/sma/ - Skinny, Medium & Average Girls Post ITT
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last night I dreamed I met jules
I was in a club in australia or some shit and I crossed looks with her. in my dream I didn't knew her, I wasn't like hey I've seen this girl's boobs on the internet I was just going to pick her up like any other regular girl. she actually walked up to me and said 'hey are you a sailor you look like one' and I said 'no I am a veterinary but I'm jobless'. jules asked why and I told her 'because I'm a semi-alcoholic, sex-driven person who loves to curse and shit'. I asked her if she wanted to dance, she nodded yes and I grabbed her by her hips. I told her she had beautiful eyes and we started making out. we ended up in her house fucking like rabbits. light choking, spanks, anal teasing, tit-fucking, gagging. I pulled her hair, played with her tits. it was amazing. I woke up in the morning and left a note with my name and my number and told her while she was half-sleep 'hey this was just sex but I like you, here's my number if you want to hang out some day or you need a veterinary' and I left. she called me some days later saying 'is that you real fucking name? holy shit lol' and we arranged to meet up somewhere close to a beach. that's the last thing I remember before waking up
picture unrelated, it's cheesecake
>fucking like rabbits
we don't do stuff like this you degenerate human.
not sure why it would. ANGLES
Ivy, take a photo of your pussy, belly, tits & face
If you ever want to leave your dude, I'll take you to Taco Bell every day and take you to see Waiters whenever he's playing here. Also, I won't promise to take you back to gypsy country but we can go to Rome or something and I'll let you panhandle with your people for a couple of days.
diced with tomatoes and salty cheese. or did you mean ****for masturbation****?
i probably haven't had taco bell in about two years. good to have that option
can't promise the last but i'll take a picture with the first 3 next time
okay well i was just finishing up with the pictures i took last night. bye!
no I think your face has finally adjusted to your new weight and I hate to admit it (because at first I thought you over did it) but you look hot as fuck.
it's minor changes almost unnoticeable but they're there.
And if HG want's to have her name as Fawn, then so be it. The girl's have pretty much always chose their own names. Hence, Velma (looked a little like her) and others. Fawn is fine with me. Otherwise, some of you newfags may run off some decent future girls and prevent older classic ones from coming back.
Is dat real? Did she really make more dogfucking vids with captain hook? Jeeez, maybe these two really deserve each other.
>It's not real.
Not the guy but it sounds totally legit. Why do you think it's fake?
No one is saying the videos aren't real (at least not some of them, since that's obviously embellished). We're saying that screenshoted message is not real. Context is not difficult.
Speaking of SSS, does anyone have that recent video of her from behind?
sample related: vid dot me slash WMpu
Why would you be jealous of that? Sure SSS is very good looking, but she is a legit psychopath, possibly the craziest girl to ever post on /soc/
You know how they say "never stick your dick in crazy"? SSS is the epitome of that. The girl was letting dogs eat her out when she was 16. Imagine how fucked up her life is and will be in the future
Every camwhore is crazy to some extent but SSS took the cake. Only FMU really rivaled her in craziness.
>honestly i don't know if letting your dog eat you out is that terrible.
I think it's bad to begin with, but maybe not horrible if it's in private. Posting videos of it happening on 4chan? That's psycho behavior
Not to mention her on Reddit posting a dozen links a day of her selling pictures and videos of her body everywhere, selling her used panties, making her own subreddit and watermarking her own pictures (at least that's what sma has said, i dont know her reddit username)? Yes, she is a legitimate psychopath, but I guess this is the consequence of being raised by a single mom, because there's no way she can have a father doing all this shit
The next step will be when she becomes an escort or prostitute
>Every camwhore is crazy to some extent
Every anon too.
>becomes an escort or prostitute
If she prices that like her videos , it will probably like a one year salary for two hours sex.
letting a dog lick you doesn't really hurt anyone. the dog got his peanut butter, she got her pussy licked, that's a win/win
and making money by selling used panties and pictures to suckers is good business.
i'd probably do the same thing if i was her. better than working most 9-5's, and it's easy money. i kinda envy her.
When did I ever say that it hurt anyone? I merely said it's very abnormal and crazy to do that
It may be easy money, but come on have some self-respect for yourself. If it was normal and easy money, every girl would do it, but they don't because they have self-respect.
Posting pics of yourself on 4chan is just for fun, having some banter with the virgins and that sort of thing. But making your body into a business takes a mentally fucked up person to do.
>thinking that selling pictures and videos of your body and of yourself getting fucked and performing sexual acts, while it may be easy money, isn't indicative of serious psychological problems
Whatever you want to say man
Sure you do buddy
How are all of you? :3
I will~ Next up is squishing hehe~
not saying you said it, i'm saying there's worse things you can do that are more socially acceptable. abnormal doesn't = bad imo
and people compromise their self-respect every day to make a living. most people don't like their jobs.
she's just using what she's got to her advantage, which makes sense
Thank you thank you~
I promise you I don't look good with long hair.
Will do~ :3
I'm in remission so nah I'm at a healthy weight and even have a food baby in these~
I had edamame, tomato basil flatbread, and some milk and wheat toast with nutella and banana for dessert :3
I can tryyyy
Ler is that you
I think I'm at the perfect weight though and I feel very healthy and nice, and I have some pretty curve to my body~
Just very petite :3
I love cats~
But I don't really masturbate often tbh I'm too lazy
Hard to make close ups or anything because desktop I need a laptop ;_____;
You're so sweet <3
well even if you're not bating, what about video or webms just showing off your body or something?
also, do you ever get tired of people talking about how the fact that you have short hair confuses their penises?
I already gave one though :3
Oh gosh haha
I have a couple vid.me 's :3 I'll try though more! And no way I enjoy being a reverse trap uwu picture related
Hold on :3
I can't time the gif perfectly enough haha, but thank you!
vid me /
vid me /
(won't let me post them without the break because spam somehow???)
Sometimes at work and when I'm out and about I get some comments; my voice completely breaks the androgyny. I have a very girly small voice.
You are literally the 4chan dream, uh?
Beautiful enough to have the best girl parts but still androgynous enough to complete some sexually confused guys' fantasies.
Thank you confused-boner angel.
>tfw you will never have a gf you convince to post here
>you and her will never set up a dummy facebook account for her with fake friends/fake everything
>you will never pretend to be that guy who recognizes her and accidentally doxxes her
>anons will never get up in a tizzy over it
>sh will never disappear after briefly freaking out
>you and her will never laugh and laugh at pulling off the long con
>you two will never laugh and anonymously add fuel to the fire over the next few days
>she will never return a few weeks later revealing it was all a hoax
Why even bother going on?
please do, shimi. it's a feature you so rarely show off even though everything about you is a real treat to look at.
at any rate you look great now. i like your short hair but not the buzz cuts, the bieber cuts are cute enough but that's all on you and your personal tastes, shimi.
apparently it actually *is* pretty big idk
ya but apparently he wants to see your DIX
getting older, trying to invent more grounds for plausible deniability, etc.
and yeah the shape alternates based on weight, exercise level, how long i slept the night before, etc. so it's good to hear it looks good now! yeahhhh
But I like shitposting :v(
Sorry to disappoint
Early morning muscle definition~ :3
well no shit. MY FACE IS IN THE CLOUD
hey how do i make 4chan not tell me a webm i'm trying to post contains an embedded file?
*rolls around sleepily*
I bought maid cat ears last week isn't it cute~
i'm not like... never taking face pics again. i feel like i posted a face pic like two days or whatever.
how tall are you?
i can attempt...
I don't have one :v(
I'm healthy I'm just stretching :3
Trying to gain muscle mass and it's working~ Doing lots of things like squats and working the elliptical because I want my butt and tummy nice and firm!
I have rug burn on my spine don't worry about it :3c
sexy pics, expecially the one with the panties down your ankles.
what is it with all this show face autism lately?
nice butt shima. you should show it off more often.
>i can attempt
all i could ask for, strong pose-game btw. and regarding that embedded file...i don't have the slightest clue, shorry.
>Trying to gain muscle mass
gotta step up your diet then, with that slim body your body doesn't have energy reserves and basically burns itself instead of stacking up gains. lots of hydrates, or at least a bit more. lovely butt.
Why thank you~
Well thank you for being so generous hehe~
They are recent scars from rug burn, sex on the carpet leaves marks
Why thank you~ And I'm trying, I don't want too much, just be nice and healthy!
idk i like seeing faces and it's FLATTERING so it doesn't really bother me
yes and sure it's fun
so sad about the webm
i feel like that's tall for /sma/
Could you take some more close up pictures next time?
Welcome to 4chan. A site filled with anonymous posters and many more anonymous lurkers. Wanting to know who people are is a waste of your time. Almost as big a waste as verbalising such wishes. Kindly shut up in the future
>tfw you remember shitposting shimapan 5 years ago
I was shitposting before shitposting became cool.
>i feel like that's tall for /sma/
For YOU, not for /sma/.
Also, pls respond: >>21620828
this is probably the most they will. you have to remember how high my boobs were to begin with
well usually i like the small ones for food.i guess i would like a normal-sized one for masturbatory purposes
okay i probably will do that. i just feel dumb posting a 30 sec video
Not much has changed why am I still in sma after 5 years who knows haha :3
But I have a qt vulva/vagina :v(
Sounds like a personal problem to me
oooh thank you
>hi res shit on /s/ and in /sma/
>fap time round #3
Do you have jeans you want to ruin or hot pants/shorts?
yeah i know that's why i usually prefer webms
i feel like i often disappear///reappear
God tier. I don't watch a lot of porn because I hate the noises they make so pictures like yours is pretty much all I check out. Showed my gf and we both agreed that you/SSS/Jules are like exactly the kind of girl we'd invite over.
Keep up the good work I guess!
What are the odds you continue on your quest to be a plastic bimbo? Maybe removing the skintag between your cunt and asshole? Maybe bleaching your asshole because even though it isn't really stained you want your asshole to look perfect? Getting that birth mark on your tit covered up?
birthmarks are cute. and idk prob not on the other stuff
They're both gorgeous.
I hate my life :(
they are all so jealous
i am just jealous of the lovers/boyfriend/girlfriends. ;)
omnomnom if only chocolate was quite the same.
you have a little georgia jones about you, Ivy
>not posting moar sexytimes
>your many toys go where?
Change yr ID some more champ
also you need moar reaction images
Jules, if I saw you at a bar or something would you be more likely to respond to
a) A proposition to fuck your brains out pressed up against a wall
b) Offering to let u peg my bumbum
Also, do you separate the 2 like "these are the boys I fuck" and "these are the boys who fuck me" or do you no confine them to groups.
Or I guess, once you fug a boy in the bum are you still able to see him as a boy that can fuck you proper?
idk if that makes sense
Makes sense, the majority of guys I peg are switches/guys I've had PIV with before they told me they were into submitting, so I just see them as regular sex friends.
Dudes who come up to me in bars/clubs and tell me they want to tie me up and make me service them or whatever the fuck are super annoying. I'm going to submit to someone I trust and respect, not the first dude who tells me I'd look pretty tied up with his cock in my mouth. Does that make sense? Also, fuck off brah, I'm dancing.
you look so LONG and NARROW
but how can you sex men in the butt doesn't that turn them into buttboys and then you don't find them attractive anymore because they're *gay*?
it's not very impressive in that picture
serious dof here
coo, thanks for clarifying bby
Have you ever actually had someone some up to you and say shit like that? I mean in my example I was kinda skipping over a few steps in the interest of getting to my question...
"I wanna tie u up and stick my penis in ur mouf" seems like such a crass first thing to say to try to get someone in bed.
Also, I'm slightly terrified of getting into any sort of rough play with new partners until I know they're not gonna be like "jk didn't sign up for this u rape'd me"
Yeah, apparently some dudes get drunk and think they're James Deen. It's as sad as it is annoying. Maybe more annoying.
Rough play definitely definitely needs to be talked about with new partners.
Captcha Mormt, u btfl idiot
Move to West London and get on Tinder
>You know who was hot? Braces.
She's the the SMA Princess.
I'v never seen this vid but maybe anons have it?
Braces pls cum say hello!
Where did that gif come from? Not sure that it's really Braces.
She did used to be a slut but never heard about a gangbang like that.
And damn she's hot. I'd fuck her if I had half a chance
That's not braces you stupid fucking moron.
That's from an old as fuck video, newfag.
>also, did FMU ever post the bj vid?
I guess she either hasn't fixed her cam yet or she changed her mind about the bj vid. Also, no.
>These camwhores had Ramen Noodles hair
LOL @ pasta CAPTCHA
I laughed. Thank-you.
The brain's not working so well today, Anon, and the mental picture of Layne's fantastic curly mane pushed all others from my mind.
>THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
99% of these girls on here are all talk no walk, they may act like sluts and say they want to get gangbanged by 10 men but in reality they're shy and can only talk the talk but not walk it
The answer must be in the form of a question!
>ALSO, IT TOTALLY LAYNE
>inb4 'shut up, newfag, it was puddems'
To question your answer:
Who was the multi-named camwhore with the best superpower ever?
>Tfw Ivys, Julias, Puddems, FMUs and Fleas prime time is over
fmu started this when she was like 14
>tfw imagining all the times people were continually calling her underage when she was 14, 15 posting nudes and Miss I was born in 1997 probably kept saying NUH UH I'M 18
She was posting pictures of herself and stopped suddenly. Her next post was a picture of herself and a male with no text (that I can recall).
>replying to body-shaming /chub/eta
One would think you'd know better...
Compatibly to how many regular camwhored we've had it totally is. I mean, just off the top of my head and I'm awful with camwhore names:
Curly (pretty sure)
Joy (pretty sure)
I think its close to 1 to 1 when it comes to underaged girls to 18+ ladies. Just think of all the ones we never fine out about.
haven't we been over this again and again and again?
Ban evade? When was I banned? I'm just on the subway and don't have a full laptop here.
I was unaware pointing out the obvious was so controversial. I thought we were just all aware of it. Whatevs though. Here's a train station pic.
I'll watch it eventually.
>tfw too impatient to wait for episodes to be released normally but patient and/or indifferent enough to wait for the whole show to be released
Yeah. I hear it's basically softcore pr0n for people who like D&D (or penises) or something. There may or may not be dragons but there's definitely Peter Dinklage. Looking forward to watching it whenever...
But what about the new Star Wars movie? Jaina Solo is dead, apparently. She got raped and killed by Chewbacca and Chewbacca came back to life after being crushed by a moon. Then Leia divorced Han and got a uterus transplant so she could have more children and married Luke, and they had a British kid called Rey.
No way, Anon. Luke and Leia's kid was Yoda. They sent him back in time to kill the Terminator. He did it and then hid out on Naboo. It was there that he met Padme (who totally cucked Anakin because she loved taking that little green cock).
TL;DR: YODA WAS LUKE'S REAL FATHER.