retard
and no you're not taking that one back
People say you're some other posting these images and giving them a persona that doesn't belong to the guy in the pic, but I have a hard time believing someone could be THAT autistic and enjoy posting here as a pathetic piece of shit so much. What I'm saying is, you are garbage and to even think driving into traffic will do anything but injure innocent people, then you really are a complete fucking moron.
>making it an accident
>implying that you're guaranteed to die in a car crash
>implying you're even gonna deliver
>still hasn't posted one timestamped pic
get out already
had that too
he thot he could be a tricky trickster, not today shithead
>knows he can't deliver when people want to see him anhero/ask for timestamped pics
anyone can look like a whiny faggot on the internet prying for attention y'know
>Oh my god I deleted it
>But they'll remember it what can I do? What is a pussy copout worse than 'the whole episode was a dream'? I GOT IT!
You guys have all been trolled. I took it too far with that last comment.
That's it, /thread unless this kid posts a timestamped pic or whoever the hell he is
Why are you still trying to be relevant?
>pull up to mcdonalds drive-thru
>yeah let me get a number 7 meal with a coke
>"haha they think im actually want a 7"
>proceed to pay window
>pay, 7 cents is your change sir
>"stick it up your ass haha"
>proceed to pick-up window
>You guys all have been trolled. I took it too far with that last comment.
>drive away without getting food
>haha i so fucking got them
can't believe there are so many newfags ITT they don't recognise brandon
FUCK OFF BRANDON even if it's not the real one
have a disgusting picture i sent to my girlfriend as a joke because FUCK ANYONE that is brandon or impersonates him
perhaps the third time on soc, not too sure where to ask this but do brown men/women come here?
i dont get why people hate on kissy-lips pictures anyway
life is so srs??
7/10 thread commence
>sitting in bus
>a qt.3.14 is next to me
>she smiles lightly in my direction
>I smile back
>She's there again
>I decide to sit next to her
>We talk for a while, learn about each other's lives
>Say our goodbyes and off to our own lives
>This goes on for a couple of days until I invite her to my apartment to hang out
>She comes in, already heated up and clutching onto my shirt
>She kisses me and I haven't even said anything yet
>Know what I'm about to do
>Lead her to my bedroom
>Lay her down on my sheets
>My face is an inch away from hers, our breath meeting
>I whisper silently in her ear
>"Do you think I'm a 7/10?"
>"w-what anon? Do you have a condom?"
>"I said do you think I'm a 7/10? If I'm not attractive how will I ever be fit for a woman in this world?"
>"Anon you're being weird"
>"So that makes me below a 7/10? What can I do to improve that?"
>"k I'm going to go home now, maybe I'll... uh see you later"
>"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, WHY CAN'T ONE WOMAN TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? WHY CAN'T WOMEN FIND ME ATTRACTIVE?"
>she's already gone
>I'm clenching the bed sheets in my hands
>a single tear rolls down my face as I mutter
>"I took it too far with that last comment."
8/10 nice eyes
8/10 i really like your hair
>walking home at night
>see a shooting star
>wish the hardest i've ever wished that i would become a 7/10
>anticipate the change from 6-6.5/10 to 7/10 the next couple days
>nothing is happening, becoming unsure of myself
>go to mall to ask people why im not good enough or attractive
>people ignore me and look at me funny, some even laugh at me
>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE PLEASE HELP ME IM MISERABLE AND I NEED TO BE A 7 PLEASE GOD SOMEONE
>mall security dragging me out of mall
>PLEASE STOP DRAGGING ME AND TELL ME WHY IM NOT A 7
>start swinging at mall cops
>knock one of them out
>real cops on the way
>one coming for me, tackle him and ask him for a rate or ill take his gun
>gives me A FUCKING 6
>take his gun
>shooting random people
>PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON
>ONLY IF YOU TELL ME IM A 7
>swat team fires
>being mowed down by machine guns and think to myself
>I took it too far with that last comet
Am I the witness of a new /soc/ meemee?
or is this standard brandoncore
>be pharmaceutical doctor
>tumblrina headmates non-cisscum genderfluid asskin comes in
>Hey, i got my rape whistle ready
>SO I've been looking at your blood pressure, and idont think your meds have been doing you good. I've got this better medicine here
>Well, doc, i hear only 6/10 doctors recommend it
>What do you mean
>at this point i pulled off my jacket and revealed my suicide vest i carry everywhere in case i need to noblily kill myself
>IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF IF YOU TELL ME WHY 7/10 DOCTORS DONT RECOMMEND IT
>I DONT KNOW ITS JUST KIND OF AVERAGE I GUESS, MAYBE IF IT GOT A DOSAGE LIFT
>I look her in the eye
>hah i troled u mayve i took it to far with that last one
>the time is 7:00 am
>about to cook breakfast
>make sure I have 7 eggs, there are 3 left
>throw them away
>qt.3.14 grill is heating up
>crack eggs into skillet
>mixing them up
>fuck, I forgot to put Pam on it
>shit is sticking everywhere
>look at the time, it's 7:08
>scrambling to fix this
>spraying with Pam
>didn't even grab the ham or cheese
>time is 7:10 am
>no breakfast now
>I took it too far with this omelette
>hey john can you take care of my baby
>hours and beers later i look to the baby
Fuck it I suck at these just post some more funny ones man
7/10. Do summat with your fringe.
5/10, 4/10. ayy lmao
9/10. But quit wrinkling your forehead and doing dopey-looking things with your eyes. It makes you look less intelligent.
forgot to post picture