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Let's bring back the good, old version of /imt/. The version without templates. Templates limit anons to seeing your stats, not who you really are. We want to know WHO YOU REALLY ARE beyond some numbers and filled in boxes.

Let's bring back the good old /imt/!

Male doll:
Female doll:
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sup OP
>no templates thread
>immediately posts template
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fine. I didn't want to find someone so I don't have to be alone anyway. Sorry anon.
come on man it says "no templates," one fuckin rule, why would you post a template? Don't be so defensive
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Not looking for a girlfriend, just posting because I'm OP so I should probably post one.
Ive never done one of these, not sure what to write, ill have a go tho

20/m Victoria, Aus
Im 6'1, a fairly slim build at 78kg, brown hair, brown (green towards the center) eyes.
White, pretty sure my heritage goes back to the convicts.

Im a pretty chill but quiet and shy person until i get to know someone better or ive had a few drinks, love a glass of whiskey. Im pretty smart and love having disscussions about world happenings and interesting things.

I have a really broad set of hobbies, i like doing spontanous and different activities whenever they come to mind. My more regualar hobbies are playing video games, drawing, watching movies, meditation and going for walks. Also enjoy and play volley ball once a week.

The biggest thing i look for in a partner is reasonability, and a relaxed nature. Also like girls who are creative and can talk to about art, science or other pyhcological stuff. I have a thing for blondes and girls with fringes but dont know why, breast and butt size dont really concern me, prefer slimmer builds but not like your classic model slim, just normal slim.. dont know how to put it.
Also while i enjoy sex and all that im not really that into it, to afraid of getting someone pregnat, i much just rather cuddling up while watching a movie.

New to soc so i dont have a kik or anything yet.. if anyone fits the criteria and wants to chat though ill make one or something

Have a nice day
Perfect partner:
Tall, slim but toned dark haired guy aged 17-25, maybe a short beard
Awkward and dorky but confident enough to start a conversation and talk to strangers
Has interesting hobbies
Enjoys watching movies and TV, good taste in games
Being funny is an absolute must, and they've gotta be able to take a joke too
Being smart is very important too, but not a know-it-all
Must be willing to try new things
I love being treated nicely but being worshiped isn't my thing, and they should be able to spend a lot of time with me without getting bored, clingy or jealous
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Hey and stuff.
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>being smart is very important too,
oh hey I co-
>but not a know-it-all
welp shit I'm out, good luck finding someone
TY OP for non templates.
Templates literally disgusting, boring, shows no character or personality.
Hello people reading this. Thanks for giving me a chance. I really ,appreciate it.

I am 18 years old, quite young, I know and male. I live in Germany, Leipzig to be exact, and speak 3 languages (Eng; Ger; Russ)
I am 6'3 tall, but hold your horses. Neither am I slim, nor am I fit. I am the kind of person who "has a great personality", if you know what I mean. I am basicly something in between chubby and fat, but not unhealthy.
I have brown hair and brown eyes and I wear glasses most of the time.
A big problem I am working on right now is my moodiness. I am normally a fun guy to talk to. I love making people laugh and just having conversation, but it happens too oftewn that I get sentimental and feely all of a sudden. But as I said, I am working on it.
I am a very tolerant person and do not judge people based on a first impression. Mostly because I do not want people to judge me after seeing me once.
Right now I am in university and I study Translatology. I live in a little flat together with 2 roommates.
My hobbies are: Gaming, Reading, Writing and Conversation. Having a simple conversation (no matter if it´s stupid or deep) is one of my greatest joys in life.
I am not the kind of person to attend big parties. I like having a small group of friends or people surrounding me, because I tend to feel uncomfortable in bigger groups.
I guess this is the most important info about myself, if there is anything you want to know, please just tell me.

Now my "ideal" mate:
A girl who is cute. Physical attributes do not really matter, except for cuteness.. you know.
I like independent and talkative girls, who do not fear saying something. I have a hard time getting signs and stuff, so it´s really ncie having someone with some kind of "in-your-face" attitude.
These are the "important" things.

This sounds really dumb, I know, but if you, Reader, feel like talking to me I would be really happy.

The easiest way to contact me is through Skype:
*sheepishly raises hand*
Hello, w-would you happen to live in Europe ?
Sort of, England :)
im a chill out boy 25 years old about me 25 im a laid back chill dog but im also crazy and i went on adventures!!! way more crazy and interesting then other guys because ill go into a Forest etc.....i do ACtivitys to, not video games but outdoors, so i fucking pwn lol....im social on instagram etc.

my ideal girl/female is a hot girl but for some reason i listed other shit because im a fucking pussy fag ALSO im retarded so im posting online proof that i dont get any
Please shoot your balls off right now so you never have the chance to reproduce.
You should find your ideal mate before you talk about what you'd like in them
Well I might as well give it a shot :)

I'm 27 years old, which is sadly a bit over your upper age limit, I'm french and live in Paris at the moment. So yeah I have a funny accent I guess haha.
I'm 5'7 which is, again, not that tall ! I'm slim, with dark hair, brown eyes, and a short beard. I'm okay looking... I think ? I wouldn't mind posting a face pic.
I enjoy gaming, reading (mainly fantasy) and hiking.
I am a bit dorky and nerdy. I'm not that good with large groups of people, but I can handle myself in most social situations. I would rather crash on a couch and cuddle while eating ice cream rather than going out dancing though ! I would even let my partner pick the ice-cream's flavour.... Maybe !
I'm currently studying to become a teacher after having been a phd student in geology. I listen mainly to rock (see what I did there... Geology... Rock... Sorry...) but I enjoy pretty much any kind of music.
I wouldn't say I'm clingy or jealous, but I am cuddly I guess... So it's fine if we don't talk often sometimes, as long as it's affectionnate !
What else ? My tastes in games I guess ? I absolutly love tactical RPGs... But I play everything really, except sports games and pew pew war games like battlefield and COD (except in local with friends). I am a huge dark souls fan too.

What I'm looking for : A nice and honest lady, slim, medium or chubby is fine with me as long as she's cute :3 Just don't be super cold with one word answers and that kind of stuff.
Maybe someone who can play video games with me sometimes too !

If anyone is interrested, i'm not really comfortable posting my skype or kik on here, but you can contact me using throwaway880919@gmail.com
Everyone have a nice day... Or night, depending on where you live !
this > templates
Sorry, I'm 5'7/8 myself so I'd be looking for someone taller and a bit younger :/
You sound like you'll do fine with the ladies though :)
Absolutely no problem ! I wish you the best and hope you will find someone :)
are you from tinierme?
shit! wrong thread
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>24/female/lesbian/Ontario Canada
>likes vinyl, D&D, and (Canadian) indie rock like Stars, Metric and Broken Social Scene.
>currently in school
>wants to be a librarian
>any age
>any orientation as long as you're into girls
>close by hopefully (or willing to eventually relocate).
>shares interests with me
>will do cute things with me
>has some ambition in life (either working or in school)
>will actually attempt to message me on skype first sometimes

skype is undeadgrimauxiliatrix
No dudes (sorry)
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This is pretty accurate to what I actually look like.
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>18/Male/Straight/Virginia, near the RVA area
>5'7",145lbs, fairly average build, black hair and glasses
>Studying music performance (play classical sax but am looking into pursuing more jazz)
>Usually spend free time on vidya/anime with friends or writing music
>I enjoy seeing movies a whole bunch and also will listen to almost any kind of music
>Pretty competent in social situations, kind of a weird mix of introvert and extrovert given the setting I'm in

>Female, around the same age, straight
>Preferably close
>Enjoys anything listed above
>Willing to enjoy vidya and anime with me and maybe friends over skype
>Is currently in school
>Wouldn't mind going out and doing something every once in a while, be it dinner, movie, etc
>not required but a creative type (musician, artists, etc) would interest me very much
>Doesn't mind talking all throughout the day
>Is a little closer to being an introvert than an extrovert but this isn't a huge concern

Skype: xxmistermanxx

Made it when I was 12, don't judge me.
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Not actually looking for anyone right now, but I'm gonna leave this here anyway. You never know.
>Idea Mate
I just noticed before you posted that. Maybe you'll find the second type too

Not going too well with the typing.
What do I win
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A hella cool gif
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>5'7" Probably less than 130 lbs
>Likes to write, play bass guitar and regular guitar
>Enjoys a lot of folk music
>Loves Thomas Pynchon, William Burroughs, Harvey Pekar, John Swartzwelder, Grant Morrison, and Kurt Vonnegut
>Currently in school
>Wants to write for television shows, sitcoms etc. or become a folk musician. Whichever I'll get to first lol
>Sometimes draw in my free time.
>Kind of easygoing

>Shorter than me, same height or taller than me. Doesn't matter. I prefer taller because I've always wanted a taller girl, but if not, hey there's nothing wrong with that. You're fine the way you are.
>Likes a lot of the same literary genres I do. If not, no big deal. We've all got different tastes.
>Dominating. Kind of a weird fetish, but I've always been submissive, so it would work more.
>You don't have to enjoy the same music as me, but don't act all deep and "omg i'm so messed up and dark" just because you enjoy Halestorm.
>Likes to go to expensive places for dinner. I love taking date to expensive places. It makes them feel special.
>Doesn't mind talking (texting etc.) all the time. I just like to keep talking.
>Not a lot of guy friends. Call it petty, but it's kind of a big deal.
>Not cold or distant
>I don't care if you're older than me. It really wouldn't bother me. If it bothers you, it is completely understandable.
>Likes to laugh a lot.
General info:
>White with short brown hair and hazel eyes.
>Reads way more than is good for me.
>Has a whole bunch of odd skills/ hobbies.
>Full time employment ( I actually have one of the coolest sounding jobs in the world)
>Lives outside of Seattle
The good:
>Caring person who is usually always there for somebody.
>Probably knows a guy who knows a guy.
>Knows way too much about a lot of things.
>Can cook extraordinarily well.
>Good listener.
The bad:
>Some self confidence issues.
>I dissappear for long stretches of time for my job.
>I'm a little awkward sometimes, not to spaghetti levels, but it's there.
>Not too good of a talker.
The miscellaneous:
>I accidentally smuggled two pounds of pot over the Mexican border when I was four.
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Save me
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>tfw met a girl who was qt as fuck in this thread, we talked a lot on skype, texted each other quite a bit, started to make plans to meet up IRL then she just dropped off the face of the planet
>Hates grumpsters while being a grumpster
i fucking loved tinierme
>5'6, chub but getting in shape
>College senior
>Wants to work in the entertainment industry
>Loves shit like It's Always Sunny, The Office, Comedy Bang! Bang!, SNL, etc.
>Cat person
>I like alcohol and 420 sometimes
>Converting to Judaism soon

>18-24/any gender/USA
>I have a slight preference for girls, but I'm bi or pan or whatever
>(Not a straight dude)
>Not an asshole
>Creative type is a plus
>Funny is a plus
>I'm not too picky, I just like people I feel comfortable around

skype: vegannachos
Where you from?
You have impeccable taste, anon. If I wasn't straight I would marry you.
well, thank you!
I'm literally not grumpy at all. I'm easy going and a positive person o_O

5/10 for getting me to respond
Fuck you niggerfaggots
I can do this I guess

>18 straight male Midwest
>Into nerd shit, have a final fantasy tattoo
>I'm down with alcohol, beer mostly
>Also general foodie
>Writer, poet
>Facial hair. Body hair too.
>Interested in global cultures
>Fancy myself a comedian, want to do stand-up
>currently work in retail

>Same age is fine but girls who are older than me to any degree are a turn on
>glasses are a turn on
>don't mind sitting around doing nothing
>not stubborn
>can say interesting things occasionally but I'm not the kinda guy that demands that
>Doesn't mind me not going to college yet lol
>Doesn't mind pet names and cheesiness
woohhh what was your username
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>Gonna move to upstate NY
>I care a lot about music, movies, and books
>I drink often
>I'm drinking right now
>Aside from music I'm interested in psychology and philosophy
>Nature/outdoors shit is p cool

>Female or feminine somehow
>Has good/similar taste in music/movies/lit
>black hair
>pale skin
>is okay with what I put

skype = der_einzige2
26/f/pacific Northwest
Chubby, short, brunette freckles etc
Student and working
Hobbies : video games, table top game, comics, dota, hiking, cooking etc etc

26-36 (not firm on the gap)
Possible this area too....
Has job, or is in school
Plays video games reads etc etc etc
Can handle a kinda of clingy needy girl.
Other things to be discussed upon talking
I do have a dog

I'm just going to post my kik I guess
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Yesss, my pic is now trendy! Ha! Take that, bachelorhood.

Have some Joni Mitchell.
Hey bruv! 22/F from Victoria. I like playing games and drawing. If you ever make a kik, please drop it here cause I'll be interested in talking to you!
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>Chubby but not FAT
>Ranga and very hairy, Hazel eyes with the longest eyelashes in the world
>Hyper nerd, probably always playing some video game
>Chilled down to the core, rather shy
>Not the brightest tool in the garage
>Adore cute shit
>Attempting to get into art
>Can be an Eliteous faggot

>Cute and kind and cheerful
>Also a nerd (being laughed at for buying figures kinda hurts)
>Can make me laugh
>A hugger
>Not a alcoholic but willing to drink on occasions
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The other thread is effectively dead anon, don't take it personally.
Hey, made a kik, add me
Cool finding someone from the same continent let alone same state
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>20/M/Warwick Uni (UK)
>kind of guy who accidently does five years of studying because he doesn't know what to do with his life
>introvert but not a shut-in
>generally apathetic but working on it
>spend most of my free time just listening to music
>will spam anyone non-stop who doesn't tell me to fuck off

>not antipodal from UK
>has hobbies/interests/tastes to share and discuss with me
>willing to put up with my spamming
>relates to this image on a deeply emotional level

But really feel free to add me if you want to chat whoever you are
Skype: mghotmail.com
Been some time since I've done the text copypasta, but hey, why not:

Pennsylvania (Pittsburgh) (If you don't live close, I still enjoy a chat, keeps the boredom away)
Plays WoW occasionally
Big on things from the 80s (heavy metal, rock, stuff like Van Halen, Eric Clapton, Bon Jovi)
Retro gamer

I enjoy modifying electronics (typing on the descendant of a 26 year old keyboard right now), collecting older video games (I have ~200 NES games, amongst some Atari 2600, Genesis, SNES titles). I'm also a big part of the iDevice (iPhone, iPod touch, iPad) jailbreak/hacking community.

Feel free to contact me if you've got similar interests.

Preferably 18-24, but those aren't hard numbers.

The only things I cannot deal with:
Morbidly obese ( BMI > 25)

Skype: thisisforb
AIM (people still use this?): HansNeon
Email: hansneon.xck@gmail.com

template version also attached for the lazy
fucking repulsive templates
no wonder you're single
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i'm gonna fuckin post this shitty ass template because im lazy as fuck and you're NOT my REAL mom.

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i have no idea of an ideal perfect qt that id want to be with because im open to anyone and everything

but then again im not really looking nor do i even care
wow you're so clever and creative
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Fuck your no template edition. I'm not writing a wall of text, you get the gist of who I am and what I like. Want to learn more about me and I interest you? Hit me up then, shit.

Not going to bother putting my life story in a shitty MS paint drawing filled with text, and a shitty hipster avatar that I don't even look remotely close to. There is no fun in that.
I like chicken and I like soup. If you want to talk about one or both of those things my skype is apatheticshrug
im a girl who likes outgoing guys who are thinner, cuter and more loyal than your average user here. you should be a gamer. you should live in the us. you should be over 24. you should be possessive and honest and up front. hate to be that chick but please respond with skype or kik if this sounds like you. and good luck other peoples.
you don't have to write a wall of text, almost nobody did that
the picture you used is even less realistic than hipster avatars
the template is uglier than anything anyone could make in MS paint
you're basically interchangeable with almost every guy here so don't be so elitist
That should address your complaints well enough
>being this much of a faggot
I happened all over this
>Female ISTP

That's like seeing a leprechaun. Make a wish!
/n/igger here. Bike with me~ Where do you live? Do you browse /n/? I'm not looking for a girlfriend but I'll bike with you if you live close enough.

Wait. Your doll is female but you didn't say that you are female. You aren't Bianchi-kun, a-are you?
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Everything seemed perfect but I don't live in the US :'(
zoom zoom~ Carolina. I don't browse n.
I don't know what that means
>tfw so far from here

>browses 4chan
>doesn't browse /n/

>I don't know what that means
Bianchi-kun is a feminine guy who namefags on /n/.
oh well.
I browse mu and p so maybe I should.
oh no lol
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>I browse mu and p so maybe I should.
Of course you should!

Show me a picture of your bike~
Pic related, one of my bikes
I don't actually have a picture of my bike atm, sorry. It's also a lot cheaper than a cannondale - it's literally a modified schwinn. Livin' the poor student life
>It's also a lot cheaper than a cannondale
Cheap doesn't have to mean bad. I got a really nice 80s road bike on Craigslist for $175, sometimes they go even cheaper. I love that bike. I love all my bikes.
>it's literally a modified schwinn
Did you modify it?
I love the wood handlebars on your mountain bike. It looks super adventurey.
No, I bought it in a box, had the local bike shop assemble it, and then later paid dicks to replace parts on it. Smoother tires, better derailleurs and brakes that won't kill me.
>tfw not in Melbourne
>doing something worthwhile with his life
Yeah, my mountain bike is awesome. I broke the frame though lol. I brought the frame to some people that are going to fix it, I should have it back soon.
yeah my bike is having the wheels fixed atm. I sorta broke them. with my (abusive) riding. I should have it back tomorrow night so I might take a picture then if this thread or something is still around

I love you
Did you break spokes? Or just get them out of true?
Also post pics of your bike in >>>/n/892918
>5'9 130lbs
>lives alone with a cat
>has a car
>has his own place
>in culinary school
>is a chefguy
>does computers stuff
>does car stuff
>does nature stuff
>does cat stuff

> N E W E N G L A N D

Yeah as you can see I have a LOT going for me at this moment and uhh you should notice me senpai.
>everybody has super expensive bikes
lol no

I think I bent the rim somehow, I think they're replacing the whole wheel with a better one that isn't garbage
>I think I bent the rim somehow
I did that once too
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Let's go Asia
I think I fit!
Skype: Kirbynago
Sucks that the link doesn't work for my Mobile device.
But I'll just type it out.

I'm an American guy with a slight Southern accent, but I'm not an annoying hick.
I have long dirty blonde/light brown hair and dark blue eyes.
I'm about 5'11 and slim.
I tend to make a lot of jokes, and more often than not they're extremely morbid.
I'm very good at making the best of every situation, and my personality is contagious, but that's probably just because I'm a Pisces.

My ideal of a perfect woman is one that's around my height with a slim body with light brown or dark blue eyes, and either blonde or brunette hair.
I'd like her to be more of a lover than a fighter kind of person, although something about a fighter intrigues me, and I'd be willing to have a go at it.
She HAS to be comedic, any girl that can make me laugh is an instant 9/10.
And as a final preference, the better your smile, the quicker I'll fall for you.
Thanks for reading Anon.
One posts late in the night at their own peril, yet here I am cobbling a bunch of nonsense together. I'm 27, male, 6'2 and tangy. I woke up from a dream in which I smuggled thongs that had the Jamaican flag on them into Tennessee (poss. Fort Knox?), perhaps it is all part of some prophecy that leads me to a wonderful person that enjoys a good breakfast and some mix of museums, bookstores, travel, movies and owls, or it leads to my untimely death which is followed by angelic figures shouting "The Aristocrats!" Or I just fall back asleep, which I clearly should be doing.
I was listening to Sade last night and kind of grooving when I noticed I was like, shoulder shrug dancing and thrusting in a synchronized pattern. Got weird. But I'm not that weird. I'm pretty plain Jane at first glance, you know like nice and harmless but I'm definitely the most sensual tootsie pop ever and if you work your way into the erotic nebular of a middle it will unlock things you didn't know about your mind and your left big toe.
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I am a very simple man with simple requirements

> electrical engineering
> instrument stuff
C-can you tell something about it? Photo? Scheme? Your sweet dreams? This words makes me crazy and doing something worthwhile with someone is
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Ogaboogabooga Where duh Canadian grills at.

Too fucking early in the morning

have a song you twat :^)

Love Canadian Anon

BMI over 30 is obesity.

You tool.
are you bmi 26 then? :3
I messaged you on kik. I might make a Skype later
>begin writing about "ideal mate"
>realize that youre describing your ex

shes out there, buddy.
dont give up hope.
Im BMI 22,5

I'm a nursing student. I know my shit.
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Rather not post my old /imt/ pic without editing it, so until this thread takes off as its own thing, I'll stick to the format of the last variation:

>Your a/s/l:
>Your sexuality:
Let's go with straightish
>Your interests:
I love philosophy (I'm a rationalistic hedonistic perspectivistic egalitarianistic pyrrhonian skeptic; I automatically love you if you know what that entails), the social sciences, spending every waking moment online, pining for old /b/, anime/manga/eromanga, various vidya (usually FPS, MMOs, or couch co-op games), and meeting people with unique/interesting philosophies.
>Ideal mate description:
My ideal would be someone incredibly open-minded and easygoing, indoorsy, analytical, considerate, and very affectionate/appreciative. They'd be someone who prioritizes rationality, has a perverted mind, can talk about anything, doesn't let other people get under their skin, and hopefully shares some common interests with me.
>Your contact info:
Skype - trulyverum
Kik - tehb357

>Pic related - It's me
What do you bring to the table though?
What do you bring to the table?
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What do you bring to the table?
Yeah but what do you bring to the table though

I'm English, 5'8 as I've already mentioned, browny red hair and greeny browny grey eyes. I'm pretty fit and sporty but love cuddling up to spend 8 hours of TV too. I'm confident and outgoing but lack motivation to meet people IRL
I'm pretty intelligent, but have been through some rough times which badly affected my exam results
If you wanna know anything else just ask :)
Why did you not tell us your age?
Oh sorry, I'm 19 :)
>confident and outgoing
>can't meet people irl

pick one
I didn't ask for your age I asked why you didn't tell me your age.
If you could read you'd see it said I have no motivation to meet people
I can talk to people all day, I just can't be bothered anymore
Oh hahaha, I just forgot to add it on
>can talk to people all day
>can't be bothered to talk to people

pick one
*sheepishly yawns*
Interested in people close to, but outside of the UK?

I fit pretty much everything. Well, i can sometimes be a know-it-all, but hey, who doesn't have cons?
I'd prefer someone close by really, but I guess I can compromise :)
Where are you from?
You started this, monster
*sheepishly shrugs*
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AW where do you live then?
No templates? Fuck yeh!


I'll start with the physical side - I'm 6'1 or so, fit but not big (strange body, can never appear swole, think swimmer with more toned arms or boxer with less fat). Dark straight hair, usually shaved into a buzzcut, very dark eyes. Thick beard that grows really fast and I usually shave. I live a very healthy lifestyle and take care of myself and my appearance. I have several small tats.

I work a pretty good job for my age and have an actual career, while working on qutie a few side-projects.One of them is artistic and I'm hoping to one day try to bohemian life. You know, why not?

Love reading, I'm interested in anything from the cheesiest fantasy to classics to philosophy. Play a bit of vidya. Maybe more than a bit recently. I watch shit like everyone else and listen to metal, rock (indie and old), trance, progressive. I go to the gym quite a lot and do a few combat sports.

Guess I'm a bit weird, I don't generally fit into an easy stereotype or type of person, which tends to drive some women off, as they can't quite put a finger on me. I'm more of a loner and tend to try to improve myself and enrich my own life. I travel, I do new stuff, I move from country to country and such. It's a pretty hard lifestyle for meeting women, hence why I tend to try online (boy is that horrible).

I don't have "requirements". If it happens, it happens. I don't like setting standards and bars. The only thing I'd ask is that you take care of yourself, as I do. I'm not going to say "no fat chicks", but if you're overweight and have poor hygiene and NO wish to change, it just won't happen - much as a pretty girl won't go out with an obese neckbeard. Anything else is fine with me, including women who are just wiling to improve on these things.
Belgium. Might move to the UK at some point in the future tbh. Give a contact if you want so we can talk over skype or whatever?
not me tbh
It's just like you say bro, if it happens, it happens.
Okay, I'll bite

Male, 22, Hudson Valley New York
Full time student, studying to be a chemist
Variety of hobbies including tabletop games, birdwatching, film and literature, writing.
Very much a cat person.
INTP. I love quiet moments and subtlety. I am more willing to express my emotions than most guys, and I don't view that as a negative.

Female, 21+
Largely, I want someone who is open to sharing my hobbies and experiences, and who is willing to share theirs. Stability is important. I place a high value on intelligence and the ability to make good decisions. I just want to be able to look into your eyes and see that something is there. Physical attributes don't matter much as long as you're healthy, though red hair is a major plus.
What do you mean "not me"?

I'm in the Uk; in Edinburgh for Uni but I live in London. I think I pretty much fulfil all your requirements... but what would you define as good taste in games?
you need to get laid bro
I will try to avoid friendly conversation here I guess.
It wasn't an insult or anything, just my opinion bro.
Forget it.
Don't be a pissy bitch, you just need to get your dick wet lmao
Right, we've effectively driven off any potential females in this already starved as fuck thread.

Well done lads.

See you in the next thread for s'more sperging.
The only one who's starved is you, starving for the pussy juice.
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sooo here i go:
skinnyfat, 172cm, long curly brown hair, blue eyes. im student, 3rd year of finance and accounting also work as a bartender. I have a some piercings and a few tattoos. i'm not really nice person i think, sometimes i dont speak to ppl like for week i'm shy and awkward but i like to drink so its not really a problem after 2-3 beers.
gender doesnt matter, it would be nice if you have tattoos and piercing. Just talk to me sometimes and pull me out of my room to drink. and please, be from poland, silesia would be the best!
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I live in France ! Which... Might be a tiny bit far ? :'(
forgot to add: im really into animes and mangas. so yeah, im weeb
animes and mangas

It's true you don't see many ISTP women. We're so alike in voice and appearance, we're often mistaken for ISTP men.
(It's the beards)

The plural doesn't change.
oh. i didn't know. english is not my first language and i wasn't really sure. Thanks!
Oh cool Edinburgh is nice :)
I just mean someone who plays interesting games and can say why you like them instead of just gobbling up whatever AAA crap is spurted out each year
ibrahim.moizeus is my skype
Would you be against kik?
No, I'm perfectly fine with it. What's yours?
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been a lot of places but never been there. not sure anything could develop but im down to chat on skype?
Actually, just send me a mail on throwaway:

Yeah...that's subconsciously what I might have done too :(
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Haven't posted here for a while
24/f/Germany (Asian descent)
Just finished my studies and will start working in a few months. I enjoy anime and manga (I frequent /a/ and also used to browse /u/). More of an indoor person. I love cute things. And cats. Also, I'm kinda shy and awkward at times.

Ideal mate:
>Must be at least 24
>Preferrably down-to-earth and introverted
>Must have a good sense of humour
>Doesn't smoke/have alcohol problems
>I don't really have anything else to add, what matters the most is that we get along with each other I guess
Would be interested in talking
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I would be happy to ! Even if nothing develops, I'm always happy to have more gamer friends.
The few coming days might be a bit busy for me so I may not be around a lot at the moment, but yeah, anyways !
My skype is kytes1234
I wish you would've continued not posting
I want a girl who challenges me and doesn't back down when push comes to shove.
Someone who won't run away or freeze in fear if things don't work out the way they're planned, and likes when things get interesting.
I want someone who's blunt and honest with me when it's needed, someone who's willing to push me to strive farther and fulfill my ambitions, and let it happen vice versa.
Someone who can take a joke and run with, someone who'll annoy me to hell with a small thing and keep doing it, because it's hilarious.
Someone who can go off and do their own thing while I do mine, but we'd still miss the hell out of eachother even if it's just for a day.
Someone who's passionate. Someone who doesn't compromise everything and shy away from every fight.
Someone who's willing to jump a fence to explore an abandoned building, just because of the risk and thrill of it.
I want someone who loves to run in the pouring rain and doesn't take bullshit, but loves sitting inside and cuddling up with a terrible movie all the same.
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I don't fucking even know what to post without a template it's been so long

not that it even matters anyway, the only girl I've ever gotten along with well from here was fucking lauren
Should we do one of these?


Would probably massively improve these threads.
Not that your list is super exhaustive, but I fit it. Add me on Skype if you'd like to chat.

skype: itsmythrowaway
you have piqued my interest what is your kik?
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time to get back out there
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I usually don't have my mobile emulator running so I don't think I saw. Will have a look. Do make a skype though as it is preferred.
cute drawings
That kinda sounds like me. I climbed a fence to explore a lumber mill once and I ride my bike in the rain all the time.
>Archer >Breaking bad
I like this

I don't know which of you guys I'm already talking to
I'm >>22698590
Would my being a sailor and likely to visit Australia at some point be an acceptable alternative?
snap me bro
I'm >>22701538

Do you have a skype? I sound like the guy in your thing (I'm pro at existing.)

If you don't I'll probably make a kik.
If you give me your skype I'll message you. I found my old one
Sure. It's sishio-

I'm the dude with the monster pic.
i just want a gf who will take care of me because i feel like shit all the time.

>no response
>go back to r9k
>kill yourself

pointless post consider it a bump
Me -

26 years old
Average body
Some tattoos
Working full time, living alone, independent
Likes all animals except birds
Go-with-the-flow type, mellow
Guitar player, aspiring writer, creative type
I like getting lost in unfamiliar places
Road trips
Love paranormal stuff
(Ghost hunting, UFOs, cryptozoology)
Book worm
Comic book nerd.


Female or MTF
Enjoys similar things
Cosplay partner for comic cons?
Living in or near CT

No real physical preferences, but I'm sadly not attracted to heavier women. So... Small to average, I guess. Freckles a huge plus.

I don't really expect much from this, but hey why not.
You sound like you could be fun. I think I just like anyone who plays music. >>22698590

I'm talking to you but I didn't make a thing because I'm not a dweeb okay
I'm talking to you back and I did make a thing because I am a dweeb

I know. It's cool your secret is safe with me pal
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If you're not clingy and kinda creepy don't bother.
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You sound chill as hell
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>18/F/Georgia, USA
>African Amurrican
>Short, black hair w/ other colours
>Funny, tbh
>Likes netflix, going to shows
>Post-hardcore, indie, alternative, pop, etc.
>Can be clingy sometimes
>Cute af

>Preferably skinny to slim
>Qt 3.14
>Preferably not too fond of alcohol
>Dry, sarcastic humour
>Can stand the sound of at least some of my music, sharing is caring
>Silly, but not to the point of being annoying

Kik: hateeveryone.jpg
Skype: imentahl
Snapchat: taythefall
Why are you so non-talkative? I've tried to talk to you several times and all I get are slow one word answers

Right on. Do you play anything?
What do you like/not like in a girl? What do you hope to get out of a relationship?
>not interested in you but's being polite
>she cant hold a convo
probably the former
Yeah dude I play the piano/keyboard a lot.
I hate this when girls are being "polite" if you don't like me don't talk to me its not that hard.

Right on. I have always wanted to learn to play piano/keyboard. I also sing, but badly. But I enjoy doing it so whatever.
ching chong nip nong.
Hello, I'm in the States but if you're cool to talk, I'd love to test my limited Polish vocabulary!
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but then you'll bitch about someone just saying nothing when you try to talk to them
and honesty often gets insults
not many good choices then

I'm gonna have to disappoint you and keep posting, sorry bout that m8
yea not getting responses is just as bad ad being polite.

if on Skype just remove me from the friends list I don't give a shit. I mean if you don't like me you don't like me. Ill feel bad for a bit because it will reinforce the fact that im a totally fuck up with girls but id rather have a definitive yes or no answer.
I like a sorta bookish girl. I'd like someone who'd enjoy going out at midnight with a bottle of wine and a blanket just to watch the stars with me. I have a weakness for romantics and skinny girls with short hair.
And as to what I'm hoping to get out this, I'd just be happy to have someone to talk about books with.
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This was a regrettable post, ha
You still around?

I'm a bit away in north NV but that's still pretty close. I'm 27 almost 28, making my living in the military. Of course i like vidja, but I've played tabletops before. Love animals so your dog is a plus.
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Maybe I'll find someone, maybe not. Worth trying at least.
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New Skype:oppaidragonempreror
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Have a Ska band that doesn't totally suck cocks.

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You seem really cool
I don't really have an ideal mate. I hate the idea of being in a typical relationship; what I want is a close female friend who's weird like me, maybe not entirely platonic, but still mostly platonic.

>Los Angeles
>Biologically male, but I identify as transgender.
>Very weird; among other things, I'm kind of a perv but not really interested in sex, don't want to get married or have kids, and I'm a /b/tard shitlord despite also being an anarchist and a feminist.
>Kind of a loner.
>Have very little independence.
>Kind of emotionally stunted.
>Trying to be a programmer.

>Older than me or very close to me in age.
>Don't have to live near me (I can settle for an online friend; I think I might prefer that actually).
>Anarchist like me.
>Maybe a perv like me.
>Someone I can be very honest with, share all the weird shit in my head without me feeling too paranoid.
>Short hair.

Programming is easy don't worry about it. I worked at Oracle World this week and finished out my plan for getting a dev job in the next 3 months. Just be practical
What kind of programing?
Im thinking of taking a Web Design class, but not sure if the market for Wed Designers is strong right now


And what do you mean by "what kind of programming"?
Whats wrong with web design?
What kind of programming, do you program say apps, games, ect

Web design can be done by literally anyone, you don't need to know css or jquery to make a decent page anymore.

I want to make a web app next month, I do some random attempts to get accepted code via git hub, i wrote the sound linking file thingy for some game. I figure 3 accepted open source projects and 2 applications of any tier are enough. I learned c# in 4 days and moved on to game dev immediately after last month but I've been really lazy and haven't done anything since that week other than Oracle World, which wasn't even an impressive job anyway.

Also I'm really busy because of shit like this, that week was brutal.
Well yeah, I think WD is rather easy, Im not really the smartest of people and tired of working with my hands
A class has seemingly been offered to me last week, I'd consider doing a game dev job but in Sydney theres not a whole lot going on here.
>tall af
>live in upstate NY
>work out, retail management, pro level vidya games as life
>very thoughtful
>extra introverted so need alone time
>loves sleep

>Petite is a plus, but at least be decently physically fit ya know?
>blue eyes
>dark hair
>mainly blue eyes
>I literally die for blue/green eyes ok
>be talkative
>actually like me and show interest

Lemme know if you want contact info I guess

Australia has a generally terrible internet connection but I met an australian dev team while at the convention, so I have no idea what it's like but know the jobs exist. Game dev generally isn't fun unless it's your own project, and programming is really like the modern equivalent of working on your car, the attitude and approach are so much alike it's ridiculous.

About 1 year ago I was sick of doing just enough to live like my friends, go to college learning at a pace set for the worn down, and finally just up and accepted that I can do all these things but wasn't putting in the effort on my end, just whatever pace was the standard, i.e. the bare minimum. So about 7 months ago I got my first real job, ended up having three and realized hard work can get you nowhere if you don't want to think. Then 2 months ago I moved to California on a whim and a loose plan, starved myself pretty harshly the first month but I'm just glad I move fast. I have a job now, I haven't been on track programming and real estate wise the last month because I have to struggle with living through something that hinders my progress, but it gives me a place to stay. The worst part is I could get back on track easily and don't, and fuck I'm so lonely, I'm >>22708110 in these threads on /soc at the very least wanting someone too talk too. But shit if I'm going to drop a chance to make a million dollars by the time I'm 23 if I can see the path to it.

Whatever job you want you can do it, and it always has a simple solution, when people say "It's not easy" all I hear is "I want it, but I don't want to do the work for it". You don't need to be smart, just be willing to grind out toward what you want.
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my ideal girl

+has some form of useful higher education, or her own business
+appearance dont matter too much as long as she has good hygiene and good style
+under 300lbs
+is a good cooker, bonus for european or asian foods.
+crafty, a bit of a DIYer
+reads and watches thought-provoking things
+does drugs responsibly
+likes sexual intercourses daily and lots of cuddling

i'm 11 of these things, and some more.
you're in college but you want someone in university? that's like being homeless by choice and asking for a rich person..
I'm 165cm.
Skype: kirikiri-archive
What is the difference between college and university in the US? I always thought it was the same thing?

Universities offer postgrad (masters, PhD) degrees
Colleges do not
What if I'm not a funny guy, not a college graduate, don't have cool job, don't really know about today's music.

Would anyone be that interested at me? Woukd they be mad at me for trying to talk to them?

And BTW, what I do enjoy is vidya,poem,novels,manga, and some tv shows.
Ah alright - but Universities do also offer the basic courses ?
Yes they do

You've gotten along with lauren too? I'm shocked, and want to hear more.
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5'6 140lbs
Music, Guitar, Anime, Vidya, Politics, Military, Firearms, Talking, Fun shit.

Skinny to Chubby, please not too big.
Any natural color hair is fine, nothing extreme
5'8 and shorter is ideal
Similar interests would be cool
Glasses is a plus, especially if they're thick rimmed
I drink and smoke on occasions, so please be ok with that
Just don't be boring
Someone that will respond back.

You don't have to match everything, I'm not really picky.
What kind of books do you like? I haven't read in ages but I used to love reading. I felt uneasy if I didn't have a book I was in the middle of. I'd never use bookmarks since I'd just memorize the page number- it wouldn't be long until I picked it back up.

I miss that.

This is still me, and I'm still looking.
I used to do the same until I came upon a bookmark that feature a moon with sunglasses on.

Can't turn that down.
I love anything, right now I'm collecting a pile of The Culture Novels from Ian Banks to read when my work sends me out to other places again. I'm always looking for suggestions if you have any, I have a lot of time to fill with nothing to do but read.
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idealism is impossible
>6'7, teal eyes with brown streak through one of them, tanned but naturally pale (i.e. typical white aussie), hairyish but not a yeti
>lazy musician who spends all day playing video games
>that pretty much sums it up which is depressing

perfect partner:
>reasonably proximal to my age
>same interests as me (music and vidya)
>sex drive that can keep up with mine

yeah idk. not too idealistic about this sort of thing, you can fall in love with almost anybody after all
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"What is love? Love is not idealization. Every true lover knows it. If you really love, a woman or a man, you don’t idealize him or her. Love means that you accept a person with all its failures, stupidities, ugly points, and, nonetheless, the person is absolute for you, everything that makes life worth living, but you see perfection in imperfection itself."

Twenty-Two, 6'1, slim, Software engineer, musician, introverted, weeb trash.
Living it up in Portland, OR.
Dropped out of high school, then dropped out of college, then started a career as a software engineer.
Thus far, things are going pretty brilliantly, and I'm surprisingly extremely well off, given the amount of dropping out I've done.

>Interests and things

I love cats. I need a cat. I am currently catless as of (1/06/2015), and it's the longest I've ever been catless. Help. Let me love your cat.
Been programming since I was like, 8. Apparently I'm a ninja unicorn whatever the fuck they're calling decent programmers these days.
Pretty big fucking weeb, got daki's, wall scrolls, and figures for days. It's definitely healthy.
Cosplay, been to Japan a few times, go to conventions, go to nerd bars, play the board games, the dnd. Pretty typical socially capable weeb things.
Also been playing guitar for like, 15 fucking years now, I teach in my spare time. Not because I need the cash, but because I really love teaching.
I dig high level math. And art. I write a lot of procedural art. I call it mart. Math art.
When I'm not drinking at work, I'm drinking at any of the various bars and competing in pinball tournaments around Portland.
That said, I'm still pretty shit at pinball.
I'm infinitely chillaxed, and rarely serious. I like hanging out with people together, but alone. If you catch my drift.

>Movies, Vidya Stuff

At the moment I'm currently playing Persona 4 Dancing All Night, Dota 2, Tree of Savior, and a few other games. Waiting for fallout 4 If you anyone wants to play any of those games, feel free to hit me up. I've played pretty much every game under the sun though.

Favorite movies include Zoolander, LotR, Anchorman, Children of Men, The Fog of War, and District 9.

Favorite shows include Rick and Morty, Archer, Trailer Park Boys, Parks and Rec, The Office, Breaking Bad, and Better Call Saul.

Uniquely talented, interesting, and funny.

Oh yeah. I'm male. And can be contacted here:

Skype: linusred1
kik: xrts
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>plays smash
What kind of play we talking about here.
Are you only looking for women?
good post.

I'll just go ahead and use this as a template myself since it's pretty well done-

>caucasian with black hair and green eyes
>play violin since grade school
>University athletic trainer
The good:
>outstanding cook, actually started college in culinary school
>found out that top-tier chefs make fuck all
>extremely loyal to a fault
>can get tickets to shitloads of different games (not a big plus for women but whatever)
>high linguistic intelligence, can talk for hours if I'm interested in the subject
The bad:
>extremely high libido, sex is like crack
>talk way too much about sports, lost two past girlfriends because of it
>weird sense of humor that a lot of people find offensive

I prefer really cute feminine people. So, really cute feminine dudes are fine.
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Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
Be my waifu pls

>super cozy moccasins

Ugh, you just reminded me of how I have to buy a new pair of ugg moccasins since I slept in, then my dog decided to shit on one of them. Ruining the pair. If he didn't look sorry I would have been so much more pissed. $145 down the goddamn drain.
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General info:
>Hispanic, blue eyes, medium length brown hair
>I LOVE to read all kinds of books ranging from classics to sci-fi to philosophy. Some of my favorite authors are Orwell, Faulkner, Steinbeck, Tolstoy, Camus, Dostoyevsky, Vonnegut, Merleau-Ponty, Kierkegaard.
>I listen mainly to metal, mostly heavy, thrash, and melodic death metal.
>I have watched anime since I was 5, so I've watched hundreds of shows and movies since then. Some of my favorites: Monster, Welcome to the NHK, Mushishi, Kino's Journey, Haibane Renmei.
>I like to play video games. Pokemon, Mass Effect, Fallout, Skyrim. Mostly RPGs.
>Into martial arts, drawing and writing.
>Full time grad student in STEM field.
>Lives in Ohio.
The good:
>Extremely kind to a fault. I have extensive volunteering experience in disadvantaged communities.
>Perverted/kind of dark sense of humor and easily amused. This can be a plus or a negative.
>Loyal and honest.
>I enjoy sex a lot.
>Very good listener.
The bad:
>Suffer from depression, but I'm currently in therapy for it.
>Mediocre cook.
>Self-esteem issues.
>I act kind of awkward around large groups of people I don't know well.
The miscellaneous:
>I lived in several South American countries.

Hispanic with blue eyes? Are you the human equivalent of a unicorn? No offense but I've never met a Hispanic person with blue eyes. It's like meeting an Asian girl with freckles.
would love to hit you up do you have a steam?
>brown hair
>blue eyes

My god damn weakness
It's not really rare. I lived in South America for 20 years, and I've seen plenty of people with blue eyes.

He doesn't realize that Mexicans aren't the only hispanic peoples

Well, let me clarify. Are you Argentinian?


Ugh, two of my male cousins are married to Hispanic women. One from Argentina and the other from Columbia. I still, have never seen blue eyes from that racial group.
I love me some Steinbeck, what's your favorite book by him?
Skype: nofunallowed010

> 23/m/straight
> 6 foot
> Michigan
> I like movies/tv shows, enjoyed Ash vs. Evil Dead tonight
> I enjoy cooking for people
> bipolar, mostly only affects sleep nowadays though
> empathetic and try to help people when i can
, dunno how many times I've heard "Don't let anyone know this, but..." from friends
> low key and mellow with a sarcastic/cynical sense of humor

What I'm looking for:
>Someone close in age
>honest, even if it makes them feel uncomfortable
>is okay with drinking, but doesn't go hard at it

I'm free to anyone contacting me though, don't mind much. I got stood up today, just to play the pity card quick

I'd love for you to contact me, but it looks like you've got your hands full already
I do have a Steam account that I don't use very much.

Why hello there.

Nope, but good guess.

The Grapes of Wrath.
Do you like tall fit quiet guys is the question
Plenty of blue eyed people in northern Spain, which is where many of the populators of South America came from.
you can add me if you like, blitzkreig2142
Sure, although I'd like more details. I'm kind of shy myself.
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I can't find you.
This is me if youre interested.

You tell me?
East of Eden's mine. Although Grapes of Wrath has the best characters in any of his books.
You seem like quite the catch. Definitely curious abut how you would describe your experience growing up in South America and how you'd describe it in comparison to your current living situation so to speak.
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Sorry, I'd rather date someone somewhat close in age to me.

Thank you. I had a pretty dichotomous upbringing in South America. My family was pretty well off for half my childhood, and then we lost all of it and lived in relative poverty. I had a pretty rough time here in the States, but I'm really happy at my university now.

This is very embarrassing to admit, but I still have not read East of Eden.
>11 of those things
i'm curious, what's the odd one out
Eh, you can't be expected to have read everything. I know how you feel about playing income bracket pin-ball. My family went from poor to rich so many times during my childhood I can't even count. It's odd when you go from Ramen for Christmas to a new car for your birthday and then back again.
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I know, but that's one of his most well-known, major works.

Wow, I don't know if I would have been able to adjust going back from rich to poor and back again so many times. Once my family became poor, I held no illusions of getting back the quality of life I once had. Sorry you had to experience that.
Na, it all turned out all right in the end. Most of it happened due to a nasty divorce and sickness. But hey, I learned a few things about life for it, and everything turned out in the end. My family's still close now, and everyone in it is doing supprisingly well in their own way. Care to share what happened with yours?
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I'm glad things are much better now! It's hard to explain because I don't know much of the details, but basically my parents separated for some time, my dad lost his job, and then we moved to a poor country.
That's gotta suck, what made you end up moving to America?

I'm Basque, so it not all that surprising to me.

Or at least 25% Basque. Wide-shouldered, tall and all that other shit. It's still unusual to see blue-eyed Hispanics. My eyes are green.
What no contact info?
Added you on skype, you seem p chill. I'm >>22699327
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Me: (the female) witty, sarcastic, I find myself a rather funny person but I do have the occasional not so funny puns thrown in, 5 ft 5, a little chubby but spread out evenly (most/all of it went to my thighs and tits) interests: vidya (dark souls, borderlands, fallout, smite, tf2, destiny, resident of evil, Pokemon, yugioh, dragon age) old movies/animated movies/horror/musicals, MMA/BJJ/Kickboxing.

Ideal guy: same type of personality, has to be witty and extremely sarcastic so that I don't have to feel bad if I say something sassy, facial hair is a + but not required, either a bear like guy, muscly or solid and hairy or thin/petit, preferably has glasses, likes busty women and isn't afraid to get dirty. HAS TO BE SOMEONE WHO LIKES ONE OF THESE: anime, vidya or reading

Contact: kik i: pupquakes
Any age preferences?
As long as you aren't 40+ you're good to go
Interested up here then? I posted earlier
I'm interested though I have hazel eyes, that go green in the sun. They aren't blue plus I'm not petite
Not like those are hard and fast rules lol.

ya know
Where do you live?
In my home
Varg? When'd you get out?
this is some supreme cringe
>I'm Basque
>Or at least 25% Basque
Muh heritageeeeeee
>Asian Filipino
>Brown eyes
>Into cycling
>Into some anime ex. Berserk
>Love horror movies
I don't consider my tastes in music patrician but I like The Replacements, The Cure, NMH and The Velvet Underground.

It's just unusual, that's all.

I asked my mom two years ago, "why in the hell am I French and yet I have these tank-like shoulders? I thought we were suppose to be short and slim."

"Oh, I guess I didn't tell you about that."

Also explains being 6'2. I didn't even know that these people existed until my mom was just like "oh by the way, there are these huge people that nobody can explain."
you seem cooler
you should message me
Horror movies and Velvet Underground is a good base to exist on.

You can be extremely offensive nad not bother me.

I don't need glasses so I don't wear them. I like all three. I don't really have body hair but I'm extremely muscular. I go to the book store in my town at least once a week. If you don't like dogs it's over. I have three rescues since native americans don't seem to do anything other than beat on them and go to jail.

Must love puppies.
Manlet detected
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I think I may fit your prerequisites. Except I don't really use kik, just skype and steam. Do you use either one? Skype is propane.accessories
Forgot to add that I enjoy all 3 (anime, vidya, reading) and I I think I fit some of your other qualifications too (minus the glasses part lol)
24 years old in Europe.
Appearance: 180 cm, middle Eastern descent, normal build, black hair, dark eyes and a little beard.

Personality: I'd describe myself as easy going but not the passive kind. Not serious on things that don't require it.

Appearance: healthy, medium or long hair, no tattoo's.

Personality: supportive, calm and not pushy.

Will share skype, kik or whatever if replied to.
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Alright, I'd honestly given up on /soc/ but I'll give it one more try.

>6'3", 210lbs, /fit/
>I love all types of music
>Into artistic people, but you know, I appreciate all sorts of people.
Also should mention my hair's a bit longer but the template didn't have an option for that.

>female, usually
>darker complexion, black girls, middle eastern girls, and Indian girls are a major plus
>Race doesn't really matter though
>skinny to chubby
>loves music, loves talking about music
>capable of intelligent and abstract conversation

I mean hey, worth a shot
kik ClashAct
holy shit that's a lot of work put into this shitty thing
Still around? I'd love to talk to you. I'm 29 and from NYC.
I think I'd probably do better getting suggestions from you! We could be like a book club, reading books at the same time haha
What's your contact? And where in Seattle are you?
>why in the hell am I French
You aren't
I'm a hop across the ferry, near bremerton. And for contact, post yours and I'll add you.
skype? also are you m or f?
I'm an 18 m anarchist sc/out/ that likes to joke around and get high. Based in the midwest. Looking for a lady that does the same.
Kik: realistbean
whats the thread limit
These threads are always sausage fests and most of the time dudes never respond to each other's charts.

Why bother?
go tumblr
Are you me?! Siema
Yeah, that's why I've given up on /soc/. It's a sausage fest and no one's ever looking for anything more than a hookup. It's like people here don't have an attention span to talk to someone for more than a week.


Are you taking limited request? I messaged you almost 10 hours ago and got nothing.
Hey, since this thread seems to be dying, my Skype is freesquare.
This is why I hate women.
Alright, 20 M here from Minnesota, no money, no friends, going to school for a degree in business. Never had a gf, online or in real life, so if you contact me and we click I'll probably go full beta and worship you. My interests are mainly Videogames, History, Music, and Writing, and I like to take a lot of long walks in the forest. I am pretty thin, only 160 lbs, kind of a manlet but around 5'11'. I have pretty conservative political views but I can keep them to myself if you do the same. I love dogs, but not a big fan of children or cats.

In terms of what I'm looking for in you, I don't have many strict requirements, as long as you aren't morbidly obese, deformed, or have autism. I don't discriminate by race, I find all races of women attractive, but I prefer my women to be on the thicker side. I am a Catholic, so that is also a preference, though you don't need to be. Smokers, alcoholics, and drug users need not apply. Otherwise, you should be yourself, cuz anything else is really not important in the grand scheme.

Skype : warlord_x_
:( Everyone hating
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This took longer than it needed. But heres my skype: .shindoke
Also if anyone wants to be friends too...
I forgot to add but i'm 103lbs and pretty flat, all the weight goes to either my legs or my hips.
Hey, I'm this guy, you seem to be pretty cool, mind if I add you on skype?
Yeah go ahead
Still waiting on that picture of your bike, anon~
Welp, here goes nothing.

18/m, 6'1, skinny fuck, Living in the lil ole' state of Delaware.
I'm blond haired, blue, eyed, got a manbun going, wear glasses, no piercings or tats. Facial hair is a failure atm.
I'm into Vidya, been playing a lot of MGSV, LoL, and Undertale lately, as well as the Witcher Series. Favorite Game is Chrono Trigger.
I'm getting more into movies as well, really like Nymphomaniac, Pulp Fiction, Seven Samurai, Trainspotting, Big Fish, and the list is only growing.
I also watch a couple tv series like Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Skins UK, and Futurama
I'm very whimsical, and I kinda have my head in the clouds, and I'm a hopeless romantic. I love talking on skype for hours before passing out, or just chatting while we do other things. I also write poetry, so you might have to listen to it sometimes.

I'm looking for someone who's a little shorter than me, withing 3-4 years my age, and cute, especially if you've got a unique and interesting dress style, or you're an alternative kinda look, if that makes sense. I am open to girls and guys, so that's an issue. I want someone who will encourage my whimsy and such, and someone who can be kinda similar to that. If you want to travel, that's super amazing as well, cause I love traveling and camping and shit. Don't have to show exact same interests, in fact I'm willing to learn about yours if you can do the same.

I hope I put enough detail, and I hope to hear from you soon.
Drop me a line on Skype: hgyuf1
Or my kik: bleachinutero
I am all of this except athletic. I have muscles, they're just not super toned.
22/m Australia

Any cute swedes or asians wanna get married so u can come to Australia?

skype;; its.wade
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I'm a terrible person at first, kind of like Roger from American Dad.

>22, 6.5, thin, told I have a nice face/eyes. Brown hair that straightens easily, blue eyes

>I'm friendly but I talk fast and can't control the volume of my voice sometimes. I also tend to offend people without realizing it, then realize what I said could be offensive and won't stop apologizing for it, digging myself deeper in the hole by trying to justify myself. I stutter when I'm angry or nervous unless I'm drunk in which case I'm never nervous and just kind of jolly.

>I drink a lot. It makes me high energy, and overly-friendly (but still unintentionally abrasive) unless I feel like someone is trying to step to me and then I get belligerent. I have a tendency to flash my cock in public and get into bad situations.

>I don't have any one religion but I'm into Nietzsche and his ideas about cross-cultural master-morality. I attend a lot of religious celebrations of religions I respect. I flogged myself on Ashura a few weeks ago, so I guess be prepared for that kind of thing.

>Write a lot. I'm super into the history of the British Isles and France and would want to go start a cult based on the Arthurian worldview someday.

>I have one friend irl, but several long distance friendships.

>I like tall girls, but it isn't a major thing. I just don't like tiny girls. If you're over 5.0 you're probably fine.

>Blonde hair is my favorite, but redheads/strawberry blondes are a close second. I prefer light colored eyes but that isn't a big deal.

>I love big breasts but at least a C-cup. An ass is good too but it doesn't compare with how much of a breast man I am.

>Must be cool with my interest in the occult and not be too triggered with my ranting

>I’ll give her a lot of attention, but it just might not come off as really loving, more just like the same affection I show my best friends.

I don't expect much and can't offer much other than I'm a fun drunk, funny and have some education.
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>has a job and can support me
>be my equal
You were almost perfect until that part, too.
ily pls bike with me~
Bump limit? 500 on /soc/, 300 on most boards.
My favorite thing is you reposted to include the image. good on you lad.
>tfw you will never fuck Laurens ass and fill her with cum while she begs for it because she never comes online anymore
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made updated version, skype still .shindoke
Can I get a throwaway email from you and we exchange there? I don't like putting my stuff out
I added you on skype (I think) but I wasn't sure which was yours. That being said, I'm >>22699327
(my skype is in the picture)
That's because my Internet connection was bad and the post didn't go through initially. I forgot to attach the image the time it actually went through after 2-3 failed attempts with the image.
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skype: tadder.roosa
Not throwaway and I'm pretty drunk but freesqare@yahoo.com?
Philippines? Male or female?
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wow, Im not hte only FtM

>27 / FtM / Pansexual, Living in southern california
>5'4",140lbs, average
>Working at a fancy ass resort serving the 1%
>Hobbies: going to music/art festivals, travel, natuuure, weed, flow arts, vidya, cosplay, anything creative
>Very social, large circle of friends. CAn be a little on the introverted side, I dont do well in large crowds.
>Witty as fuck, very comedic. I can make anyone laugh
>Pretty spiritual but not religious. I follow many teachings that lead to the good life. One day I want to do Ayahuasca in peru lel

>Any gender preferably close in age and understands gender issues
>charismatic, great sense of humor
>Shares similar hobbies but also some of their own that I would probably get into
>Free radical,
>kind hearted
>Has a passion for a field they want to aspire in
>Enjoys going out to concerts or large parties. Also enjoys being out in nature camping n shit
>smokes weed
>creative type - loves animals and passionate about equal rights

This is just a rough idea but yea.
kik: nutella_handbag
hey, I just got it back from the place last night
it's not exactly bike porn
She is:
>Around my age
>Dark hair, brunette and wavy
>taller than most women but shorter than me
>hourglass figure, sinuously curvier than stacked
>dark eyes
>really fucking smart, like jacking me off one second then talking about philosophy and god and shit the next
>willing to stay up all night with me playing retarded video games
>likes listening to reading aloud
>loves the music
>doesn't mind weird political conversations about the failure of the Nazi party and the current political dilemmas afflicting this planet

I am:
>thin but fit
>black hair, rusty dark green eyes
>into writing, backpacking, vidja, etc
>all about having fun dates
>studying metallurgical engineering (on hiatus for my novel)
>really affectionate, but I need my space for at least a couple hours a day
>into soulfucking
i'm a 22 year old FTM struggling poet/artist-type and I think you sound so damn adorable
General info:
>Anglo, blue eyes, short brownish-blondish hair
>Big fan of Russian Lit, Continental Philosophy, Southern Grotesque,
>Listens to shoegaze, noise rock, prog metal, dream pop, post-hardcore, and punk
>I don't watch much TV, but I enjoy it when I do.
>I play vidja. Mostly RPGs and Action games.
>I write poetry, and practice judo & capoeira. I also make homebrew meads and ciders.
>About to jump back into grad school: arts administration.
>Presently working in the mental health field, volunteers at a local nonprofit multi-purpose arts venue.
The good:
>Progressive feminist with an activist streak
>Devoted to my causes
>Very good listener.
The bad:
>ADHD and seasonal affect
>Bad at scheduling my time
The miscellaneous:
>I spend a lot of time in Peru. Much of my family lives there.
Regardless, I came
Fuck. You seem super cool and I'm almost exactly what you're looking for. Shame we're on opposite sides of the country. :(
Apparently I should check this thread more than once in a blue moon. Oh well if you're still around can you drop me an email at obviouslyathrowaway000@gmail.com
Shoutout to
for making me waste like an hour trying to figure out photoshop (and basically giving up) in a post-drunk, hangover-coloured haze because of how nice their image looked.
haha ilu buddy
it's a bike dude
Cool bike, anon~ How does it ride now that it's fixed?
I love having my hair finger-combed and gardening.
My ideal partner.. a girl with brown hair and bambi brown eyes who wants to engage in nerdy activities with me, loves me for me and loves animals as well

Preferrably normal posture, same height or a little taller than me, cute smile and good sense of humor <3
Hi. I fit most of those points, if not all actually. I'm 22, and live in England. Oh, and I'm 6' tall (last time I measured).
On the off chance that you might still exist, hit me up, would be interesting to chat at least :)
And my email, which of course I forgot to put, is david.davidson14@hotmail.com
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Welp due to a lot of exercise and the slowing of a metabolism, I'm not thin. I fit everything else tho. OH WELL.
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>21/m/Connecticut, US
>Korean American
I don't speak Korean or like k-dramas/kpop. Sorry koreaboos.
>/mu/, /ic/, and recently /soc/
>Occasional Drinker
>Amateur Guitarer, Singer-Songwriter, Saxophonist, Drummer.
>Fan of indie rock, shoegaze, noise rock, post-punk, post-rock, post-bop, hard-bop, avant-garde jazz, free jazz, jazz pop.
Earnest most of the time. Not clingy. When I'm really comfortable, I engage in memetic humor and light cussing, but otherwise I try to make people feel comfortable when I talk. I like balance. I don't like being overly edgy, pretentious or cynical.
Introverted and cautious. I've gone through bouts of anxiety and depression due to pressure from my family, but I haven't ever had violent episodes and I've sought help every time. Currently seeing a counselor to help me learn how to be an adult. At the moment, I'm just trying to get by with school, work, rent and looking after my siblings while my mom works out of state. We left my abusive dad 2 years ago.

>Any height
>Not obese
>Visual artist, musician, writer and/or reader.
>Appreciation for indie rock, shoegaze, noise rock, post-punk, post-rock, post-bop, hard-bop, avant-garde jazz, free jazz, jazz pop.
>Earnest, empathic, avoids being overly edgy, pretentious or cynical.
>Not clingy

and into the ether I go! SHOOP
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I'm 1,87 with blonde hair and blue yes I live in Denmark.

I'm too lazy to write a long description just add my skype: callmetakuu

Pic absolutely not related
It spun my spokes if ya know what I mean
haha this guy
nice dubs
I wish I had bambi brown eyes, that sounds cute
Pretty good I guess. It's not very kind with the rain and being wet these last couple days but it's definitely smoother now.

my id keeps changing for some reason
Contact info?
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I forgot to mention 3rd year college is acceptable too. And that's a pretty bad anecdote. I'm well-off and am among the best in my college. Uni is less than a year away, so I might as well write university.
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>20 year old guy from Sweden
>Currently studying to become a teacher
>Likes music a lot, can't play for shit but collect vinyl
>Pretty calm and patient, been told I'm an obvious older brother
>Lame sense of humor, enjoy me some puns
>Better listener than talker
>Don't have a whole lot of friends, but a few I really care about
>My favorite season is winter
>I dress pretty nice, I suppose I look okay

>About my age
>Nice and caring
>An appreciation for lame humor
>Ambitious and passionate about anything, really
>Adventurous, in contrast to my unadventurousness
>But also able to just sit in and be a lazy bum all day
>I don't know what else to put here

I'll leave my kik here, just in case.
Kik: Boringandstuff
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Well this one is really old but what else, may be to get a good chat :D
sorry wut
you are fat because you exercise?
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Guy living through his 20s. Not to sound pompous or anything but I'd say I'm pretty social and am willing to help you with it if you need. I have a knack for livening up a group event and getting quiet people to participate.
Really into food, manga, history and cute things. In the NYC area but this will most likely be an internet thing so your location is not important.

Girl of any age; the age isn't as important as our personalities clicking. Artistic personalities are my favorite, I think I click best with them despite not having much drawing skill (I have ~culinary~ art skills wahaha). Someone who loves listening about random cool facts I pick up and is willing to do the same. Similar interests are cool but I'm honestly down with opposites too.

skype - sidhegrove
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Can we at least get an asl?
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I don't think I can match well with most of you but you all sound amazing regardless
Post your ideal mate, anon!~
22/m/US east coast
5'10 Chub black dude
Hockey and the stock market is the only thing I know oh and I play semi pro hockey.
I'm funny,random, outgoing and weird as fuck
Love history and paranormal shit
Love adventure type shit, staying up late, long drives and all that jazz
Oh and beer i love beer

20-28 prefer to be close by
Just be fun or know how to have fun.
Be yourself.
I like an adventurous, funny chick or simply someone who I can click with and just be comfortable around each other
Skype: kevinvolkovv
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pls respond, I just want a gf who shares my interests.
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>5'3" Asian, average build small bust ;_;
>Mainly taught EFL up to last year but I'm thinking of going back to school and getting into a trade
>Introverted, a bit of a softy
>Chill but I get anxious if my cooking doesn't turn out well and spaghetti whenever I try to be romantic
>Sense of humour like Demetri Martin and an airheadedness similar to Fry
>Get really interested in how/why people do things

>22-26, 5'5"+
>Preferably lives close by so I can kiss and massage him often
>Passionate about things he likes (could be an artist, hobby, game, etc)
>Doesn't easily lose his temper nor looks down on waiters, etc
>Likes to laugh
>Open to discussing politics, philosophy. (I want to know/appreciate what my partner believes in)
>Doesn't need to be "on" all the time. (Mellow vs intense activities doesn't matter as much as who you're spending time with. Just be you.)
>Tries his best when it comes to stuff he really wants or what really matters to him
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>5'11, fatass but no neckbeard yet.(don't worry were getting there.)
> I have a pretty thick skin. I love humor and I think it comes in all different shapes and sizes. I would say i'm pretty cynical/critical but i'm not mean by any means.
>When I was a kid I was pretty obnoxious/hyper. Which is still somewhat evident in the fact I can't stop fucking talking. I like to talk a lot.
>I have chrons disease and type 1 diabetes. I take a mixture of medication and medical marijuana to help with symptoms.
>Speaking of that, I smoke a lot of weed. Don't really drink or smoke anything else though. I don't mind if you don't smoke though but I just hope you're not one of those people that hate people who smoke weed. We can be very nice laid back people.
> I'm pretty observant. I wouldn't exactly say i'm patient but i'm tolerant. And over time from various research iv'e looked into amongst other things I like learning new things. Especially about the brain.
>I suffer from a lot of stomach cramps/pains. I can't walk far now that my chrons is in a severe state. I hope with the medicine i'm taking it will help. But I really really REALLY love walks. And exercise in general. Be prepared to walk at least a couple miles a day(if my stomach doesn't cause me shit out all my guts by the end of the year that is.
>I have a passion, yes a PASSION for video games. I have all sorts of consoles, magazines, ect, i'm currently looking into how to open my own business as I want to have some kind of retro game store one day.

>Living in the same country is always nice. But anywhere else is fine to.
>I prefer someone with a somewhat different personality than mine. Someone who's more mellow and assertive could really compliment by more sparadic nature.
> Be educated. No I don't mean fake ass stupid shitty "college" education. Whatever the fuck that even means. Just be self aware, interested in various things.
>Physical and emotional contact is an obvious must.
>Would be preferred if she didn't drink much. I can't drink even if I wanted to. But I don't really mind if you do.
>Likes video games. Having an autistic obsession with video games always gets me giddy to.
>Not concerned how you look. I mean being fat or skinny is fine. Just don't be a 80lb anorexic or a 450lb hambeast.
>Failure doesn't bother me. But I would like my partner to "try" I study a lot of psychology off in my own time and I value things like none violent communication
>I make fun of people a lot, I don't bully anyone but I do see a certain beauty in making fun of yourself and others.
>Speaking of humor, be prepared for me to not just make fun of myself and others. But you. I can often really love a quality about someone so much it becomes somewhat of a joke I can indulge in. Like for example maybe you do something weird in your sleep. I'll be sure to notice it and giggle at you accordingly.

I guess that's it. Skype is: metalatari2600
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These threads are neat.
plz be in Toronto
gimme kik
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Thought I might as well make one of these while I'm at it
> tfw not in Canada
10/10 would have waifu'd
I don't have a kik lol!

How about a throwaway email?
Sorry. Kik 70bpm

Vancouver :(
My info is below


uuh hmm
that could work but I know I would never check an email
whatever I guess
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5 11 black hair though some of it is white, just grows that way. Eyes are blue/grey, white guy, not fat, slightly muscular.

Pretty talkative, really into art films and analytic philosophy. Spend most of my free time making music, writing, sometimes i draw.

Play some vidya and watch animu but less than i used to.

I guess ultimately i want someone of either gender that is cute that will listen to
Me play the piano while i bemoan the world And then hold me as i mourn my lost innocence. We would then get icecream.

Kik cooloctopi
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I don't have kik, but am nearby and the same age, generally fitting qualifications.. Would you consider skype? Mine's whois.this, with the funny insignia
Real question here, would somewhat bad teeth be a deal-breaker for anyone?

I'm extremely self-conscious about my teeth. I wasn't raised to take care of them, and by the time I actually got into taking care of them it was too little too late. They're not horrible, but eventually they'll get worse.

I can't stand to look at myself in the mirror because of this.
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What's actually the problem? Crooked? Not shiny white?
Not shiny white and noticeable cavities.
Are you the grill from the /r9k/ hands thread?
no, I just saved the image
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posting templates anyways. call the cops i dgaf.

That's not a problem for me. I'm in medicine so I know people who can fix that kind of thing. I speak to them on at least, a monthly basis.

I almost with I was an orthodontist. It seems like he has the best stories ever regarding how stupid people act when they wake up after a wisdom tooth removal. Like some guy woke up convinced that he was a werewolf for about twenty minutes. He only came to his senses as they were wheeling him out to the car in the chair.
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I think we're be great together actually. I'm really into music, I'm an artist, and I love singing. I love noise rock, indie rock, anything jazz. anything with a sweet bass. I like someone who can have fun and but can be serious, and you seem to have a good balance. Plus you seem responsible. I'm not clingy what so ever so it'd be really convenient.
OoOoOoOoO Could this be? A qt3.14 fit for me? :D

At the moment, my skype acc is actually my full name, so I'll change it or make a new one in a bit. What do you prefer to use for chatting?
That is one great /mu/mor meme.
- 25/m/CO
- 5'11" 135lbs, fluctuate between skinny, and skinnyfit depending on which day of the pay period it is.
- White. Pale. Long, Dark Brown Hair. Green/Hazel Eyes.
- Might be from the future.
- I have the potential to be a sweet dude when I'm not trying to get you out of your comfort zone or exhibiting the inappropriate humor that comes with being on 4chan for a decade.
- I'm intelligent, or attempt to be at least. I'm a comp. eng. major, full time electronics technician. Eventually going back and mastering in nanotechnology.
- Interests - programming, horticulture, drawing, going to gigs (mainly dnb, downtempo, & 140 BPM), exercising/riding my bike in the city, masturbating, dabbing, munchin out, watching animu, and saving the world.
-I'm mentally unstable, my mind is a little less fortified than most, but its open at least.
-Politically: Libertarian / Ancap
-Spirituality: Pantheism / Taoism

-under 5'7
-distance doesn't make a difference to me, but if you're european pls be nocturnal b/c timezones.
-eyes & hands matter more to me than ass & tits
-If we ever do meet youre cool with me being clingy af.
-god-tier cuddler
-long neck
-have your own interests, so i can work on electronics sorcery from time to time.
-some sense of ambition pls
-source of income other than showing tits on camera is cool.
-plays vidya with me
-do thoughtful things like you think about me when I'm away.
-slightly submissive is beneficial (i can be stubborn).
-Politically - be okay with disagreeing. pls no feminazi .
-Spiritually - militant athiesm is unattractive
-okay with recreational drug use. not an addict.
I'm a guy who loves getting out, having fun, and traveling, but my hobbies don't allow that too much. Currently working towards being a voice actor, been playing guitar for ten years, violin on layaway. I'm passionate in what I do. A few years back I worked on a abridging so I have the skills in Sony Vegas and After Effects, I'm a huge media junkie when it comes to that. That being said I love anime and manga, but I don't let it take over my life like a weeb, that goes to league of legends. I'm a devout Christian and I love helping other people out. Day before Halloween my neighborhood flooded and Red Cross and Good Will fuckin suck if you're not an old person so my family's been helping with disaster relief. I like to ramble on sometimes, but mostly just keep to myself with people I don't know, but I am not socially retarded.

>Ideal m8
Female/20-24/distance doesn't matter but prefer close by
My ideal partner would be a shorter woman. I just have a thing for height difference >\\A\\<
It'd be cool if she had at least an interest in anime or League since one day I want to voice in either. An interest in hard rock or metal would be cool but here in Texas I accept the blues and country listeners. I'd prefer a Christian girl, but on this website I'll take anyone who's just not atheistic. Also, a bit of a pervy thing on my end but I also have a thing for what my friend has dubbed short stacks. Shorter girls that either have a nice butt or boobs, but hey beggars can't be choosers. Big thing though, girls who are mentally stable, that's hot.
Personality wise I like a girl who's straight forward and to the point, a someone who isn't 110% shy. I know some weebs like that but I absolutely do not.
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I'm a guy with a lot of hobbies. I enjoy vidya, reading both regular books and manga, drawing(I did pic related) debating and I also do a few martial arts. I'm now studying in a decent college, majoring in bioengineering. I've traveled a bit as well. I listen to mostly heavy metal with some video game soundtracks and jazz thrown in. Personality wise I'm a smartass but I do my best to help my friends out when they're in a pinch. I do have trouble reading signals though.

>ideal m8
Female, 20-24, best if not too far away but I'm open
It'd be best if she shared some common interests with me and also isn't turned off by the idea of working out every now and again. Also, no emotional rollercoasters. I get that girls have hormone changes and stuff, but some stability would be nice. As for looks, see pic related.
Ily qt~
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UK only ?
Yeah, anywhere further is pointless, should've added, silly me!
Confession: I'm clingy in my head but I filter that shit out hard.
>checks every few hours
>no response
>"maybe I should be more clear"
>"fuck, anon keep it cool"
>goes another few hours
>more hours pass
ugh why do I do this to myself
Woud email be okay until you get a different skype? I do happen to work a lot so I only really use skype or texting or email.
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almost 25
5'7, 145lbs, some tattoos
i like to think im pretty handsome
residential electrician
going to uni off and on for electrical engineering
i like to skateboard and im a hedonist
can cook well
good at DIY and fixing things
total weeb, power level hidden until you enter my room and see my collection of things (i have figmas)
social drinker/smoker
i like b-horror and practical gore
i like weird music and am weird
getting to know me frequently scares girls off but im a dorky teddy bear and just want to snuggle and wants to be liked for more than my appearance

likes horror movies and animu
doesnt mind heavier or emu music
likes going out to fancy places to eat and likes dressing up nicely
can put up with my stupid sense of humor and maybe even thinks bad puns are funny

my kik: hispurplemajesty
Perf. I prefer the same. Sad thing is that both my spam email and personal emails contain my full name so give me some time to stop being an eejit. brb

or if you feel comfortable posting yours, that'd be nice.
That's not the end of the world desu. Though you should get those cavities looked at cause that shit can get painful
>Under 5'7
>Shorter woman
I'd chat with you
INTPs make the best introverts

is me, let's go skiing!
Yeah, but I also thrive off social interaction! I love being with people, I just don't always need to be talking!
I actually meant to say "INTPs make the best extroverts"

I'm the kind of guy who loves to go out and do social stuff but ignore everyone during the day in the labs, people get surprised when I'm actually social :+)
Fuck it, might as well.
>18/Male/Americlap, specifically Virginian
>College student in the CS department
>Something of a poorfag but working on getting gud at programming for a kickass job in 2 years
>6 feet tall, fat but recently working on it (from 290 to 260 in about 2 or 3 months)
>Moderately introverted, really like physical contact but not opposed to long distance if it's within travelling distance so I could visit you (so North America is preferable)
>Personality is very logical and moderately organized.
>Technically have bipolar disorder, but medicated so it's negligible (you won't notice).
>Boards: /v/, /h/, /b/ occasionally, /lit/ sometimes, /sci/ and /g/
>Interests: programming. technology. science. reading. vidya games and vidya game developing. philosophy. spirituality (agnostic) and politics to a much lesser, but I don't give enough of a fuck to let it dictate who I am at all. I want to get into mangoes and animals (manga and anime) but haven't yet, maybe after I become /fit/.

These are preferences, fyi, not hard and fast. But please link to your post in the thread or let me know who you are (generally) so that I know if I'm interested.
>18-21/Female/American from the Eastern US (but I don't care too much, anywhere is fine)
>White or Asian (as that one guy ITT said, I don't care about race, but my dick does)
>If you're fat, you should want to lose weight. Otherwise no. More set in stone than the other rules.
>Preferably somewhat ambitious but introversion is my preference. Being romantic and open sexually is preferred also.
>Nerdiness is nice, but not required.
>Shared hobbies are excellent.
But above all, just... but willing to talk to me, since it might take a few emails for me to get a conversation rolling. But once it is, I'd hope it's worth it. 100% satisfaction guarantee or your money back!
I don't have Skype. So, uh. Since this thread is almost dead, fuck it. mpgstudiosandroid@gmail
Dayum, Rock climbing (even if i still suck at it)/outdoors lovers unite! Where abouts in UK are you?
Also rats are cool AF!
Add me on skype: chachapcha
Hmm. Well, I guess my spam email will suffice: danneh7pi@gmail.com

I'm just paranoid about someone messing with me, but I guess the risk is pretty low.
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yo yo yo check me out
Here's my Skype: eidoloneiroimago
>5'7"(almost), 190 pounds (kinda chubby but the weight is rather my broad chest than my belly)
>I lsten to a lot of music, I like Blues, Rock, instrumental music, tracks that are good to jam along to
>play guitar, mostly alone
>Not quite sure what I'm doing with my life, a little too emotional sometimes but keeping a grip on myself around others
>Don't get too personal with people, I have a lot of respect to others and laugh at people's butthurt while not minding most of annoying traits
>Kind of a chaotic thinker, you might notice how hard it was for me to compose this post
>Old fashioned but keeping this to myself, not in the "kids these days" pretentious way
>computer science at a college (not that it matters, isn't really my thing but I don't suck at it)
>struggling with a little too high self-esteem, trying hard to improve my character
>extremely lazy
>addicted to LoL (and ashamed)
>sometimes care too much about others' opinion, as much as I hate to admit it

>kinda weird but not trying hard to be eccentric
>as long as you like me and tolerate me, anything goes
>wishing to skype me from time to time, not afraid of uncomfortable silence and lousy pronunciation
>female or male, doesn't matter, but I'm already in a relationship

skype: quelto (red guitar profile pic)
kik: quelto (monkey no something profile pic)
I'm from Poland, currently sophomore in Cracow. Wanna skype sometime? My post is there
He sounds dreamy. And you are not so shabby yourself.
I'm in the north! I've only been bouldering a few times, but seem to be a natural :D
Lucky you! I had to work to be able to do it at first
I'm in midlands so it's not THAT bad travel wise ;)
what's your contact info btw?
I did a thing! A thing that apparently newbies can't often do on my first go!

skype is thecitizenerased, lemme know it's you in your first message 'cause I'm gonna get some shut eye now (9am start tomorrow)
You would be surprised at how hard it is to find genuinely terrible people. Let me know if you match and I will send you a skype or something

>Otter mode
>horrible person

>Also a horrible person