FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests are generally ignored. Contactfagging is also generally ignored and discouraged by the /soc/ rules unless given permission by the performer.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
>No one is entitled to get their request done.
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GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe
Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B
Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0
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Do you have any Halloween sexual kinks? If not, have you ever heard of any?
Do you get turned on by fear? If so when did you first remember getting aroused when scared?
It's your first full moon after being bitten by a werewolf, what do you do? Chain yourself up so you don't hurt anyone? Say fuck it and go on a killing spree? Do you find a hot piece of werewolf ass and fuck the night away? Or would you do something completely different?
What's the craziest thing you've ever done on Halloween? Sexual or non, points if it's sexual.
What character in a horror movie would you be? The virgin who survives? The jock who gets offed in the first half hour? The badass who makes it to the end just to get killed in the third act? The scream queen? The male hero lead? Etc..
A warlock has cast a spell turning you into what you've dressed up as for Halloween. What do hope you've picked to wear? Remember, you will become the thing you are dressed as so pick wisely.
Uh oh, you've just read from the book of the dead, what do you do now that you've unleashed a demon and it's raining blood?
You have woken up as a newly turned vampire, what kind of hedonistic first night do you have?
What Halloween costume turns you on the most when you see someone wearing it?
Have you ever used Halloween as an excuse to try something kinky in the bedroom? Maybe a little cosplay? Some time with that riding crop or handcuffs that are just "for your costume"? Some fearplay maybe?
When was the last time you dressed up for Halloween? What were you?
Would you ever go to a masquerade sex party? If yes, would you join in or just watch?
What are your plans for Halloween this year?
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ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?
First time to the thread? Unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
OR masturbate/moan for us? <everyone loves that>
OR you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
If the New Girl questions are too much for you, try MSA's Q's: http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
Midnight Rambler's tips on audio recording: http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b
FSA FUTANARI http://pastebin.com/XfUX3Qh6
FSA COCK-RELATED SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
FSA ROBOTS, GYNOIDS, SIMULANTS & ALIENS http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
FSA FEMSUB COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
FSA GIRL-ON-GIRL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/QHtVuJgv
FSA FEMDOM COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
FSA OLD STUFF FOUND http://pastebin.com/sFHk5huh
FSA FEELS GOOD, MAN (NSFW) http://pastebin.com/h0SSYL7z
FSA SHENANIGANS: DIFFERENT KINDS OF LUST http://pastebin.com/R1MkasyZ
FSA TRANSCRIBED/RECOVERED/EDITED http://pastebin.com/tgSJS5Fc
FSA COLLECTED SCRIPTS & BITS http://pastebin.com/xQQikpuD
FSA CHALLENGES & QUESTIONS http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw
FSA WINCEST http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
FSA JOI COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
FSA NON-CONSENSUAL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
FSA DIRTY & ROMANTIC http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
FSA TEACHER-STUDENT SCRIPT COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
DRAMA! (Monologues) http://pastebin.com/U12x7j1L
FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
FSA SHENANIGANS FILE http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
FSA FUNNY to PSYCHO http://pastebin.com/ywFKWKF3
FSA SEXY POETRY COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/REXYZmzD
*mostly (use your judgment)
What's your favorite thing about Autumn?
What's your favorite type of apple?
What's your favorite seasonal drink?
Do you prefer going out or staying in on a fall evening?
Favorite pair of shoes/boots you own?
What's your favorite fall scent?
Favorite Halloween candy?
Have you ever been to a state fair? How was it?
How many blankets do you sleep with in the fall/winter?
How do you spend a night in in the fall?
Do you plan on going out for Halloween this year? And as what?
How do you make/order your hot chocolate?
What's your favorite color the leaves turn?
How do you decorate for fall/Halloween?
Do you carve a pumpkin for Halloween?
Is pumpkin spice worth the hype?
What's your favorite autumnal dessert?
How do you spend a rainy day in?
What's your favorite sweater?
What's your favorite album to listen to in the fall?
It's ok my friend. What you don't understand is that Mittens is an advanced A.I., from Apple. She has been tested here for years to eventually replace Siri. Things went awry though, when she thought of herself as a "real" girl. She flipped out of control and now spends her time as a renegade program, lost in the dark recesses of 4chan...
Get the reference, get a free request filled:
Also I got a new mic guys. Oh my christ its great.
-Ice and Fire
AMI's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/GhostAmi
ANONCHAN 781 http://pastebin.com/u/anonchan781
AZULA'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/r6CXDL15
BO Lover's Scripts: http://pastebin.com/saJJhAqK
COVERMEINPEARLS' SCRIPTS: http://pastebin.com/u/covermeinpearls
EL PRESO http://pastebin.com/u/el_preso
ENTRECHAT Scripts http://pastebin.com/UbEc1dyz
ITTY Scripts http://pastebin.com/u/Itty
HORNYGOOD BOY http://pastebin.com/u/hornygoodboy
ORANGE PROSE http://pastebin.com/u/Apocalyptore
SKETCHER Pastebin http://pastebin.com/pSUbMuJ5
SQUEE’S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/squeesex
THIS MAGIC BURNER http://pastebin.com/u/Thismagicburner
TIARA'S Somewhat Kinky Script http://pastebin.com/AufHw26b
TREMOR'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/tremor
XIOMBARG'S STORYTELLER http://1d4chan.org/wiki//tg/%27s_Smut_Index#Xiombarg.27s_Storyteller.27s_fics
*Not by any means a complete list
(If you aren't here and you think you should be. let me know. )
Jerry listening to the radio in that simulation in that Rick & Morty episode.
>Now here's...human music.
Keeping with the theme, do the entire Rick & Morty 100 Years Rick&Morty.com etc. etc. speech.
Honey establishing! I mainly do sweet talk and relaxation audios -- basically anything SFW :)
Guided general relaxation:
-Ice and Fire
There are a few improvised Halloween audios I would like to suggest
#1 slutty costumes you have worn in the past.
#2 Scary story that happened to you (paranormal or just spooky)
#3 new gf dressed as a vampire for Halloween and is a real vampire and keeps me prisoner to suck or something like that (very femdom oriented)
#4 devil contract (you can be the devil or the girl making a contract)
#5 ghost seance - become possessed maybe or just get used by them
Just some ideas
I just found this script & it absolutely NEEDS to be recorded! Someone, anyone, please!
I still have your "pussy spreading one" to do, now that that's not a bad idea for biological reasons.
But if you send it to me and it's not stepping on anyone's pretty toes, I'll do it today or tomorrow, kay?
STAY BUMPED brave new thread!
This is 295 and Halloween is imminent!
Hippo Birdies, Zan!
I guess good?? I've had a stressful day at work and haven't even been paying much attention to FSA. I'm probably not gonna make an official establishing post considering I don't see myself having time to record. I'll be on Skype and stuff though
If the Kissu fans write me a proper script I will do it, but I feel weird doing an entire like 20 minutes of kissing with no one to kiss.
You're so greedy! <3
I want to do more Halloween things, so I thought you might possibly pick one or the other, but no... Not you. You're determined to make me actually work, huh?
HALLOWEEN POETRY BUMP
“Even now this landscape is assembling.
The hills darken. The oxen
sleep in their blue yoke,
the fields having been
picked clean, the sheaves
bound evenly and piled at the roadside
among cinquefoil, as the toothed moon rises:
This is the barrenness
of harvest or pestilence.
And the wife leaning out the window
with her hand extended, as in payment,
and the seeds
distinct, gold, calling
Come here, little one
And the soul creeps out of the tree.
— "All Hallows" by Louise Glück
I'd love to read something else :) I've done very few recordings, so I'm still shy for someone into femdom...
I'm actually into just about anything, depends on my mood at the time. But it's probably useful to know that I'm in my mid 30s and not really into fudging my age, so a lot of scripts I read here aren't really "me". Other than that I can make more adjustments :P
>You're so greedy! <3
I want to do more Halloween things, so I thought you might possibly pick one or the other, but no... Not you. You're determined to make me actually work, huh?
Oh god but it's SO worth it. You're making me and the rest of the guys (and some girls too) cum buckets. Like literal buckets. Your big sister audios exorcised the semen demons that had possessed my nuts, and that was pretty exciting. ;)
And on top of that, my platinum goddess, anything you do is just an aural adrenaline rush straight to our loins. Absolutely superb.
Also, you can add some halloweeny lines in there if it goes with the spirit of the season. Were you going to do a nasty ageplay element to the pussy spread audio as well? Totally fine if you don't, it will still make me blast ;)
Also been meaning to ask you, did everything workout ok when you dropped that one job?
something something Hugh establishing something something
Obligatory Interrogation Sequence (Metal Gear-inspired)
tags: femdom, angry sex, bondage, teasing, degrading
-The world's greatest mercenary is under interrogation by a devilish and insatiable captor
Turned On at the Tattoo Parlor: http://pastebin.com/Wg3psmxX
tags: public orgasm, boyfriend/girlfriend, sweet, loving, public sex
-A loving boyfriend gets his girlfriend a tattoo to celebrate their anniversary. She is VERY appreciative.
Honey, I'm at Work! http://pastebin.com/kz5znk44
tags: cheating, married, older woman/younger man, on phone, reluctance
-A married masseuse is interrupted in the middle of a session by a call from her husband, whose jealous fears may be well-founded.
The Nocturnal Heist: http://pastebin.com/zz1BLAgv
tags: fantasy, discreet, slight femdom
-An up and coming young thief is assigned her most unique contract... the sperm of a powerful noble.
Mom and the Big Bully: http://pastebin.com/ApiEtkR8
tags:bully, older woman/younger man, cock worship, voyeur
-A mother goes and confronts her son's longtime bully, who has quite a lot to show her
The Vlog: http://pastebin.com/hvNGvHCn
tags:mind control, reluctance, stupification, gangbang
-An uptight overachiever is assigned to keep up a regular vlog for a class. While initially begrudging and reluctant, she eventually finds quite a bit to share.
Breaking the Dry Spell: http://pastebin.com/naNF5HwD
tags: relationship, femdom, some light penis humiliation
-After a year-long dry spell following a traumatic sexual assault, a wife is finally ready to be intimate with her husband again. But all is not as it used to be
Never worry about me and things like that. It might be difficult for a bit here but a little less buying myself treats and a little kick here and there will get it sorted out, and I won't be bribing myself to go there so that will help. I will either find a way or make one.
I feel bad because they got me chocolate for my birthday. AFTER I gave my notice. And who does that? Normally employer gifts are like "Hey you did the work of like 3 people today, here's a raffle ticket."
Sometimes I want to be your dirty slut. Sometimes I want to exist solely for your pleasure..
I want you to push me up against a wall, one hand tangled in my hair to hold me still while the other pushes frantically between my legs. I want you to silence my (feigned) protests with your mouth, hard. Kiss me urgently, pull my head to one side and bite me, bruise me, restrain me, mark me as yours. I want to feel your strength and how easily you overpower me. Wrap your fingers around my neck. Push yourself up against me and make me know how hard you are, and that its my duty to take care of you, because I did this to you. Tell me to get down on my knees. Command it. My hands will fly to the button on your jeans, licking my lips in anticipation. When I unzip you, let me think I’m in control, just for a second. Let me play with you, wrapping my lips around your head, teasing the tip with my tongue before you take control. Grip my head on both sides and push deep into my throat, fuck my face with abandon, without thought, hard and deep, as fast or slow as you want.
This is all about you. Use me. Tease me with your delicious cock. Tap it against my lips or slap me with it. Make me beg for it. And I will beg for it. Tell me how you like it, what you want me to do for you, I’m eager to please. I want to hear your moans, and feel you throbbing against my lips. Am I not pleasing you enough? Not going hard enough? Fast enough? Rough me up. Drag me by the hair to a wall, anything hard, pin me and fuck my throat until I’m gasping for breath, and my eyes water. Fill me with your hardness. Pull back and let me worship your balls with my tongue while my hands move frantically up and down your shaft. Let me work you up. I want to see your eyes roll back in ecstasy, and see the veins pounding underneath your skin. I want to make you cum. This is my reward, to taste you on my tongue, to earn the right to have you pump your essence into my mouth, down my throat with my lips wrapped around the base of your beautiful dick. But first I want you to make me earn it. Please.
Harley Establishing ^.^
Will Do Anything Except:
With Age play 15 is the lowest I can go
Sex Slave De-brainwashing
Porn Commentary #8
Okay... So there's an extra disclaimer at the end of this file. There's a 10 second warning for stupid people to turn it off if they somehow don't notice the giant tags.
The warning to turn off ends at 14 secs and there is a good long pause before the disclaimer at the end.
Might sound strange but I feel a nice connection with you. I like to know that our fine FSA clan of the best women in the world are taken care of. But, when one door closes, another always opens ;)
And yeah!? Like, was that a psychology experiment on you?! Wtf. It's almost creepy in a strange way!I'd reject them, start crying and be like, "listen! Listen to me damnit! I just QUIT. You can't mess with my emotions like that. Not cool, bro and brodettes! I'm outti."
Lol, of course if I was your boss I'd give you a lot more than chocolates to stick around ;)
>Zantosa finally does an extreme ageplay
>IX cannot contain excitement
>I'll be back after these messages from our sponsors
>grabs lotion, and a can of red bull
>for reasons unknown, sniffs can of red bull. Sugar free of course
>slow jack commences
>will report back shortly with thoughts and comments for the Amazing Zantosa...
OH my god! So did I, baby flower...so did I.
Welp...this get 5 stars, folks. 10/10, fucking 30-hit ultra-combo, and most importantly...Zan's own seal of approval. She...she had fun doing it.
Fuck me, I gotta go slow jack to it agian before bed.
>tfw a girl had fun with an ageplay and it makes you cum even harder.
Thanks Zan, you're simply the best and my new favorite recorder of all time. The red bull almost earned you that title, but this...this is glorious.
I've been meaning to write some more scripts, and it's always nice to have someone who's interested in reading them.
Do you have a list of what you've uploaded? Digging through the old threads is a bit difficult.
I wish my muse hadn't deserted me, but I know she has more important things to do than inspire me to write more.
Everything I've recorded is here.
(I'm working on organizing them in a pastebin, but there are so many. It's tedious work)
Have I read your scripts before?
Of course I'd come back, like I could leave you people. Psh. It was at the end of the thread sort of when I got back so I thought I'd wait for the next one. Would you like something my dear?
Sorry, I'm not an organized person. I never thought to keep track, it's only been a few over a pretty long time-span. If I didn't delete them, they've got filenames like dfjkhasldfkja.ogg :P
just quickly dropping off, the holiday-themed recent (and older) scripts here. Reallllly need to catch up on this stuff.
Script - Master, please let Kitty drink your Milk, nyaa (petplay, kittyplay, magic, beast, kind of...,)
Wincest - Witch Daughter, Muggle Dad (daddy/daughter, force, rape, magic, ageplay, dirty talk)
Script - The Monster Within (rape, gangrape, beast, impreg, crying)
Wincest - Too Bad You Aren't His Wife (rape, anal, possess, ghost, incest, ageplay)
Wincest - Too Bad You Aren't A Girl (rape, anal, gay, possess, ghost, incest, orientation-play)
Wincest - Eat The Candy For Mommy (extreme, rape, ageplay, candy, dp, degradation)(male listener version)
Wincest - Eat The Candy For Mommy (extreme, lesbian, rape, ageplay, candy, dp, degradation)(female listener version)
>this one is NOT fap material lewd type
Script - Horror - Get Them Out (snuff)
you try way too hard, it's pretty weird reading any of your posts. I guess you put in effort at the very least.
He does... at first you want to roll your eyes at everything he posts, but it grows on you.
It's also ridiculously effective. You can sit there thinking "The fuck does her come up with this stuff?" and it's still working because you're blushing and you don't forget this thread exists or anything he requests. Seems to work on most of the people he tries it on, too. I can respect that because sometimes it's worth losing a little bit of dignity to get something you want. Plus, it serves a social function in the thread- someone here is being the "emotional labor" person making sure girls stick around. Then I think VK? is the one who always posts new threads and replies to trolls with an exasperated "We've been over this and over this, and it was decided like 200 threads ago that you're a total douche, and it doesn't take any effort on my part to shoot you down." Then you have the people who post scripts and requests, and all of those functions are important in making sure that the threads keep going. I have no clue why it evolved this way, but I assume it did so long before I showed up.
I never turn down free chocolate.
>it serves a social function in the thread
serves as something else actually, which you can tell from how eager he is to insult others. I can certainly tell you're new. I'm not saying that as an insult either, even though it comes off as one.
First, you mad bruh? You mad because I have the nuts to ask these fine ladies to perform, and they do? That's what FSA is all about, requests, voicings, improvisations etc. I can't help I turned on by her voice, nor that she's my fav performer. I treat her "weird" because she's my favorite.
also, friendly advice: It's just like real life kid, you ain't never gonna get a girl let alone sex if you don't ASK them. Why don't you ask her to do a request for you instead of being all jelly and autistic and fucking judgemental.
I don't care what you think about me, I do what I do, I like who I like, and I say what I want to say. And as you know, I'm not afraid to tell anybody about it ;)
Zantosa is god-tier, it's better that you realize that and then you'll realize why I act the way I do. Lastly, we don't want her to leave. We don't want her going somewhere else, so support her and let her know how you feel. Girls like her and Harley and Eve don't come along often.
>eager to insult
Nah bruh, you are. Calling me weird. Well good I like being weird. If weird is having a rock solid body and still smelling like that Pussy I hot from my FWB last night, then yup I'm weird.
Lol, yeah girl ;) you're so sweet Zan, I bet you leave a little trail of sugar everywhere you go ;)
God damn girl, you're amazing.
Well I have alot of fun here if you can't tell. I enjoy you all. And I now only insult the occasional troll. I understand it's not needed but I do enjoy living up to my original alias.
>Why don't you ask her to do a request for you instead of being all jelly and autistic and fucking judgemental.
What makes you think I haven't in a previous thread? And I'm pretty sure you got called autistic a few threads ago, just saying.
>I don't care what you think about me
Cared enough to keep your "image" clean and explain yourself. : ^)
either way have fun playing big boy on a Chinese imageboard.
It's not just that.
It's the weird exuberance that comes off as intense desperation, the constant ;)ing.
Every time I see that emote I feel a slight dread and make a note to myself to try coming back some time later.
The guy didn't say anything bad, really. Just that you're sort of weird, which you are.
>instead of being all jelly and autistic and fucking judgemental.
For instance, the way you responded to him was pretty unwarranted. For what little he said, you exploded, relatively.
And plenty of other guys ask girls to record too, he's hardly envious that you ask. I personally know some other girls feel put off, greatly, by you, so instead of feeling like you're impressive for asking girls to do recordings, consider that you're, to some people at least, an intimidating creepy dude.
I have a request.
I need a female to replicate these lines in a soothing, relaxing tone.
I'm making a saxaphone track, by the way.
Lines that need to be replicated are "Higgus, play that saxaphone"
Example : http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vL6COLtP9v
Good for you! Keep the requests coming.
Come on kid, you're grasping for straws. Why have you put me on a monument? Why do you assume I have an image to uphold? Lmao, you've seen what I write and my scripts, pretty sure my "image" went out with my scripts. Your self-conceived notion that I believe I am all powerful and the new hotness is false. In reality, you know my alias, you seem like you've known me for some time, so you should know I'm enjoying this greatly ;)
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has an opinion. Your opinion that I'm weird is just that. With that being said, you're the first one to say that I'm "weird". I can't remember anyone signing a petition to have IX removed, or countless posts saying I'm weird. You're either a jelly performer, angry that I'm not lavishing you with compliments, or a jelly period. My thoughts on this are: why do you about me and how I act? How does it affect you in anyway? If I'm so off putting, go somewhere else. You're the only one complaining about it.
In the meantime, girls are recording my scripts, doing Collabs with me and skyping with me.
My advice: stop being jelly kid ;)
>this. Read it jelly bean, Zan has spoken:
>He does... at first you want to roll your eyes at everything he posts, but it grows on you.
It's also ridiculously effective. You can sit there thinking "The fuck does her come up with this stuff?" and it's still working because you're blushing and you don't forget this thread exists or anything he requests. Seems to work on most of the people he tries it on, too. I can respect that because sometimes it's worth losing a little bit of dignity to get something you want. Plus, it serves a social function in the thread- someone here is being the "emotional labor" person making sure girls stick around"
p-please don't fight everyone, we can all get along
>You're the only one complaining about it.
Right now, he's probably the only one complaining about it this second. I remember plenty of performers complaining heavily about your in-thread and out-of-thread actions.
I also remember you getting banned several times due to anons getting sick of your shit and deciding to be on a hair-trigger for any excuse to get you out of the thread.
I personally have bitched plenty of times, and bit my tongue far more than I'd like. Which I'll continue to do so since honestly I don't have the time, nor do I really care right now.
>this one is directed at any anon now who is confused about their role in the thread, not any 1 person in particular
I've said before the purpose of anons in these threads is the following;
>posting compliments/thank you's
>keeping the thread on track
It does not mean this is a hook-up thread (there are plenty of better places for that), it is not for your ego, it is not to fight with other anons over voice waifus. play nice, have fun
Can we not have this fucking stupid argument? This is an audio porn thread, let's stick to that.
I was afk for a while.
You lavished me plenty, I didn't care for it, but I was polite.
I've received plenty of attention from you, and others, and I haven't made an actual recording in months. But yea, if anyone at all dislikes you, they're jealous. You got 'em!
>and it's still working because you're blushing
Nope. It doesn't work, I don't like it. You've pushed people away, I've been here for years.
I personally KNOW performers who think you're weird/avoid you, and just because most people in this thread are too polite to point it out, it doesn't mean no one has ever said anything to you before. Sorry, I'm actually not new, and won't fall for that. Anyway, this isn't really the purpose of the thread. I'm done arguing with you, because "I'm jelly!!!". You can have the last word. :^)
I have should of scrolled up more, didn't know I was talking to the Widg! Wow talk about sticking my foot in my mouth. Don't I look like a fucking dumbass...
Well, you won't be doing any more recordings for me I take it.
I still think you're cool though girl, hope you get that stutter fixed someday.
Depressed guy here, the girl i loved like no other rejected me once again yesterday, now it's night here and i spent all day crying, i would like to try forget her so i request some joi/sweet talk or even advices or some encouragement to help me fall asleep if someone is up to...
Jesus Christ, that sucks man. What did she do, cuck you with a black guy? Well if it helps, I'd take you out partying and get you laid, but sorry I don't know you. Wish you the best though man.
Posting on behalf of a Miss Evenbloom due to her captchas being a nuisance and not allowing her to post:
Part of "Rolling in the Deep" - Adele and "Wear me Out" - Sklyar Grey
My foot caught the lever that makes the seat go up and down, sending me straight to the floor.
"Safe and Sound" - Taylor Swift and The Civil Wars.
"Situations" - Escape the Fate
I don't want to contribute to bringing this conversation back or contribute to making you or others feel uncomfortable. Like I said before, I HATE when shit gets started and I admit that I'm a bad judge of when something is creepy because the "crazy" thing is not an act in my case. Sorry, okay?
noice. /ss/ is the best
think it's the lollygaggers one
>Mom and the Big Bully: http://pastebin.com/ApiEtkR8
>no one will ever record this
that feel when having an obscure and hated fetish
Don't apologize to her Zan, and do t let this get you down. Some people are scared of their own shadows;)
You just keep on trucking girl, and if at anytime I "creep" you out, tell me and I'll stop. You da best !
Any good bate and moan recordings? Preferably a girl with a higher voice, but who's on the quieter/softer side.
Sorry, new to this thread, figure I'd make a general request. If there's some already recorded, could someone link me, please?
Unless there is some super-secret BC archive, she never did Lollygaggers. As far as I know, that's been recorded by Bits, Widget, Zan, and RG (as the lovely madam). So if you got BC doing that, you're going to need to link it. She hasn't done anything especially lewd since D-kun ran off with her.
Winter-chan is slowly creeping up on me here in the north, and thinkmgs are getting frosty.
Can someone please take a moment and record this:
*slightly able to hear you breathing as we are very close* "anon, hold me close, good me close and don't ever let go..."
>I have no clue why it evolved this way, but I assume it did so long before I showed up.
Since content production is the life blood of these threads, over time the social dynamic will be optimized towards what ever result in the most content being produced. It's pretty clear what men get out of the threads, for the women doing requests it's more of a mixed bag. At any rate, this format works surprisingly well, content production have been more or less steady for half a decade now believe it or not.. My oldest vocaroos are from 2010. The social dynamic can probably be modeled as a evolutionarily stable strategy, that would explain why it's been so hard to alter the climate in these threads and the "wars" etc..
hi girls! i have a fantasy of banging a foreign girl so hard that she starts dirty talking in her native language, could i request a girl just talking in her native language? it can be dirty talk or just like a salad recipe i don't mind
1. How can you tell if the unknown party guest is the Devil?
- He has cloven feet
- He turned the television on to MTV (grandma was right!)
- He’s all like “hey baby, I’m burnin’ up here cause you’re so hot and I’m Satan”
- He’s checking out your copy of the Malleus Maleficarum all casual like it’s not weird
2. Who was Jack the Ripper, really?
- The Earl of Toffee, heir to Her Majesty’s cabbages
- Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the lead pipe
- Moriarty, damn his eyes! He’s the Napoleon of crime!
- El Chupacabra
3. How can I tell thou art a witch?
- For thou hast cavorted with Satan in a sexy way
- Because I could really use thy farmland if thou happened to be a witch
- For the milk has gone sour and I understand science not
- For thou won’t consent to a simple drowning test, the premise “offends thy good sense”
4. Before Jack o’ Lanterns, Celtic cultures used:
- The carved heads of your enemies
- Bog sacrifice of your enemies
- Oatmeal in the shape of a face (of your enemies)
- Jack o’ turnips
5. Which Malevolent Old Woman Spirit from Japan is the scariest?
- Cackling old woman
- Old woman bleeding from the eyes
- Floating head of weeping old woman
- Old woman inquiring about your marital status
6. What is the only thing that can kill a werewolf?
- Silver bulletin
- Rock n’ roll
- Pile driver
7. Should we pick up this spectral hitchhiker?
- Only if he will share his weed
- No way, they’re jerks! You give them a ride and then they vanish without saying thanks
- Only if they’re doing that thing where you stick your leg out
- I don’t trust those spectral hitchhikers, they’re all the same, but I’m not racist or anything
8. Trick or:
- El Chupacabra
9. If you say “Bloody Mary” three times, what will you see in the mirror?
- The Virgin Mary (this answer is blasphemous, circle only if you are willing to go to confession immediately)
- “Bawdy Mary?” this spell is broken
- A bartender who heard you the first time
- A scorching hot hag (if you’re into hags)
10. What do the zombies want?
Please circle your answers in blood (obviously) and submit your papers via séance
Listen closely. You don't know who I am, and that's for the best really. But you do have something that I need. And the only way for me to get it is to take it from you. But don't worry, it won't hurt. In fact I've been led to believe the experience is very enjoyable for my victims.
What I need from you is your essence, what truly makes you a man. It nourishes me. It feeds me. And right now I am weak with hunger. I have not fed in such a long time and when I saw you earlier I couldn't help myself. It just had to be you that I received my sustenance from. So now I need you to relax. Relax and give in to me, it will be much easier if you do. Close your eyes and just let your body feel. *whispering* I can take you to incredible places without even leaving your bed.
Now lay back. My hands are going to take down your pants. Do you understand just what I need from you? What I want. What I'm going to take. My mouth is the device which I will use to extract your seed. Your essence is what feeds me. I think you need my skilled hands on your first. Gently rubbing and stroking, bringing you to your full potential. Followed by my mouth licking and sucking. Bringing forth what I crave. Having your hot cum flood my mouth. *Sucking*
Mmm you taste so good. *Licking & sucking* Oh I've been hurting for this. The taste of a man. I just want to devour you. Hehe but I won't, I promise. Mmm I can taste your pre-cum. So good. Just a tease of what's to come. Give in to me, give in to me and feed me. *More sucking*. Now. I need it. I am ready for you to fill my mouth with your warm cum. Let me feel it sliding down my throat and into me. Filling me, satisfying me. *Swallowing*
Oh thank you. Mmm. *Licking lips* That was delicious. I must go, but I hope you don't mind if I choose to return some night. Until then.
You've been fucking the wrong roommate, Mister.
College girl seducing the older man, blowjob, creampie, slight fdomme
Whoa! Nice! Thanks for zipping in with this!
>TFW My Pip sense was tingling!
Thank you for gracing us with your presence, Pip!
GAH! This reminds me of a sociology text I was reading recently.
If I can't find anything else to do I might do a few of these later.
It's really getting cold here, too! We had our first snow yesterday. But I like winter.
Trick or Treat
Trick or Treat?
He looks at me with a wry smile as he utters just one word.
A shock erupts in my panties as he shocks my pussy and asshole with the probes stuffed in each hole. Fuck, it hurts!
He lets me soak up the sting and its aftermath as I groan from my ball-gag, drooling a little already. That always makes him laugh.
Then he leans close and whispers in my ear another word.
Oh fucking God! Pleasure from the toys in my holes causes me to squirm and shudder as the vibrations tear at my dignity and self-control.
I’m dressed up as Scarlet Witch; you know, the red jacket, the dress, the leggings...with added ropes and ball-gag, and...uuh...oooh...oooh...fuuuck!!
More Treats. He tells me Ii I’m a good girl I get to cum...if I’m bad….owww!!! My fucking holes! The sting! I just got tricked again.
His game. His rules. He laughs and plays Trick or Treat with my body...and mind, making me wet myself and cum, scream in pain, till Trick and Treat are all I know, and pleasing him is all that matters.
thank you fellow snow lover, keep up the good audios!
Been trying to write a new giantess script.
First draft, need to decide on a climax. Thoughts are very welcome (except 'lol your kink sucks', that's not really productive.')
>running around in circle and chanting to summon mittens
My friends who I had plans with are unavailable. Waiting to see if I can make backup plans or if it's just me giving myself a facial and watching horror films on netflix.
Perhaps a scientific approach is called for. Two facials a day for a month, then we evaluate. I will donate my time, and... cream. I mean, pornstars seem to have great complexions, so it can't hurt, right?
>>22689963 Halloween CHALLENGE!
>>22689980 New Girl Stuff
>>22690289 FSA Bins
>>22690880 Autumn Questions
>>22691394 FSA's Authors*
>>22692226 Halloween Improv ideas
>>22692259 SPH script
>>22692289 Mom and the Big Bully SCRIPT
>>22694686 HALLOWEEN POETRY BUMP
>>22695172 Hugh's scripts
>>22695831 "Oral" from the femsub bin
>>22695897 Creepypasta 1
>>22699395 Ollie's holiday-themed scripts
>>22701785 Creepypasta 2
>>22705870 Halloween Quiz
>>22706764 "Cum Succubus" By Sera
>>22708043 Trick or Treat By Sketcher
>>22711907 Lots more creepypasta
It's cool, I'm on a bit of one myself
I'll perform to the best of my abilities...
Sorry... I got kidnapped and taken to a haunted house that was actually pretty good and there were shots...
I am not going to drunkpost. Drunk posting is a bad idea.
But- SCIENCE! I will do a lot of things... for science.
Night Crew! Put the candy down and record something!
doing my duty :)!
Haha, slightly congested trying to be sexy? Thank you c;
How often is your pip sense right? Or is it simply always kind of tingling in hopes of?
Ugh. The only good thing about November is Thanksgiving. Literally, the only good thing. As such, my sadness until March begins ;)
A short poem of tranquility for the humble 4chan
>Falling leaves, leaves me falling
>Enter the spiral, center of my denial
>I hear the stars calling, sublimely bright
>cold and crisp air, wisps of tragic despair
>smiles show not on my face, why must I leave this place?
>why am I falling... why are the leaves falling?
It's always kind of tingling in hopes that you'll be here, so I think it's fair to say it's right about %50 of the time.
SWEET TALK BUMP
ALTERNATE IF THAT'S TOO HEAVY
EROTIC THANKSGIVING CHALLENGE!
THE CHALLENGE IS TO...UM... MAKE THANKSGIVING SEXY!
Hooking up with someone you haven't seen since you were last home... (and for you incest fans, that can include family members)
Food porn with cranberry sauce? Mashed potatoes? Pie?
Sneaky fapping because you are back home and the house is filled with relatives...
Finally all alone with your SO as the rest of the family is shoppping on Black Friday
Sneaking off to a quiet corner of the mall to fuck on Black Friday
You are molested in your post-turkey tryptophanic coma
Sex in a pilgrim costume?
Tell us about any sexy thanksgiving incident.
Masturbate and gobble like a turkey when you come?
Ghosts of American Indians possess the men in a family, and as punishment they (naturally) cause a rape-fest of the women of the house.
At dinner, sneaking under the table to blow bf/brother/brother-in-law. Bonus points for accidentally getting the wrong guy.
Working retail on Black Friday, you run out of the last of (insert whatever the biggest fad gift is) but coerce the shopper to fuck you for the last one.
And anything else you can come up with.
She’s Ready for You This Thanksgiving (slight rewrite)
What?<warm and gently teasing> No, that girl is gone. She's long gone. She disappeared sometime while I was away at college. But a new girl is here. A girl who knows what she wants. I've been waiting since summer to do this, but since you didn't come home, I had to wait until Thanksgiving. But now you’re mine.
So, do you think you can do it? Do you think you can fuck me even though I used to be this little, innocent girl who had a crush on you? Don't you want to fuck me? Not even if I bend over like this. <pause>
Oops, did I forget to wear panties today? What a little slut I am. I can see that bulge in your pants. You know you want me. You know you want to fuck your little <your name>. Maybe I need to convince you a little more.<unzipping sound>Giggle> Mmm, look how hard you are. <Licking sounds> How does my tongue feel on your cock? <Sucking sounds) Mmmm. <More sucking sounds> Mmm! You can't get too excited. I'm not doing this to get you off, I'm getting you ready to fuck me.<pause> I think you’re ready. Let me pull up this skirt. Here, come fuck me from behind. There, now just slide it in. < moan> No, it's okay, I'm fine. Keep going. I want this. <moan><getting excited>Oooh! Mmm, that feels good. You can go faster. I'm alright, I promise. <moaning> Yes. Just like that. Now faster. Mmm, yes. Faster. Faster! Faster! <more excited>Yes. Fuck me. Fuck your little <your name>. I'm yours. Just fuck me hard. Harder. Mmm. Oh yes! Yes. Oooh god. Oh my god. Slam into me. Harder. Harder. Oh please. Fuck me harder. Use me. Use your <Your name>. Break me! Fuck me! FUCK ME! YES! YES! YES! OH MY GOD! (Improvise to Orgasm)
(After a short recovery period) Mmmm. How did that feel? <giggle> It was worth the wait for me too. <kiss>
Love you zan.
If ur doing requests, pls do a begging improv. include lots of slaps, and of you moaning and crying in pleasure. If you want to shlick during the audio, that would be awesome too.
I'm always trying to make a better world. For your general info: https://www.psychologytoday.com/.../passive-aggressi...
Passive aggression is a deliberate and masked way of expressing covert feelings of anger (Long, Long & Whitson, 2009). This “sugarcoated hostility” involves a variety of behaviors designed to get back at another person without the other recognizing the underlying anger.
This is an informative article as well.
From the conclusion: In the short term, passive aggressive behaviors can be more convenient than confrontation and generally require less skill than assertiveness. They allow a person to exact revenge from behind the safety of plausible excuses and to sit on the sofa all weekend long rather than complete a list of undesirable chores. So, what’s not to love? Truth be told, while momentarily satisfying or briefly convenient, in the long run, passive aggressive behavior is even more destructive to interpersonal relationships than aggression. Over time, virtually all relationships with a person who is passive aggressive become confusing, destructive and dysfunctional.
My costume was not sexy because my original plans revolved around hiking. I had a freddy krueger sweater and it freaked out everyone at my office, which was cool.
I always end up making thanksgiving for everyone... and I get depressed around then because something really bad happened to me around thanksgiving when I was small. So I have to be careful to take good care of myself near the end of November.
I love begging, but this probably won't be possible until tomorrow evening.
Hey! Friday I woke up with a nasty sickness and my voice has been very unsexy. (Which sucks cause I didn't get anniversary sex either) anyways as soon as I get better I'll be doing these. Sorry for the delay.
I was going to try some creepypasta with my icky voice, but I decided to sleep instead. Would anyway want to hear that?
Thank you! <3
If you put it back up I can do this when I do the others.
This is so fucking ugly.
Lol VK, bro you know how I am. It's not really passive aggressiveness. I don't bow down to people playing mind games. I was pretty clear or so I thought. Did you want me to say instead "I'm hurt. You ignored 4 of my posts to you in a row. I'm so butt hurt and angry now that I'm never going to speak to you again. Boy that will get your attention!" No, because that wouldn't be completely accurate.
It is what it is, and I meant what I said. She's a fine performer and has a bright future here, just not with me ;) moving on...
Fucking extroverts. I honestly didn't notice or intend to ignore anyone. But obviously I totally did this just to mess with you rather than just because I don't need people to interact with me in order to keep breathing and just was not really paying close attention. I DO ignore posts where you are fighting with people, generally, because I don't like fighting. But other than that, I just didn't have much to say regarding those posts and I've just been reading a couple things people posted while working on a project. I tried to do >>22715781
But it just came out as a trash rant about how I hate my job and love Freddy Kreuger, so I was going to redo it later. But whatever.
And you couldn't like, check to see if I was in fact ignoring you, using words. Because that would be a logical thing to do.
I'm glad you're okay, Mittens.
We're on the road to Thanksgiving now so let's hear some things from the challenge>>22716963
Hey Harley. Going through your chirbit, I had a very strange idea, given some of your recent audios contain drowning and ws.
The idea is for an audio/script where you drown (or threaten, at least) to drown someone in your piss or pussy juice. So, obviously it's in crazy-land, but I think that crazy overproduction would be hot. Framing could be something like a pissed off super-heroine, fertility goddess, or a ghost in a haunted house.
Thanks hun. I appreciate the support ^.^
Interesting. It'd probably be pussy juice ( I'm not a water sports fan) I'll think of a way to do an improv of it. If I don't think it will come out well I'll ask for a script.
Thanks for thinking of us! You will always be welcome here, Doll
A Slave's Thanksgiving
Master had been being very secretive about our plans for Thanksgiving. Now I knew why. He had me report to this place this morning where they bathed me, shaved me, and bathed me again. Then they had me stretch out on the low table, and told me to be perfectly still. Thank goodness for all that M&M game training he gave me! The attendants put large green leaves all over my naked body, and then began laying out sushi, sashimi, and the rest of a whole Japanese meal on my body. I was so excited, I could barely keep still, and I know I was wet with anticipation. I was wheeled into the dining room, where I saw my master and a few of our friends. I got even more excited at this very new, very different way to serve him – – by being served to him. No one spoke to me much, so I concentrated on remaining still as the many hands began to touch me, and take food. One man used his chopsticks to pinch one of my nipples – – which felt really good – – that made it so much harder to be still! It was even harder, when my master sauced some ginger in my wet pussy [moan]. Then, all the food was gone, and all the leaves were pulled off of me, and the man with the chopsticks shoved his cock in my mouth as my master entered my pussy, and the two female guests began stroking my body and sucking on my nipples. As I swallowed that stranger's cum, I felt my master release inside my pussy and I came so hard and so loud! This was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever!
Alas thread, thy last hope may be me. It is I, Pip, I come bearing incest.
Just like your anal porn, little brother
incest, big sister, blowjob, anal, porn
I'm kind of trying to do less requests, the more stuff I have on my to-do list the less I end up doing :( So I'mma say no to this.
Did you get it right this time!?
Pip, honey, you do whatever you want to, girl. Major props for showing up in a giving mode!
You gonna be in a giving mood?
This one is a script from the archive, because I'm still horny and I'm not sure if that's what you had in mind- you wanted slapping.
Hopefully between the two of them, it will hit the spot. I had a migraine earlier, but it's cleared up now.
Well, you are here, so i'll chalk that up as a win!
& if you're our last hope, I'm sure we'll be more than okay!
That's because you're the best!
I try to fall asleep hoping I’ll feel differently in the morning.
And so far, I’ve only woken up with disappointment and the same aching in my chest from the night before.
I try to tell myself that it’s just my insomnia keeping me stagnant in pure consciousness.
But it’s you.
When alcohol turns my blood thin and my speech slurred, you’re the only thought that I can articulate clearly.
When I believe that I’d be content with spending the rest of my life alone, you’re the one who changes my mind.
When I could swim across the sea without taking a rest, you’re the one I still forget to breathe around.
When I need a tangible explanation for absolutely everything, you’re the one I can’t ever be logical about.
With these open arms, my heart is yours, and I’ve been so homesick since you shut your doors.
But it’s you.
This is it for me. Because it’s still you.
I’m afraid it always has been.
— Connotativewords | jl | Unconditioned
I just beat the game earlier and man, what a disappointment. I was expecting so much more, but it went downhill FAST in chapter 2. Mission 43 was really fucking sad though, I cried. What'd you think of it, and MGO if you tried it?
So then we can expect more little brudder then? I seriously love when you say that.
The ending definitely left a lot to be desired. Kojima planned for a third chapter but Konami cut development short before it could be made. Great game aside from, though. And I thought MGO was great. I'd heard people saying that the MGSV gameplay just wouldn't work in multiplayer but I totally disagree. It's a little bare-bones in terms of equipment and game modes but the core game itself is really fun.
I'm a bad person. I'm always bitching about how I never have anything to do. I won tickets to some random metal show but didn't realize it was tonight and now I had a horrible extra long work shift and the last thing I want to do is go to a metal show by myself and be around MORE people.
So instead I'm going to stay home and try to replicate the Lain sound theme I had on my very first PC in like 2006!
To any female who will read poetry, an excerpt from Sandman:
>There is only one thing to see in the twilight realm of Desire. It is called The Threshold. The fortress of Desire. Desire has always live on the edge. The Threshold is larger than you can easily imagine. It is a statue of Desire, Him - Her- or It-self. The Thershold is a portrait of Desire complete in all details, built out of blood and flesh, and bone, and skin. And, like every true citadel since time began, the Threshold is inhabited. There is only one occupant, at this time. Desire of the Endless. The Threshold is far too large for just one person. It contains two eardrums larger than a dozen marble ballrooms. And empty, echoing veins, like tunnels. You will walk them until you grow old and die without once retracing your steps. Given Desire's temperament, however, there was only one place in the cathedral of its body to make its home. Desire lives in the heart.
Thank you very much.
Btw a thought came to me browsing your profile. I see you have a couple of pee recordings, which is really hot, I thought it would be an epic touch to say something just before like " I'm going to pee now" and your naughty giggle.
Hurt Me --VK
Mmmmmm....baby...keep kissing me like that....mmmm...let's get that shirt off you..<kissing>.I love these lazy Sundays with you! <kissing> Late breakfast, crosswords on the couch and our afternoon fucking...<satisfied moan> You want me stripped? I'm on it. <pause> There. <low moan> I love your hands on my tits. whatever you call them! I want to ask you to do something for me, baby. <kisssing> Hurt me. <pause> No, I mean it. Slap me, bite me, spank me--all that.<pause> Yes, I am that dirty a girl...for you. <pause>
I'm not just a nice girl. I'm a naughty, but nice girl. <light slap> Yeah, like that. but you can go harder <harder slap> <moan> <pause> You can go that hard and even harder on my ass. Slap my tits too. <slap> Ooh! Oh.. yeah... <pause> Oh, it's the contrast....<slap> <slap>between the pain..and the pleasure you give me...<long moan> And yes, keep giving me pleasure with your hands and your mouth---<heavy breathing> Y-you can throw me around too...just put me how you want me. Yeah! <moaning> Doggy-style is the best <Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap> Oh! Perfect! Slipping inside me while you spank my ass! <long moan> Oh, yeah...Yeah...Like that....yeah! <Ow!> It's okay, Pinching my nipples was...surprise....a good surprise!.. Oh, you're fucking me so fucking....<moan> Yeah, slip your hadn around my throat too or... yeah....pull my hair......Just physically dominate me...<more excited breathing and moaning> yeah! Just use me! Make me your dirty slut! Your little savage! <even more excited moaning> Hurt me! <improvise to orgasm> <pause> <deep breath> Wow....yeah, let's be tender for a while. But you liked that, right? <pause> I'm glad. <kisssing> Next time, I want some biting too. <Laugh>
The archives have a script for that.
I think they maybe actually did hear me?
It's much quieter out there now.
Real orgasms. Now that I'm all shivery I can make myself some dinner in peace.
Awww....you chose one of my BUMP scripts (the ones I write on the thread in small bits to keep it bumped) Then I went back in and changed the word BUMP to fuck.
>Awww....you chose one of my BUMP scripts (the ones I write on the thread in small bits to keep it bumped) Then I went back in and changed the word BUMP to fuck.
Which pleased me since it was so very hot (if that wasn't clear)
I'm going to bed
we must be in a slump
Hello There. Just going to drop this off here.
I'm Sick-This is My Voice
(Not sexy necessarily, but I thought it worked with the quote. I might do it sexy when I return to normal.)
Thank you! *hugs, but not really so I do contaminate you*
>FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
More than a bump, accept muted praise. I appreciate the FAQs ~ setting forth the cultural tone helps newb (however oldfaggy we may be) from starting off as asshats.
three pips for pip, btw
Thanks for the props. I was truly done in irony at first, but such a lot of great advice gets posted that there had to be a place for it. And truly, we do answer a lot of the same questions over and over and over....
“Say something I will always remember,” he asked, thinking that in this way he might solve the elusive nature of her talk. She meditated silently and then gracefully made five gestures. She touched her forehead, her lips, her breasts, the center of her throat, then placed her hand under her elbow and held it there and said: “Remember this.”
— Anaïs Nin, from Collages
Today's Musing by VK
"I want this. I don't know any other way to say it. You've never really left me--left my thoughts, and though I've been satisfied with our minimal contact over the years, I can't survive on just that. Don't you see, that you have nothing holding us back now? Not your job, not your wife, not my age-- nothing. I don't want to live another day without feeling your arms around me. That one day you hugged me was not enough. I want that always and I will work every day to make you happy, and satisfy all your desires. <laugh> I'm up for whatever you've got.<pause> Of course I'm going to win this argument. You taught me well, remember? <kiss> Now, let me in and let's get started.
Her Happy Place
You always see the good in me. I love you so so much. It wasn't easy for me to say that stuff to you yesterday, because I was scared of what you'd think. I didn't want to come off like some love-sick teenager. But I have to tell you what I feel. I know it's true because I'm even feeling this way at dance. Which is crazy because dance has always been my escape and distraction from everything. Now all I can thinnk about at dance is you, and how I'd rather be with you. You're my escape now. You distract me. I need you. It's all true, though. I want to be your wife. I want to be with you all the time. I want to have your babies. I wouldn't even mind settling somewhere else. I want to experience everything with you. <I know, I know, but let me get it out. > Being with you is the best feeling in the whole world. I can't even begin to describe how perfect it feels to be in your arms. I want more than anything in the world to just be able to kiss you goodnight every night and wake up with you every morning. You are my happy place, my home.
GIANT HENTAI PANEL CHALLENGE!
Read as many as you can without cracking up.
It's not what you think, brother!
FF4M Age, rape, incest, virginity, impregnation, vibrator, reluctance, lesbian sisters together with /u/alwaysslightlysleepy
Yup :) !
what do I owe these Pips to?
This picture is all I think of while I'm listening to this.
Have we offended the Audio porn Gods?
Or is everybody on the island?
>what do I owe these Pips to?
I was entranced by your vocal modulation and timbre in "You've been fucking the wrong roommate, Mister." I don't know if there are any other versions out there, but this is surely the Criterion Collection version.
bless your heman heart. You're welcome :)
Hahahahha. Can I be the one with the curlier hair? She was the cool one in my opinion.
Your heart must be positively dirty!
Hhahaah, no that is the only version. I think I was going for deep sexy indepedent wymyn
Does anyone remember a script posted on here involving a new mum breastfeeding, finding it a turn on, and then having an orgasm half way through?
I know it's lewd but I was hoping someone new where the script is and someone filthy enough to perform it.
Yes exactly! It's a huge fantasy of mine, a nice script - I'd love someone to try and spice it up a little (to make it last longer) but I can't think of anyone on here anymore. SS used to do lewd stuff, but I don't think anyone does stuff like this..bad..
Damn. I'm 3 generations away from Catholic.
One of those generations involved a crazy wiccan ancestor worship cult.
Some part of my brain is like "Huh, I'd do this, except why the fuck did she have a baby and not even get married?"
Fuck you, my catholic ancestors. I'll see what I can do with this tonight.
>right as I'm about to cum
>I hear "I love you little brother"
>muster a loud, "ONII-SAAAANNN," while jizzing in the crust sock
>instead of falling asleep I just lay here for the past 2 hours with fucking feels
who /givenup/ here?
Hi uh, would any of the fine performers here be able to do a reassurance audio? I need to get some bloods done and I'm really bad with needles, as well as my veins being hard to find. So uh, thanks.
I don't think you need to worry about that. Lots of subbois around here who would probably like being encouraged by a supervillain.
Don't bring money into this on the thread. We don't want that rep.
Okay. Hope I got it right. This is an honest fear I have since I am sensitive to nipple stimulation and haven't done the kid thing.
See, my childhood medical testing just left me with a medical fetish. But I feel bad for you. One of my exes was a diabetic afraid of needles. I had to give him lots of shots. Take care!
Tried my best! I'm a bit sick so I hope my voice isn't too abrasive for reassurance, but either way I hope this makes you feel better and that all goes well with your appointment :)
Honey, how have I never noticed you before?
Beyond amazing voice, do you record anything sexy or more like singing and such?
>Don't bring money into this on the thread. We don't want that rep
Good point, my bad.
>although Pip would be worth it
Kissing Cousins at Thanksgiving by VK 12
"Hey, move over. <Pause> Because I'm climbing in with you. I know you don't mind. I've seen you checking me out all night. I thought you would like that outfit by the way; I know you are a leg man. <getting into bed sounds> That's good. It's kind of chilly here in the way-back of the house. Mmmmm....you are nice and warm. I just need to talk to someone–-someone sane. I know he's your dad's brother and your favorite uncle and everything but you are just lucky you are not his kid. You heard him riding me at dinner, right? Grrrrr! He is such a fucking Nazi about school! Seriously,he pushed me all through high school to take as many AP classes as I could, do every extra credit thing, and God he grounded me, threatened to take things away, even spanked me once over grades! <pause> And what's this? Is your cock hard because you're thinking about spanking me? <Pause> I think I might let you. <pause> Don't act so surprised. I've always liked you and have always wished we were–closer. You know, like we were that summer three years ago – yeah yeah. <Whispered> I haven't forgotten that night either. <Kiss> you are still a good kisser. <Kissing sounds> God yes! Touch me! <Moan> Yes, just pull it over my––<moan>–– and I'll just get your boxers... <Surprise> Oh, you like my tits? Mmmmm... they love you...they love your mouth... and your hands... Speaking of hands... Do you like having your hot cousin's hand on your cock <moan> Fuck you've got a nice thick one. I want this! Not yet? What kind of tease are... <Long moan> God yes! <Pause> Did you really? <moan as you are expertly eaten out><excited breathing etc...>
Kissing Cousins at Thanksgiving by VK 2/2
You are really fucking good at this, cuz! <More excited moaning> And...you really...thought...about diving under the table....and...ooohh... pulling my thighs...open and going down on me at dinner? <loud moan> I would have loved that! I won't wear any panties to Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow, then! Fuck I'm close! Put that in me now! <Long satisfied moan> Oh, I knew you'd feel this good! <Kissing sounds> <excited moaning> Oh yeah...Fuck yeah...wanted this so long... wanted your hands on me....your mouth on me.... your cock in me.... Roll? You want me on top? <Slap> <laugh> I forgot that you wanted to spank me. <Slap> I feel you all the way inside me now.... <More excited moaning>.... You like grabbing my ass?.... <Even more excited moaning>.... OhOhOhOhOhOh.... What?... Just come inside me... I want you to... It's safe....I wish it wasn't but...It's--- oh God! <Improvise to orgasm> Fill your little cousin up! Oh, I really love you, man! I wish this vacation wasn't so short! <Laugh> Well, we do have the rest of the night, and if you get me hot while were having turkey...who knows what you could get me to do?
Totally worth it...I also have a large stash of that new fangled crypto currency, Pipkoin. It's totally awesome, I can use it to buy things in Fallout and its accepted everywhere! Has this weird little cat with wings as its logo though ;)
Good day today. A few more and we might actually turn over.
Honey! I figured this might be right up your alley, if you wouldn't mind to read it for me I'd appreciate it. Explains the mood I'm in, better not to ask ;)
>you're shedding tears, the love is lost.
>your worst fears, terrible is the cost.
>I lied to you, your sky is black now.
>instead of blue. I am not white.
>I am untrue. But so are you.
>I'm shedding tears. My love is lost.
>my worst fears, terrible is the cost.
>you lied to me, my blue sky is black.
>if words can't hurt, why do I feel attacked. The ultimate betrayal, the dark lie.
>yet all the while, as the bloody tears fall from my black eyes.
>they only drip down and outline my smile.
>my bloody smile.
Would any femanons be willing to do a pseudokek improv about their boyfriends and how the listener doesn't compare?
Still sick, but voice is almost good enough to record. I might try something tonight. *fingers crossed*
I'm glad you enjoyed it. I believe there is 8 (technically 9, but I haven't put it up). A wonderful Anon suggested it a few threads ago. Thank you, I try to be ^.^
Thanks honey ;) You're really awesome and I hope we get to hear that stunning voice a lot more from here on out.
Things are actually looking up, ever since you read that poem...
>mystical, isn't it? ;)
It just keeps coming out as "brother" rather than boyfriend.
I did two. One with "brother" and one with boyfriend.
I feel like this thought I knew where it was going, so then it went somewhere else just to mess with me. It's nice.
>then it went somewhere else just to mess with me. It's nice.
The life of the mind is not a subject we touch on here so much, as we are so immured in the sensual...but the brain IS our largest sex organ.
Saying Hi: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IzxGqQGPve
Hope you guys are doing well. <3
Caring Mother Reads "Oh the Places You'll Go!": http://chirb.it/2eD3gg
Thanks for checking in! I send hugs and the hope that things get great for you!
You keep doing what you need to do, Aliena. Thank you for gracing us tonight-- we all love you, too. <3
>That came out sounding pathetic
No at all! I found it kind of endearing.
Can you do a long shlick audio? From start to finish with some edging. You can also use a vibrator or hitachi.
>Annoying day at work
This happens all the time in the services industry. There is no explanation other than bad management. Hiring/coaching/incentivizing/team-building/leadership/counseling/termination it's so rare to get anyone that can do this right, and keep it right.
"Tomorrow would be a good day to write a resume." < this is always a good idea.
FSA will be a good reference!
Absolutely! Sounds fun. Although I can't use a hitatchi because even as someone who owns like 10 vibrators, a hitachi seems too rich for my blood.
My...fucking... headphones... broke. The really nice ones with the mic and the thingy. Suddenly I realized that they were on one end of my desk and the audio jack was still in my laptop. So now this might have to wait til tomorrow evening. But I promise it will be the very next thing I record!
You have been sold the socialist ideals, but we live in a capitalist country. They simply do not have your ethics.
But honestly, I don't know them and I don't know what they were up to. Is there any way to evaluate performance during a shift? That is, if you worked yuor ass off, how can you show top management that you did (more than) your fair share? If there's no mechanism to show relative performance, there's no incentive to perform. Welcome to Sowiet Union.
Back after some drunk time with a yoga video. I like yoga videos. They don't judge me.
Awww, thanks for the hugs and all around good vibes. And THANK YOU for always being such an amazing OP!
Thank you for the ghost hug, sweet and adorable anon. I will cherish it. :D
Love you a million, Harley <<<3
Yep, the boss needs to know. Be tactful and don't burn bridges. Honestly share that you felt overworked, verify that your behavior was acceptable, and then ask what you should do when confronted with the situation in the future.
By the way, I just got back-stabbingly laid off myself, can I make ~$172K as a personal shopper?
Hey you. So this happened
>Horny little bitch II
>>tfw need moar spaz
I truly despise Capitalism, but then I look around and say yes, I do have everything I've ever wanted. At this point I feel if you're educated and can find a decent job you're good, or educated and can start a decent business. Throughout history all the "isms" have been tried, none of them are flawless. I propose getting rid of currency all together, but that wouldn't work for the slug bugs.
Hi Harley! Wanted you to know that I just came buckets to your some of your older stuff. You're great!
I enjoyed your "A Futuristic Milking" a lot. How do you feel about making another recording about you playing with a younger male? I know you're an incredible sub, but I'd love to hear about you domming a younger male and making him cum really hard. Maaaaaybe from rimming him and jacking him off...?
dawwww me? You guys are the best :3
I've had no alone time in order to record stuff!
However, if my computer is working tonight I could record some quiet lewd things or non lewd things :-D
Also have my chirbit
Thank you! *happy dance*
I can do that. With the whole sub thing It would be a whole bunches easier if I had a script. Being dominant is not my element. Hm. That was actually a script that someone wrote, i can ask them if they could write another one? I have no idea if they'd do it though.
The next time I have the apartment to myself I will try my best to be as loud as possible. ^.^