/boob/ - Boob General
>Post, critique, rate and discuss boobs
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Hopefully I can still move lol after last night dancing in gawdy high heels my body is absurdly sore hah
Also no , I've never jerked off a horse , but I have many a time artificially inseminate a mare
Hi Velma. You know, I was never a big fan back in your pedo days. In fact it was the controversy that first piqued my interest in your um...work and by that time it was too sketchy to ask for more stuff. Now that you're back though I am like sooooo into you. Idk you seem more sexual than ever and the fact that you came back to soc the day you turned legal (with hella oc at that!) is just fuckin radical. I like your style girl. Keep doing what you do.
Sorry. Inappropriately timed cereal
Oh yeah I've been working more at a cafe and I get free food there so I just munch on food all day long out of boredom plus i haven't been riding lately so les exercise and more food will do that to ya
I think everyone has psycho love for her I remember seeing her webms for the first time and thought she was adorable and sexy as fuck. Then I heard her cute voice and it just made the love even greater tbh. I didn't know she was really really back till now. But that post is really fucking weird though.
Not in love with her, but love the fact that shes a cw. And she has mental issues? I didn't know about that like I said all I knew was her being an underaged camwhore after seeing some of her webms and her pictures floating around then seeing her post the other week in here and now confirming shes back.
Man this thread is throwing a fit . Do y'all need a time out
I feel like there's nothing much to request anymore that you'll do, but it seems like a waste since you're here and naked and everything
I know. It's fucked. But it's not a normal thing to watch a teenage girl awkwardly step through her sexual awakening. It's an inherently sick and fucked up thing. It's raw. It's human. It is the antithesis to a world where everyone is just a fucking number and color on the computer screen. It's completely human. It's hard to appreciate how rare that kind of thing is.
Anyone who doesn't see how this is fucked up or at least odd probably hasn't thought about it very much. Not just talking about Velma but all of it.
Still blows my mind even after coming here for years, but I'm glad it happens.
VELMA! My love.
I saw you talking about your sister that sells the sex toys and stuff - care to post a (non-doxxable) picture of her??
I really want to see how she compares to your sweetness.
Oh definitely. I'm a huge faggot for all of this don't get me wrong. But just take your dick out of your hand and think about shit like a 16 year old girl getting herself off with a make-up bottle for /soc/. If that isn't the best expression of the human condition I don't know what is.
>It's almost like she literally prefers to take nude pics with her face in them rather than without them and post them all over the internet
I asked about this in the last thread to try to get some insight and I just have to conclude that she really doesn't care.
It's odd bc like you said, most girls don't post their face, even the ones that have been doing this for years. And if they do they don't post it in nudes, it's a separate pic.
From what she said about her family, maybe it's just the way she was raised and they're all open and shit, and she doesn't realize how real it might end up getting for her
I don't know that it necessarily means she has low self worth, but I do wonder what's really going on.
Hey I also use Neutrogena T-Gel along with a 3-in-1 Bodywash. No biggie. I honestly don't care if she lives with Brad or still with her Parents.
I wish DYE made an epic comeback but it won't ever happen.
I'm just a dedicated cam whore who loves doing what she does . But since everyone wants to bicker about it . Then I will go . I don't want everyone to feel like I'm trying to take over anything . So good night . I hope yall have fun.
Velma. Don't go! U know how these ppl are, they can't stand a camwhore actually delivering more than 1 or 2 pics.
Me and many other anons are fans of camwhores who actually deliver tons and tons of faps. Please continue posting, and also consider my request.>>21697579
Trips confirm. She's also fun too.
Now Yukon Gold potatoes are great for making garlic mashed potatoes. No need to remove the skin either and no need for butter either. Also good idea to add some rosemary and basil to it.
I can understand some of your ideas. I find it easier to think of people as a concept in my head, and internet forums encourage thinking about people as ideas. If only people have sexuality, and Velma is a sexy lady, then that sexuality changes my idea of her into a person. But if afterwards I remove the sexiness, I still perceive her as a person because I started thinking about her in real terms.
>Velma getting BTFO
Kinda funny. At the same time kinda sad. Shes been looking forward to coming back here for a while and her first week shes getting blown out already. Hopefully she doesn't start cutting again
The entire content of your post is saying you know better for her than she does.
though really the bait is more obvious than the sun; everyone knew that people would try and drive her off when she came back.
Oh hello Anon Husband <3
I'm drinking at the moment so i might in abit
Have this gift i made yesterday, i'lll make a new one soon
people baiting with face comments and armchair psych, pretending it's sooooo scary and special when plenty of other girls do the same thing pretty damn publicly.
It's almost endearing how dedicated they are.
Strange they are. if I was in love with a camwhore and she wanted to keep doing it I wouldn't have a issue with it and try to force her to stop. If it makes her happy and she isn't hurting anyone then let her do what gives her enjoyment.
>people literally taking a holier-than-thou mentality and pretending they know exactly whats best and how she should live her life.
I just think she's hot, those people are fucking obsessed.
because she just came back and they think it would be "an achievement" to drive her off again, because they're sad sad people who have nothing better to do than troll around and pretend to be right.
that or they just think it's fun and do it causally like everyone else.
The funniest thing about this is that Velma's staunch defenders are going to literally deny the fact that she probably has legitimate psychological disorders. No mentally sound girl of her age would do shit like this.
Hopefully being banned for signfaggotry makes your day too. Because god knows you have no friends or girlfriend to make it for you
>you blatantly using a proxy all throughout this thread with new IDs to agree with yourself
a new level of pathetic
>you throughout this thread
your permavirginity is on a different level to any ever seen before on 4chan
>she probably has legitimate psychological disorders
No one cares. That's literally every human being on this fucking board. Why do you keep noting this? You're not going to date her, you're never going to meet her. It makes no sense to give a shit about her mental health. She enjoys the pics, we enjoy them that's that
Oh okay. Does the restaurant you work at have caesar salads and burgers? Not even going to make requests though. Just post whatever.
Pain in the ass to get out in the wash.
Where did they come from :v( please help
Nah I'm way cute
So? She's a legal adult now, and you're not her parents or -anything-.
It's up to her to take whatever risks she wants, and it's also obvious that she has plenty of people who actually know her and support her.
Theres tons of chicks that fuck middle aged men when they're as young as 13 fuck trains of guys throughout their teenage years and their nudes get passed around a ton. And what is she goes to be a pornstar? She already would have a big fanbase. I'm not trying to troll or anything I'm js. A lot of the world is fucked up and majority if not all of this cesspool of a site love it don't deny it you're here too.
You sexy mother fucker you!
>My face when I viewed this...
>So hot you made my glasses fog up
>Mistaken appearance as a boy
>Thinking that's a bad thing
I'm a reverse trap :3c
Why thank you :3
it's not offensive at all I'm the cutest androgynous person :3c
my leg was itchy so I have scratch marks oh well
Aw nuts. So is it a random all you can eat buffet or is it one of the more healthy ones or what? Similar to a Las Vegas or Fresh Choice/Sweet Tomatoes?
Scalloped potatoes or what's the run-down of the menu? New England clam chowder and pasta?
Well y'know I have an odd admiration for reverse traps, I tell ya hwat. What's your sexual orientation? Especially if they have nice smiles.
>being this new
Here have a HD photo of my vulva maybe it'll help
I love I love <33333
I love being a reverse trap I make all sorts of jimmies rustled :3c I'm demisexual
Thank you so much! I'm very toned but I enjoy being in color :3
It's well!!! Healing nicely and the swelling is going down
I added a spread photo to it as well for another thread, I forget which but I could repost it was v cute.
Thank you so much!!!!
My neck is the most sensitive part of my body to be honest, then being my clit and then my spine. All three can make me orgasm :3c
I'm happy it isn't getting in the way of eating phew
You have freckles just like me~ Sososo cute
I'm not sure if you are taking requests but can you do this, pls?
Purpz if you are still lurking... I know it's a boob thread but it's been millenia since you've given a good old fashioned butt spread. Would you care to change that statistic? Thank you kindly
My love for reverse traps has been growing these passed two years and you just shoot it through the roof. If I didn't know any better I'd contactfag like hell man. Where are you from?
And pretty much got this reaction >>21698273 but more snuggling and wanting you to be my pet.
Hehe. In Australia they're called the much less flattering "moles" :/
You and my cousin Bobbie would make cutest couple evor.
Maybe this is better?
yes &yes, and in a moment
Thanks Purpz! Any chance of you getting your smile in the image, below nose, and squishing them again imitating the image? But more frontal and not to the side. :P
If by help you mean suck royally then yes it helps a lot. Only say that because wanting to do naughty things with you, including pulling that wet hair, is not nearly as much fun as actually doing it.
Just wondering what became of Grace. I lurk on and off and haven't seen her for a long time. I hope she didn't get doxxed or anything (though she was a bit casual with stuff like that). Also hope that her age didn't come into it (she's obviously at high school). Updates?
Agreed. I mostly like my placement. :)
Definitely just my hs identifier
Bs. Complete shit
I'm living in Central coast California. Can never find anyone who lives near me to hang out.
Do a reverse image search, yo. I'm a DUDE.
Holy fuck, Purpz. Perfect. Tittywanking a Pringles can. :P
Is it true everything bigger in texas???
Gold Coast :)
Still nice but arms should be more similar to the picture. Up with hand on shoulder and squishing boobs with arms. Also a smile too, please?
Any chance for oil on them to make your jubblies shiny?
>try to enjoy /boob/ as one of the better threads because it has really pretty camwhores like velma, hoseph, spawn, even this qt chubby girl >>21698545 who's posting now
>then purps has to come in and ruin it with her fucking ugliness
I don't get why this thread loves Purps so much. Come on guys, she's seriously fucking ugly as sin. Disgustingly colored hair, nasty ass yellow crooked teeth, big saggy ugly crinkled tits and a face that looks like it was a boxer's training bag
Come on, you can't all be this delusional
pic very fucking related
GOAT nipples Purpz
Always wanted to visit WA to dive with whale sharks :)
Mainly blue atm tbh :/
oh jealous!!! you should get onto that :D i have to head off though purpz :\ if you ever want to chat my kik is nwebb117. people will probably shitpost about wrong thread but idc :) you're lovely purps, dont let anyone say different!
after this last 7 days of seemingly endless work i want to...
...cuddelfuck you, velms.
...have you riding me, purpz.
...hump you like there's no tomorrow, shimz.
thank you for "releasing my stress".
and now i'm gonna sleep for at least for 2 days straight...
The south west of W.A is just amazing to see. Best time of year is spring and autumn. The weather is perfect that time of year.
Would be more than happy to be a tour guide and give you some good tips on where to go.
>Over a hundred different ID's
>Around 30 posts deleted
/boob/ is still too fucking dumb to realize anything...
>Sometimes they make some decent points
>Time for a break
congratulations velma, you literally just sucked the e-dick of one single shitposter. it's the same guy over and over again that does the same shit to every girl on here. and 2015 is going to be one of his busiest years, at least till now.
one ID throws a tantrum, a few new ID's that never appeared in this thread before -and never will do so again- join the party.
and the fun thing is, the ID's never respond to a CW but make sure to jump on every anons dick that comes along calling out his bullshit.
>but anon couldn't that be just a COINCIDENCE????????
well anon, no it couldn not. and do you want to know why?
>yes, please let me know!
okay anon, here we go. ever heard about the difference between a coincidence and a pattern? look it up, it's quite interesting.
this right here is what we call a pattern. he acts always the same way. shaming a girl, using a topic which is just plain dumb but repeating it over and over again. never responding to a CW but to every anon that's "whiteknighting" her (whiteknighting isn't what is used to be...that word is used for almost everything today). and it's always around the same time of a day. and then just derailing the thread using the idiots who respond to him and his samefagging.
that's a few too many coincidences right there.
this is what makes this a pattern, anon. it's the same thing over and over again.
girls he did the same with: dubs, grace, kitty, cb and now velms.
and that's just 2015 (not mentioning the girls that just ignored his tantrums).
>not recognizing the pattern
you don't even have to be a perma to realize this.
Yeah it was pretty obvious trolling and it was obviously the same shitposters. That fgt always calls all the girls sick because they post here and then samefags his own posts. Actually he is the sick pathetic autist. There is nothing wrong with being exhibitionistic and/ or enjoying appreciation as long as you are careful. The only way to deal with this autist is to ignore and report him.
>trying to trigger a girl that's been on here for almost 5 years
Did shitposter anon saw his great moment of need now that a major cw came back and things seemed to look better again?
Man, how fucking pathetic do you have to be to constantly change your ID and approve of your own posts? Kinda sad.
It does? But I remember you. It's not the first time you shitpost like that. You are a pretty fucked up person too... or you are just an edgy underage faggot. I'm not sure. Either way, fuck off.
I"m going to work now, but please, try and "save" girls on the internet.
It's not going to get you laid you pathetic fuck.
Do you think you're gonna single handedly eradicate camwhoring with your bullshit or something? These girls make their own decisions. It's not like it just never occurs to them that this kind of thing isn't normal. They don't fucking care dude. They do this because they like it, not because we "persuade" them to. Nothing you say is gonna make that change. If the shit that happens here goes against your morals then stop fucking coming here, it's that simple.
>btw this is not a generator, made myself with photoshop
That's actually worse
>fucking up their futures
1) We don't know the rl names of most cw's. And even if you google the names of the ones we know, no nudes or similar stuff turns up. So it's almost impossible for an HR guy to find this.
2) How many people see this? Mostly a few hundred, but even if it were thousands, the chance of someone recognizing a cw in rl is extremely low. Even motherfucking puddems said no one ever recognized her, or at least said something about her camwhoring in rl.
3) Would you seriously not hire or even fire a valuable employee because he posts nudes on 4chan as a hobby? I highly doubt a good HR department would do that as long as it doesn't conflict with the job, which it doesn't for like 99% of all jobs.
4) Camwhoring for money != Camwhoring for fun. If you do it for money most people would assume you don't have any other possibility or you are desperate for money, which isn't the case for most girls here. They do it because it makes them feel good.
>I highly doubt a good HR department would do that as long as it doesn't conflict with the job, which it doesn't for like 99% of all jobs.
Any bigger company will have a "morality clause" as a standard part of the contract. If something like that hits the streets you are out of there rather than bringing them bad publicity. With smaller companies it depends on the image they want to show.
Has this been going on all night? Also I'm not upset . I just hate conflict and tend to vanish at the scene of it . But fuck it . I wish yall a good morning . If your heading to work or any other place please drive safe and be careful :)
yeah, i always check my potential business partners' names to see if they posted any nudes on the internet, first things first
>always so cheerful
i like that, you must be really fun irl :D
Anon you don't really believe that HR departments don't just google applicants' names do you?
And even if you pass that hurdle, all it takes is one acquaintance with a bone to pick.
I try to stay Chummy , like people say , kill them with kindness . And yeah I hope I am fun irl , I'm the type who will climb trees even if she is in a dress
An acquaintance with a bone to pick will mess with you no matter what you've already done, and from the sounds of things the people close enough to velma to care already know and condone.
They Are like a blue / green? Depends on the lighting
They glow in the dark too anon . Please contain your jelly
I'll try but I want you to contain some special jelly tbh.
You said you gained some weight but you look fine and perfect. Also that smirk.
>doesnt own a single bikini
I would say I'm surprised but thinking about how you are you probably just go skinny dipping huh?
Bend over to the front and touch ya toes , everybody get low get low .
I work in a very big company and I don't remember anything like that in my contract. Also morality clause (afaik) is for illegal stuff like drug abuse etc., so that most probably wouldn't work anyway.
Very nice. I have the same eye color.
Wow, you really know how to make good pictures.
When will you get your highres cam back again, Velma?
Well now that you have completely and utterly defeated my point by not being able to recall a particular thing in your own contract, I will retire to my cave, a broken man, haunted by the knowledge that I was bested in open combat by a better man.
Let's put it this way. I prefer smaller dicks simply because stretching is not my forte .
Oh I'm not really in the shower rn bc I never got to post these ones yesterday . I'm actually at the ranch feeding horses
>mfw it's already 11PM my location
>mfw it's only afternoon for Velma
>mfw it's been like this for years
Awe that's like the sun and the moon story. So sad . *hugs*
Don't be sad ! you are so beautiful when you are happy !!
and i would like to say that you have a great body !!!! your nude posts are so sexy.... you can't imagine the sensation that they gave me ;)
go on pleaaaase !
what about panties pics maybe ??
I would drop my spaghetti for you tho.
With man size meat balls . Jk it's not traditional spaghetti , it's a bit texanized
Not gonna lie. Having been a huge fan of velma since forever, I'd love to see how aderpable she is having sex. To be honest though all of her videos are pretty much the best things ever.
>a bit texanized
needs more bbq-sauce
if you share it make sure to strip the meta-data of the vid first.
otherwise the geo-tags might be in it.
that's why you're pics are turned, 4chan strips meta-data from your pics to delete those exif data. and in those meta datas are time, geo-tag, orientation of the pic and whatnot.
Wait... seriously now?
Upload it to mega.co.nz
With what did you record it? If it was an iPhone or something like that you should remove the geotag from the video before uploading.