/boob/ - Boob General
>Post, critique, rate and discuss boobs
Are you new? Timestamp please!
That is not a slang for anything. You are just making things up.
holy fuck. lookin' fine, m'lady
(they might look bigger than that because I'm tiny :)
Thanks :) i get really hot knowing a little bit who's staring at them
I already shot some pictures though
Here is 1
I took this pic a few hours ago so ts not possible sawry
>being this thirsty
There's a board for dumping.
This is /soc/.
Many of us really don't care. I think that accosting a woman ( often rudely), as she enters turns many women off. Newbies even ask for timestamps from women that are regs, and are carrying on familiar conversations.
From what I hear there are guys who need to believe that a woman is "live" in order to successfully beat off. I think that that is an insufficient reason to ask for a time stamp. Get a life
If you want a timestamp, ask a poster nicely and only once.
If you get it, good for you, if you don't: tough shit. Appreciate what you're getting fappies
So be prepared to be continually encouraged to do so until we are satisfied you are real, otherwise there are plenty if other boards and venues you can post your 'collected' random girl pics
You should not use the word "so" to begin your post with. ye know correlation between different parts of written text and shit
Be prepared to be perpetually ignored by most femanons then. Hope you have more patience than acquired timestamps
>Be prepared to be perpetually ignored by catfish fags and their collection of trash pics then.
any "girl" that can't take 20 seconds to prove they're real is not worth the effort
THIS!! I'll also add........ give a woman a chance to get settled before you ask. AND............ don't ask unless you have a good reason to do so. There was a guy here recently who demanded a time stamp and antagonized the woman he confronted. When I asked him why he wanted one he said that he didn't know....but saw other people asking. DUH
The "pulling it out of your pants"? Or the actual denying
Pic not related of course. Or maybe a little
making requests, entertaining the camwhore while she's posting, complimentary feedback, etc
you don't think we do that shit for fun, right? and we especially don't want to do it for some neckbeard getting off on the attention for posting some random gallery he found
I think you've got things backwards......... she's not getting anything of value from you.....you're benefiting by seeing her nude. Too many guys around here think they're doing the woman a favor by looking or giving positive feedback. You should encourage and complement........ that's how you get what you want
>if you get it, remember they time stamped and then everything runs smoothly. If you don't, always assume a neckbeard wannabe catfisher is trying to troll, as history has proven time and time and time again, especially when they get overly defensive about their "inability" to do so
>Too many guys around here think they're doing the woman a favor by looking or giving positive feedback.
it's a mutually beneficial arrangement, retard
have you seen what happens when camwhores post and get no replies? they get bored and/or upset by the lack of attention and leave
they don't just dump 20 pictures because it was a valuable use of their time and not want any appreciation for it
I reversed it so you could see it as left. My right boob has three scars on it, two of which you can see in this one.
take the bra off and take a picture of your boobs from the side
Holy shit I am retarded today
I have this one. It's a bit small, though.
It's /soc/ it strips out all of the data inside the file. So it fucks everything up every now and then.
Related, that is an INCREDIBLE bra. I would have so much fun peeling it off you.
Please? Nips now? The shape of those are just incredible. Impossible. If it weren't for the backgrounds I could've sworn I'd seen those tits in a different thread.
Could I see a bit of your smile to? I want to see if the lips match up with the tits?
Sorry. Hope this is close enough to what you wanted.
pull on your nipples and try to get both tits in the frame
and one picture from the front, lifting your boobs with your hands
This felt a bit awkward.
Also, I need to shower and start laundry before my roommate gets here. I may have to cut this short for today.
You're very kind to have shared your immaculate fucking body with /boob/. I hope that you come by.
Yep... the smile matches the tits, but you're not who I thought you were. Sadness follows, but I would love to see what you look like all dressed up for a night on the town. The lips look like you could look amazing-as-fuck with some lipstick.
I'm afraid I must leave you with this. No guarantees I'll be back, but if someone wanted to do a tribute or two that might influence the chances.
Have a nice evening, everyone!
yeah, it is amazing. What is also amazing is how rudely she was treated by people who ordered her around and never said please or thank-you. I'd like to see her again and I think that treating women badly is not too terribly bright.
I hope you're not referring to me specifically because I was extremely polite. I make a point of being polite for your exact reasoning. The likelihood of someone coming back for a repeat performance is much, much lower if you treat a camgirl like trash.
Flies, honey, and vinegar and all that kind of stuff, you know?
I used to post more frequently when I lived in Texas. This was my old room, if perhaps it is me you're thinking of.
I don't think anyone was particularly rude to me. It's sweet that you're white Knight ingredients so hard for me, though < 3.
That means I want you to cum on a picture of me.
I'm pretty certain it's not you now. Not unless you're a hairdresser with a child. Hah. We "met" and talked quite a bit over in another thread and unless the name "Vez" rings a bell to you then you're not who I thouhgt you were.
Still, you have an absolutely fucking incredible body and I'm very glad that you shared with us like this. Jesus those tits are just outstanding.
Aah, okay, just because post-shower pics are nice.
Noooope, not me, sorry. I'm glad you enjoyed it regardless. Take it easy!
I'm so glad you remember me < 3.
Not for long. I gotta get ready for lunch.
Unfortunately, unless I get married, I'm stuck here for the next three years. Any volunteers?
All I need is paperwork.
The only downside is, I'm kind of in the middle of the Mojave desert.
God fucking damn girl you got it like that.
Can you try all 4's, where we can see your tits hanging free and your ass high up in the air?
She's looking for a marriae proposal, broseph.
Also, that desert status can't be too bad - split distance between Vegas and LA.
I'm not being terribly serious. If I was going to marry a stranger, he'd at East need to be a Marine. Twice the BAH. >>22749098
It'd be nicer if I had a car.
Well, you see, there was once a dark time in my life where I thought it was a good idea to enlist in the United States Marine Corps.
I do not.
>there was once a dark time in my life where I thought it was a good idea to enlist in the United States Marine Corps
m-maybe a set in uniform??????
An interesting choice for such a stunning lass.
Are you still at the academy receiving training?
It has to be difficult for you to be so attractive and be around so many guys all the time.
Maybe sometime this week. I don't like wearing my uniform unless I absolutely have to.
No. My barracks wouldn't be so nice if I was.
>I don't like wearing my uniform unless I absolutely have to.
wellllll, you wouldn't have to wear it for very long. it would be pretty hot to see you loosing it bit by bit.
and fuuuuck me, those tits are stellar.
This is going to be my last for now. It's been fun. Take care, everyone.
Welcome to the worst Marin Corps base imaginable. Where the only thing around is the desert, the Marine Corps base, and the shit town that grew around it like a parasite.
here ya' go!
(leaving the webcam timestamp in the file name for this one)
>webcam timestamp in the file name
that's bullshit. write the time and date on a piece of paper and hold it in front of your tits
zombie jfk from the future
here ya' go, i wrote this on backwards in eyeliner so you better appreciate. (you can also see my failed attempt to write it on my tits...)
Best I can do, taken this morning while I was in Utah.
i kinda leaned over my laptop for this one, so i hope you don't mind the extreme close up haha!
Like this with hands and one tit.
As hard as you can^^
no top! (sorry about my covered face, i'm a little too nervous to show it.)
before you leave post at least one offtopic picture
>something like this
okay, here's some butt before i go! (and the bottom of my feet, so that anon who asked for feet before will be pleased!)
okay, this is as close as i'm getting. (sorry about the shit lighting, i switched rooms)
last picture! (for reals this time, i promise) i decided my blindfold/scarf would make a nice top!
Not to sure on how to time stamp... But these are mine
>Not to sure on how to time stamp
Like this: write the date + time on a piece of paper and hold it under your boobs
I'm not sure how it works with the US military attire but if you do decide to post a set in it please make sure to remove anything that could possibly give your location away. Wouldn't want you to stop posting over something like that.
You have the perfect body imo, i know you were quite shy to show your pussy before when you posted. Hopefully if you post some more that might change. I'd love to see it.
Are you here, too? That's a little scary.
I'd be more worried about giving away my name than my location.
This is also a bit scary.
Nope, I just have a friend who was stationed at Twentynine Palms, now he is stationed at Camp Pendleton with a reconnaissance battalion. He and a couple of Marines I have talked to, said they rather be stationed in Okinawa, even though the base is constantly on lockdown and the natives hate Marines with a passion.
This might be asking for too much information but what is you MOS?
Yeah my friend is liking Pendleton a lot more since San Diego is a real town and there are things to actually do.
Japan is interesting, but what are you going to if your liberty is restricted to the base? Plus Okinawa isn't huge. Anything worthwhile costs money.
Okinawa might've been cool, but I wanted west coast so I could be closer to my ex. Suppose it doesn't matter anymore.
Sorry, that is asking too much. There are very few of us.
I recently deleted all my Velma when I learned her age. I think she'll become well known to law enforcement and could become a reason for being vanned. She's super cute and great fun when taking her pics, but is obviously just a little crazy and most of her pics were taken when she was below age.
Oh no, you're in Texas? Shame, I grew up in Dallas. Yeah, this has basically been the worst decision I've ever made in my life.
We'll I'm still here. Who knows for how much longer.
They used to be so much worse. I can pull up a picture of my arm three different colors.
No. That actually made it easier for me to shoot because I didn't have any bad habits like some of the other recruits.
There are a lot of assholes who think they grew up around guns or their father taught them, that they actually know how to shoot properly.
I feel sorry for you. In my opinion, worst big town in Texas after Houston. Of course this might be my bias of enjoying Fort Worth and being from Austin.
Houston. You know, that city that's better than Dallas in every way.
Don't worry, you'll get through it. You're going to hate every minute of it but you'll be fine in the end.
You said you've only got 3 years left right?
Wouldn't mind hearing what made you join up if it's something you feel comfortable talking about.
>worst big town in Texas after Houston
You shut your whore mouth, peasant.
>worst big town in Texas after Houston
You shut your whore mouth, peasant.
>better than Dallas in every way
You shut your whore mouth, peasant.
Food, Culture, Economy, Jerbs, etc.
Don't believe all the stereotypes.
Crime was artificially high for a while (still is somewhat) after Katrina for reasons, but it's back near baselines.
Austin traffic is worse than Houston, mostly because Houston at least has the infrastructure to mitigate it.
I haven't driven in Dallas much, but traffic seemed about on par there too.
That said, I can't fucking wait til they finish the Grand Parkway (third loop). That's going to cut down on it so much more, and 290 has been expanded to be main artery from the beltway out.
Fite me irl. After I win I'll even take you to one of 10,000 restaurants representing 70-plus countries and American regions.
>Food, Culture, Economy, Jerbs, etc.
Those worn out and tired reasons?
I don't deny Austin has the worst traffic in Texas, but Houston appears to be in a constant state of construction. However none of that seems to be alleviating the problem.
I don't really lose fights, I'm afraid. But maybe I'll let you treat me to dinner anyway.