/sma/ - Skinny, Medium & Average Girls Post ITT
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haha no, i live in a shitty little heritage cottage
it's cute but it's cold in winter and hot in summer and it's painted purple and cream and I can't change it haha
thanks! I have a couple to dump but I'll do reqs after that :)
also, kek at my captcha
Hello, all. I've been lurking for a few months and felt it was finally time I posted something for once. If you like, I can post moar, just ask~
COTTAGE FOR SALE
COMES WITH SMALL DANNY DEVITO-ESQUE HOUSEKEEPER AND GHOSTS OF MANY STRAIGHT BOYS WHOSE SOULS WERE DESTROYED
i've had it for a while, figured I'd break it out for those anons who say i never show off my toys
some of these may be repetitive but you wanted a genuine masturbation set so that's what you get
>genuine masturbation set
yes, dis gun be good.
you're saving this shitshow of a friday for me.
>do you really like how it feels?
yes, it feels amazing.
you should know better than to try to tell a dramatic camwhore what not to do
my toes r fukd rn and the socks match my panties ok
There ya go~
Huzzah for better lighting!
I don't remember doing so
I should hope so
yeey my call for hot girls worked
can you take one accentuating hips/hipbones? ty
one, but she is terrible in bed.
and she's more on the /chub/ edge
trying to go slow to give new grrl a chance too
I don't have that much hip bone game, but here's a pic that sort of makes 'em look decent~
Lol and ty, you're extremely hot yourself :D
I'd like to see more from you, especially your boobs and/or ass xP
>trying to go slow
all my boners.
off with that shirt, please.
I wouldn't make such a claim if I didn't know for myself.
yeah I'm Yugoslav on my mama's side
nah, things are weird with the turk atm and I haven't met anyone else since him.
Hot, too bad she turned out to be a disappointment. How many girls have you been with?
Great abs. Quality is a bit blurry though, like I can't see the details of your nipples like in >>21607401
Here, feast yer eyes upon the buttocks
and about the blurriness, my cam's picture quality is a hit or miss, really. I'll invest in a better cam soon enough though~
a couple times yeah but she doesn't wanna post
yeah, a couple. I would do another if I had a high res camera because my phone camera is a shithead.
i found it again
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE
askjl might stop now
get outta here you slavic whore
>yeah, a couple.
I just remembered the bj vids, lol. Anway, I just checked my humble julez folder and the last fap vid from you was from 2013? Bout time for a new one, I would say.
Why can't you use your phone btw? Every half-decent phone can make good videos these days.
five feet of pure ETHNIC ANIMOSITY think you can handle that?
BISH I WILL ETHNICALLY CLEANSE YOU
That's more than I thought. I'd offer to be your 6th and I definitely know what I'm doing but gf has me on a tight leash and you are Very Far Away.
Much better shot, I like the pose. Do you work out are you just lucky genetically?
Whelp, gtg guys, last pic for now. May be back on later if i"m free :)
post more you bag of skanks
Thanks, see you later.
I wish. I'd love to see you with other girls though.
I tried glass before but didn't like it much. It was smooth though, not textured like yours. I think that's the difference. It definitely looks hot.
texture with glass is my favourite bc it's not draggy like with silicone toys. I like the bumpy side of this one best, the swirly textur doesn't do much for me.
>on your back
>use index fingers to stretch asshole
my peepee needs this so much
Hey, you're not backing off already are you? It's too early to end this match.
My favorite is cyberskin that my gf uses on me. It could be firmer though and it also attracts fuzz easily. We're always in the market for new toys though.
i got about 42gbs of buttstuff content
my peepee hungers for more
it's like a dragon
always searching for more treasure
>necklace in a mailbox
Don't know who it was or when, just seen anons writing about it. Apparently some contactfag doxxed a camwhore and later some autistic namefag dropped a necklace in her mailbox. Now it's an ebin maymay.
He's that same permalurker that thinks he's clever for using the archive and points out when others are 'still here'.
I have nothing against still coming here nonstop as much as remembering details like that 3+ years later verbatim... holy shit friend.
>Only about 20% of that is correct.
Well, I don't really care.
Also every time permalurkers talk about how things were "back then" it's mostly just made up (or drastically changed) shit. So I don't believe anything I haven't seen first hand here anyway.
>I'm not an anusfag
anon of the anusfag masterrace reporting out
It just sounds more impressive than it is bc small ribcage
More photos with thatresolution!
famoo duh. I'm on a train. Not in that picture though. Trains are dope.
Still one of your favorites? You're a real trooper.
I don't think I've posted this but who really knows at this point. ALL MY PICS ARE THE SAME
Better view of the jacket.
SHOULD I KEEP IT OR RETURN?
It's real. Look up Zara leather and it's the first jacket in the women's section.
sweet, a nice fitting. i kinda don't like the feel of those plastic-leather-whatever-fabric but real leather has a nice touch to it.
rocker-chick-set with black lipstick and nailpolish? and chains and skulls and whatnot.
I just vomited on the train. It's like we've got life coaches up in here lately.
>I just vomited on the train
This woman has class!
>i don't know why i'm doing this
no no no, first you spread you butthole for daddy
let me see you cum cum in you bum bum euro man
i'm sorry but i'm a ghost. i killed myself in late 2012
you newfags missed the golden era when i was posting content.
but for the oldfags, i want to let you know, heaven is fun. me and kittens spend all day scissoring and kissing
lol, i thought you were a eurofag, but you're just a loser beaner
or a guess dirty euro Spaniard
i thought it would be funny cause this guy >>21615210
thought some guy posting an example pic of dye was a camwhore
but all the good old lurkers are gone, and it's just weird newfags
no one understood my joke :^(
>i killed myself in late 2012
Funfact: That shitty webcam three years ago made better pics than your new phone.
>pretending to be DYE
When you are done with your europhobia, you should redo this video. :^)
i am slow
captcha was soup and i would like some
no what why do you want to see my tongue?
you have a reaction picture for everything! pretty cool
Honestly, I just wanted to get nice and hard for a second before drifting off to sleep but you're driving me so wild my head is getting wet and sensitive. Might have to take one for the team and rub it out.
yeah it'll be like sma isn't dead
uh i don't really have anything like that, but maybe i should
Is anyone here good with electronic stuff? I'm having problems with my xbox and i have no idea what to do.
if you weren't new you'd know i have a weird butthole and am fat and have gross tits
I don't want to come off as too much of a perv, but I've been a fan of yours for a long time and something like that would be god-tier A+ masturbation material to me. Something tasteful where you and your partner are CLEARLY having fun!
Well it's extremely old. After about fifteen minutes of gaming or watching netflix, it shuts down and two red rings of death appear. I know that thwo rings means overheating, but it's extremely well-ventilated and it's never hot at all. Is there any solution that doesn't involve having to take it apart? (i tried to take it apart and got two afraid of breaking it after about an hour of just trying to take the outside off)
It will eventually die, but in the meanwhile you could try reflow ing the solder using the towel trick.
Basically wrap Xbox in towel for 12-20 mins to deliberately overheat, then remove towel and let it cool for 20 mins.
Or trade pics/sexual favors for an anon's old 360
vag hair yes
i like that you're exchanging nudes for advice that seems very fair
sorry to bother you but
was it painful?
how many sessions did you do?
was it successful?
how much was it?
waxing is getting expensive and I can't shave without it getting bumpy and red
Any requests will have to wait a little so my phone can charge.
yes, my hair is significantly thinner now and is super easy to shave
i don't really remember
>waxing is getting expensive and I can't shave without it getting bumpy and red
Do the simple solution and stop shaving. You can trim and it will look 9000 times better and cheaper.
Why not take pics with charging? The cable can't be the short?
eh idk i guess it might if you do enough of it...like if i did another 6 sessions it would probably all be gone. but i haven't, so i still shave
My actual camera is only able to run on over 5 percent, so i need to use the snapchat camera to take pictures and it doesn't have good quality or a timer.
>My actual camera is only able to run on over 5 percent
Wat? Bad battery?
>so i need to use the snapchat camera to take pictures and it doesn't have good quality or a timer.
Sush before contactfags!
I forgot to attach the image.
Can i post one that i already have? I'm a mess right now.
Do guys actually find that attractive? I can barely do it and when i do i have like seven chins and i just look stupid
nah she claims some bullshit about how she's a rich lab researcher or something
even though she has been posting her nudes on 4chan for years, she's so rich that she can blow probably 10 grand on a boob job and laser hair removal when most people her age are trying to save as much money as they can to start their lives
This is probably the best you're going to get.
The flash makes my skin look so yellow and uneven ugh
Ugh. I hate the flash.
Does that mean i get to finally pick a name?
just pick one already it's really not important and ignore whoever tries to troll you with the old name.
shut the fuck up, lots of girls pick their names stop making it a big deal, that's fucking retarded.
If I'm stuck with hobbit girl, i might as well embrace it.
Can that be it? I was gonna suggest it but i didn't know if that would be okay.
Just curious, are you of legal age to post here?
Based on your "still-living-in-your-childhood-bedroom" and extremely young looking face and pussy, you wouldn't appear to be much older than 15
Or do you happen to be exactly 18?
Because I actually feel some level of creepiness and regret looking at a camwhore if she's underage. I know none of you understand this feeling of feeling like a creep, but I just do, I dunno
>expecting anyone on /soc/ to care about an underage girl
People in /sma/ could be told a girl posting is 12 years old with her posting her birth certificate certifying such and they would still beg her to spread all of her holes on camera
How old are you?
Seriously come on HG, you're still in high school, but a young teenager. You have time to turn it around to not be sharing naked pictures of yourself on this cesspool and end up a used up whore like Ivy
>the girl is so young she plays with dolls and then wants her camwhore name to reflect this
Guys come on seriously. Wipe the cheeto dust off your fingers and have some decency
Sorry for my stubbles. I'm trying to grow my hair back for you guys.
Just stop replying to him.
I shaved and tried to make a heart with my pubes and i got yelled at by everyone for shaving. I'm not going to have a bush. I'll keep it trimmed and well-maintined.
>yes please! pretty pussy
>perfect pretty pussy
>pretty little lips
>that pussy is too cute
Is there literally a way for this place to get any more pathetic?
oh are you the girl who shaved the heart..i only remember people saying it didn't look like a heart, but it was still cute.
looks very wet, stick your fingers in nice and deep
it's time to stop posting
>Is there a kitten?
what is with every new girl thinking they can be called this?
there's a kitten, a kittens, a kitteh and a kitty.
by this point people are going to call you hobbitgirl anyway tbh.
Hey guys, former /sma/ camwhore here
I was just wondering: do you guys really think we like you calling us beautiful, pretty, gorgeous and other stuff like that? We post our nudes on /sma/, we clearly aren't the type of girls who need that type of reassurance all the time
I regularly contactfagged with FMU, SSS, Ivy, Fleas, Puddems, and even DYE and others, and we always shared the cringiest stuff you guys posted and we would laugh about it
don't you champ me, buddy
ctrl+f "hg", "hobbit"
see also; Hollister/Killjoy, Squats/DT
If she stays, she's going to still be called hobbitgirl. May as well embrace it now instead of trying to have 5 names.
This retard >>21617815 is calling her Lo, do you see my point yet?
this is textbook btw I'm a gril
you didn't even try to mimic the writing style of any of the camwhores 0/10 pls go
>pretty sure most of you have no idea what you want
Oh, and a ton of virgin guys on /sma/ do know what we want. Gotcha mate
Protip: Telling a girl how beautiful her asshole is isn't going to make her want you any more
because that's the only thing people knew her as. she came in the thread announcing herself as HG, and took a picture with a hobbit book
i think it's not too late to change it.
i'm not here to make girls want me. at all.
So i think I like Fawn.
I didn't just come into this thread and announce myself as hobbit girl. I've been in various threads and someone said that they would call me Hobbit girl until I recieved a proper name. I just used it so people would know who i was. I have never wanted my name to be hobbit girl. I've been trying to establish a name, but everyone told me that it was too soon for me to have a name.
On that note, I'll be going to sleep.
I'm still confused as to why it's a big deal for you.
You haven't even posted regularly yet.
And you get kinda skittish as soon as another girl shows up or all the attention isn't on you. Deliver quality content and you will get a name.
i know that wasn't the first time it was used, but that's how you entered the thread. was just explaining why people call you that - it's the only thing they knew to call you.
I don't try to take other people's camwhore names... I've literally tried to avoid it as much as possible amd if i tried to, it was an accident.
And i get skiddish not because i want the attention but because i know how i would feel if the same was done to me. And also, how am i going to compete with some of the camwhores that you already know and love?
And i don't like being called hobbit girl because hobbits are short, fat, and hairy.
>And i don't like being called hobbit girl because hobbits are short, fat, and hairy.
Yeah that's more of a term used for the guys who post in these threads, not the girls
Plus only one of those words describes you