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do these ever actually become successful?
24 / F / USA
Looking for a LTR with a bearded white dude, bonus points if you're intelligent & a HipHop head
Not opposed to LDRs
I'm a bearded white dude, but uh my beard is blonde and I prefer hip hop, pop, rock alternative and the like. I love your body already... :3
I work security for various cons around Seattle where I live, we have a horror con coming up. 100s of make up artists will be there. I totally could introduce you, too bad you live in the land down under
Why do I feel we've talked before? In any case, eyyy.
5'10, Asian, confident, reliable, thinker, talker, loves literature, films, good company, and meeting new people. College educated, loves the beach, small cheap restaurants, and more!
I put too much effort into this thing to just post it once.
I went to school for history and ended up teaching for a while. Don't do that to yourself trust me on this.
>I don't really feel like going back to edit it now, but looks wise I am about average I guess.
>Medium long brown hair, wear band tees, regular tees, shorts, khakis, jeans, converses, w/e
>not having a 31 foot long dick
I seriously hope
It's so unnecessary, too.
I've got a 6.5"er and I've always been told I'm huge. Girlfriend insists that it's 8" as if I've never held up a measuring tape before.
People really need to gain some self-confidence about their dicks.
You're projecting pretty hard, anon. I'm sure plenty of people lie about their dick sizes here and all, but does it really matter? If they're lying, let a girl find out and call them out on it. Your post just screams insecurity, ironically enough. Just food for thought, anon
> and I'm comfortable with it, I just get tired of other men feeling the need to lie.
If you're comfortable with it, why do you care what other people say about themselves? If they're lying, it's extremely easy for them to be found out, so it doesn't really matter.
If you're going and looking at the supposed size of guys' dicks and feel mad about it, that's insecurity. Just relax.
I know girls don't care about it. I'm just saying dudes lying and bragging about dick size is obnoxious. I'm not hurt, insecure, offended, or anything like that. I just find it to pathetic.
I learned how to conduct proper research, which has been super helpful in everything I have done since but yeah. Unless you end up going the "publish or perish" route teaching the humanities isn't worth the investment.
Poly sci was fun but I dropped it in favor of Anthropology because I got tired of every person in a class of 300 trying to take over the period to talk about how awesome their personal political beliefs are compared to everyone else.
I'm trying to be less of a waste of biomass, I swear.
Wow fuck its been a while. Not digging the new format yo, shits so tedious to read man.
A Y Y L M A O
fuck you basic bitches lmao i bet u kids cant even compile DEBIAN LMAO
hmu tho if ur qt
Anywhere, where there are more than one square filled in, it's a range. Like, I don't mind any of them.
Tell the daen! Tell the daen! Karn sky is relfing.
Be sure you know what you want to do with that before you go... there are four kinds of POLS people: uber activists that would be better served going into another major to support their goals (like philanthropy), pre-law without being pre-law, those looking to do public service (similar to #1 but working for the man) and then the small group that wants to teach, go on to grad school, and be a professor/researcher at the college level. If you're looking to do primary/secondary education, going the "education" route and specializing in social sciences might be more useful (otherwise you get stuck teaching US government forever... and that blows even as a TA).
If you like history, stay in history; it's a big component of POLS, but most people don't realize that most of upper division political science, particularly international relations and comparative politics for say, IPE, is a metric shit ton of statistics and math. Not only that but if you're looking to do the Ph.D thing, the top 10 schools have a monopoly on 50% of the tenure track positions once you get it.
BUT! In response to >>21595367 if you actually do get into real POLS classes (the 300 person intro classes don't actually expose you to anything real anyway and nobody knows what they're talking about) at the junior/senior level at least in undergraduate stuff, you get like 10-20 person classes at most good universities that narrow that shit down, start using a bigger seminar system, and actually teach you something. Yeah, you'll always run into the assholes starting their presidential campaigns and having a political stick shoved up their asses, but they're usually the most fun to play with.
Sauce: I'm a graduate student in POLS at the masters level polishing my CV for a PhD and publish ALL the things. Though if you're curious about what you're getting in to (especially since I am currently in Texas and know how they teach it), feel free to hit me up on skype: aprofisfinetoo
... and since I left a wall of text, I might as well post this since it's that "once in a blue moon" time apparently.
That template is too clustered for me. I'm going oldschool.
Highly intelligent (180 IQ)
I'm so sorry ;__;
The only emails I've gotten are really.....boring....and not even trying....so...either I'm not gonna respond because it was 2boring4me (cough judging by the simple "sent" that's probably the case) or I didn't get it ;_;
Hey female where in Canadia do you reside?
if your interested and near my area pls respond
this is me
Not near you, sorry, but if you want an online pal, feel free to say hi some time. Your post made me laugh when I read it, but I didn't add you since it said you were only looking for locals.
Do you have interests and goals that you actively pursue? Can you hold a conversation beyond single-word responses?
Then congratulations! This may be the position for you!
somehow botched my decade+ old, daily-used Skype username, and The Man won't let me delete it
I ask too much of men.
Steady income. A place to live. Will take care of my money wise. Won't constantly force me into sex. I want to be a stay at home mom. I like chubby men. I'm clingy. Also, a bitch with communication problems. I'm pretty overweight. Not disgusting obese though. I like the outdoors and games. I'm addicted to Binding of Isaac. I like K pop. I do nothing all day.
Might as well just kill myself now.
Man this is messy, probably forgot something too.
Also hi, I'm Harrison.
Posting a more concise one, the other template feels too cluttered.
doesn't matter, as long as you're on the road to getting /fit/
>beatles, swifty and death grips
WHHYYY ARE YOU
SO FAR AWAY FROM MEEE
You truly are asking for way too much. Nonetheless, I'll take you. The caveat is I'll never actually care about you. You also need to lose some weight. You can sit around doing nothing all day in my apartment because I live by myself. You’re going to need to put out at least a few times a week. Of course, I’m not going to touch you with a 10ft pole you until you lose the weight. You can give me head while you lose the weight. If you don’t lose the weight in a reasonable period of time, you’re out. Does this sound reasonable?
What up, everyone.
I only really filled this out because I take a weird pleasure in filling stuff out. Got bored towards the end though.
here's another dress up game in case any of you hate seeing the hipster noodle-limbs
warning: p sure it was made by a SJW
Australian femanons are extremely rare here, by the looks of it.
This is probably the absolute worst place for me to be doing this, and I know I'm forgetting to put something on here.
>all these 420 hipster faggots
/pol/ was right
>first time on /soc/
>chick literally just a few miles from me
>has a kid
I dont know how I should feel about this.
If you like other Wes Anderson films, you'll probably love it. I saw it like three times in theater. It really hit my sweet spot in terms of aesthetics—I loved the setting, the colors, the atmosphere, etc.
I'm only looking for people who live within driving distance to date, also I'd like to email for a bit before moving on to some other means of communication! Thank you
no women from Canada in these threads, ever
why is that?
gotta admit I did not see that yet.
Seven Samurai had a weird quality for me. Didn't even captivate me in the beginning, but it was the final shot with the graves that made the whole movie worthwhile and awesome. Had a similar experience with Tokyo Monogatari, but no other movie so far.
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insert standard comment about how I'm open to casual convos with females of similar interest
Hello everybody, I hope you're all having a great day!
A few months ago I posted in a thread like this and I met my current boyfriend. He's the love of my life and he will be moving in with me in a week or so. We only lived 3 hours a way so that helped. I just want to let you guys know that these threads do actually work. I know all of you have probably sifted through a bunch of people who didn't work out, or only last a night or a week. I had to do the same! Chin up! Have fun, there's someone out there for you <3
>A few months ago I posted in a thread like this and I met my current boyfriend. He's the love of my life and he will be moving in with me in a week or so. We only lived 3 hours a way so that helped. I just want to let you guys know that these threads do actually work. I know all of you have probably sifted through a bunch of people who didn't work out, or only last a night or a week. I had to do the same! Chin up! Have fun, there's someone out there for you <3
die of cancer
19, soon 20/ F / NY
Plz walk around the city with me
I had no idea where you guys were getting the avatars, so fuck that. If my tablet weren't being a bitch, I'd just draw it, but I don't actually know exactly how my dream qt would look.
I mean there are good feminists out there, but fuck this looks so good then goes so bad
>being an unapologetic liberal
>being a radical feminist
>being completely closed-minded to other's point-of-view just because it differs from yours
ehehe I hope you're moving to Houston or Austin, otherwise you're going to me miserable. But if you ever get off your high horse, hit me up
why am i not surprised the only replies are whining about how i'm a feminist
why do other people care so much zzzzZZzzzz
i'm not a radical feminist
i'm an intersectional feminist
you aren't very smart are you
Because you mentioned it so bluntly without anyone asking and fit the internet feminist stereotype so perfectly?
I honestly don't mind you're a feminist, I'm bothered more by what you don't want your partner to be in the additional info. What do those words even mean anymore after Tumblr and other sites have played with their meaning so much they've become trivial? Am I a racist because I make one offensive joke? Am I a misogynistic MRA if I say the wage gap is a myth?
>sick of dealing with strawman pieces of shit
Go back to reddit, seriously. You need your hugbox
what is the stereotype? that i hate men and am morbidly obese and ugly don't shave my body hair and burn bras and yell shitlord at people and and shit???? LOL
>am i a racist because i make one offensive joke
yes, if that joke is making fun of a race, duh
>am i a misogynistic mra if i say the wage gap is a myth
you're not a mra unless you identify as one, but that does make you a misogynist
granted the wage gap is pretty equal in most states *for white women* but white women aren't the only women there are so
yo why do you boys come around here whining about how i'm a feminist though for reals
like why do you care so much???? this is an ideal mate thread if i don't match what you want you can just ignore me you dingus
do you whine about every girl that doesn't match what you want or something
>woman has standards
>wahhh i don't match!! close minded bitch!!!
Texan here. I suggest you seriously rethink attempting to move to our Republic. Especially DFW. I had the pleasure of seeing our last feminist "rally" leave in tears after a group of women openly laughed at them. Even UT students think yall are retarded.
Pic related is the most liberal thing you will ever see here.
Femmist like yourself teach themselves to see wemon as victiums of autocratic patriarchy. Voluntary vicitium hood is not a good way to achieve happiness. Suggest your don't major in liberal arts.
same dude but different ID.
>yes, if that joke is making fun of a race, duh
I'm black and even I understand that all races have flaws in some ways. It's all about having a sense of humor and recognizing it. It's silly to think I have deep hatred for a race or setting back my ancestors for centuries just because I made a friend chicken joke or something.
>granted the wage gap is pretty equal in most states *for white women* but white women aren't the only women there are so
You know, we were born in a wonderful time. This generation is growing up in a time where LGBT people, minorites, and various social groups don't have to live with the discrimination people like them faced 35-40 years ago. We live in a time where most people are judged by their worth and attitude, rather by their skin color or sexual orientation, specially in the USA.
However, it's people like modern feminists that can't help but see race or sexual orientation first before anything else about a person, disregarding their history and personality, kinda how it used to be done decades ago. If you ask me, it's these kinds of people that are truly racist, propagating the different, and mostly negative treatment of people based on factors other than how they are as a person. That's what bothers me the most.
Also, the wage gap is a myth, for white women and otherwise. The only reason that there exists a difference in earnings is because men work higher paying jobs or more hours. No one is stopping women from doing the same.
>or sexual orientation
Lots of people are still judged incredibly harshly for their sexuality. Consider for a fact that ~4/5 of the population of the US identify as Christians [census]. It is one of the doctrines of Christianity, so, granted, if they're cherry-picking moderates, then no, probably not, but an UNBELIEVABLE (seriously) amount of people think it's deplorable. It's fucked, but, c'est la vie.
I do agree though, mostly, that as far as wages and opportunities go, the only real substantial crippling factor in this area is socioeconomic class. That shit makes it real fucking hard. Poverty cycle is real fucking intense. However, it's not necessarily being black, white, female, gay, or otherwise that makes it a little more challenging for these people to get up in life (mostly in the business sector, where sociability is fairly important), but instead that they are dissimilar to the (perceived substantial) majority of others in the work place, which often inhibits their sociability (it's harder to see yourself in others who are dissimilar, and this makes it harder to relate, even if it's only to a minor degree, in some cases). Where you're perceived deficient or unlikely to succeed (even if psycho-somatically) it becomes a little bit more difficult to succeed. I'm not saying this is an excuse for failure; just raising awareness that it is somewhat of an issue for people. Make your friends and co-workers feel like they're equal, is all, really.
I was confused about this one.
It's like people just say they are shit and don't even give a fuck about what it means. Must be comfortable living with someone else's thoughts in your head, fuck.
How can you possibly say that you'd equally be comfortable in a relationship with no sex as a relationship with sex multiple times a day? Have you ever been in a sexual relationship? I mean if y'all said "I'm a virgin so idk" I'd get it. But you must have some vague idea!
This is about your ideal. It's totally fine to say that your ideal is y but you wouldn't turn down a relationship in x-z!
Me looking at this, as someone on the bottom end of this scale, I have to write you guys off. Because I've done that! I've done that where someone says they can deal with little to no sex! They say, "Well, without you, I'd be masturbating anyways hurhur"
No! That's not how it works! That's not going to be easy for a sexual person to have no reaction when I want to sleep naked!
You think you're being all inclusive, since you're not writing people off, but it just makes it harder to see who you really are!
Exactly, like, I don't think you should predetermine how much sex you are going to have, and I don't think you should expect someone else to comply to multiple times a day or never. And I think when you are in the mood to have sex, you are in the mood to have sex, and then you have sex, right?
You're mistaking lulzing for whining; all of what you're saying is patent bullshit. Not to mention completely lacking in self-awareness.
>i iz intersexshunal feminust umad bro?
>stahp bein so mean 2 mi cuz of muh relolgion!
>if u dont liek me or tell mi i iz wrung, u must h8 wymyn checkm8
In today's lesson, we learn that deliberately saying things to provoke others can and most often will draw the ire and criticism of others.
I'm confused, you say "exactly" as if you're agreeing with me, but it sounds like you're disagreeing?
I do think some predetermining should be there, in the sense of expectations and ideals. I'm not saying that we should sign a contact about exactly how much sex there will be. It's totally normal to have different frequencies with different relationship dynamics.
Sex does happen when one wants to have sex, but the issue comes up when one wants sex and the other doesn't.
I didn't read yours very well sorry. I just meant that I don't think you can decide how much sex you are going to have without the other person agreeing, and I do agree that there should be some indication of your sex drive, but I think that in general, there cam be compromise between two people. I guess my only issue was with the wording of the infograph itself, and I was just kind of skimming when I replied, sorry. I do agree with what you are saying though, I was just making a slightly unrelated point, I think.
I'm not any of those anons but if I went by your logic, I'd never have a sexual relationship. See my ideal is actually sex multiple times a day; as a byproduct of my mental fucktage, I get hypersexuality (thank the lawd Geezus the pills haven't killed that yet). I have both the drive and the physical ability (0 refractory period) for sex multiple times a day. But few girls have that, let alone the small handful of girls who do end up actually liking me. So I have two options: write off nearly every girl I ever meet (even if they are nice and have a healthy sex drive) or I can compromise and settle for like 2-3 times a week at least. Far from ideal for me, but easily workable compromise. So assuming the aforementioned faggots have normal sex drives they could arguably deal with 3-5 times a month (I'll concede that the "never" box shouldn't be filled in, maybe the 1/month box on a few of them), with 2/month being an absolute minimum. Granted, the scale given is shit but whatever. You'd be surprised at how much people will compromise on frequency of sex in order to get sex at all.
Wait, why is it so difficult to tell if I agree with people or not at this point. It sounds like you are trying to disagree with me, but I must have just done a shitty job at wording that, cause I meant what you said pretty much. And what the other person said. I literally just meant that it takes two to tango, and if you are in a relationship with someone who doesn't want to have sex, you probably aren't going to have a lot of sex. If you can't find an area of compromise with that person, it's understandable that you wouldn't enjoy a relationship with them, but I don't think sex is the most important aspect of a relationship, especially if it is someone who you might find yourself getting along with really well.
I think the meter should be a sign of your sex drive, and your ideal amount of sex, and I figure I'm just as horny as the next guy, but I can understand sex daily getting pretty old after a long time, you know? I guess it's just not a focus for me as much as finding someone I actually enjoy talking to for longer than a few weeks.
Your post is dumb.
You're projecting your own bad experience onto a context-sensitive, sex-rate meter in hypothetical partner posts, causing you to make unfounded assumptions.
And if you're seriously the kind of person that 'writes off' people because they didn't say exactly how much sex they hypothetically want from an ideal partner, because it's either not of high enough importance to specify or they don't know, then how highly you prioritize that is more off-putting than being 'written off' by you is ever going to be.
hit me up if u want.
i can at least tell ya all I know about the area.
Dammit, I'm a retard. I meant to respond with all of that to this post >>21639368
Also: nah, I never get that; sex never gets old to me. I'm physically driven to want it multiple times daily.
>I'm physically driven to want it multiple times daily.
Sex has very little importance to me but I still enjoy it. I can go months without it after a period of having sex multiple times per day for a week. I really don't care how much I have sex with somebody I'm in a relationship with. It's whatever makes them happy, I guess.
What the fuck.
Also, I may have a problem.
qt wanted to take LSD with to '60s psychedelia
Me here. I think we talked once for like 15 minutes on skype like 6+ months ago since we were both bored and libertarian.
Still stuck in CA, been unable to escape to the AZ promised land.
Going to go ahead and email you, chat with me through that if you want. tfw all my gun loving friends live in other states.
I do not have any tattoos (yet) but do have stable job, plus I'm also from Europe.
PS.: Even if we aren't the best match I still need a training partner for studying English. And you seem pretty cool.
Why is there no one that I want to add in this thread? I'm sad.
I liked making this/reading others because I compare it to video game stats.
I obviously have the most speed stat because I am gonna get the fuck out of here once I post this.
I didn't even post my information loser.
Last time I posted, I got like, 50 adds. All because I have tits.
Jesus Christ Patch.
I love you.
And you don't even remember me.
The fuck man.
>I didn't even post my information loser.
Oh really? No wonder I said
>might have reached out to add you
>might have added you
Great reading comprehension though.
"most naked women have been a disappointment"
According to some people, more than others.
I do talk to you! but you never answer me so I don't want to bother you.