/boob/ - Boob General
>Post, critique, rate and discuss boobs
Are you new? Timestamp please!
and just for good measure, upside down bae
I actually wish I felt comfortable going out without a bra like this
i would probably have to get those nipple cover thingies in order to not feel weird
I understand that on a rational level, and that what random people think shouldn't matter, etc. etc.
but I wouldn't feel comfortable knowing my friends or people I know are thinking about my nipples. I don't even like showing cleavage for that reason, and also I feel like showing less is showing more (typically)
I would maybe do it if I was just going to the grocery store, knawwwmeean?
It's a tragedy that you don't. Peanut smuggling is hot as fuck.
>I don't even like showing cleavage
Another tragedy. I get legitimately sad when girls with big tits cover them up...
It obviously depends on the outfit and the degree of cleavage, but I usually find it looks a lot more attractive on other women if they dress more classy or 'ladylike' and have them covered up but still form-fitted/noticeable. but that's just my personal preference. Like if I could dress like women on Mad Men every day, I would.
I'm not advocating that women should cover up or hide, just stating a preference as far as attraction goes
I'm sorta on the go, so i can't put on a nicer oen, but here yah go
Yes, quite recently in fact. Oh, to be able to touch those beautiful curves.. :)
you lack basic reading comprehension skills unless you mean that you want to like the sweat from some man boobs as that is a dude who reposted that pic.
Ah, Pearls, that fine mademoiselle. That pumped up living doll, epithome of beauty and on-the-verge-of-chubbiness. I adore that gal.
Have some more for good measure.
I have to stop, I know.
My dear God, she is da shit.
I only started posting a little over a year ago, so it's certainly not me
I've done 3 total, I think. but I do tend to be really lazy about posting on /boob/ so my apologies on that front. no plans to do anything other than post photos like a dang casual
i third this
ty ty (not at home; different ID)
I'm pretty sure a few of those aren't even saved on my phone or pc anymore, so I'd be interested in seeing them too, haha
Spawn is not gone, she is getting ready for a new set.
Lovely Purpzy seems to be gone, which is very sad, tragic if you ask me.
Domo is getting black dick in all holes.
Rabbit doesn't post that much, neither the new girls.
>mfw I fap to Pearls meanwhile
oh, the treasure
I don't really like it rough to be honest, so, not their hardest
The emphasis of the thread might be boobs of any shape or size but showing other things is a regular occurence too. Fair enough if you don't want to but this being a "boob only" thread shouldn't be the reason cos it isn't one.
Thanks! I'm good
be my gf?
I swear I'm not like the rest of the thirsty guys on /soc/!
>tfw no gf
alright I can tell what you need. I'm gonna make you my little fuck toy. You want me to pin you down and fuck that little pussy, huh baby girl?
[spoiler]tfw no gf to get nasty with[/spoiler]
>>21613079 Sometimes, yes
>>21613110 Thanks :) A pleasure
Haha, Well , it's just the body, if someone likes it, I'm happy.
Thanks, I will come back later or another day, thanks darlings!
Atm like 12 H but usually 10g/f
I know. Massive. And hard on top :/ like I have half a boob job
If I can think of something to do..
Do you have a colander, 3 feet of garden hose, a blasting cap, a brick of 5 year old cheddar cheese, 14 bananas and an owl handy? Cause if you do, i got an idea for an original vid you could do.
I am >>21613423
>>21616383 amazing body!
That glorious feel when Purpz tits have been given rare candy and pretty much evolved instantly. I seriously can't wait for a few months down the line...
Cause I'm special, of course
>>21619258 Thank you so much
This is such a shit excuse for a "sports bra"
Don't worry, I won't get crazy.
How about both?
It's a shit kitchen. I miss my old one.
God I love those boobies Hoseph. I just want to snuggle them.
Whats the drink of the day? The gov just raped me on taxes and i need to find a stiff drink an about about a zillion of your pictures to recover.
They don't really "drop"
That was my favorite apartment!
Never was my favorite angle for muh baps, but here you go.
Oh? And how would you like that done?
I've never been fond of making myself squirt, but I love when someone else does. I call this gif "Make your garden grow"
Sorry, hun. I only have one white shirt. And now it's wet... can't redo it I guess.
mmm, looks like we have a sweet chocolate boobs
/some shit joke about all of me being wet
Hokay. Know a good video to webm converter?
why would it be easier to go through the whole uploading then converting process instead of just uploading?
also i didnt say you being that thick was a problem. would you happen to know your measurements, or be able to take them?
But I was gonna go play BL2... because it's my day off and I want to work on being laaaazy.
What measurements would you like?
She is mad and it's your fault
>height/weight (inb4 never ask a girl her weight)
>breast, waist and hip size
you know how to take the measurements, right?
would is be possible for you to take a vid of you taking each measurement naked? or would it just be pics of you holding the measuring tape?
I can do pictures and convert to a gif. And yes, I know how to take measurements, that's why I had the picture with the seamstress tape.
Some people have the tape but don't know how to take the measurements that's why I asked
so yeah if you could strip naked (naked for the most accurate measurements) and get your breast size, waist size (getting between your legs in the shot too) and hip size with your ass to the cam, that would be great
That's hoseph's butt??
Wow, such a great butthole and she never posts it. What a shame.
This is what I'm wearing that's good enough lol
It's from 6 years ago, love. I've had dickbutt tattooed to it now, you don't want to see it
Okay. Please forgive the scar like stretchmarks, as they are in fact ugly.
>I honestly don't know. Last I checked it was 150, but I believe I've gained weight since then. I don't own a scale.
>44 inch bust, 35.5 inch underbust.
And with that, I'll be back in the sidelines watching the new girl. Because yum.
did you take the hip measurements correctly? I thought it was supposed to be around the widest part of your ass
also i would like to see more of that bush
finally would you be okay if i slowed the gif down and reposted it in the thread?
my mistake, i thought it was measuring around the widest part of your butt
i know you said no more pics but can you please post a close-up of your bush?
also i will repost that gif slowed down so we can actually see it, if you want me to delete it just tell me and i will
I wish everyone would send me cat pictures...
Just did this one for the pantie thread
This seems fishy that there just happens to be an envelope with her name and address on it is the exact location she took this picture with a photo with a 4chan filename
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I hope you will be alright, and nothing will be send to that addrees. But there is a button [delete] on the right bottom of the page, just click on the box near the photo and hit delete, should work :/
I guess no more nudies :(((
Fucking creeps, how they dare to take their creep out of 4chin
>girl posts something with her name and likely her real address that she's pretending is an old address
>still think she's going to keep posting
thanks for the pics zoe, too bad you fucked up like this. i never thought i would see a camwhore be so sloppy with personal information
You'll be fine, no one's going to do anything really
This made me laugh though
yeah i know but jeez a paycheck envelope with your name and address just lying there while you take a pic?
yes hoseph good advice
DIRECT DEPOSIT: FOR THOSE TIMES WHEN YOU POST A BENT OVER, PANTIES AROUND YOUR ANKLES, SPREADING YOURSELF OPEN TO EXPOSE YOUR PUSSY AND ASSHOLE TO 4CHAN PICTURE AND ACCIDENTALLY LEAVE A PAY STUB ENVELOPE WITH YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION ON IT
but really though you have no reason to be worried about the mistake or think that it will lead to problems for you.
its not like people are going to start trying to find you or anything like that. imagine how pathetic that would be, for you to file a restraining order against some guy because they wanted to track you down off 4chan
really, i'm not trying to trick you into forgetting about this just to post.
you said you were done, but if it's because of this slip-up you shouldnt let it stop you from posting. by tomorrow this thread will be deleted and the picture will be gone and nothing will happen
BUT DO NOT FUCKING CONTACT THIS FUCKING GUY. IF YOU TRY TO CONTACT THIS GUY OUTSIDE 4CHAN SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN, I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT
NEVER, EVER CONTACT GUYS OUTSIDE OF 4CHAN ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE A SLIP-UP LIKE YOU JUST DID
>tfw caps lock was on
You have blown my mind. Good Lord
Sorry but no
Why sure good sir
Do the same?
zoe what are you doing, you have a letter with your name and address from your college pinned to your wall that's visible in this pic
well if anyone knew about hamburgers it would be you hoseph :)
Right? But seriously, a turkey sandwich and a pulled pork sandwich are not hamburgers.
>I've had dickbutt tattooed to it now, you don't want to see it
(But seriosuly, post your pooper.)
You have a great butt Zoe!
Also a lot of grills were doxxed or doxxed themselves on /soc/. FMU even like three times. I guess it's good it's not /b/ here.
I find it sad that some people try to scare her away with that though. Would liked to see more of Zoe. ;_;
Some /soc/ lurkers are so dramatic.
I'm willing to bet it wouldn't be such a big deal if you didn't talk about all the bad things that will happen and some other fuckhead has to prove you right.
Are you crazy?
As I said one of the many Zoe birchs I know of if you looked it up you saw as many as I did on there
Thank you this bitc is way to skinny at least use perspective
Judging by filenames, behavior, and time/location (posting three hours after timestamp according to NM time), these were probably on /b/ or something and some fag is trolling. Just ignore it.
>tfw i may have taste, but i will never taste hoseph
>Lies. There isn't an inch of me that 4chan hasn't seen.
ah come on, that has to be BS. you've posted your face here? your feet?
i mean i would ask for a repost of any stuff you've done with your holes or face in it but i know that's frowned upon here
I used to post in the feet threads a few years ago, so yes Feet. And of course face. Not usually in the boob threads, though. I could dig up some old pictures, but I don't know what I haven't deleted.
Hiya metal girl.
Pretty good. Just watched four new episodes of game of thrones and am listening to 90s songs while lurking rn.
>Implying someone cares
Also can you do a boobplay gif/webm?
Lolsure let me go find one :3
Fyeah metal ;D
Hoping someone noticed my skeletonwitch shirt. Lol....how sad.
Still haven't seen the show....I know the show is going to run farther than what GRRM has written....so I don't want to spoil it until the book is finished.....Hopefully he doesn't die before that happens.....xD