FEMALES ONLY no mtfs or traps.
>Maxim isn't OP edition=no nudity-bans
can we please go back to the normal thread opener without this autism in it? i think that "no-nudity-phase" is over.
and also this isn't a camwhore thread so contactfaggin is perfectly fine and not bannable.
>also this isn't a camwhore thread so contactfaggin is perfectly fine and not bannable
>i want to contactfag vapid bitches with short hair and send them pictures of my penis whilst awkwardly trying to cyber-sex them
inb4 whatever dude i really enjoy chatting with these girls
sorry I vanished last night, sleep came early to me.
Any thread that involves girls taking naked pictures and fulfilling guys requests IS a cam whore thread, this one is just only for girls with short hair. If you want to contactfag then go find short haired girls in a rate thread. Otherwise STFU and sit up.
no, your preferences a shit. dickgirls are sexy people too
you call me a samefag while going through 3 IP's? that's rather interesting, dipshit.
my ID will be still the same at the end of the thread.
these ones will never post again.
Yeah. That does suck. I was actually blindly looking for them once and stepped on them. Broke right in half. Pretty embarrassing
They are both nice but also a pain. So hard to find cute bras and clothes
Not that brilliant lol
I'm already working on it bub, but thanks?
Going on a date thingy tonight ;-; Makeup didn't really go as planned but whatever.
I'll come back tonight and post probably. We'll see what happens tonight ;- ;
>They are both nice but also a pain. So hard to find cute bras and clothes.
I can imagine, thus fair you are doing it right and you obviously know what looks good. I have never seen a flat cap on a chick and tbf, I never thought it would be on the sexy side of cute so well done for that.
jeez thats got to be the worst/funniest way to break your glasses, can't imagine what that shit sounded like, fuck even a lenses popping out isn't as bad as that, but think I know what your halloween costume should be
Haha thanks, I try. I love flat caps! Glad I pull it off
It was pretty bad. It sounded like a lot of swearing mostly. What are you thinking my costume should be?
lol sounds about right, I'd probably be cussing up a storm as I stumble around blindly, you could pull off a perfect Velma all you need is the outfit and some high socks brunette 60s wig
Haha so I've heard. I have a whole outfit in my Amazon wish list I might break down and get. Although today's outfit is similair besides colour
Plus I'm all for going around saying Jinkies
damn thats just fantastic your right on point, love that cute outfit, I think you should go for if you don't have any other costumes planned, honestly if I heard say jinkies I'd probably faint on the spot
How are you tonight, anon~?
You flatter me so. <3
No worries, anon. I just got back from a bonfire so it was pretty cool.
It might... Also I call it Time Turner =P My long hair was more like Hermione, really poofy.
Thanks! I was thinking Link since I have it already but I might see if the stuff for Velma would get here on time
Actually, I may have said it in the bedroom for fun once. I'll really have to if I get the outfit
Ah, I figured.
Kinda old picture, but it meets your request.
Y'know, I don't think I do! I might just not be able to tell.
Brb, watching Scary Godmother because I'm a child at heart. B)
I've been posting too much but whatever
Tired, traveling tomorrow morning...well in like four hours..
Haha well I was unaware of my capabilities. I'm cat eye less and cute fit less like most of the /shg/ girlz.
Well these eyes need to be shut now, I gotta leave by 5 and its 1:30 where I'm at hah
Hah I better get to sleeping, goodnight and bless your little heart for being too kind
Do you have shots of the outfit? I am more than curious
You look like a fuckable Anita Sarkeesian in that shot.
Sorry for being a dick.
Defs short and defs hot.
Not entirely sure how to interpret that.
Here's back/butt. All I'm doing tonight because I'm tired. G'night!
hi i really need to re-dye my hair
just a blue-black probably, i dont want to bleach it anytime soon because i'm trying to grow it out to a bob at least
who are u tbh
t-thanks anon! :3
not in a while, i used to do it a lot more often when i had long hair though.
i do sometimes!! maybe i will when i get home but im about to go to work :c
pls dont reveal my personal info anon! thank u!
th struggle tbh
i always wonder about you guys. why not just write her on there instead?
oh we probably became friends through like a group page or s.t unless you know where we met lmao
its all good just turned my desktop on anyway, ever since I got fired I've just been ruining my sleeping pattern, even fapping can't make me fall asleep, what did you unintentional do?
Yeah. Few days old. Lemon seared scallops with peas and rice.
mmm damn that actually sounds good, never had scallops, don't know about the peas but rice always compliments flavor, love that lipstick
damn that dress is fantastic with that matching burgundy, too cute
Actually am wearing that today but curly hair and glasses.
dang yet another cute outfit in sexy black, how many pairs of thigh high socks do you own? must be a whole stockpile, plus would kill to see what you look like today with curly hair
whats wrong with my neck?? :x
the rest is broken too it's just not visible
ok you can have my neck
does that mean when i put food in my mouth it can just fall to the floor instead and not feed my body
i would really like that
or i can provide you with my food to pay for the neck if you will accept this type of currency
>the rest is broken too it's just not visible
a detailed visual inspection would have to be performed before salvage title was applied to any other part of the body that isn't visibly damaged.
do you see it? its in the brain part
>anyway it's okay i accept my pieces even if they're not all put together
>its in the brain part
some deep shit
hey lovely weirdo, how is it going?
that is so fucked up haha, but it makes me happy so thank you
i dont understand
<3 its ok anon
anyhow, i'm headed off to work now but goodmorning everyone! sorry for the sideways :)
ok holy shit thats going to be the most underrated and obscure halloween costume I've ever heard of, might as well go with someone who looks like your dad, but I usually try to have a cup of tea before sleep dosen't really help though
Thanks! It might still be Link for Halloween but I've always wanted a Velma costume so I'll probably get one anyway
Maybe I could post a few in chub. I might've taken some nude Captain America themed pics...
Of Velma? Don't have it yet sadly
Aww thanks. That's it, I'm going to have to go look for one. Amazon doesn't have any good turtlenecks surprisingly.
Pffft lies, but thank you
Tis bitter cold. And I am sick (though not at heart lol)
Messy hair, no makeup, pyjamas. It's a pretty lazy Sunday.
oh fuck that messy hair again, and them pjs oh my god, don't blame you, your Link costume is spot on and already got a prop too, would pay bookoo bucks to see the booty, sorry to hear your sick, go eat a lemon its a straight boost of vit. c
There you are ^_^ It is cold today, I've been out in it all doing army stuff and I'm glad to be home now. This is what Sundays are for, although I've never worn makeup and my hair is too short to be messy but yiss; pjamas (and hot chocolate). We're all sick to some degree ;P
Sam Winchester, I've finished watching the first season, heading to the second one. You were right, I'm having tons of fun watching it.
If you must leave, thanks for the lovely pic and have a nice week.
I think I have three pairs. A plain white Fiona one, brown stripes and these Tardis ones. (old pic btw)
I just need a shield lol. tfw no lemons :( Tea all day tho. Maybe booty later
Thank you! Those pjs look comfy af, I am jealous. I thought I had a nice pair of flannel lounge pants and they have gone missing. :_;
damn tardis socks look comfy as fuck, will never get to wear high socks cause of my hairy ass legs, wonder where you could get a decent looking shield that not made of pvc or something, what kind of tea you drinking?
Did someone say Supernatural?
Looks like you get to see the booty
Not in that pic no
Dec in NY? That must've been cold. Haha yeah, I think a few threads ago I was wearing the Tardis keys from old episodes. I've been caught
They're pretty warm. I might have to deal with pvc for Halloween but I don't know where I'd get a nice one. All kinds of tea. Currently a mix of earl grey, caramel, and blood orange. I may or may not be a bit of a tea snob...
I do not have a name that I am aware of. That's not really a bad thing though.
Here's a wig I tried on. Just because.
Flannel is amazing tho. And comfy
Pink looks good on you!
just fell out of my chair from this, looks bootyluscious, what kind of panties are those?, and that sounds more like a cocktail of tea, one of my friends is a greater tea snob won't even drink just regular black tea, be nice to find a aluminum or even tin sheild buts prob bookoo $
no i am sorry i don't post nudes
oh.. well tbh there's not much in the means of contacting me anyways. i don't use any social media and i never bother logging into skype
Supernatural ones... I'm not too bad. I do get a bit upset when people microwave water for tea. It just doesn't taste the same. I usually go to Adagio for teas cause you can make blends. And your probably right on the shield. I'll have to deal with a cheap one for now cause all I have are teeny ones
Aww yeah I didn't think of that. I suppose that's what wigs are for. And your dark hair is super cute too anyway
Not currently but thanks
I am. I was still forcing myself through skyward sword. I love Zelda but it's by far the worst one I've played.
But we still like to see your qt face
lol remember I use to do that as a preteen either my brother or the same friend got real "but"hurt and gave me a dirty ass look, lol nice little shield could protect your heart from a single arrow, I know they make decent master swords but might have to go for party city tier stuff ;(
Indeed, anon! They're one of my favorites.
Just got back from seeing the Dracula Ballet. I feel hawt. B)
aw <3 sadly my little midsemester break is over and i'm back to school tomorrow so i'm not sure when i'll really have time to post again
awe <3 thank you!! even if it is only once in a blue moon i will definitely come back every now and then
i don't have kik either :x i do have a cellphone but it's a really old shitty one that doesn't do much more then phone calls and texting. I don't have any real use for a better phone since i don't have a real social life
>even if it is only once in a blue moon
Please post even moar than that! Even if it is just face pics or your artwork you're just so pleasant to have around - always chill and in good spirits.
Also, here's a slightly awkward request if you feel up to doing it, do you think we could get a pic of your soles? Just made with the fact that I have a foot fetish, so fuck it...
Either way, stick around these threads!
awe thank you <3 i do have a super busy life though, i am in school full time and i have a lot of hours at work too, so i just don't really have the chance to come here much more then this
also, i don't want to do soles pictures (i'm sorry!!) because i don't like the idea of being a fetishthing :x i like to be cute but only in a sort of childlike nonsexual way
>also, i don't want to do soles pictures (i'm sorry!!) because i don't like the idea of being a fetishthing :x i like to be cute but only in a sort of childlike nonsexual way
but still glad you're here
Yea thats it. should have specified the fiction part ahaha
Im just glad to see you posting, I really only lurk these threads to see if you come by honestly. well have fun at school (god knows i'm trying) and stay gorgeous
Anon, for more pictures like that, you can find me in the booty thread. I mainly post selfies here, because the thread is /shg/, not butts. C:
You are so adorable! You look like a sweetheart. <3
Fuck. Maybe op is protecting us? I don't want to see nudity from any of these....op is secretly good guy¿?...
I wish someone would buy me a brown kitten ;___; where is my kitten giving sugar daddy/mommy
Anyways that guy was boring I hate when people aren't interesting also he didn't like anime
Also, if you can't figure it out from the clues or the gifts I sent you - or if you blocked every other way I could talk to you, then the apology would have never been accepted. We hung out twice, you're not interested. That's fine. I understand.
I never got a text *shrug*
My feet arent very cute no
In the past 5 months or so I've gotten gifts like lewd stuff, money, etc :3 generally from a wishlist or via snapchat
Oh now I know who you are and you were using gifting as manipulating me and I told you I was uninterested in being treated that way with the guilt trips, you even told me it happened with many girls and you become hostile and sent me like 192847362 messages all in a row within like an hour
You say you can take rejection yet here you are writing a bunch of posts
I'm not interested, find a girlfriend?
>mfw i found an older pic on my hd of shima and they were legit foot pictures
>now i understand the hostility towards being sockless
the bunions arent too bad, youre cute enough to make up for it, plus soles generally disguise it. quit abusing your toes by wearing heels or whatever it is you were doing to scrunch them, shim
>mfw those soles were pretty nice to look at though
>ive seen more boobs than feet from shim and ill never fully understand why because she knows full and well people will like them anyway
okay that was seriously my last post regarding it.
what's your shoe size anyway, i know people have asked before.
>mfw again when it was probably those damn creepers are the culprit
I'm like a size women 7, I'm a toe walker though which probably created the bone being like that; it's a habit I don't realize I do it until someone points it out its been like that since I can remember haha!
Shorthaired friend, you got a MyAnimeList
>mfw i remember shimapan being a non-nude attention whore 16 year old
>mfw i remember ler being some goofy, suicidal nerd that lived on tinych4t
>mfw they're some kind of weird gender-less couple now
>mfw she's literally whoring herself out on skype and snapchat
>mfw asian sugardaddies and obsessive contactfags
Tem mais brasileiros no /soc/. (Não sou nenhum desses dois). Eu sempre estive em vários boards. Alguns são regulars, outros são casuals que vêm e vão. Mas no geral, estamos aqui falando inglês, então isso passa despercebido.
I made this sketch some days ago but i didnt have time to paint it and luckily i finished it today :3
and why soso?
that looks pretty cool. i like the eyes.
my drawing skills are on retarded-kid-lvl...how's studying going?
lol, that's cute.
Its fine, i had an exam and it was easy, so at the moment its all ok XD
I gtg now, kisses :3
I am not that awesome.
Well, depends on how much of a weeb you are. All the people I enjoy being with have at least some degree of emotional and mental issues.
But yes, getting emotional over a retard spamming her own pictures on an animu imageboard is stupid. I hope these threads disappear soon so I stop being curious to come here.
this one's from yesterday
and a good ol' snapchat photo works too, right?
Haha I suppose it could. I'll figure it out. Might be going as a lovecraft type character cause we might play a large version of Mansions of Madness or Eldritch in the backyard.
I still have that outfit
How is Supernatural treating you?
Wow, nice work!
Not me, but a friend of mine.
She's cute so I think you anons will appreciate her.
hhhmm would love to see what you look like as a turn of the century madam or a 1920s flapper lol, sounds like fun can't remember the last time I played a board game, there should be a workaround for that shield, maybe
I hope it is. If I end up dressing up like one I'll be sure to share some pics lol
Thanks. When it's messy my bf likes to call me wildling
I see what you did there ;) I'm probably going to switch into something more foxy lol
Unexpectedly entertaining, starting to watch the second season, thanks for asking.
It's rare to see you without glasses. You look good. I usually like faces better than erotica, you have some really cute photos in that sense, like these latest ones.
Preparing my halloween costume, have a look at mah holster and tell me what you think. Apologies if it's inappropriate of me. ^^"
(Sorry about the mess in the background too) ;-;
I'm sorreh ;-;
Have a homemade thigh holster. :3
That's why I love the name Sam. Maybe you should call me Winchester instead, but I'm not as badass as them tbh. :'> I crei everytime
and I told yew! It's fucking amazing and it gets better and better. Keep watching and tell me how it goes.
>I'm not as badass
,said the heartbreaking girl with a pistol on her thigh posting unchecked dubs.
One day I shall draw you as a superhero, and send the unsatisfactory results to you.
I've made some sketches, I must confess.
But yeah, I've watched 5 chapters on one single night, it's really appealing.
Ah derp. The big feather was also on the other side.
I'm glad you're liking it. I honestly think it goes downhill, especially after 5 but I'm committed so here we are on season 11 haha. Yeah, I usually Sam too lazy to bother with contacts. Plus my eyes get dry pretty easy. Thank you!
>thinking of Supernatural
>I usually Sam too lazy to bother with contacts.
>I usually Sam
Oh, it must be uncomfortable. But I've got nothing against glasses, I'm just saying that your clean face looks cute.
Need to cut and redye it desperately