/erpg/ - No Bullying Edition
>What the fuck is ERP?
Erotic Role Play. This isn't just cybering as yourself or being flirty on kik, you can get that elsewhere on /soc/. This thread is all about roleplaying distinct characters. Your "ASL"s can be an elf princess and the rugged but gentle half-orc knight that saves her, or the dragon that keeps her. Or maybe you're sci-fi greasemonkey, or the pilot of the starfighter she's repairing. Anything is valid.
>How do I get started?
Before anything else, come up with the character you want to fuck as. Try not to make a boring character, make someone you think people would want to interact with, it doesn't have to just be sexually! Once you've come up with your character, register an account on https://www.f-list.net and create a profile for them. If you're having trouble with concept, feel free to talk here with us in the thread or join our channel with a blank profile. We're happy to help you figure things out!
>So, I made my Character, what now?
After you've created your character and think you're ready to actually ERP, open F-chat 1.0 or 2.0 from the chat tab on the top left of the Homepage. Look through the Public Channels and find the ones which interest you or apply to your character. If someone's ad interests you, look at their profile and private message them if they still interest you, or wait for someone to do the same to you. You can also post your character here, there's a chance one of us will be interested.
>Where do you guys hang out?
JOIN 4CHAN /ERPG/ CHANNEL
Just get on https://www.f-list.net/chat/ and type
That will take you right to the channel.
I really need to play Madison Alexis Dylan some more.
I should also get some lezdom images saved. I've been on /gif/ this morning.
Okay erpg, youre the only ones I can trust with this. I got a cut on my asshole somehow, and now when I shit it hurts. But theres sympathetic pain on my chest. Those nerves arent supposed to be connected, right? What the hell is wrong with my spine.
Certified vagrant, proud advocate of anti-bullying. Unless you're a dork. Then you deserve it.
New additions over the last few days. I, for one, am happy to see the return of time-honoured traditions.
Hiroshima Nagasaki's on the ball, no denying.
Dem Motherlands, yo.
It means no bullying. Nerd. Whatcha gonna do 'bout it, huh? Nothing? Yeah, I thought so. Siddown.
Interested in making finding a solo GM? Otherwise, desiring sex-casual, highly unrealistic roleplay with hyper and hyper-fertility and other silliness.
Might want to play as Phurie's Charlotte OC?
Gimme feedback on this inline.
I've always wondered how people consider that kind of cybersex to be engaging and exciting. Not even a dozen and a half years ago, when I was first experimenting with cybering on battle.net at the ripe old age of thirteen, was I writing anything so utterly trite. No, I still wanted my context and build-up and framing and properly-written prose.
...Guess it's not that surprising I ended up falling into ERP a year or two later.
What's your absolute favorite setting to ERP in?
For me it's [spoiler]Science Fiction, gotta love those skintight suits.[/spoiler]
You've got good taste, Anon. World needs more sci-fi smut.
Fantasy more than sci-fi, but really anything that isn't modern. Modern a worst.
The real reason is a lot less fun than what youd imagine given Im posting in erpg.
Cant spoiler, just imagine it though
Im lenient on wiping when I know Im taking a shower, i got distracted in route though. It dried, cleaning it gave a slight tear, which is struggling to heal because all the chili Im eating has me shitting fists instead of normally. Itd be fine if the average diameter wasnt almost 2 inches.
>tfw everyone I run into that wants to do Sci-fi is aiming for some variation of "Like Star Trek with sex" or "Space Marine Power Hour."
>tfw I just want to play a schmuck in a starship trying to survive
(I'm the guy from the last general that was getting too into biology, ecology and manufacturing because the idea of a "Robinson Crusoe in Space" setting gets me all giddy.)
I've got a soft spot for peeling out of too-tight flightsuits, skin flushed with adrenaline and elation alike, after once again barely surviving lancing death in the terrifying void between stars.
0G fucking is also top-notch, too. All that grabbing onto a firm surface and grinding.
Whatever character I make is invariably a fantasy character, so fantasy it is by default. I'm alternatively amused or mildly annoyed when approached by characters that aren't in the same setting.
I try to make my characters so they can fit in various settings. Some are obviously more skewed towards this or that than others, but it's usually not that huge a leap to shuffle things around.
Fuckin' bards, comrade. Fuckin' bards.
Told'ja, already finished it a few days ago. I'm halfway through Poltergeist now.
But it showed off slinky leather clad urbfan detectives.
I'm scanty as fuck these days, though. In the middle of a mountain of legalese that'll be followed by moving, and that's even before you factor in the matter of my workplace coming apart at the seams and me having to pick up a ton of slack there.
But everyone knows that's not true. Even when I'm subbing I'm dictating the flow of my RPs, partly because I'm controlling and partly because other people don't live up to my standards, which is why I find it so draining.
Truly, it's all about the pantomime.
I miss you wonderful lot, too.
Not even remotely finished this character, but I'm posting anyways because why not?
Every thread I'm Watching has been so slow these last few hours.
On day we'll rise again from the ashes, and with a mirthful grin upon our visage. With dicks of gold and orgasms too strong to handle, we'll run the world, we'll subjugate and rule the masses with our iron fists.
Eh, not sexy enough. I don't like combat and I don't care for one post of sex. I want sexual pain all throughout and obviously I like it consensual. I want to beg you to step on my balls instead of beg you not to kill me.
I mean, characters that are "eh, sex is boring" but want to beat people up and gut them while they scream just don't interest me. I mean, kind of this >>22734262
Hear my missive, childe of the truth.
Know this, with nothing more than zealotry and fire deep in your heart, that we'll rise again, a wave of death on the poor, middle and rich, to give them an existence of pure blur!
Less mechanical motion, more sensation. Rather than simply describing what you're doing in matter-of-fact terms, the essential thing is being evocative.
I've been making profiles basically just to do inlines and image editing.
I was actually surprised to see that profile wasn't created specifically in response to those two images being posted four days ago, since I fully expected there to be at least one in the room and even more on F-List in general.
Not sure where else to ask, so I'll ask here at the risk of being retarded:
What's the difference between Shemales and Herms? I've always considered them interchangeable, but apparently they're different
Immortal elf with a focus on romance. Perhaps I should start including some non-custom kinks? And I need help deciding whether the facial scar of the second image should be canon or not!
>Perhaps I should start including some non-custom kinks?
No. But add more customs.
>And I need help deciding whether the facial scar of the second image should be canon or not!
That's one for making the scar canon. Guess I'll make a tally somewhere and decide by the end of the week.
Well, I'd need something particular I'd want to add first!
I'm pretty outgoing with posting ads, so hopefully that'll be enough. I would only include vanilla kinks that I doubt people often search for anyways.
I use system kinks to avoid the whole twenty-questions, "what's your opinion on anal, bondage, creampies, dildos, etc" thing for all the basics. For that reason alone I think they're worth including, even if you DON'T want to be found.
Subkinks are the best option here, although it is an extra layer of work. You get all the fun of customs with the ease of access provided by the default options.
Inner desires made manifest, tovarisch.
That's exactly on the mark, kiddo.
Welcome to the ERP front, bb.
I'm still packing my bags, don't worry, I'll be gone soon.
Now I'm thinking to myself "maybe in highschool I should have taken advantage of that cute shy girl that got super touchy with everyone the few times she got drunk."
I'd have had to be a completely different person to have done anything though. I'd already learned at that point somehow that sex with drunk girls = evil. I don't know when exactly that wormed it's way into my head but it did.
Yea. Packing them real tight and full with panties, dicks and the like.
I'll visit you in your dreams, baby! Don't worry...
Damn, that is some heavy autism.
>that Ulltrverse definition
Is there some kind of correlation between the weird fetishes and autism?
>find cute centaur girl for rape+vore
>RP starts with a fight for me to lose
>centaur fights by running around like a retard and smacking into me
>"she charges at the girl, planning to stop without trampling her,"
>"but if momentum has other plans..."
I should just go back to being the dom and be sadistic rather than weird.
>replace all , with blank
So it's 9e(48635*3+2)=9e145907
>one ultrverse is 9e302 trillions i.e. 9e314 'multiverses'
>so overall it's 8e146222 'multiverses'
This shit is out of whack of even the most insane idle games I've seen.
You should never want to be found. Don't let the government watch you!
Also, you do know you can search by custom, right? That's how I find my jerk off material.
>Well, I'd need something particular I'd want to add first!
Anything that you'd want to add a system kink for.
Sexual acts, though. How do you like your sex? Rough? Soft? Giving? Receiving? Do you like oral? Do you like musk or watersports or facesitting or panty gags or blindfolds or bondage or slapping or having a wet slimy cock rubbed in your face or pressed against a wall or manhandled or what?
Hell, I don't even know if "Gay" means "Gay" or "I like penises but I don't like men".
I prefer to use customs for those as well.
Honestly, in terms of looks I think a lot of customs with subkinks and a few scattered system kinks looks best.
I'll pack bags (of heroin) in your ass.
>"maybe in highschool I should have taken advantage of that cute shy girl that got super touchy with everyone the few times she got drunk."
Uh... only if you waited until AFTER she's not drunk. Just because someone gets gropey when they're drunk doesn't mean they won't regret it later. That's what "beer goggles" means.
>I don't know when exactly that wormed it's way into my head but it did.
/r9k/ are you honestly trying to say that the only reason you feel it's wrong to have sex with intoxicated people is because society made you think that way? If someone can't drive you really shouldn't have sex with them unless it was agreed upon in advance and you know their drunk feelings are the same as their sober feelings. Just as drunks don't want to wrap themselves around a tree when they're sober, ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ sometimes they don't want to have sex with you.
She wrote a FUCKASSHUGE number for her titsize. So huge it didn't fit on the profile. She had to pastebin it.
I used "replace all" function in notepad to count digits in it.
Oh, I didn't see that one, I just looked at the Ulltrverse number.
So her breast is larger than several multiverses. That... makes no sense and also what. What? Seriously, what?
"I'm walking on your breast. This is so sexy. There is breast as far as the eye can see. It's too up close to mean anything, though, and feels like ground."
>Please see definitions for a understanding of the sizes, Definitions thanks to Lilim Orlas
she copied the 'ultrverse' from somebody else.
>/r9k/ are you honestly trying to say that the only reason you feel it's wrong to have sex with intoxicated people is because society made you think that way?
There is no other reason! Don't tell me that if raised in a culture glorifying rape or without any people around as a wild child you somehow would know that rape is wrong. Those things are taught by society, not innate.
My morality is based on "I understand that other people have thoughts, emotions, and feelings, and that sometimes other people's actions can infringe upon those thoughts, emotions, and feelings; as such I should mitigate the things I do that negatively affect those people."
So, no. I know rape is wrong because I wouldn't want to get raped, not because someone told me that rape is bad. Here's a simple moral rubric: "Would I want this done to me? Do I believe they would want it done to them?"
Oh, you are one those, aren't you. Sorry that rest of humanity isn't up to your standards and as cavemen would be rapist, as spartans warmongers, in medieval europe zealots and in colonial era racists and slavery apologists. But good that we do have such shining beacons of morality that don't need any socialisation to keep down their lower instincts.
I'm pretty sure "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" is pretty fucking old. Sure, people haven't always followed it, but I'll admit I clearly don't always follow that, considering the arguments I get into.
Morality doesn't come from society, it comes from realizing that other people are people. And actually caring about that fact.
I wouldn't want to accuse you of having been well read, but Hobbes is wrong and has been proven wrong time and time again. If anything it turns out that humans have morality because we're social species and morals and empathy allow us to function as a society. Not the other way around.
I mean, fucking Chimpanzees and Bonobos and Gorillas have morality. It's not "noble savage" bullshit, it's "we have society because we can understand that harming others is bad".
If anything society allows for the degradation of morals. Case in point the warmongering raping slave owning zealotry you mentioned.
>Thread about typefucking has degraded into a debate about the morality of rape
I really hate you people some times
Yet chimps happily kill and rape each other without any problem and up to one third of deaths in pre-agrarian societies were an effect of violence of some kind. And rape is particularly funny example given how for most of history it was seen as particularly heinous crime not because suffering involved but because woman's sexuality was a property of her husband or father. It was violating something with actual monetary value. Without social stigma attached your "innately moral" people would be running around raping whoever they could their cocks on.
We always must grapple with the troll, despite the grapple mechanics being broken and unintuitive as fuck.
Are there any RPGs that have good grapple mechanics?
Maybe games that just abstract it entirely?
Less morality of rape and more Hobbesian ethics.
>Yet chimps happily kill and rape each other without any problem
>Without social stigma attached your "innately moral" people would be running around raping whoever they could their cocks on.
No they wouldn't, which has been shown time and time again. Also, history hasn't been this unanimous "women are property" thing. Rape was seen as wrong in many places because it was forcing someone to do something they didn't want to. Hell, that's not even touching on the laws against raping other men.
nWoD 2e. You roll Strength + Brawl - Defense (a normal attack) to grapple. Once grappled on whichever initiative is next you both roll Strength + Brawl. Whoever wins decides what happens (reverse the grapple, break free, drop someone prone, control a weapon, deal clinch damage)
It's surprisingly intuitive. Both characters act on the same initiative and play a little minigame.
None of the links you posted really support your stance. Oh, yeah! Hunter-gatherers didn't wage wars that often. That doesn't mean that inter-grup violence wasn't common place. It's hardly an argument for some innate human morality that without developed society you are unlikely to be killed during a battle when you are almost guaranteed to get bludgeoned to death by your tribesmen because he thinks that your hat would look better on him.
Also how "has been shown time and time again" that people from primitive societies are unlikely to commit rape? Do you have some proof of that unlikely idea or are you just pulling it straight from your rectum?
Shut up and/or go away.
This is not the thread, or the board, for this.
I always point anybody who argues "war didn't exist during the hunter-gatherer stage of socialization!" to Azar Gat's War in Human Civilization. It dedicates an entire chapter to tearing apart that empty, untenable assertion. tl;dr there wasn't a whole lot of standing up and slogging it out in pitched battle, but there was a whole fuckload of bushwhacking, ambushing, and night-raiding - to the point where something like 20% - 25% of your average pre-settled population would be dying due to interpersonal violence.
Because elegance and decadence go together like peanut butter and chocolate.
"Chimpanzees are violent!"
>Here's evidence they aren't
"That doesn't prove anything!"
Also, what has been shown time and time again is that we aren't all just waiting for a lack of laws to just start raping and murdering each other. I mean, I'm sure you've heard of the Stanford Prison Experiment, but I'm also sure you don't know about how poorly handled it was.
But that's still mostly wrong. I mean, as one of the links I linked points out no two anthropologists agree, but from what I can tell it's quite a bit less likely. After all, before agriculture there isn't really much NEED to war. War is about taking someone's stuff. War against someone without any stuff is time consuming and resource intensive, which is hard enough without agriculture.
>something like 20% - 25% of your average pre-settled population would be dying due to interpersonal violence.
That means a lot less when "25%" might mean "one guy".
Meanwhile our closest species relatives don't really seem to be murdering each other left and right. Hell, even the ones who ARE violent, and most of them aren't.
Raids for prisoners (usually women), efforts to settle perceived slights, and accusations of witchcraft are all common, documented causes for semi-organized violence in pre-settled societies.
So yeah, even if you don't have crops, your breeding stock is potential chattel. And "one of our promising hunters died out of nowhere for no reason; clearly this was sorcery by the neighboring tribe!" has carried down through the generations in all sorts of ill-informed xenophobia. And of course, bull-headed honour always has its place in the causes of strife, just as Thucydides stated so aptly.
So remember! That next scene you run involving stealing and raping the women of some other grouping? That's a time-honoured pastime.
>That means a lot less when "25%" might mean "one guy".
No it doesn't. It's still place where you are quite likely to be murdered. Not even the worst slums out there are as violence-ridden. Let that sink in for a moment.
>Here's evidence they aren't
It's also not an evidence that chimps aren't violent. It's an evidence that they can see when you are tring to screw with them, yeah. But they aren't some cuddly pacifists as anarcho-primitivists would lead you to believe. Chimps are vicious motherfuckers.
What do hunter gatherers need prisoners for? They wouldn't even have anything to keep them prisoner with. Are we even talking about the same groups of people?
Hell, come to think of it I don't think I've ever heard of pre-agrarian cultures being worried about sorcery.
I linked like twelve articles. You're mentioning something from one of them.
Chimps aren't hyper violent and bonobos solve their problems with sex.
I should clarify that number. It's not 1/5th to 1/4th of the *entire* population (a clearly unsustainable number), but rather 20% - 25% of all deaths. That's still a staggering and horrifying number, mind: somewhere around a quarter to a fifth of all deaths in your average hunter-gatherer society being caused by other human beings.
Hell is other people. It always has been.
...Damn it, I really should know better than to get bogged down in this discussion, but I'm a historian by training and education, and a lot of my personal specialization is in military history. I spent - and spend - a lot of time thrashing around with this kind of material.
Breeding chattel is the big one, as I said. More women, more children, (usually) more status. That said, pressganging to replace your own losses is not wholly uncommon, either. And every society since time immemorial has been concerned about sorcery, witchcraft, and the unknown. We just sublimate it into established theological frameworks or scientific schemas these days. People hate uncertainty and want explanations for it.
You can't pressgang people when you have nowhere to pressgang them and nothing to pressgang them with. Having captives inherently means having somewhere to keep them captive. And having people to guard them and watch over them.
I feel like we have to be talking about different groups of people. I'm talking, like, paleolithic. Where most of the violence you faced was getting into an argument and beating someone in the head. Hunting and gathering, where having a war would be pointless and costly.
I mean, a lot of what you're saying doesn't jive with the research I've seen (which basically points to Agriculture as the source of all human evil, of course). And just brings up several questions of logistics.
>I should clarify that number. It's not 1/5th to 1/4th of the *entire* population (a clearly unsustainable number), but rather 20% - 25% of all deaths.
What difference does it make? I'm an engineer, not a historian but i'm pretty sure that all people die so number of people that lived and people that are dead few thousand years ago should be equal. Unless there is something i don't know.
You're misunderstanding the treatment of captives in these societies. You either killed them quickly and publically to make a message, or you integrated them into your own grouping. You didn't keep the prisoner you were knocking up in a pen somewhere; they were part of your household.
And no, I'm talking about documented cultures that have been found around the world with little to no evidence of established agriculture. The "m-muh evils of agriculture!" is ideologically-driven Noble Savage apologism, which is tragically common in some corners of anthropology.
The thing about civilization is that despite the growing intensity and furor of conflict, it does a pretty good job of suppressing the number of dead and injured as a percentage of the overall population. Modern weaponry kills more people than spears and arrows did, but not proportionally relative to population growth. The exception there is nuclear war, naturally, but we haven't gotten there yet and hopefully we never do.
I'm onto you, reptilian. The only people who dislike peanut butter and chocolate are either those who are allergic to one or the other (tragic, but so it goes) or inhuman abominations wearing flesh-sleeves to infiltrate society.
I assume he means "people who died from things".
But these weren't even civilizations.
Besides, we should really be spending less time talking about the Leviathan and more about how stupid /r9k/ is to say he only believes rape is bad because society convinced him rape is bad. I mean, however prehistoric people acted that's clearly a morally solipsistic thing to say.
As I just told you in the channel, I'm pretty sure /r9k/'s line of thinking there is, at bottom, the way most moral codes work. Value codes get compiled that reflect the interests and concerns of a given society, and then are propagated memetically until they are (hopefully) internalized. That many societies share similar values just goes to show that the human experience is pretty similar no matter where you go, and most people worry about the same stuff.
Yeah, but he seems to assume that the whole "Golden Rule" thing isn't inherent, or that the notion of humans working together because we're social creatures isn't true.
Morality springs from getting along with other people and understanding that they're other people. Then gets codified.
He seems to have this notion of the Leviathan, where everything is shit and everyone murders each other and rapes for fun until someone tells them not to, and that morality isn't inherent and that people ONLY get along with each other because someone tells them to. People don't need someone to tell them to get along, otherwise we'd never get where we are.
Trying to reverse the point like that? Your slit eyes are showing, Ssthral. I'm wise to your game.
I'm just saying
Snekmen are way better than reptilians. For one, they don't bother with the entire infiltration thing.
can someone treat my like their pet/sub/slave?
can do voice
You walked into the wrong thread normie.
>Normies are into petplay and phone sex with strangers
Man, that definition gets less and less "normal" every time I see it...
Because we don't want to hear your voice. In fact, that's actually a bit of a turn off. On top of that, your sentence structure just for something as simple as talking is terrible, and you aren't using captions. You're asking for being someone's slave right off the bat on top of it, which usually implies clinginess.
But mostly it's that you're asking for stuff like Skype phonecalls while these threads are primarily about roleplaying as different people. Like... vampires and werewolves and monstergirls and Fighters and Barbarians and Clerics and Shadowrunners and space cadets.
I mean, we also do more mundane stuff, but we're essentially playing a role and pretending to be other people. The way you phrase it sounds like you want to pretend to be yourself (or an idealized version of yourself that you present as authentic) as opposed to a character that you pretend to be with no illusions as to whether or not it's yourself.
Basically you seem low quality when we don't like that. And there really are other threads for it. Almost any kik or skype thread will be happy to phone sex with someone who wants to be someone's pet.
I'm not going to look through them, but there are a lot where it's like "I'm going to fill your belly up with my stinky jizz, master" and "you have to clean your pet's smegma up and only your tongue will do~"
I posted "can do voice", not "HAVE TO do voice".
idk, I'm kinda desperate
I've had little luck before, and I'm kinda starving to play sub, but no-one wanna do a play on making a male dom into a sub. I'm just testing the waters b4 i make a profile, cuz I don't wanna make a whole new profile for nothing.
It's mostly by the way of phrasing. "25% dying" sounds like all at once.
Because you're some random guy on kik or etc.
As OP says we're here about roleplaying characters in developed scenarios, with main avenue being flist, not about random sexting.
>I've had little luck before, and I'm kinda starving to play sub, but no-one wanna do a play on making a male dom into a sub. I'm just testing the waters b4 i make a profile, cuz I don't wanna make a whole new profile for nothing.
If you're ok with playing a shemale dom being made into a sub, f-list's population of bitchbreakers is going to welcome you with open arms.
He got it like once and then spent weeks yawning while stroking his 14 inch anthro cock (actual quote) in the channel and leaving to play vidya because he wasn't getting anybody.
>He got it like once
His whole profile is filled with conquests.
>f-list's population of bitchbreakers is going to welcome you with open arms.
You mean open anus. Also, some of them will play with guys.
Id really like to try to get into this. I made a charakter and joined the Channel in OP's Post. But i dont really have an Idea on how to start A chat with somebody. Im in the chatroom, name is Slyva.
Okay. The channel is generally just an OOC chat about random things. Join up whenever you feel like.
For RP you go find other people with profiles that look compatible with your and interesting to play with and propose to roleplay something.
Would you mind looking over my profile to see if i did something stupid/didn't do something i should.
Basically i dont want to step on anyones toes because i didnt follow any rules i didnt know.
Ill post a Hi in the channel so you can find me.
Sure, I'll give you some, although Makoto is also up at it in the channel already.
Okay, prelude: these aren't /rules/. F-list is huge and you can find audience at any level of effort put into the profile and the RP itself.
As a memetic "lowest of the low" benchmark we here like to laugh at this guy https://www.f-list.net/c/tobi%20wolf
But the recommendations are helpful to raise the quality and reduce clutter in the profile to make it more approachable.
First off, grammar. It's something that you can get rejected for very easily. So keep an eye on it.
Second: the kink list. You have gone overboard on it. Selecting every single kink is not really needed and only make it harder to find things that you are really focused on. A bunch of kinks are also rather redundant.
Third the profile: first person is rather unpopular, and recounting the plot of warcraft is kinda unnecessary. Just describe your character as a powerful Draenei priestess that likes being submissive behind the curtains.
I might redact that comment to be honest
I was thinking that some of this stuff went without saying but I keep coming back to "Well, yeah... I could see that happening and the need to warn against it."
This person must have had some real bad experiences if they've needed to state "Being black better not be your only reason for having a big cock."
I didn't know how much I wanted pic related.
It's a pretty common occurrence.
Although I think they mean "having a big cock better not be your only reason for being black".
All too common.
To the point where I've played with at least one player because their character was black and not just a big black cock.
If you're okay with watersports... (and also just flat out cartoonish casual use settings)
Making people feel good
In my experience that kind of power thrill comes from manipulating people's emotional state rather than actually causing emotional stress. It's just easier to hurt people than it is to make them feel good.
Iunno, hurting people is something people like because it means negatively impacting them. That will always mean more than uplifting others to some people.
Plus, like you said, it's easier. And it also becomes harder and harder to make people feel good. It's always easy to make someone feel like shit.
So.... isit wrong that my first instinct in finally posting in one of these threads looking for a girl ( vag girl or dick girl ) to bully me terribly in RP or do you just mean the bullying people for their sexual preferences or something?
either way i think i might try this out >>
- Spooky <3
>Someone sends me a message which is basically just "hey"
>They have "hey" in their no list
Do you think this is a game, motherfucker?
On the other hand, feels kinda good getting messages before the profile is even done.
I've gotten PMs on holder profiles from people who have "no empty profiles" in their Nos. They always get defensive when I point that discrepancy out.
Relax. You seem upset. Maybe you should go out to dinner with somebody.
No need to be so caustic. I mean, really now.
WHY DID KASHIWAGI GET A DAKI COVER AND NOT THE OTHER MAIN GIRLS?
Because her laughter is a miracle of the BETAverse.
Why do people approach my placeholder characters?
I just made https://www.f-list.net/c/miss%20mayhem because Malice was talking about a concept similar to https://www.f-list.net/c/mistress%20mayhem and I figured I'd grab the name while I could. I got a barely there Sabretooth profile asking if I wanted to discuss a *storyline*. With my barely there profile. Why the fuck would I want to do a long term RP when I can't even finish a profile?
Muv Luv Spoilers and kickstarter saltiness
As a peace offering, have some sweater puppies.
Not really sure what you're asking, but "edition" doesn't actually mean the entire thread has to be about bullying, it's just an ice breaker. It doesn't have to mean anything in particular except what it means to you.
Spoilers: "pls no bully" means "bully me sexually"
I found some more in the search of good profile pics
Yes. It's really difficult and debatably as much about "orgasm from vibrations transmitted to/near-contact with actual erogenous zones" as it is genuinely "orgasm from being spanked", but then, orgasm is largely mental anyway. I mean, s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶s̶h̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶r̶e̶m̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶n̶a̶m̶e̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶c̶u̶m̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶n̶i̶p̶p̶l̶e̶s̶.̶
It's also totally a fetish of mine.
So many regrets and no one to blame
This is the future they chose
... Aside from my space nun
>I want to make people happy
>So that they'll love and worship me
And that's how cults are born.
No, why would they? I mean, except the ones who were raped.
the mind is the most powerful erogenous zone. ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶w̶h̶y̶ ̶A̶r̶i̶k̶a̶ ̶c̶u̶m̶s̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶s̶e̶l̶f̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶p̶u̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶u̶l̶l̶e̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶e̶h̶e̶a̶d̶
I wanted something for a blind (and gay-leaning) Justiciar type. Most other things would look too submissive-looking.
I mean yeah the guy is a bottom but that shoulden't change much of anything
Glad to see the thread's active again, but I've nothing to contribute.
Have some beefcake.
I want to wear his daughter's clothes while he fucks my face.
I said I want to, not that I'm going to.
Someone actually saw Alicia Night's profile and thought it was hot and basically made a character for me. I'm still probably not going to play with them. Which reminds me, I should reply to that note.
Of course it doesn't help that they named their profile "Fat Pervert Dom".
You ever start making an inline for someone and then love it so much you want to use it for yourself?
I even put in a message in the same colour as the background so that anyone who's not set to Dark theme gets to see text telling them how to switch to Dark theme.
This is mostly a mock up, though. Hopefully it looks as good on the real profile. I even made an icon test.
>I even put in a message in the same colour as the background so that anyone who's not set to Dark theme gets to see text telling them how to switch to Dark theme.
Also, if you want to test your own Inlines, I've made this.
You're the real mvp.
I love the template, too. My issue with inlines isn't making them since I'm good at editing after years of being in shitty forums. But my issue is picking the right fonts and all that. I get super self-conscious about it.
But hey, thanks!
I don't wanna RP with you, I'm just following my heart like the Disney princess I am on the inside.
Turn that scrawny ass around white boy and talk to me when you got some meat on it.
Ay yo, I ain't interested anymore, peace out and chill homie, I hope that the quest for the booty goes well.
I ain't yo holla back girl.
I'm saving myself for my waifu.
I've used all of these, and they all worked.
No it isn't. But I'm going to stop uploading them, you get the picture.
I should actually work on profiles instead of just editing images.
>Implying you shouldn't change your settings for your own benefit
Blue looks dumb. Seriously, I cannot stand it.
I've already changed my 4chan settings to be dark as well. On the worksafe boards, at least.
By the way if anyone wants to see the inline on a profile.
>bookmarks go down over the span of a few days
It wasn't anything major. Someone was being flirty with me in a room and my character ended up humping their character's face.
I was actually kinda worried people would be disappointed since it's late here and I'm tired but I guess a couple of people must have liked it.
But anon, teasing is fun. Why would I show you the whole package without just teasing you first?
Unless you beg nicely, I guess.
> tfw you have well over 100 bookmarks
> tfw youve never been pmed by anyone other than the people you talk to first
> tfw you have no face
Just make a girl with a penis, anon. I recently discovered an amazing new character combo too. Girl with a penis who is a -taur thing. I got five messages before I even finished writing it. Definitely the most powerful f-list character build.
>Deleted all of my characters
>Abandoned it for months and put it out of my mind
>See a f-list post somewhere else and it all comes flooding back
>Want to get back into it
>Literally no time what-so-ever to even attempt to get back into the flow of things
Holy shit kill me.
But I don't wanna play a girl, anon. I wanna play the character I made.
Gloryhole Princess, All 7s, and Miss Mayhem all got Notes before I gave them anything but names and pictures.
Do it anyway.
But that implies there's a limited amount of space...
That means there are more. Post them.
Wow. These are triggering me. Post more. I like being angry and confused and whatever emotion you feel when you see something so stupid it makes you stop what you're doing and stare.
>But that implies there's a limited amount of space...
The core complaint is valid though. Anybody who lists themselves as "claimed by my wonderful ____" in an ERP environment is dumb, and wastes the time of whoever was unlucky enough to open the profile, read through it, take an interest and want to play with them, and then see something like that.
I don't use blue theme, Did you just get banned anon?
Triggering pics aside, help me get out of my weird mood.
I wanna play my character, but I don't like any of the characters I've seen so far.
(And I'm in dire need of females that aren't either boring, spineless subs or BITCHBREAKING FEMDOM FUTA WITH A HYPER COCK)
Made me realize I probably shouldn't link my profile here now, though.
>Anybody who lists themselves as "[Gay/Straight/Notes only/YIM only]" in an ERP environment is dumb, and wastes the time of whoever was unlucky enough to open the profile, read through it, take an interest and want to play with them, and then see something like that.
Just because I don't want to play with you doesn't mean I'm not allowed on the site.
>That doesn't seem bad
>I know people are picky about vore, it's a very specific fetish
>I can completely understa--
Also, I've seen plenty of females who are interesting. What's your character? Hell, there are plenty of females in this thread who are like that.
(It's just most of them aren't going to want to play with a manly man, since let's be fair here most of the people in these threads really are guys who like cute girls doing cute lewd things together)
Your problem isn't a lack of interesting girls, it's a lack of interesting girls interested in your buff male character.
I can just make new profiles that are set to public.
Gosh I love lewd buttholes.
That carries some really troubling implications. Anyone could pretend to be someone else they don't like, post logs, then go screaming to the mods about it. ID: GybGfwJI could just as easily have been Ijiooda who got mad after that conversation and decided to frame Bonzi Buddy; the poster hasn't posted anything identifying himself, and that was his first post in the thread, so anybody could pretend to be anybody.
Moreover, F-List mods using 4chan threads to do their moderation for them is pretty much the height of irresponsible moderation.
>don't want to play with you
I think there's a reasonable difference between "doesn't want to play with <these genders>" and "doesn't want to play with ANYBODY". They can be on the site, but I'm also not going to fault anyone for complaining about them, because it is a waste of time for literally every single person reading the profile, except their "master" or what-have-you, who already knows what the profile looks like.
>thinking others don't want manly men
Don't you just go assuming things all willy nilly like that. I'm here to make fine art, cute girls doing lewd things just happens to coincide really well with that.
>implying the people who use browse new and the people who browse actual F-chat are the same
I won't speak for how fucked up either of them are, but you some of the people on chat are 10/10 material as well.
This is true, though.
I hadn't seen it from that point of view and you're absolutely right. My character does lean more on the buff side, (even if he isn't THAT buff considering the stuff I've seen there), manly and gruff.
F-List mods using 4chan threads to do their moderation for them sounds like a thing they'd do, though.
And yeah, it does sound like something they'd do. Which makes it extra troubling. Now we have to be terrified of discussing things in this thread. I'm suddenly glad I haven't posted my profile yet, just in case I might ACCIDENTALLY discuss someone behind their back.
And now I can't share my profile(s).
Until the ID changes or whatever.
We're half way to the bump limit anon. Just do some friendly shitposting and we'll fall off the board in no time
>Moreover, F-List mods using 4chan threads to do their moderation for them is pretty much the height of irresponsible moderation.
No it isn't. "Don't share private logs about other users" doesn't stop being a rule when you're not on F-list.
Also, are you saying that I shouldn't be on F-list? Or people who are full up on long term RP? Or people who make profiles for themselves primarily?
Sure, it's understandable that people might complain, but that doesn't mean it's something they have any real reason to bitch about.
Hey, *I* want manly men. But I see a lot of "Bi-Female Preference" and "Gay" shemales and females. Most people don't like non-femboy blues.
Although off the top of my head Aislinne and Lilithan like buff guys.
They probably won't, but there's literally no reason they couldn't or wouldn't. I've been told that old Shit F-List Says blog was technically against the rules, but anonymous, so they couldn't do anything about it if they wanted to. Although I doubt most of them would.
I mean, let's be honest "insulting people behind their backs and saying how stupid they are" is kind of a shitty thing to do in the first place.
I mean, it's fun, and fuck yeah I'm gonna do it, but still.
I wouldn't worry about it, really.
That blog, yeah. It hasn't been updated in like a year.
Link it now!
>I can't shitpost anymore, ran out of pics.
RIP IN PISS
>Captcha: NO OUTLET
When I'm done with you there sure as hell will be!
I really hate to use a "board culture" as a point here, especially since I hate most of what gets called "board culture", but the ability to anonymously bitch about things is kind of one of the huge draws of 4chan. And the ability to have uncensored, unfiltered conversations full of actual honest opinions about things, somewhere amid the pointless shitposting.
F-List mods coming to this thread and compromising that would be pretty much literally the shittiest thing they could possibly do. People need to vent. Where should that be done? In F-Chat, where they can even more easily justify pointless bans over it?
>Get Notes on a profile that has literally nothing but pictures
>Put pic related up
>Still get Notes
Last post was 8mo ago.
You know, I think I've had all of one unreasonable interaction with the F-list staff, even when they were telling me off. No, wait, maybe two, but they apologized and said they were in a bad mood.
F-list does what F-list does to protect F-list's ass. Users bitching about other users behind their backs is bad, and they're obligated to do something about it if someone complains.
>messaging empty profiles
Y'know, they probably didn't read it but they might be trolling. I tried getting one of my native friends to message you once, saying that they heard you were a vanilla loving one line player. I also trolled you one time under a fake native profile I use to troll SDLFRP. Good times.
I mean, I know WHY people do it, but that doesn't mean I like it. It's dumb.
One guy told me he assumed I was working on the profile but might be interested in planning something. With his nearly blank Sabertooth canon profile. There isn't even anything on my profile that implies I might want to fuck Sabertooth. Hell, the only thing on the profile mentions superhero team members.
>I tried getting one of my native friends to message you once, saying that they heard you were a vanilla loving one line player.
>I also trolled you one time under a fake native profile I use to troll SDLFRP. Good times.
Are you one of the people I realized was a troll, or are you the jackass who said you'd play with me, then goes "haha trolled you" and logged off?
The shit I had seen was just the tip of the iceberg.
> unironically saying trolling
> being proud of it
My friend was new to the site so telling him to message a bunch of people I knew that didn't ERP sounded like a wonderful idea.
Nah, I tried to pick you up in my SUV to get a hummer if ya know what I'm saying.
Closest description to what I was actually doing is trolling, get mad about it fuccboi.
Yeah, they refused sadly. I'll get someone to mess with Rory one of these days. It'll be gr8
>not posting the best one
Hello, how is this looking? Avatar okay looking? Good idea?
I need approval please. Will finish soon™.
>You aren't interested in ME
>That means there must be a problem with you
Man, so many people with shitty profiles who don't seem creative want to do "all my faves" that it's ridiculous
So basically you wanted your friend to get turned down by people.
>Nah, I tried to pick you up in my SUV to get a hummer if ya know what I'm saying.
I don't remember that.
Also, "messaging people pretending to be dumber than you are so that you irritate them" isn't 'close' to trolling, it is trolling.
This reminds me that I've been meaning to write a /wst/ story about a manly knight/guard being seduced by his boyishly effeminate squire.
Then having a threesome with his scarred musclegirl commander and the boy.
>I don't remember that
You don't remember Kido Saizo? You have a pastebin for him and that other person.
>it is trolling
Yep. It really is a fun way to pass the time though, I'd recommend it to anyone.
>Knowing the person by their kinks
I knew I wasn't the only one.
I don't know how or why, but your last two images are fucked up. Here, I found the originals. Also, the other chan has a /him/ board for bara.
>You don't remember Kido Saizo?
Oh, of course.
Why? Why be an annoying twat?
I mean, do you like dealing with the stupid people of F-list?
Why would you pretend to be a stupid person when there are already stupid people out there? I honestly don't understand it. It's not something you would want people to do to you, I'd imagine, so why do it to others?
I've noticed that trolls tend to be the sort of people who get the saltiest when they're trolled.
Although that clears up whether he was an idiot or not.
Also, alternate image boards are shit for actually having a conversation faster than one post every eight hours, but great for porn.
It's just funny, and when it happens to me it makes me laugh. Talking trash ghetto slurs with a BBC profile is fucking hilarious. Posting stupid ads, responding to stupid ads with stupid replies, acting as stupid as hunaly possible to get a rise is my fetish. Like, most people have a good humor about it too, the average user is pretty damn self aware when ya get down to it.
Also the salty people are usually spotted from a mile away, and you can avoid them really easy. I love this fucking site, its the greatest.
Now, have you take a close look at the necks in the previous one?
Go back and look at it again.
Then open this one.
Ok just one more.
Anon please don't
its bad enough that I couldn't sleep at all last night
Oh fiine you big pussy.
̶L̶o̶o̶k̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶p̶o̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶w̶e̶i̶r̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶u̶n̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶v̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶s̶e̶n̶t̶e̶n̶c̶e̶.̶
What is going on there? How am I supposed to read it and how am I supposed to feel about it?
>How dare you! There is no way women act like that. Trust me, I know these things
>How dare you! There is no way; women act like that. Trust me, I know these things.
I'm honestly not sure which is worse. Is this like one of those satirical political cartoons where there are two interpretations and both of them are meant to troll? I hate trolling, but honestly that's an art form.
>>Where do you guys hang out?
>JOIN 4CHAN /ERPG/ CHANNEL
>Just get on https://www.f-list.net/chat/ and type
>That will take you right to the channel.
I've been wasting time in the Fuck, Marry, Kill channel. Its fun if you enjoy shitposting and watching F-list natives spill their spaghetti like crazy. [spoiler]the room owner sucks wicked cock too.[/spoiler]
Sucks cock in a good way or a bad way?
Renkai's Quickie's Galore
Haha somebody actually rolled my lurking alt
[00:05] System: Juliette Voltaire spins the bottle: Baal
[00:05] System: Juliette Voltaire spins the bottle: Ambrosia Emerald
[00:05] System: Juliette Voltaire spins the bottle: that duck
[00:06] Juliette Voltaire: Fuck, marry, kill. Huzzah.
[00:13] that duck: SQUACK
>Erotic Role Play. This isn't just cybering as yourself or being flirty on kik, you can get that elsewhere on /soc/. This thread is all about roleplaying distinct characters. Your "ASL"s can be an elf princess and the rugged but gentle half-orc knight that saves her, or the dragon that keeps her. Or maybe you're sci-fi greasemonkey, or the pilot of the starfighter she's repairing. Anything is valid.
Nice dick, but being a fucking idiot isn't going to make me want to suck it.
Goddamn I love lewd buttholes.
I just like buttholes, man. I like the buttholes of people who have dicks, because they're having a dick used on them instead of using their dick, but I like buttholes in general. The lewder the better.
Still a WIP, obviously. Posting to gauge interest in a straight dom trap. Let me know if I use too much weaboo terminology.
Pretty sure you can buy that off of J-List.
>Using gay as fuck art of characters who regularly get their butts pounded
It bothers me when people do this.
Honestly? I've seen plenty of them. They all seem just as spineless, but they're needy and want to put their penis in pretty girls. Many of the Straight Dominant femboys I've seen also don't seem to mind getting their shitter wrecked by a shemale.
If anything is going to give Togachi a leg up, it's the fact that (and I'm mostly just assuming, since he's from this group) isn't a clingy and demanding creep who expects women to do things for him. A lot of dominant femboy profiles are just as self-inserty and wish-fulfilly as the others.
>Using gay as fuck art of characters who regularly get their butts pounded
>It bothers me when people do this.
Understandable, but I specifically avoided art involving spread buttholes or any actual anal penetration so as to not give off an explicitly gay vibe that contradicts with the profile.
Besides, straight trap art is rare so I'm working with what I've got.
Well at least you aren't making a "I'm straight but love girlcocks" profile with clearly male cocks all over the place.
Thanks! I actually got the original from the artist's blog but they were both 2.5MBs like your first one, so that was my attempt at re-sizing them to get a lower file size.
Also I don't really know, but it kind of feels dirty to just grab any old image from a imageboard, like I have to find something ~unique~ and also finding it myself.
>tfw straight guy who plays a girl character on Balmung in FFXIV because I'm into femdom and dominant lesbians are so much more common than dominant straight girls
>I'm beginning to catch on to people who are only interested in me if I can provide Roleplay for them
>I'm not a fucking plaything. I'm a person with feelings.
It's not something I get upset about, but I definitely have two types of acquaintances on F-List. The ones I can chat up with whenever and be silly with, and the ones that never have anything to say beyond "hey wanna rp?"
>ERPing in an MMO
You don't see how it's annoying to have people treat you like you're just there to get them off, and that your feelings don't matter?
I mean, that's one of the reasons we all hated Fie. Because he said things like "just block someone instead of explaining what's wrong" and "just disconnect if you cum early, who cares if they get upset?"
Or, more accurate to the "only interested in me if I can provide roleplay for them" part, my problem where people who may or may not like me but also keep pestering me to play with them.
Or people who just try to be cutesy or friendly with me because they want to typefuck my frankly amazing characters.
Also more butthole.
That artist is amazing.
That's not hilarious at all, that's literally the exact same thing. "Don't be clingy" and "don't try to butter me up just because you think I'll help you jerk off" are not mutually exclusive.