>>22702247 >logged onto craigslist >searched for days, finally find one that catches my eye >text back and forth for a while >finally come up with a great time to meet >finally arrive, kind of a dark street, I guess it's ok though >finally meet face to face, description was pretty accurate, though some things weren't mentioned, it is craigslist after all >paid the agreed upon amount...$150 >brought the axles home and cleaned them up and installed them in my blazer
Seemed like a good deal, I'd definitely shop on craigslist again
I have fucked five girls from Craigslist, and one from this site. Ranging from a 5, to a 9/10. I didn't use a condom with any of them. Half of them I came inside their pussy, one in her ass, and one in her mouth.
met a very cute 23 year old on there. hung out a few times, drinks, food, nothing special.
one night she texts me that she wanted to hang out. I pick her up, we get shitfaced, end up fucking around at the beach. from that point on it becomes sexual. we hang out a lot, each time fucking around. she's an OK lay but it's constant so I keep hanging out.
finally I get bored & make up some bullshit excuse & we stop hanging out.
>be me >senior in hs >meet a guy, he picks me up near my house really early in the morning >in my rotc uniform >hands me poppers >take a huge fucking whiff, 'maximum impact' shit >jfc.jpg >pull in behind a church >mutual blowjob >cums in my mouth >drops me off at school
I've got one for the fucking books. >Am a girl, this happened last year when I was 18 >Had nothing to do for the weekend, somewhat a loner >Wanted some extra cash >decide to get a hotel and be an escort for the weekend, why not >set up craigslist ad, sifting through replies on kik >one guy doesn't want to pay for sex but wants to bring Molly and chill and possibly have sex if im feeling him >couple hours go by, haven't found the "right" client yet >tell him to come to the hotel >He gets there, he's hot as fuck, 28 and muscular and sexy >puts lines of Molly on the table to snort and then we also eat some >begin feeling beautifully fucked up >we're vibing really hard, talk for 3 hours >a month before he just got home from 8 years in New guinea as a marine, nothing to do and nobody to hang with >eventually we end up having fucking amazing, sweaty, messy loud sex >multiple times >at one point he logs into a camming account he has >"wanna get on cam, blow Molly and fuck like animals and people will tip us?" >I dont care about the tips, I just want some more of that dick and I want people to watch >went on into the night, then the next day, and through the next night >I tell him I used to sell drugs here and there >He asks if I'd like to sell Molly with him, he has a great source 2 hours away >for the next month and a half I ride with him two hours away every other day to pick up more Molly to sell >making stupid money >after a few weeks he seemed to just be doing all his Molly instead of selling it >he's probably addicted >was hurting business >Just stopped talking to him one day
I wonder about him and how he's doing from time to time.
Amanda Bynes' attorney (from when she set herself on fire). I was there when she was arrested...I mean went 5150. Seriously. She was married, in an open relationship, and tried to set me up with her daughter when she broke up with me. Probably shoulda said yes to that threesome with her husband...
Replied to a mw4m posting. Long story short got contact(kik) info, and have a tentative date and definite location(casino) for meeting. Looks like im about to fuck this guys wife! will update after the encounter.
>>22702247 >Left alone in a hotel for a day >Been wanting to suck a cock for years >Put ad on craigslist >Get an older dude, hes 40, im 19 >Agreed to let me suck him then take him bareback >Meet him, smells like cheap cologne and hes slow >Start sucking him, slightly above average cock, once i get past the cologne it feels like its melting in my mouth >His cock is my oral heaven >Im just as hard as him >Almost cums within the first three minutes >Wants my ass >Didnt loosen it, ask him to use the lube and finger it >"You don't need that" >Rams his dick in me, black out pain, white lights see heaven >He stops after a few pumps >You can take it >Cant take it >Well suck me off then >Excitedly sit him down to blow him after he cleans his cock of lube and my blood >Moron used a numing lube, i couldnt feel my throat and he tasted like lube now and couldnt feel me sucking him >what you cant suck now? >I cant get off to this >Are you trying? >He finally jerks off on my face and cums in my mouth a bit >Says thanks and leaves.
It wasn't enjoyable, but Ive agreed with myself if I find a nicer cock ill gladly do it again.
>Posted ad online >After months of resposting for the fuck of it, 40 year old answers it >Meet at her place >She's married, he's okay with it >We fuck >I don't wear a condom, cum inside >Lay next to her, awkward >She wants to have dinner with me and he husband >Never see her again, she gets mad.
Fucked someone twice my age, she was a 3/10, good enough for me.
I'm a girl. I used it a lot a few years ago but I was somewhat picky and only hooked up with 5 guys. 2 of them in one night where I was particularly depressed. Kind of regret that but the others I don't. It's probably even more safe than meeting a guy at a bar because there's an electronic trail if anything were to go south. Two of the five guys became regular hookups but one of them had a gf and I felt bad for her.
I've also hooked up with one guy from soc and dated another for a couple of years
>>22713775 >It's probably even more safe than meeting a guy at a bar because there's an electronic trail if anything were to go south.
Oh no. It really isn't. They're not gonna bother with seeing who you emailed if you just go missing or something. And an email wouldn't prove much. At least at a bar there are other people, cameras etc. Doesn't even matter if you're a pretty white girl.
>>22713767 Nothing too special. I've only posted an ad once or twice. I used to browse m4w myself and hookup with people that way. Some sex bad, and a lot of it genuinely kinky as well. Like you I get off on the risky factor.
>>22713789 Electronic trail is much easier to follow. A grainy camera at a bar? Not so much. You'd better believe they pull your cell phone and email records if you go missing long enough, and they'll be looking at your computer.
>>22713793 Describe the kinky sex. I'm also curious if you are implying that you don't use condoms.
>>22713819 Yeah, and the result of that is "I might recognize her, I don't know, we see like 400 people every day". Or "she left with some guy". That doesn't do anything. Whereas a simple glance on the person's computer, open up their email or instant messaging, bam, right there. No contacting involved.
Seriously, I work in IT and look into this kinda stuff, and I would definitely trust an email/phone trail every day of the week. If you don't think they send a quick warrant request to the cell phone provider first thing, you're crazy. It takes them little effort, and they don't even need to leave their office.
>>22713805 Handcuffs and the like. The risk of doing it with someone relatively unknown turns me on. I've also not used condoms for not a decent amount, but other times I do. That's more important and depends on the signs I'm getting.
>>22713780 what do you want to know? i'll answer anything i was like 25 at the time 1st guy 22 chubby but super sweet. we hooked up two or three times. the last time he told me i helped him work up the courage to talk to a girl he liked and i never heard from again so i hope that worked out for him 2nd guy said he was 28 but had to be over 35. he had a nice body (not as nice as the pic of course lol) and the biggest dick i've ever had (just about 8 inches) he "couldnt get off with a condom" tho which i'm not really down for. the constant begging to not wear a condom eventually led me to end it after maybe 10 hook ups. 3rd guy: 19, after third time he told me he had an overweight gf who didn't like to be nude/have sex. i felt bad for her tho bc if he wasn't into that he should have just broke up with her i guess. idk i didn't wanna get involved. 4th guy mid20s. tattoos didn't wanna talk. average dick. fucked me missionary, finished said 'thank you' and left. :/ 5th guy was 20, gorgeous with a nice body but low self esteem for some reason and he kept saying "are you ok???" ugh cmon dude. it was freaking me out and i ended up blowing him to completion bc it was taking too long
>>22713866 Naw, bitches love winky faces. Everyone knows that.
Yeah, I'd rather be on the West Coast for winter, but Detroit has so much character in the summer. Truth be told, though, if nothing tied me here, I'd probably move to Chicago, New York, or even out west, just because I get wanderlust.
I actually go to the west coast from time to time, but I bet you wont give out your location. *winky face*
>>22713895 Unless you're posting an ad, most of the ones you reply to will be spam. Also, unless you stand out when replying, if they aren't spam, they are getting flooded with replies and you won't be given a second glance. So my point is, make an ad.
Then YOU'LL be hit with spam, so look for that. Anything with an email address or that seems odd is spam. Beyond that, make sure you get things like a legit place to meet, and scope it out on Google maps beforehand. Talk with the person over a few emails, get a vibe from them. If they start to let crazy show through, just stop talking.
>>22713898 Alright, I promise. No more winky faces. ^_^
>>22713954 For real, I have a friend that used to live here that moved to LA, so I have a place to stay when I want to visit. And flights are cheap if you book far enough in advance. Anyways, if you have a preferred method of contact, I'll give you my info. You seem cool regardless of possibly meeting.
>>22702247 Alright, ive been browsing for years and have had countless chances to sleep with women but have always pussied out.
So this morning i replied to an ad from a 72 year old cougar who is looking for young guys. Turns out shes super rich and is offering me like $5000 a week to be her toyboy. Im not sure if i should do it, i mean she is really old and seems pretty controlling. She said she would need me until febuary, so that would be a fuck ton of money, but she also says i cant sleep with other people.
Before you call bullshit, she told me the name of her company and i checked the website and she is legit. Its the weirdest situatio though, i dont know what do to.
I've had plenty of good hookups with craigslist but I target married guys. I'm not looking for a relationship and neither are they. Cleaner, more discreet and grateful that I do what their wives won't.
Some closet gay guy wants a platonic female date to his office party and I'm bored enough that I'm considering doing it. Only problem is I'm in my 20s also legbutt and sympathize but lol he's like 40, and the idea of being turned down for what would be the most pathetic thing to spend my time doing sounds unideal y/n?
How do I lose my virginity on cl? I'm an 18 year old guy, who isn't looking for an actual relationship, I don't spill my spaghetti when I talk to girls, but I've never been interested in actually dating. But that doesn't mean I don't want to use my dick. How should I go about doing this? Advice? Tips?
>Be me, 24 white, nerdy >post on Craigslist, looking for pussy, don't care about looks >lesbian couple contacts me >says get us pregnant >meet with them >cum so much >successful >haven't heard from them since
>>22714512 I had a black woman at work ask me this. She was butch, her GF was femme. She said she knew I was really smart and her GF wanted to get pregnant. I thought about it but didn't go through with it.
It felt like a trap, I didn't want to end up paying child support for a half black baby being raised by lesbian accountants.
How the fuck do i weed out the scams or fakes? i'm alone in an expensive ass hotel room because my slut decided to get sick. i don't even care if it's a fat bitch as long as she's not ugly. Just want to fingerfuck her and cum on her tits and kick her out.
Am I fucked on a sunday night? Literally never used craigslist before but im really fucking mad right now. I havent even figured out how to respond when they dont include contact in the listing...
>>22717386 do it you fucking pussy. legit hookers would kill for that type of money and fuck much nastier and cringier dudes to get it.
>>22719593 did I hurt your feelings anon? I'm obviously not looking for someone who wants me to be nice to her. If she's not offended by it then I really don't know why you are... Can't believe I'm actually watching someone white knight a random girl on craigslist... jfc.
>>22719618 I'm calling you an edgelord as a means of helping you understand why you're stuck alone right now. There's a reason people are avoiding you and it's likely that.
You're conflating this with being a "white knight" (pretty much only edgy black knights say this), but I'm not defending anyone. I was just trying to help you fix your shit personality, but it seems your feelings got hurt.
>>22719649 I would be very impressed if she can fake a flu that well. If she hasn't had a problem with me being an asshole for the past 3 years, then I don't think she'd suddenly start with the "obvious" excuses today.
>>22719672 >He's complaining because no one on craigslist is biting for him right now. Did you miss the part where I haven't actually contacted anyone from craigslist yet with that stellar 'deduction' reasoning?
>>22719694 I've been here for 4 days and I had to be here at least 3 of them regardless of her. Surely canceling the last night of my stay and paying to change my flight to an earlier time was the better option.
You can get laid from Craigslist if you post ads. Don't bother replying to them because most w4m ads are spam or hookers and the few real women get 500+ replies. You're much more likely to get dates/sex if you post the ads because real women do browse Craigslist. Here are some tips for posting successful ads.
>don't go in with high expectations - expect all women who reply to be some combination of batshit insane, overweight, single mother, cheater, butterface etc >post something that is funny and interesting and well-written, this will get more replies than a one line ad that says "yo girlz hmu if u dtf" >really can't stress enough how important it is that your ad is interesting and funny, remember you need to stand out from all the other ads she is looking through so you are competing with ads other guys are posting >don't post anything too sexual in your ad, it comes off as desperate and unnecessary (remember you're convincing her to have sex with YOU so you are selling yourself not sex, she can get sex from anyone) >if you have a female friend or relative you trust a lot tell her what you are doing, ask her to review your ad before publishing it and see if she would reply to it >at the end of your ad tell them to put their favorite food or whatever in the subject line of the email, it separates real replies from spam and gives you something to talk about if you aren't sure how to reply >don't post shirtless pics unless you have something to show off >don't post dick pics >do post a pic or two of you doing something interesting with a group of friends (and don't be a bitch about "but what if somebody I know sees me on CL?!?" big fucking deal if they do, it means they are looking for hookups there too) >keep reposting every week and writing new ads until you get some replies
>>22719599 If you don't want to potentially see a trafficking victim then find an escort withher own website/go on TER or 411 and find reviews for escorts near you. I was a victim of trafficking a few years ago, I was advertised on backpage, and just...trust me. With CL/BP you're more than likely going to get a trafficking victim and no, there's no secret sign or anything, if she did anything to make a client suspect that was happening the trafficking victim would probably get picked up and beat on as soon as you left the room. Personal experience.
>>22702247 At my uni, I was drunk and alone for the night (after a party had finished early), and I decided to post saying I'd give anyone a blindfolded blowjob if they came over - my drunk logic was that they might be nervous about being recognised otherwise?
Anyway, a guy said answered, so I sent him my address. He came over, I answered the door blindfolded and topless, and we both said 'hi' before he came in, and I knelt down and blew him. He came, I swallowed, and he left. Only the next day did I think how horribly wrong that could've gone. I had a mix of fear/tingles thinking that it could be any guy around me for weeks.
>>22713237 This was just outside of LA, so Craigslist isn't too busy, but you can actually meet non scammers and hookers. Three of my best lays came off of CL.
In Vegas...not so much. You're basically looking for places that aren't filled with tourists. I really like CL for finding dates and women to hookup with. Online dating is basically a meat market catalog, but on CL, if you can write well and aren't hideous, you can do quite well.
>>22708164 Sorry for the delay, it should have the same ID for me but oh well. Anyways advice would be to post picture, post number surreptitiously if possible, the numbers spread throughout the ad and not all in one place so it doesn't get insta-flagged.
>>22708203 and zero dollars and zero cents jealousfag
I've had all sorts of encounters both from ads I've posted and responding to female ads. A good portion of responses to my ads were guys who I just ignored. Had a married couple as well and she was a solid 300lbs. My ads were off the wall with requests and those usually got the most hits.
>posted ad about wanting a nude maid while I jerked off >5/10 black girl responds with massive tits >she comes over and does light cleaning >blow my load and send her on her way >another bigger girl responds >go to her place and start to jerk it while she cleans dressed >says I have a big cock and gives me a hand jo >play with her fat tits and leave after blowing my load
I fucked probably a half dozen women on CL between 2007-2010 without really trying, ranging from a 23 year old single mom with a really tight pussy, a 19 year old black college student that let me tie her up, a BBW nurse from Wisconsin with huge boobs that I smoked pot with, to a philipina trap with an amazing feminine body, perfect asshole, and a tiny little penis. since then it's just been spambots, ugly black prostitutes, and dudes posing as women. Not even worth it desu.
>>22723906 Not reeeally... I'm not closed to the idea, but I mostly fucked people on CL just to see how it was and for the risky factor. And yup you can leave one if you want. >>22723909 I was in Redondo Beach a few days ago. Well technically Manhattan Beach over by that big mall.
And yeah.. I used to live in Riverside and then OC with all of the valley kids. Lol.
>meet guy on craigslist >knock on his door >he opens it, he's taller and more muscular than me, wavy black hair, medium dark skin, brown eyes >he’s standing in such a way that pulls me a bit towards/under him as I’m coming through the door, makes me feel small and feminine >he corrals me in, and quietly leads me to his bedroom >I crawl on his bed and sit sheepishly on a corner >he lays down on the bed, legs kinda open >we talk a bit, he starts rubbing his cock >I steal glances at his boner through his shorts >hes wearing soft gym shorts with no underwear >eventually I'm just staring intently as he rubs himself hard >I move my hand onto his bulge and start rubbing him through his shorts >I quickly move to stroking him underneath >he pulls off his shorts >seeing his boner now I start playing with the balls with one hand and stroking with the other >I dab the precum from his head with my finger and lick it >after that I cant resist and I wrap my mouth around his cock >hes not too big so I can easily take a good portion in my mouth >I suck him for a bit and he moves to take off his shirt, and my pants >I'm rock hard, he strokes me a bit >I'm licking and sucking and throating his cock for a good 10 minutes, playing with his balls, jerking him off >he positions my body and his so that he is behind me >he lubes up his cock and rubs it between my butt cheeks >he rubs his cock all around, and hot dogs me vigorously >he flips me over, and I lean my head in to suck his cock again >he's stroking me and I'm sucking his cock for a good while again >he rubs his cock on mine, we take turns jerking off both of our cocks with one hand >he says hes about to cum, asks me if I am 1/2
>>22724625 >I say no, not really >so he grabs my cock, lubes it up, and jerks it vigorously until I'm about to cum >he's standing over me, erect cock at my ass and I'm on my back, he starts to shoot and I lean in to swallow his cum >some of the cum gets on my chest, but most in my mouth >I scoop up the cum on my chest and sip it into my mouth >he seems disinterested after he cums, so I finish myself off with his cum in my mouth >I cum all over my stomach, and catch it before it slides off onto the bed >I manage to scoop some up and get it in my mouth >he hands me a paper towel and I clean the rest off >he goes to the bathroom and I sit on the bed, basking in the afterglow and relishing the taste of cum >he comes back and starts getting dressed, small talk and not much conversation >I get dressed and go to the bathroom, say I’m leaving >he walks me to the door and mentions wanting to see me again >I leave and go home, enjoying the taste of cum and feeling in my throat for the rest of the night 2/2
>>22706371 what are your rates? I've made some money off of craigslist before but nothing near what I would need for rent. Though I live in california so the rent is exorbitant
That could be true. I've made money off older guys but I take my time, make sure the situation is safe, always meet with them before doing anything.
And yeah, most of these guys are paying because they couldn't get laid any other way. They're old, married, overweight or bad looking. Some have been fuckless for so long their sexual fantasies have gotten to a point where even if they had a girlfriend she would never put up with his kinks.
>>22724636 Rent is cheep here, and one of the guys, I guess you could call him my "sugar daddie" is some ritch business executive and is paying for my college. I work 3 nights a week and make between $1000 to $5000
Every once in a while I make a post saying I'm a virgin. For some strange reason a lot of girls are into that. It really turns them on to teach or corrupt an "innocent" guy.
So I start to talk to them and really act like I have no idea what I'm doing. I fumble with the condom, act like I don't know how to initiate anything, and just play up the virgin thing. They start to suck my cock and tell me how hot it is to be doing this. Then they lay back and I slide it in and proceed to fuck the living shit out them. They never usually expect that and cum hard pretty easily.
I've done this with three girls now, thinking about trying it again. I would feel bad about lying but I don't. I always use condoms and actually get tested pretty often.
Best place to find actual people is to post in the m4mw or reply to mw4m postings. Ive met a few couples and 2 have lead to somewhat longterm sex but its not something that happens regularly.
Way too many flakes and guys posing as females/couples though so its a bit tricky. I personally never sent out a face pic directly from my main email I used nor from the number I texted. Asked for their email and sent a face pic from a secondary throwaway email account.
The two couples I meet now let me creampie the female and its hot. One of them has the female blindfolded and I cant talk, i think thats more of the guys fantasy though. The other couple are completely open and the guy is bi. I met them a couple weeks ago and fucked his wife in the backseat of my car after I told him to get back in the front seat so he can watch. Funny thing was the last time we met up for some outdoor fun we got caught by a local cop, I was kinda shitting my pants a bit but it was kinda funny. When she was sucking my dick I told her I wanted that cop to show up again so he could see my cock ram into her pussy and fuck her till I cum inside her. Shes a complete slut, probably fuck anyone I bet.
Here are some tips for people wanting to become CL rats and get laid
>frequently check the w4m section when on the computer, your much more likely to succeed if you reply soon after the posted >learn to weed out fakes, some clear signs are that the post has spelling mistakes, no age, picture that appears on google search, posted 2 hours ago despite being high on the search feed >Posting your own ad is slightly more effective than replying, especially if you're looking for women, but make sure you post a body pic in the ad >don't be afraid to include a pic, no one is going to find out its you, just dont post a face pic in the ad >use key words like: kink, dom, ongoing fling also describe yourself as attractive in your ad. >don't send women dick pics unless they ask for it, always send the most flattering body pic you have >try out the mw4m section, it has the most female posters and you'll likely be able to find someones wife to fuck if you are young and have a decent body. although you'll probably have to let the husband watch >Don't touch the t4m section, they are always unconvincing dudes or hookers.
These are all helpful if you are looking to a woman. Of course if you are looking for a dude all you have to do is post on any listing on CL and despite what or who you are looking for, desperate fags will reply asking to suck your dick.
Maybe I'm just pathetic, but any way to help overcome nerves for doing anything? I posted something up crazy late last night and I got two replies almost instantly but didn't do, or say anything to them because I felt so freaked out that I got replies that quickly.
Was the likelihood very high that it was spam? It was the first time I had put anything up and I was more than a little buzzed at the time. (Home, alone, almost 3am on a Monday)
>>22730633 can almost garuntee it was spam, they pretend they are a girl wanting sex and then ask u to sign up for a site to verify you. craigslist is dead these days. Anyone have any luck with it in 2015? if so post results and how long it took to find someone
>>22702247 >See an ad for a guy from Australia wanting a guide >He's a solid 7/10 >First night showing him the city he breaks into a hotel and we fuck in a really nice room >Second night we drink and go to a club >I surprisingly have fun with him, though I hate nightclubs >Swear I'll take things slower so I don't get really attached >He's literally the best person I'd ever met in every possible way >He lives with me for the next week >Barely leave the house except for school >Have amazing sex at least twice a day >He eventually leaves and I'm too attached >Considering taking a vacation to see him
He was literally a perfect human being and husbando material. Craigslist is alright.
>>22732280 When I've responded to a M4W or MW4W ad, I make it pretty clear I'm not spam. I reference things in their ad, maybe put that day's weather in my response, DON'T include a picture in the first response. I want to start an exchange with him/them because I want to make sure they're not spamming.
So this happened a few hours ago through a swinging website!
>Be me >Be 23, average body, always been open minded sexually >Opportunity using this site to meet up with a pretty ripped black dude >Offer, pretty bluntly, to eat his ass out >He accepts, we plan a time for later >Time swings around, I take the short walk to his flat (2-3 minutes tops). >Kinda nervous, worried about getting jumped/mugged whatever >Knock on the door >He opens it slowly, handsome black dude standing there >Bit of light chat, he leads me to his room >I tell him I've never been with a guy before, only ladyfolk >He responds by giving me a smile, getting on his hands and knees, notice he's not wearing underwear/anything, just a pretty long shirt >"Eat me out like a dirty bitch then bro" >I zero in on his ass and start licking >He's rock hard and moaning like a bitch >I make a lot of noise. I moan into that ass. I slurp at that ass. >I start tongue fucking him and he starts losing it. >I pull back, spit on my hand, and start rubbing my slippery palm over his cockhead >pornisagreatteacher.flac >I lose myself in the job, flip him over eventually, suck his cock, he's loving it >Tells me he doesn't believe it's my first time >I respond by slipping a finger into his ass and shoving the cock as far down my throat as I can >gagreflex.avi >Keep going til he busts a nut while I finger his ass and suck him off. >Cum tastes meh, but I knew that already. >He offers to help me cum >"Next time"
>>22733536 Yes it's becoming a thing over here. There are a lot of young girls girls getting into escorting. It's getting organized which means their pimps move girls from city to city and then the media and SJ.Ws spun it as human trafficking.
I just started making ad on Craigslist and replying to them about a week ago. Out of maybe 30 responses I have gotten, 20 were obvious scammers and bots. The last 10 were all real and interested, but 9 of them just flaked and stopped responding. So there is only one I am talking to that is actually serious about meeting, we are just trying to sync up our schedules where we both are available. So yeah I guess that is my experience with CL so far.
Sent a girl a decent message written in title case and she actually wanted to trade pics and then discuss some other things further. I don't remember if it was casual encounters or something else. I was way too shy even to go farther than that and bailed. Good place to buy gym equipment though.
Please excuse my grammar spelling and punctuation, im still buzzing from what happened.
I actually got a response that wasn't from a bot/scammer. Talked with the girl on whatsapp. Exchanged pictures. Turned out she's a big girl, but holy shit her face more than made up for it, makes me hhhhngggggg just imagining it in my mind.
Turned out she lives in the next town along where I live. I booked a room at a bed & breakfast. Made my way there with a friend who happened to be going to the same town for her bf's birthday presents on that day, she actually convinced me to go through with this whole thing.
Got to the b&b, sat down at the bar and had 2 gin & tonics (inb4 faggot, i like the flavour and needed something to calm me down a bit). She gets there, we exchange some pleasantries, i give her a peck on the cheek then we immediately go to my room.
we just lay on the bed talking for a little bit, then i get my shit together and kiss her. we make out and are both turned on at this point. we get undressed, i've never stripped myself so quickly before lmao.
she tells me to lie down and close my eyes, i do as instructed. she starts sucking me off, i'm so fucking nervous at this point i find it hard to find any pleasure in getting my dick sucked for the first time (this is a night of so many firsts for me). i still manage to stay hard though (amazingly). she plays with my body while she's blowing me, stroking my chest, my ballsack, gooch, arms with her fingers and im in fucking extacy because she knows exactly what she's doing and because im also ticklish, so im just writhing in pleasure and im being sucked off and touched. At some point i begin to feel my face and whole body pulsing like im possessed or something.
I just tell her "I want to eat you out." She gets on her back, puts a pillow underneath her bum. i fucking dive in there, the smell is strange but not unpleasant and i feel myself getting harder.
>>22737042 I fumble a bit trying to find the clit, but find it eventually. start going to town on it. get a few directions from her such as "side to side, faster, keep going, fasterrrrrrrrrr!" and so on. i start to finger her as well as tonguing her clit, OH MY GOD IT FELT SO GOOD JUST TO STICK MY FINGER IN A VAGINA. it felt so fucking natural, like it was the best place on earth. it was warm and wet and slippery and holy shit my mind was blown. i kept fingering and eating her out for a good while but it was exhausting, my tongue felt like it was going to drop dead and my arms (i alternated) felt like they were going to drop off or something. after the first time she came, i began to get a feel for rhythm and intensity and teasing too. in total i got her to come 3 times (that time). the moans, oh my god the moans and the convulsions. holy shit, it was the hottest thing i've ever witnessed. i was experiencing overload across all the 5 senses.
eventually i tire out and she asks me if i want to do this (lose my virginity/fuck her). im 100% affirmative, i've never been so sure of anything my whole life.
she puts on the condom and gets in position. i fumble a bit trying to get it in because it's a different perspective and harder to see where shit goes. i get it in, but feel fuck all and finally understand why a lot of men hate condoms so much. i give it a try and just dont feel anything in the slightest pleasurable. i eventually go soft and just pull out. we lay around cuddling and talking. i play with her boobs and make out and just generally explore her body. after a while she asks me "up for round 2?" im not as nervous as before but say that i went soft from the condom and not sure if i want to disappoint her again. she says "You didn't disappoint me, you made me come 3 times in a row." i get a bit of a morale/ego boost from this.
>>22737086 She tells me she got herself tested on the day i posted my ad and pulls out the papers from her purse. Im like ok? why are you showing me this? (I didn't realise what was being implied, again due to nerves) she tells me she wants to try again but without a condom but only if i want to and that there's no pressure. prior to the meeting she mentioned she works in the sexual health area of healthcare and that she takes cleanliness very seriously and stuff like that. i ponder on all presented before me for a good 5 minutes (don't even know if it was 5 or 30 minutes, i had no concept of time during all this) and decide to go for it.
She sucks me off and plays with me like before. i eat her out and play with her for a good half hour (once again it seemed like the moment was eternal and time stood still around us so im not really sure for how long) i lost count of how many times her body convulsed in pleasure (i asked her afterwards and she giggled and said she lost count too). i just kept going and going like the fucking energiser bunny, like a man possessed. i finally tired my arms and mouth out and received this look from her which screamed "I want you inside of me."
she got into position and as i entered her i thought i had died and gone to heaven. i went slowly at first then she told me to just pump her and that she couldnt take it any more and wanted me to fuck her hard. again i was experiencing sensory overload. her pussy juice mingled with her and my saliva in my mouth. i could hear the sloppy sound of my dick going in and out of her as well as her moans of pleasure. the room smelled of her perfume, my cologne and our bodily fluids, it was hypnotic. i could feel and see her hips and body quiver with every stroke. i don't think i lasted more than 5 minutes, the pleasure was just too much and i succumbed to orgasm. one which i had never experienced before. my legs and arms gave in and i collapsed upon her from the tremors in my body as i came.
>>22737158 we cuddled a bit then she had to go due to work the next morning (today). i got a fuck-off massive burger and milkshake from some local burger joint she recommended. went back to my room to eat it and watched family guy. back home now and have to go to work.
>>22737291 >replies to an add in broken English >add in broken English >add
Just busting your chops.
Not necessarily. Not everyone is fluent in English.
I responded to an ad from a guy. I understood what he was looking for, it was detailed, etc... but I could tell English wasn't his first language, that plus he said his cock was 20cm. Being an amerianon had no clue how big he was. Traded emails and eventually hooked up with him.
Nice cock, polite, clean, considerate sex partner. Would do it again.
>Posted add >Nothing but dudes >Decline all offers >Keep emailing once because he seems like a bro >Eventually he emails me saying he's got a chick ready to fuck us both >Fuck it I'm down >Go over to his place >Shower because short notice >Have spare clothes in the car >Freeball in athletic shorts >Drink a beer or two >He gets a call from her saying she isn't coming >Fug >Go down to basement to help him move some shit >Get done and just shooting the shit in the basement >Grabs my cock >What do? >Strokes it and I get hard(not into dudes, but it happened) >One thing leads to another and I get raped >Too afraid to do anything or move >I am retard supreme
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