/imt/ - Ideal Mate Thread
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fine. I didn't want to find someone so I don't have to be alone anyway. Sorry anon.
Not looking for a girlfriend, just posting because I'm OP so I should probably post one.
Ive never done one of these, not sure what to write, ill have a go tho
20/m Victoria, Aus
Im 6'1, a fairly slim build at 78kg, brown hair, brown (green towards the center) eyes.
White, pretty sure my heritage goes back to the convicts.
Im a pretty chill but quiet and shy person until i get to know someone better or ive had a few drinks, love a glass of whiskey. Im pretty smart and love having disscussions about world happenings and interesting things.
I have a really broad set of hobbies, i like doing spontanous and different activities whenever they come to mind. My more regualar hobbies are playing video games, drawing, watching movies, meditation and going for walks. Also enjoy and play volley ball once a week.
The biggest thing i look for in a partner is reasonability, and a relaxed nature. Also like girls who are creative and can talk to about art, science or other pyhcological stuff. I have a thing for blondes and girls with fringes but dont know why, breast and butt size dont really concern me, prefer slimmer builds but not like your classic model slim, just normal slim.. dont know how to put it.
Also while i enjoy sex and all that im not really that into it, to afraid of getting someone pregnat, i much just rather cuddling up while watching a movie.
New to soc so i dont have a kik or anything yet.. if anyone fits the criteria and wants to chat though ill make one or something
Have a nice day
Tall, slim but toned dark haired guy aged 17-25, maybe a short beard
Awkward and dorky but confident enough to start a conversation and talk to strangers
Has interesting hobbies
Enjoys watching movies and TV, good taste in games
Being funny is an absolute must, and they've gotta be able to take a joke too
Being smart is very important too, but not a know-it-all
Must be willing to try new things
I love being treated nicely but being worshiped isn't my thing, and they should be able to spend a lot of time with me without getting bored, clingy or jealous
Hello people reading this. Thanks for giving me a chance. I really ,appreciate it.
I am 18 years old, quite young, I know and male. I live in Germany, Leipzig to be exact, and speak 3 languages (Eng; Ger; Russ)
I am 6'3 tall, but hold your horses. Neither am I slim, nor am I fit. I am the kind of person who "has a great personality", if you know what I mean. I am basicly something in between chubby and fat, but not unhealthy.
I have brown hair and brown eyes and I wear glasses most of the time.
A big problem I am working on right now is my moodiness. I am normally a fun guy to talk to. I love making people laugh and just having conversation, but it happens too oftewn that I get sentimental and feely all of a sudden. But as I said, I am working on it.
I am a very tolerant person and do not judge people based on a first impression. Mostly because I do not want people to judge me after seeing me once.
Right now I am in university and I study Translatology. I live in a little flat together with 2 roommates.
My hobbies are: Gaming, Reading, Writing and Conversation. Having a simple conversation (no matter if it´s stupid or deep) is one of my greatest joys in life.
I am not the kind of person to attend big parties. I like having a small group of friends or people surrounding me, because I tend to feel uncomfortable in bigger groups.
I guess this is the most important info about myself, if there is anything you want to know, please just tell me.
Now my "ideal" mate:
A girl who is cute. Physical attributes do not really matter, except for cuteness.. you know.
I like independent and talkative girls, who do not fear saying something. I have a hard time getting signs and stuff, so it´s really ncie having someone with some kind of "in-your-face" attitude.
These are the "important" things.
This sounds really dumb, I know, but if you, Reader, feel like talking to me I would be really happy.
The easiest way to contact me is through Skype:
im a chill out boy 25 years old about me 25 im a laid back chill dog but im also crazy and i went on adventures!!! way more crazy and interesting then other guys because ill go into a Forest etc.....i do ACtivitys to, not video games but outdoors, so i fucking pwn lol....im social on instagram etc.
my ideal girl/female is a hot girl but for some reason i listed other shit because im a fucking pussy fag ALSO im retarded so im posting online proof that i dont get any
Well I might as well give it a shot :)
I'm 27 years old, which is sadly a bit over your upper age limit, I'm french and live in Paris at the moment. So yeah I have a funny accent I guess haha.
I'm 5'7 which is, again, not that tall ! I'm slim, with dark hair, brown eyes, and a short beard. I'm okay looking... I think ? I wouldn't mind posting a face pic.
I enjoy gaming, reading (mainly fantasy) and hiking.
I am a bit dorky and nerdy. I'm not that good with large groups of people, but I can handle myself in most social situations. I would rather crash on a couch and cuddle while eating ice cream rather than going out dancing though ! I would even let my partner pick the ice-cream's flavour.... Maybe !
I'm currently studying to become a teacher after having been a phd student in geology. I listen mainly to rock (see what I did there... Geology... Rock... Sorry...) but I enjoy pretty much any kind of music.
I wouldn't say I'm clingy or jealous, but I am cuddly I guess... So it's fine if we don't talk often sometimes, as long as it's affectionnate !
What else ? My tastes in games I guess ? I absolutly love tactical RPGs... But I play everything really, except sports games and pew pew war games like battlefield and COD (except in local with friends). I am a huge dark souls fan too.
What I'm looking for : A nice and honest lady, slim, medium or chubby is fine with me as long as she's cute :3 Just don't be super cold with one word answers and that kind of stuff.
Maybe someone who can play video games with me sometimes too !
If anyone is interrested, i'm not really comfortable posting my skype or kik on here, but you can contact me using firstname.lastname@example.org
Everyone have a nice day... Or night, depending on where you live !
>likes vinyl, D&D, and (Canadian) indie rock like Stars, Metric and Broken Social Scene.
>currently in school
>wants to be a librarian
>any orientation as long as you're into girls
>close by hopefully (or willing to eventually relocate).
>shares interests with me
>will do cute things with me
>has some ambition in life (either working or in school)
>will actually attempt to message me on skype first sometimes
skype is undeadgrimauxiliatrix
No dudes (sorry)
This is pretty accurate to what I actually look like.
>18/Male/Straight/Virginia, near the RVA area
>5'7",145lbs, fairly average build, black hair and glasses
>Studying music performance (play classical sax but am looking into pursuing more jazz)
>Usually spend free time on vidya/anime with friends or writing music
>I enjoy seeing movies a whole bunch and also will listen to almost any kind of music
>Pretty competent in social situations, kind of a weird mix of introvert and extrovert given the setting I'm in
>Female, around the same age, straight
>Enjoys anything listed above
>Willing to enjoy vidya and anime with me and maybe friends over skype
>Is currently in school
>Wouldn't mind going out and doing something every once in a while, be it dinner, movie, etc
>not required but a creative type (musician, artists, etc) would interest me very much
>Doesn't mind talking all throughout the day
>Is a little closer to being an introvert than an extrovert but this isn't a huge concern
Made it when I was 12, don't judge me.
Not actually looking for anyone right now, but I'm gonna leave this here anyway. You never know.
>5'7" Probably less than 130 lbs
>Likes to write, play bass guitar and regular guitar
>Enjoys a lot of folk music
>Loves Thomas Pynchon, William Burroughs, Harvey Pekar, John Swartzwelder, Grant Morrison, and Kurt Vonnegut
>Currently in school
>Wants to write for television shows, sitcoms etc. or become a folk musician. Whichever I'll get to first lol
>Sometimes draw in my free time.
>Kind of easygoing
>Shorter than me, same height or taller than me. Doesn't matter. I prefer taller because I've always wanted a taller girl, but if not, hey there's nothing wrong with that. You're fine the way you are.
>Likes a lot of the same literary genres I do. If not, no big deal. We've all got different tastes.
>Dominating. Kind of a weird fetish, but I've always been submissive, so it would work more.
>You don't have to enjoy the same music as me, but don't act all deep and "omg i'm so messed up and dark" just because you enjoy Halestorm.
>Likes to go to expensive places for dinner. I love taking date to expensive places. It makes them feel special.
>Doesn't mind talking (texting etc.) all the time. I just like to keep talking.
>Not a lot of guy friends. Call it petty, but it's kind of a big deal.
>Not cold or distant
>I don't care if you're older than me. It really wouldn't bother me. If it bothers you, it is completely understandable.
>Likes to laugh a lot.
>White with short brown hair and hazel eyes.
>Reads way more than is good for me.
>Has a whole bunch of odd skills/ hobbies.
>Full time employment ( I actually have one of the coolest sounding jobs in the world)
>Lives outside of Seattle
>Caring person who is usually always there for somebody.
>Probably knows a guy who knows a guy.
>Knows way too much about a lot of things.
>Can cook extraordinarily well.
>Some self confidence issues.
>I dissappear for long stretches of time for my job.
>I'm a little awkward sometimes, not to spaghetti levels, but it's there.
>Not too good of a talker.
>I accidentally smuggled two pounds of pot over the Mexican border when I was four.
>tfw met a girl who was qt as fuck in this thread, we talked a lot on skype, texted each other quite a bit, started to make plans to meet up IRL then she just dropped off the face of the planet
>5'6, chub but getting in shape
>Wants to work in the entertainment industry
>Loves shit like It's Always Sunny, The Office, Comedy Bang! Bang!, SNL, etc.
>I like alcohol and 420 sometimes
>Converting to Judaism soon
>I have a slight preference for girls, but I'm bi or pan or whatever
>(Not a straight dude)
>Not an asshole
>Creative type is a plus
>Funny is a plus
>I'm not too picky, I just like people I feel comfortable around
I can do this I guess
>18 straight male Midwest
>Into nerd shit, have a final fantasy tattoo
>I'm down with alcohol, beer mostly
>Also general foodie
>Facial hair. Body hair too.
>Interested in global cultures
>Fancy myself a comedian, want to do stand-up
>currently work in retail
>Same age is fine but girls who are older than me to any degree are a turn on
>glasses are a turn on
>don't mind sitting around doing nothing
>can say interesting things occasionally but I'm not the kinda guy that demands that
>Doesn't mind me not going to college yet lol
>Doesn't mind pet names and cheesiness
>Gonna move to upstate NY
>I care a lot about music, movies, and books
>I drink often
>I'm drinking right now
>Aside from music I'm interested in psychology and philosophy
>Nature/outdoors shit is p cool
>Female or feminine somehow
>Has good/similar taste in music/movies/lit
>is okay with what I put
skype = der_einzige2
Chubby, short, brunette freckles etc
Student and working
Hobbies : video games, table top game, comics, dota, hiking, cooking etc etc
26-36 (not firm on the gap)
Possible this area too....
Has job, or is in school
Plays video games reads etc etc etc
Can handle a kinda of clingy needy girl.
Other things to be discussed upon talking
I do have a dog
I'm just going to post my kik I guess
Yesss, my pic is now trendy! Ha! Take that, bachelorhood.
Have some Joni Mitchell.
>Chubby but not FAT
>Ranga and very hairy, Hazel eyes with the longest eyelashes in the world
>Hyper nerd, probably always playing some video game
>Chilled down to the core, rather shy
>Not the brightest tool in the garage
>Adore cute shit
>Attempting to get into art
>Can be an Eliteous faggot
>Cute and kind and cheerful
>Also a nerd (being laughed at for buying figures kinda hurts)
>Can make me laugh
>Not a alcoholic but willing to drink on occasions
The other thread is effectively dead anon, don't take it personally.
>20/M/Warwick Uni (UK)
>kind of guy who accidently does five years of studying because he doesn't know what to do with his life
>introvert but not a shut-in
>generally apathetic but working on it
>spend most of my free time just listening to music
>will spam anyone non-stop who doesn't tell me to fuck off
>not antipodal from UK
>has hobbies/interests/tastes to share and discuss with me
>willing to put up with my spamming
>relates to this image on a deeply emotional level
But really feel free to add me if you want to chat whoever you are
Been some time since I've done the text copypasta, but hey, why not:
Pennsylvania (Pittsburgh) (If you don't live close, I still enjoy a chat, keeps the boredom away)
Plays WoW occasionally
Big on things from the 80s (heavy metal, rock, stuff like Van Halen, Eric Clapton, Bon Jovi)
I enjoy modifying electronics (typing on the descendant of a 26 year old keyboard right now), collecting older video games (I have ~200 NES games, amongst some Atari 2600, Genesis, SNES titles). I'm also a big part of the iDevice (iPhone, iPod touch, iPad) jailbreak/hacking community.
Feel free to contact me if you've got similar interests.
Preferably 18-24, but those aren't hard numbers.
The only things I cannot deal with:
Morbidly obese ( BMI > 25)
AIM (people still use this?): HansNeon
template version also attached for the lazy
i'm gonna fuckin post this shitty ass template because im lazy as fuck and you're NOT my REAL mom.
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!
i have no idea of an ideal perfect qt that id want to be with because im open to anyone and everything
but then again im not really looking nor do i even care
HAHA WOW GOT ME
Fuck your no template edition. I'm not writing a wall of text, you get the gist of who I am and what I like. Want to learn more about me and I interest you? Hit me up then, shit.
Not going to bother putting my life story in a shitty MS paint drawing filled with text, and a shitty hipster avatar that I don't even look remotely close to. There is no fun in that.
im a girl who likes outgoing guys who are thinner, cuter and more loyal than your average user here. you should be a gamer. you should live in the us. you should be over 24. you should be possessive and honest and up front. hate to be that chick but please respond with skype or kik if this sounds like you. and good luck other peoples.
you don't have to write a wall of text, almost nobody did that
the picture you used is even less realistic than hipster avatars
the template is uglier than anything anyone could make in MS paint
you're basically interchangeable with almost every guy here so don't be so elitist
That should address your complaints well enough
/n/igger here. Bike with me~ Where do you live? Do you browse /n/? I'm not looking for a girlfriend but I'll bike with you if you live close enough.
Wait. Your doll is female but you didn't say that you are female. You aren't Bianchi-kun, a-are you?
Everything seemed perfect but I don't live in the US :'(
>I browse mu and p so maybe I should.
Of course you should!
Show me a picture of your bike~
Pic related, one of my bikes
>It's also a lot cheaper than a cannondale
Cheap doesn't have to mean bad. I got a really nice 80s road bike on Craigslist for $175, sometimes they go even cheaper. I love that bike. I love all my bikes.
>it's literally a modified schwinn
Did you modify it?
I love the wood handlebars on your mountain bike. It looks super adventurey.
No, I bought it in a box, had the local bike shop assemble it, and then later paid dicks to replace parts on it. Smoother tires, better derailleurs and brakes that won't kill me.
yeah my bike is having the wheels fixed atm. I sorta broke them. with my (abusive) riding. I should have it back tomorrow night so I might take a picture then if this thread or something is still around
I love you
>lives alone with a cat
>has a car
>has his own place
>in culinary school
>is a chefguy
>does computers stuff
>does car stuff
>does nature stuff
>does cat stuff
> N E W E N G L A N D
Yeah as you can see I have a LOT going for me at this moment and uhh you should notice me senpai.
Sucks that the link doesn't work for my Mobile device.
But I'll just type it out.
I'm an American guy with a slight Southern accent, but I'm not an annoying hick.
I have long dirty blonde/light brown hair and dark blue eyes.
I'm about 5'11 and slim.
I tend to make a lot of jokes, and more often than not they're extremely morbid.
I'm very good at making the best of every situation, and my personality is contagious, but that's probably just because I'm a Pisces.
My ideal of a perfect woman is one that's around my height with a slim body with light brown or dark blue eyes, and either blonde or brunette hair.
I'd like her to be more of a lover than a fighter kind of person, although something about a fighter intrigues me, and I'd be willing to have a go at it.
She HAS to be comedic, any girl that can make me laugh is an instant 9/10.
And as a final preference, the better your smile, the quicker I'll fall for you.
Thanks for reading Anon.
One posts late in the night at their own peril, yet here I am cobbling a bunch of nonsense together. I'm 27, male, 6'2 and tangy. I woke up from a dream in which I smuggled thongs that had the Jamaican flag on them into Tennessee (poss. Fort Knox?), perhaps it is all part of some prophecy that leads me to a wonderful person that enjoys a good breakfast and some mix of museums, bookstores, travel, movies and owls, or it leads to my untimely death which is followed by angelic figures shouting "The Aristocrats!" Or I just fall back asleep, which I clearly should be doing.
I was listening to Sade last night and kind of grooving when I noticed I was like, shoulder shrug dancing and thrusting in a synchronized pattern. Got weird. But I'm not that weird. I'm pretty plain Jane at first glance, you know like nice and harmless but I'm definitely the most sensual tootsie pop ever and if you work your way into the erotic nebular of a middle it will unlock things you didn't know about your mind and your left big toe.
I am a very simple man with simple requirements
> electrical engineering
> instrument stuff
C-can you tell something about it? Photo? Scheme? Your sweet dreams? This words makes me crazy and doing something worthwhile with someone is
Ogaboogabooga Where duh Canadian grills at.
Too fucking early in the morning
have a song you twat :^)
Love Canadian Anon
Rather not post my old /imt/ pic without editing it, so until this thread takes off as its own thing, I'll stick to the format of the last variation:
Let's go with straightish
I love philosophy (I'm a rationalistic hedonistic perspectivistic egalitarianistic pyrrhonian skeptic; I automatically love you if you know what that entails), the social sciences, spending every waking moment online, pining for old /b/, anime/manga/eromanga, various vidya (usually FPS, MMOs, or couch co-op games), and meeting people with unique/interesting philosophies.
>Ideal mate description:
My ideal would be someone incredibly open-minded and easygoing, indoorsy, analytical, considerate, and very affectionate/appreciative. They'd be someone who prioritizes rationality, has a perverted mind, can talk about anything, doesn't let other people get under their skin, and hopefully shares some common interests with me.
>Your contact info:
Skype - trulyverum
Kik - tehb357
>Pic related - It's me
I'm English, 5'8 as I've already mentioned, browny red hair and greeny browny grey eyes. I'm pretty fit and sporty but love cuddling up to spend 8 hours of TV too. I'm confident and outgoing but lack motivation to meet people IRL
I'm pretty intelligent, but have been through some rough times which badly affected my exam results
If you wanna know anything else just ask :)
No templates? Fuck yeh!
I'll start with the physical side - I'm 6'1 or so, fit but not big (strange body, can never appear swole, think swimmer with more toned arms or boxer with less fat). Dark straight hair, usually shaved into a buzzcut, very dark eyes. Thick beard that grows really fast and I usually shave. I live a very healthy lifestyle and take care of myself and my appearance. I have several small tats.
I work a pretty good job for my age and have an actual career, while working on qutie a few side-projects.One of them is artistic and I'm hoping to one day try to bohemian life. You know, why not?
Love reading, I'm interested in anything from the cheesiest fantasy to classics to philosophy. Play a bit of vidya. Maybe more than a bit recently. I watch shit like everyone else and listen to metal, rock (indie and old), trance, progressive. I go to the gym quite a lot and do a few combat sports.
Guess I'm a bit weird, I don't generally fit into an easy stereotype or type of person, which tends to drive some women off, as they can't quite put a finger on me. I'm more of a loner and tend to try to improve myself and enrich my own life. I travel, I do new stuff, I move from country to country and such. It's a pretty hard lifestyle for meeting women, hence why I tend to try online (boy is that horrible).
I don't have "requirements". If it happens, it happens. I don't like setting standards and bars. The only thing I'd ask is that you take care of yourself, as I do. I'm not going to say "no fat chicks", but if you're overweight and have poor hygiene and NO wish to change, it just won't happen - much as a pretty girl won't go out with an obese neckbeard. Anything else is fine with me, including women who are just wiling to improve on these things.
It's just like you say bro, if it happens, it happens.
Okay, I'll bite
Male, 22, Hudson Valley New York
Full time student, studying to be a chemist
Variety of hobbies including tabletop games, birdwatching, film and literature, writing.
Very much a cat person.
INTP. I love quiet moments and subtlety. I am more willing to express my emotions than most guys, and I don't view that as a negative.
Largely, I want someone who is open to sharing my hobbies and experiences, and who is willing to share theirs. Stability is important. I place a high value on intelligence and the ability to make good decisions. I just want to be able to look into your eyes and see that something is there. Physical attributes don't matter much as long as you're healthy, though red hair is a major plus.
sooo here i go:
skinnyfat, 172cm, long curly brown hair, blue eyes. im student, 3rd year of finance and accounting also work as a bartender. I have a some piercings and a few tattoos. i'm not really nice person i think, sometimes i dont speak to ppl like for week i'm shy and awkward but i like to drink so its not really a problem after 2-3 beers.
gender doesnt matter, it would be nice if you have tattoos and piercing. Just talk to me sometimes and pull me out of my room to drink. and please, be from poland, silesia would be the best!
I live in France ! Which... Might be a tiny bit far ? :'(
been a lot of places but never been there. not sure anything could develop but im down to chat on skype?
24/f/Germany (Asian descent)
Just finished my studies and will start working in a few months. I enjoy anime and manga (I frequent /a/ and also used to browse /u/). More of an indoor person. I love cute things. And cats. Also, I'm kinda shy and awkward at times.
>Must be at least 24
>Preferrably down-to-earth and introverted
>Must have a good sense of humour
>Doesn't smoke/have alcohol problems
>I don't really have anything else to add, what matters the most is that we get along with each other I guess
I would be happy to ! Even if nothing develops, I'm always happy to have more gamer friends.
The few coming days might be a bit busy for me so I may not be around a lot at the moment, but yeah, anyways !
My skype is kytes1234
I want a girl who challenges me and doesn't back down when push comes to shove.
Someone who won't run away or freeze in fear if things don't work out the way they're planned, and likes when things get interesting.
I want someone who's blunt and honest with me when it's needed, someone who's willing to push me to strive farther and fulfill my ambitions, and let it happen vice versa.
Someone who can take a joke and run with, someone who'll annoy me to hell with a small thing and keep doing it, because it's hilarious.
Someone who can go off and do their own thing while I do mine, but we'd still miss the hell out of eachother even if it's just for a day.
Someone who's passionate. Someone who doesn't compromise everything and shy away from every fight.
Someone who's willing to jump a fence to explore an abandoned building, just because of the risk and thrill of it.
I want someone who loves to run in the pouring rain and doesn't take bullshit, but loves sitting inside and cuddling up with a terrible movie all the same.
I don't fucking even know what to post without a template it's been so long
not that it even matters anyway, the only girl I've ever gotten along with well from here was fucking lauren
I usually don't have my mobile emulator running so I don't think I saw. Will have a look. Do make a skype though as it is preferred.
That kinda sounds like me. I climbed a fence to explore a lumber mill once and I ride my bike in the rain all the time.
>Archer >Breaking bad
I like this
I don't know which of you guys I'm already talking to
26 years old
Working full time, living alone, independent
Likes all animals except birds
Go-with-the-flow type, mellow
Guitar player, aspiring writer, creative type
I like getting lost in unfamiliar places
Love paranormal stuff
(Ghost hunting, UFOs, cryptozoology)
Comic book nerd.
Female or MTF
Enjoys similar things
Cosplay partner for comic cons?
Living in or near CT
No real physical preferences, but I'm sadly not attracted to heavier women. So... Small to average, I guess. Freckles a huge plus.
I don't really expect much from this, but hey why not.
If you're not clingy and kinda creepy don't bother.
>Short, black hair w/ other colours
>Likes netflix, going to shows
>Post-hardcore, indie, alternative, pop, etc.
>Can be clingy sometimes
>Preferably skinny to slim
>Preferably not too fond of alcohol
>Dry, sarcastic humour
>Can stand the sound of at least some of my music, sharing is caring
>Silly, but not to the point of being annoying
yea not getting responses is just as bad ad being polite.
if on Skype just remove me from the friends list I don't give a shit. I mean if you don't like me you don't like me. Ill feel bad for a bit because it will reinforce the fact that im a totally fuck up with girls but id rather have a definitive yes or no answer.
I like a sorta bookish girl. I'd like someone who'd enjoy going out at midnight with a bottle of wine and a blanket just to watch the stars with me. I have a weakness for romantics and skinny girls with short hair.
You still around?
I'm a bit away in north NV but that's still pretty close. I'm 27 almost 28, making my living in the military. Of course i like vidja, but I've played tabletops before. Love animals so your dog is a plus.
Maybe I'll find someone, maybe not. Worth trying at least.
Have a Ska band that doesn't totally suck cocks.
I don't really have an ideal mate. I hate the idea of being in a typical relationship; what I want is a close female friend who's weird like me, maybe not entirely platonic, but still mostly platonic.
>Biologically male, but I identify as transgender.
>Very weird; among other things, I'm kind of a perv but not really interested in sex, don't want to get married or have kids, and I'm a /b/tard shitlord despite also being an anarchist and a feminist.
>Kind of a loner.
>Have very little independence.
>Kind of emotionally stunted.
>Trying to be a programmer.
>Older than me or very close to me in age.
>Don't have to live near me (I can settle for an online friend; I think I might prefer that actually).
>Anarchist like me.
>Maybe a perv like me.
>Someone I can be very honest with, share all the weird shit in my head without me feeling too paranoid.
Web design can be done by literally anyone, you don't need to know css or jquery to make a decent page anymore.
I want to make a web app next month, I do some random attempts to get accepted code via git hub, i wrote the sound linking file thingy for some game. I figure 3 accepted open source projects and 2 applications of any tier are enough. I learned c# in 4 days and moved on to game dev immediately after last month but I've been really lazy and haven't done anything since that week other than Oracle World, which wasn't even an impressive job anyway.
Well yeah, I think WD is rather easy, Im not really the smartest of people and tired of working with my hands
A class has seemingly been offered to me last week, I'd consider doing a game dev job but in Sydney theres not a whole lot going on here.
>live in upstate NY
>work out, retail management, pro level vidya games as life
>extra introverted so need alone time
>Petite is a plus, but at least be decently physically fit ya know?
>mainly blue eyes
>I literally die for blue/green eyes ok
>actually like me and show interest
Lemme know if you want contact info I guess
Australia has a generally terrible internet connection but I met an australian dev team while at the convention, so I have no idea what it's like but know the jobs exist. Game dev generally isn't fun unless it's your own project, and programming is really like the modern equivalent of working on your car, the attitude and approach are so much alike it's ridiculous.
About 1 year ago I was sick of doing just enough to live like my friends, go to college learning at a pace set for the worn down, and finally just up and accepted that I can do all these things but wasn't putting in the effort on my end, just whatever pace was the standard, i.e. the bare minimum. So about 7 months ago I got my first real job, ended up having three and realized hard work can get you nowhere if you don't want to think. Then 2 months ago I moved to California on a whim and a loose plan, starved myself pretty harshly the first month but I'm just glad I move fast. I have a job now, I haven't been on track programming and real estate wise the last month because I have to struggle with living through something that hinders my progress, but it gives me a place to stay. The worst part is I could get back on track easily and don't, and fuck I'm so lonely, I'm >>22708110 in these threads on /soc at the very least wanting someone too talk too. But shit if I'm going to drop a chance to make a million dollars by the time I'm 23 if I can see the path to it.
Whatever job you want you can do it, and it always has a simple solution, when people say "It's not easy" all I hear is "I want it, but I don't want to do the work for it". You don't need to be smart, just be willing to grind out toward what you want.
my ideal girl
+has some form of useful higher education, or her own business
+appearance dont matter too much as long as she has good hygiene and good style
+is a good cooker, bonus for european or asian foods.
+crafty, a bit of a DIYer
+reads and watches thought-provoking things
+does drugs responsibly
+likes sexual intercourses daily and lots of cuddling
i'm 11 of these things, and some more.
What if I'm not a funny guy, not a college graduate, don't have cool job, don't really know about today's music.
Would anyone be that interested at me? Woukd they be mad at me for trying to talk to them?
And BTW, what I do enjoy is vidya,poem,novels,manga, and some tv shows.
Music, Guitar, Anime, Vidya, Politics, Military, Firearms, Talking, Fun shit.
Skinny to Chubby, please not too big.
Any natural color hair is fine, nothing extreme
5'8 and shorter is ideal
Similar interests would be cool
Glasses is a plus, especially if they're thick rimmed
I drink and smoke on occasions, so please be ok with that
Just don't be boring
Someone that will respond back.
You don't have to match everything, I'm not really picky.
What kind of books do you like? I haven't read in ages but I used to love reading. I felt uneasy if I didn't have a book I was in the middle of. I'd never use bookmarks since I'd just memorize the page number- it wouldn't be long until I picked it back up.
I miss that.
I love anything, right now I'm collecting a pile of The Culture Novels from Ian Banks to read when my work sends me out to other places again. I'm always looking for suggestions if you have any, I have a lot of time to fill with nothing to do but read.
>6'7, teal eyes with brown streak through one of them, tanned but naturally pale (i.e. typical white aussie), hairyish but not a yeti
>lazy musician who spends all day playing video games
>that pretty much sums it up which is depressing
>reasonably proximal to my age
>same interests as me (music and vidya)
>sex drive that can keep up with mine
yeah idk. not too idealistic about this sort of thing, you can fall in love with almost anybody after all
"What is love? Love is not idealization. Every true lover knows it. If you really love, a woman or a man, you don’t idealize him or her. Love means that you accept a person with all its failures, stupidities, ugly points, and, nonetheless, the person is absolute for you, everything that makes life worth living, but you see perfection in imperfection itself."
Twenty-Two, 6'1, slim, Software engineer, musician, introverted, weeb trash.
Living it up in Portland, OR.
Dropped out of high school, then dropped out of college, then started a career as a software engineer.
Thus far, things are going pretty brilliantly, and I'm surprisingly extremely well off, given the amount of dropping out I've done.
>Interests and things
I love cats. I need a cat. I am currently catless as of (1/06/2015), and it's the longest I've ever been catless. Help. Let me love your cat.
Been programming since I was like, 8. Apparently I'm a ninja unicorn whatever the fuck they're calling decent programmers these days.
Pretty big fucking weeb, got daki's, wall scrolls, and figures for days. It's definitely healthy.
Cosplay, been to Japan a few times, go to conventions, go to nerd bars, play the board games, the dnd. Pretty typical socially capable weeb things.
Also been playing guitar for like, 15 fucking years now, I teach in my spare time. Not because I need the cash, but because I really love teaching.
I dig high level math. And art. I write a lot of procedural art. I call it mart. Math art.
When I'm not drinking at work, I'm drinking at any of the various bars and competing in pinball tournaments around Portland.
That said, I'm still pretty shit at pinball.
I'm infinitely chillaxed, and rarely serious. I like hanging out with people together, but alone. If you catch my drift.
>Movies, Vidya Stuff
At the moment I'm currently playing Persona 4 Dancing All Night, Dota 2, Tree of Savior, and a few other games. Waiting for fallout 4 If you anyone wants to play any of those games, feel free to hit me up. I've played pretty much every game under the sun though.
Favorite movies include Zoolander, LotR, Anchorman, Children of Men, The Fog of War, and District 9.
Favorite shows include Rick and Morty, Archer, Trailer Park Boys, Parks and Rec, The Office, Breaking Bad, and Better Call Saul.
Uniquely talented, interesting, and funny.
I'll just go ahead and use this as a template myself since it's pretty well done-
>caucasian with black hair and green eyes
>play violin since grade school
>University athletic trainer
>outstanding cook, actually started college in culinary school
>found out that top-tier chefs make fuck all
>extremely loyal to a fault
>can get tickets to shitloads of different games (not a big plus for women but whatever)
>high linguistic intelligence, can talk for hours if I'm interested in the subject
>extremely high libido, sex is like crack
>talk way too much about sports, lost two past girlfriends because of it
>weird sense of humor that a lot of people find offensive
>super cozy moccasins
Ugh, you just reminded me of how I have to buy a new pair of ugg moccasins since I slept in, then my dog decided to shit on one of them. Ruining the pair. If he didn't look sorry I would have been so much more pissed. $145 down the goddamn drain.
>Hispanic, blue eyes, medium length brown hair
>I LOVE to read all kinds of books ranging from classics to sci-fi to philosophy. Some of my favorite authors are Orwell, Faulkner, Steinbeck, Tolstoy, Camus, Dostoyevsky, Vonnegut, Merleau-Ponty, Kierkegaard.
>I listen mainly to metal, mostly heavy, thrash, and melodic death metal.
>I have watched anime since I was 5, so I've watched hundreds of shows and movies since then. Some of my favorites: Monster, Welcome to the NHK, Mushishi, Kino's Journey, Haibane Renmei.
>I like to play video games. Pokemon, Mass Effect, Fallout, Skyrim. Mostly RPGs.
>Into martial arts, drawing and writing.
>Full time grad student in STEM field.
>Lives in Ohio.
>Extremely kind to a fault. I have extensive volunteering experience in disadvantaged communities.
>Perverted/kind of dark sense of humor and easily amused. This can be a plus or a negative.
>Loyal and honest.
>I enjoy sex a lot.
>Very good listener.
>Suffer from depression, but I'm currently in therapy for it.
>I act kind of awkward around large groups of people I don't know well.
>I lived in several South American countries.
Hispanic with blue eyes? Are you the human equivalent of a unicorn? No offense but I've never met a Hispanic person with blue eyes. It's like meeting an Asian girl with freckles.
Well, let me clarify. Are you Argentinian?
Ugh, two of my male cousins are married to Hispanic women. One from Argentina and the other from Columbia. I still, have never seen blue eyes from that racial group.
> 6 foot
> I like movies/tv shows, enjoyed Ash vs. Evil Dead tonight
> I enjoy cooking for people
> bipolar, mostly only affects sleep nowadays though
> empathetic and try to help people when i can
, dunno how many times I've heard "Don't let anyone know this, but..." from friends
> low key and mellow with a sarcastic/cynical sense of humor
What I'm looking for:
>Someone close in age
>honest, even if it makes them feel uncomfortable
>is okay with drinking, but doesn't go hard at it
I'm free to anyone contacting me though, don't mind much. I got stood up today, just to play the pity card quick
I'd love for you to contact me, but it looks like you've got your hands full already
You seem like quite the catch. Definitely curious abut how you would describe your experience growing up in South America and how you'd describe it in comparison to your current living situation so to speak.
Sorry, I'd rather date someone somewhat close in age to me.
Thank you. I had a pretty dichotomous upbringing in South America. My family was pretty well off for half my childhood, and then we lost all of it and lived in relative poverty. I had a pretty rough time here in the States, but I'm really happy at my university now.
This is very embarrassing to admit, but I still have not read East of Eden.
Eh, you can't be expected to have read everything. I know how you feel about playing income bracket pin-ball. My family went from poor to rich so many times during my childhood I can't even count. It's odd when you go from Ramen for Christmas to a new car for your birthday and then back again.
I know, but that's one of his most well-known, major works.
Wow, I don't know if I would have been able to adjust going back from rich to poor and back again so many times. Once my family became poor, I held no illusions of getting back the quality of life I once had. Sorry you had to experience that.
Na, it all turned out all right in the end. Most of it happened due to a nasty divorce and sickness. But hey, I learned a few things about life for it, and everything turned out in the end. My family's still close now, and everyone in it is doing supprisingly well in their own way. Care to share what happened with yours?
I'm glad things are much better now! It's hard to explain because I don't know much of the details, but basically my parents separated for some time, my dad lost his job, and then we moved to a poor country.
I'm Basque, so it not all that surprising to me.
Or at least 25% Basque. Wide-shouldered, tall and all that other shit. It's still unusual to see blue-eyed Hispanics. My eyes are green.
Me: (the female) witty, sarcastic, I find myself a rather funny person but I do have the occasional not so funny puns thrown in, 5 ft 5, a little chubby but spread out evenly (most/all of it went to my thighs and tits) interests: vidya (dark souls, borderlands, fallout, smite, tf2, destiny, resident of evil, Pokemon, yugioh, dragon age) old movies/animated movies/horror/musicals, MMA/BJJ/Kickboxing.
Ideal guy: same type of personality, has to be witty and extremely sarcastic so that I don't have to feel bad if I say something sassy, facial hair is a + but not required, either a bear like guy, muscly or solid and hairy or thin/petit, preferably has glasses, likes busty women and isn't afraid to get dirty. HAS TO BE SOMEONE WHO LIKES ONE OF THESE: anime, vidya or reading
Contact: kik i: pupquakes
>Into some anime ex. Berserk
>Love horror movies
I don't consider my tastes in music patrician but I like The Replacements, The Cure, NMH and The Velvet Underground.
It's just unusual, that's all.
I asked my mom two years ago, "why in the hell am I French and yet I have these tank-like shoulders? I thought we were suppose to be short and slim."
"Oh, I guess I didn't tell you about that."
You can be extremely offensive nad not bother me.
I don't need glasses so I don't wear them. I like all three. I don't really have body hair but I'm extremely muscular. I go to the book store in my town at least once a week. If you don't like dogs it's over. I have three rescues since native americans don't seem to do anything other than beat on them and go to jail.
Must love puppies.
I think I may fit your prerequisites. Except I don't really use kik, just skype and steam. Do you use either one? Skype is propane.accessories
24 years old in Europe.
Appearance: 180 cm, middle Eastern descent, normal build, black hair, dark eyes and a little beard.
Personality: I'd describe myself as easy going but not the passive kind. Not serious on things that don't require it.
Appearance: healthy, medium or long hair, no tattoo's.
Personality: supportive, calm and not pushy.
Will share skype, kik or whatever if replied to.
Alright, I'd honestly given up on /soc/ but I'll give it one more try.
>6'3", 210lbs, /fit/
>I love all types of music
>Into artistic people, but you know, I appreciate all sorts of people.
Also should mention my hair's a bit longer but the template didn't have an option for that.
>darker complexion, black girls, middle eastern girls, and Indian girls are a major plus
>Race doesn't really matter though
>skinny to chubby
>loves music, loves talking about music
>capable of intelligent and abstract conversation
I mean hey, worth a shot
Yeah, that's why I've given up on /soc/. It's a sausage fest and no one's ever looking for anything more than a hookup. It's like people here don't have an attention span to talk to someone for more than a week.
Alright, 20 M here from Minnesota, no money, no friends, going to school for a degree in business. Never had a gf, online or in real life, so if you contact me and we click I'll probably go full beta and worship you. My interests are mainly Videogames, History, Music, and Writing, and I like to take a lot of long walks in the forest. I am pretty thin, only 160 lbs, kind of a manlet but around 5'11'. I have pretty conservative political views but I can keep them to myself if you do the same. I love dogs, but not a big fan of children or cats.
In terms of what I'm looking for in you, I don't have many strict requirements, as long as you aren't morbidly obese, deformed, or have autism. I don't discriminate by race, I find all races of women attractive, but I prefer my women to be on the thicker side. I am a Catholic, so that is also a preference, though you don't need to be. Smokers, alcoholics, and drug users need not apply. Otherwise, you should be yourself, cuz anything else is really not important in the grand scheme.
Skype : warlord_x_
This took longer than it needed. But heres my skype: .shindoke
Also if anyone wants to be friends too...
I forgot to add but i'm 103lbs and pretty flat, all the weight goes to either my legs or my hips.
Welp, here goes nothing.
18/m, 6'1, skinny fuck, Living in the lil ole' state of Delaware.
I'm blond haired, blue, eyed, got a manbun going, wear glasses, no piercings or tats. Facial hair is a failure atm.
I'm into Vidya, been playing a lot of MGSV, LoL, and Undertale lately, as well as the Witcher Series. Favorite Game is Chrono Trigger.
I'm getting more into movies as well, really like Nymphomaniac, Pulp Fiction, Seven Samurai, Trainspotting, Big Fish, and the list is only growing.
I also watch a couple tv series like Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Skins UK, and Futurama
I'm very whimsical, and I kinda have my head in the clouds, and I'm a hopeless romantic. I love talking on skype for hours before passing out, or just chatting while we do other things. I also write poetry, so you might have to listen to it sometimes.
I'm looking for someone who's a little shorter than me, withing 3-4 years my age, and cute, especially if you've got a unique and interesting dress style, or you're an alternative kinda look, if that makes sense. I am open to girls and guys, so that's an issue. I want someone who will encourage my whimsy and such, and someone who can be kinda similar to that. If you want to travel, that's super amazing as well, cause I love traveling and camping and shit. Don't have to show exact same interests, in fact I'm willing to learn about yours if you can do the same.
I hope I put enough detail, and I hope to hear from you soon.
Drop me a line on Skype: hgyuf1
Or my kik: bleachinutero
I'm a terrible person at first, kind of like Roger from American Dad.
>22, 6.5, thin, told I have a nice face/eyes. Brown hair that straightens easily, blue eyes
>I'm friendly but I talk fast and can't control the volume of my voice sometimes. I also tend to offend people without realizing it, then realize what I said could be offensive and won't stop apologizing for it, digging myself deeper in the hole by trying to justify myself. I stutter when I'm angry or nervous unless I'm drunk in which case I'm never nervous and just kind of jolly.
>I drink a lot. It makes me high energy, and overly-friendly (but still unintentionally abrasive) unless I feel like someone is trying to step to me and then I get belligerent. I have a tendency to flash my cock in public and get into bad situations.
>I don't have any one religion but I'm into Nietzsche and his ideas about cross-cultural master-morality. I attend a lot of religious celebrations of religions I respect. I flogged myself on Ashura a few weeks ago, so I guess be prepared for that kind of thing.
>Write a lot. I'm super into the history of the British Isles and France and would want to go start a cult based on the Arthurian worldview someday.
>I have one friend irl, but several long distance friendships.
>I like tall girls, but it isn't a major thing. I just don't like tiny girls. If you're over 5.0 you're probably fine.
>Blonde hair is my favorite, but redheads/strawberry blondes are a close second. I prefer light colored eyes but that isn't a big deal.
>I love big breasts but at least a C-cup. An ass is good too but it doesn't compare with how much of a breast man I am.
>Must be cool with my interest in the occult and not be too triggered with my ranting
>I’ll give her a lot of attention, but it just might not come off as really loving, more just like the same affection I show my best friends.
I don't expect much and can't offer much other than I'm a fun drunk, funny and have some education.
>has a job and can support me
>be my equal
You were almost perfect until that part, too.
ily pls bike with me~
Bump limit? 500 on /soc/, 300 on most boards.
made updated version, skype still .shindoke
That's because my Internet connection was bad and the post didn't go through initially. I forgot to attach the image the time it actually went through after 2-3 failed attempts with the image.
wow, Im not hte only FtM
>27 / FtM / Pansexual, Living in southern california
>Working at a fancy ass resort serving the 1%
>Hobbies: going to music/art festivals, travel, natuuure, weed, flow arts, vidya, cosplay, anything creative
>Very social, large circle of friends. CAn be a little on the introverted side, I dont do well in large crowds.
>Witty as fuck, very comedic. I can make anyone laugh
>Pretty spiritual but not religious. I follow many teachings that lead to the good life. One day I want to do Ayahuasca in peru lel
>Any gender preferably close in age and understands gender issues
>charismatic, great sense of humor
>Shares similar hobbies but also some of their own that I would probably get into
>Has a passion for a field they want to aspire in
>Enjoys going out to concerts or large parties. Also enjoys being out in nature camping n shit
>creative type - loves animals and passionate about equal rights
This is just a rough idea but yea.
hey, I just got it back from the place last night
it's not exactly bike porn
>Around my age
>Dark hair, brunette and wavy
>taller than most women but shorter than me
>hourglass figure, sinuously curvier than stacked
>really fucking smart, like jacking me off one second then talking about philosophy and god and shit the next
>willing to stay up all night with me playing retarded video games
>likes listening to reading aloud
>loves the music
>doesn't mind weird political conversations about the failure of the Nazi party and the current political dilemmas afflicting this planet
>thin but fit
>black hair, rusty dark green eyes
>into writing, backpacking, vidja, etc
>all about having fun dates
>studying metallurgical engineering (on hiatus for my novel)
>really affectionate, but I need my space for at least a couple hours a day
>Anglo, blue eyes, short brownish-blondish hair
>Big fan of Russian Lit, Continental Philosophy, Southern Grotesque,
>Listens to shoegaze, noise rock, prog metal, dream pop, post-hardcore, and punk
>I don't watch much TV, but I enjoy it when I do.
>I play vidja. Mostly RPGs and Action games.
>I write poetry, and practice judo & capoeira. I also make homebrew meads and ciders.
>About to jump back into grad school: arts administration.
>Presently working in the mental health field, volunteers at a local nonprofit multi-purpose arts venue.
>Progressive feminist with an activist streak
>Devoted to my causes
>Very good listener.
>ADHD and seasonal affect
>Bad at scheduling my time
>I spend a lot of time in Peru. Much of my family lives there.
for making me waste like an hour trying to figure out photoshop (and basically giving up) in a post-drunk, hangover-coloured haze because of how nice their image looked.
I love having my hair finger-combed and gardening.
My ideal partner.. a girl with brown hair and bambi brown eyes who wants to engage in nerdy activities with me, loves me for me and loves animals as well
Preferrably normal posture, same height or a little taller than me, cute smile and good sense of humor <3
Hi. I fit most of those points, if not all actually. I'm 22, and live in England. Oh, and I'm 6' tall (last time I measured).
On the off chance that you might still exist, hit me up, would be interesting to chat at least :)
I don't speak Korean or like k-dramas/kpop. Sorry koreaboos.
>/mu/, /ic/, and recently /soc/
>Amateur Guitarer, Singer-Songwriter, Saxophonist, Drummer.
>Fan of indie rock, shoegaze, noise rock, post-punk, post-rock, post-bop, hard-bop, avant-garde jazz, free jazz, jazz pop.
Earnest most of the time. Not clingy. When I'm really comfortable, I engage in memetic humor and light cussing, but otherwise I try to make people feel comfortable when I talk. I like balance. I don't like being overly edgy, pretentious or cynical.
Introverted and cautious. I've gone through bouts of anxiety and depression due to pressure from my family, but I haven't ever had violent episodes and I've sought help every time. Currently seeing a counselor to help me learn how to be an adult. At the moment, I'm just trying to get by with school, work, rent and looking after my siblings while my mom works out of state. We left my abusive dad 2 years ago.
>Visual artist, musician, writer and/or reader.
>Appreciation for indie rock, shoegaze, noise rock, post-punk, post-rock, post-bop, hard-bop, avant-garde jazz, free jazz, jazz pop.
>Earnest, empathic, avoids being overly edgy, pretentious or cynical.
and into the ether I go! SHOOP
I'm 1,87 with blonde hair and blue yes I live in Denmark.
I'm too lazy to write a long description just add my skype: callmetakuu
Pic absolutely not related
haha this guy
I wish I had bambi brown eyes, that sounds cute
Pretty good I guess. It's not very kind with the rain and being wet these last couple days but it's definitely smoother now.
my id keeps changing for some reason
I forgot to mention 3rd year college is acceptable too. And that's a pretty bad anecdote. I'm well-off and am among the best in my college. Uni is less than a year away, so I might as well write university.
>20 year old guy from Sweden
>Currently studying to become a teacher
>Likes music a lot, can't play for shit but collect vinyl
>Pretty calm and patient, been told I'm an obvious older brother
>Lame sense of humor, enjoy me some puns
>Better listener than talker
>Don't have a whole lot of friends, but a few I really care about
>My favorite season is winter
>I dress pretty nice, I suppose I look okay
>About my age
>Nice and caring
>An appreciation for lame humor
>Ambitious and passionate about anything, really
>Adventurous, in contrast to my unadventurousness
>But also able to just sit in and be a lazy bum all day
>I don't know what else to put here
I'll leave my kik here, just in case.
Well this one is really old but what else, may be to get a good chat :D
Guy living through his 20s. Not to sound pompous or anything but I'd say I'm pretty social and am willing to help you with it if you need. I have a knack for livening up a group event and getting quiet people to participate.
Really into food, manga, history and cute things. In the NYC area but this will most likely be an internet thing so your location is not important.
Girl of any age; the age isn't as important as our personalities clicking. Artistic personalities are my favorite, I think I click best with them despite not having much drawing skill (I have ~culinary~ art skills wahaha). Someone who loves listening about random cool facts I pick up and is willing to do the same. Similar interests are cool but I'm honestly down with opposites too.
skype - sidhegrove
I don't think I can match well with most of you but you all sound amazing regardless
22/m/US east coast
5'10 Chub black dude
Hockey and the stock market is the only thing I know oh and I play semi pro hockey.
I'm funny,random, outgoing and weird as fuck
Love history and paranormal shit
Love adventure type shit, staying up late, long drives and all that jazz
Oh and beer i love beer
20-28 prefer to be close by
Just be fun or know how to have fun.
I like an adventurous, funny chick or simply someone who I can click with and just be comfortable around each other
>5'3" Asian, average build small bust ;_;
>Mainly taught EFL up to last year but I'm thinking of going back to school and getting into a trade
>Introverted, a bit of a softy
>Chill but I get anxious if my cooking doesn't turn out well and spaghetti whenever I try to be romantic
>Sense of humour like Demetri Martin and an airheadedness similar to Fry
>Get really interested in how/why people do things
>Preferably lives close by so I can kiss and massage him often
>Passionate about things he likes (could be an artist, hobby, game, etc)
>Doesn't easily lose his temper nor looks down on waiters, etc
>Likes to laugh
>Open to discussing politics, philosophy. (I want to know/appreciate what my partner believes in)
>Doesn't need to be "on" all the time. (Mellow vs intense activities doesn't matter as much as who you're spending time with. Just be you.)
>Tries his best when it comes to stuff he really wants or what really matters to him
>5'11, fatass but no neckbeard yet.(don't worry were getting there.)
> I have a pretty thick skin. I love humor and I think it comes in all different shapes and sizes. I would say i'm pretty cynical/critical but i'm not mean by any means.
>When I was a kid I was pretty obnoxious/hyper. Which is still somewhat evident in the fact I can't stop fucking talking. I like to talk a lot.
>I have chrons disease and type 1 diabetes. I take a mixture of medication and medical marijuana to help with symptoms.
>Speaking of that, I smoke a lot of weed. Don't really drink or smoke anything else though. I don't mind if you don't smoke though but I just hope you're not one of those people that hate people who smoke weed. We can be very nice laid back people.
> I'm pretty observant. I wouldn't exactly say i'm patient but i'm tolerant. And over time from various research iv'e looked into amongst other things I like learning new things. Especially about the brain.
>I suffer from a lot of stomach cramps/pains. I can't walk far now that my chrons is in a severe state. I hope with the medicine i'm taking it will help. But I really really REALLY love walks. And exercise in general. Be prepared to walk at least a couple miles a day(if my stomach doesn't cause me shit out all my guts by the end of the year that is.
>I have a passion, yes a PASSION for video games. I have all sorts of consoles, magazines, ect, i'm currently looking into how to open my own business as I want to have some kind of retro game store one day.
>Living in the same country is always nice. But anywhere else is fine to.
>I prefer someone with a somewhat different personality than mine. Someone who's more mellow and assertive could really compliment by more sparadic nature.
> Be educated. No I don't mean fake ass stupid shitty "college" education. Whatever the fuck that even means. Just be self aware, interested in various things.
>Physical and emotional contact is an obvious must.
>Would be preferred if she didn't drink much. I can't drink even if I wanted to. But I don't really mind if you do.
>Likes video games. Having an autistic obsession with video games always gets me giddy to.
>Not concerned how you look. I mean being fat or skinny is fine. Just don't be a 80lb anorexic or a 450lb hambeast.
>Failure doesn't bother me. But I would like my partner to "try" I study a lot of psychology off in my own time and I value things like none violent communication
>I make fun of people a lot, I don't bully anyone but I do see a certain beauty in making fun of yourself and others.
>Speaking of humor, be prepared for me to not just make fun of myself and others. But you. I can often really love a quality about someone so much it becomes somewhat of a joke I can indulge in. Like for example maybe you do something weird in your sleep. I'll be sure to notice it and giggle at you accordingly.
I guess that's it. Skype is: metalatari2600
Thought I might as well make one of these while I'm at it
5 11 black hair though some of it is white, just grows that way. Eyes are blue/grey, white guy, not fat, slightly muscular.
Pretty talkative, really into art films and analytic philosophy. Spend most of my free time making music, writing, sometimes i draw.
Play some vidya and watch animu but less than i used to.
I guess ultimately i want someone of either gender that is cute that will listen to
Me play the piano while i bemoan the world And then hold me as i mourn my lost innocence. We would then get icecream.
I don't have kik, but am nearby and the same age, generally fitting qualifications.. Would you consider skype? Mine's whois.this, with the funny insignia
Real question here, would somewhat bad teeth be a deal-breaker for anyone?
I'm extremely self-conscious about my teeth. I wasn't raised to take care of them, and by the time I actually got into taking care of them it was too little too late. They're not horrible, but eventually they'll get worse.
I can't stand to look at myself in the mirror because of this.
What's actually the problem? Crooked? Not shiny white?
posting templates anyways. call the cops i dgaf.
That's not a problem for me. I'm in medicine so I know people who can fix that kind of thing. I speak to them on at least, a monthly basis.
I almost with I was an orthodontist. It seems like he has the best stories ever regarding how stupid people act when they wake up after a wisdom tooth removal. Like some guy woke up convinced that he was a werewolf for about twenty minutes. He only came to his senses as they were wheeling him out to the car in the chair.
I think we're be great together actually. I'm really into music, I'm an artist, and I love singing. I love noise rock, indie rock, anything jazz. anything with a sweet bass. I like someone who can have fun and but can be serious, and you seem to have a good balance. Plus you seem responsible. I'm not clingy what so ever so it'd be really convenient.
OoOoOoOoO Could this be? A qt3.14 fit for me? :D
At the moment, my skype acc is actually my full name, so I'll change it or make a new one in a bit. What do you prefer to use for chatting?
- 5'11" 135lbs, fluctuate between skinny, and skinnyfit depending on which day of the pay period it is.
- White. Pale. Long, Dark Brown Hair. Green/Hazel Eyes.
- Might be from the future.
- I have the potential to be a sweet dude when I'm not trying to get you out of your comfort zone or exhibiting the inappropriate humor that comes with being on 4chan for a decade.
- I'm intelligent, or attempt to be at least. I'm a comp. eng. major, full time electronics technician. Eventually going back and mastering in nanotechnology.
- Interests - programming, horticulture, drawing, going to gigs (mainly dnb, downtempo, & 140 BPM), exercising/riding my bike in the city, masturbating, dabbing, munchin out, watching animu, and saving the world.
-I'm mentally unstable, my mind is a little less fortified than most, but its open at least.
-Politically: Libertarian / Ancap
-Spirituality: Pantheism / Taoism
-distance doesn't make a difference to me, but if you're european pls be nocturnal b/c timezones.
-eyes & hands matter more to me than ass & tits
-If we ever do meet youre cool with me being clingy af.
-have your own interests, so i can work on electronics sorcery from time to time.
-some sense of ambition pls
-source of income other than showing tits on camera is cool.
-plays vidya with me
-do thoughtful things like you think about me when I'm away.
-slightly submissive is beneficial (i can be stubborn).
-Politically - be okay with disagreeing. pls no feminazi .
-Spiritually - militant athiesm is unattractive
-okay with recreational drug use. not an addict.
I'm a guy who loves getting out, having fun, and traveling, but my hobbies don't allow that too much. Currently working towards being a voice actor, been playing guitar for ten years, violin on layaway. I'm passionate in what I do. A few years back I worked on a abridging so I have the skills in Sony Vegas and After Effects, I'm a huge media junkie when it comes to that. That being said I love anime and manga, but I don't let it take over my life like a weeb, that goes to league of legends. I'm a devout Christian and I love helping other people out. Day before Halloween my neighborhood flooded and Red Cross and Good Will fuckin suck if you're not an old person so my family's been helping with disaster relief. I like to ramble on sometimes, but mostly just keep to myself with people I don't know, but I am not socially retarded.
Female/20-24/distance doesn't matter but prefer close by
My ideal partner would be a shorter woman. I just have a thing for height difference >\\A\\<
It'd be cool if she had at least an interest in anime or League since one day I want to voice in either. An interest in hard rock or metal would be cool but here in Texas I accept the blues and country listeners. I'd prefer a Christian girl, but on this website I'll take anyone who's just not atheistic. Also, a bit of a pervy thing on my end but I also have a thing for what my friend has dubbed short stacks. Shorter girls that either have a nice butt or boobs, but hey beggars can't be choosers. Big thing though, girls who are mentally stable, that's hot.
Personality wise I like a girl who's straight forward and to the point, a someone who isn't 110% shy. I know some weebs like that but I absolutely do not.
I'm a guy with a lot of hobbies. I enjoy vidya, reading both regular books and manga, drawing(I did pic related) debating and I also do a few martial arts. I'm now studying in a decent college, majoring in bioengineering. I've traveled a bit as well. I listen to mostly heavy metal with some video game soundtracks and jazz thrown in. Personality wise I'm a smartass but I do my best to help my friends out when they're in a pinch. I do have trouble reading signals though.
Female, 20-24, best if not too far away but I'm open
It'd be best if she shared some common interests with me and also isn't turned off by the idea of working out every now and again. Also, no emotional rollercoasters. I get that girls have hormone changes and stuff, but some stability would be nice. As for looks, see pic related.
Confession: I'm clingy in my head but I filter that shit out hard.
>checks every few hours
>"maybe I should be more clear"
>"fuck, anon keep it cool"
>goes another few hours
>more hours pass
ugh why do I do this to myself
5'7, 145lbs, some tattoos
i like to think im pretty handsome
going to uni off and on for electrical engineering
i like to skateboard and im a hedonist
can cook well
good at DIY and fixing things
total weeb, power level hidden until you enter my room and see my collection of things (i have figmas)
i like b-horror and practical gore
i like weird music and am weird
getting to know me frequently scares girls off but im a dorky teddy bear and just want to snuggle and wants to be liked for more than my appearance
likes horror movies and animu
doesnt mind heavier or emu music
likes going out to fancy places to eat and likes dressing up nicely
can put up with my stupid sense of humor and maybe even thinks bad puns are funny
my kik: hispurplemajesty
Perf. I prefer the same. Sad thing is that both my spam email and personal emails contain my full name so give me some time to stop being an eejit. brb
or if you feel comfortable posting yours, that'd be nice.
That's not the end of the world desu. Though you should get those cavities looked at cause that shit can get painful
I'd chat with you
INTPs make the best introverts
is me, let's go skiing!
I actually meant to say "INTPs make the best extroverts"
I'm the kind of guy who loves to go out and do social stuff but ignore everyone during the day in the labs, people get surprised when I'm actually social :+)
Fuck it, might as well.
>18/Male/Americlap, specifically Virginian
>College student in the CS department
>Something of a poorfag but working on getting gud at programming for a kickass job in 2 years
>6 feet tall, fat but recently working on it (from 290 to 260 in about 2 or 3 months)
>Moderately introverted, really like physical contact but not opposed to long distance if it's within travelling distance so I could visit you (so North America is preferable)
>Personality is very logical and moderately organized.
>Technically have bipolar disorder, but medicated so it's negligible (you won't notice).
>Boards: /v/, /h/, /b/ occasionally, /lit/ sometimes, /sci/ and /g/
>Interests: programming. technology. science. reading. vidya games and vidya game developing. philosophy. spirituality (agnostic) and politics to a much lesser, but I don't give enough of a fuck to let it dictate who I am at all. I want to get into mangoes and animals (manga and anime) but haven't yet, maybe after I become /fit/.
These are preferences, fyi, not hard and fast. But please link to your post in the thread or let me know who you are (generally) so that I know if I'm interested.
>18-21/Female/American from the Eastern US (but I don't care too much, anywhere is fine)
>White or Asian (as that one guy ITT said, I don't care about race, but my dick does)
>If you're fat, you should want to lose weight. Otherwise no. More set in stone than the other rules.
>Preferably somewhat ambitious but introversion is my preference. Being romantic and open sexually is preferred also.
>Nerdiness is nice, but not required.
>Shared hobbies are excellent.
But above all, just... but willing to talk to me, since it might take a few emails for me to get a conversation rolling. But once it is, I'd hope it's worth it. 100% satisfaction guarantee or your money back!
I don't have Skype. So, uh. Since this thread is almost dead, fuck it. mpgstudiosandroid@gmail
>5'7"(almost), 190 pounds (kinda chubby but the weight is rather my broad chest than my belly)
>I lsten to a lot of music, I like Blues, Rock, instrumental music, tracks that are good to jam along to
>play guitar, mostly alone
>Not quite sure what I'm doing with my life, a little too emotional sometimes but keeping a grip on myself around others
>Don't get too personal with people, I have a lot of respect to others and laugh at people's butthurt while not minding most of annoying traits
>Kind of a chaotic thinker, you might notice how hard it was for me to compose this post
>Old fashioned but keeping this to myself, not in the "kids these days" pretentious way
>computer science at a college (not that it matters, isn't really my thing but I don't suck at it)
>struggling with a little too high self-esteem, trying hard to improve my character
>addicted to LoL (and ashamed)
>sometimes care too much about others' opinion, as much as I hate to admit it
>kinda weird but not trying hard to be eccentric
>as long as you like me and tolerate me, anything goes
>wishing to skype me from time to time, not afraid of uncomfortable silence and lousy pronunciation
>female or male, doesn't matter, but I'm already in a relationship
skype: quelto (red guitar profile pic)
kik: quelto (monkey no something profile pic)
I did a thing! A thing that apparently newbies can't often do on my first go!
skype is thecitizenerased, lemme know it's you in your first message 'cause I'm gonna get some shut eye now (9am start tomorrow)
You would be surprised at how hard it is to find genuinely terrible people. Let me know if you match and I will send you a skype or something
>Also a horrible person