I just want a girl who will buy me cute underwear and shave the back of my neck
I have, I don't post nudes that much though. Only if someone I know hops in the thread and asks really
I value myself a whole lot and I deserve to give that to someone else
no thank you I will post my balls another day
Also actually love you <3
I'm not sure I understand this
and i definitely don't get this
hm definitely no samefagging here
also I do not suck dick for a living I work at barnes and noble
I just think grooming is cute and cute underwear is expensive ;_;
i'm not ur f a m
You might think it mean, but he got quads
It's also a very true post. You'll never find anyone who's both attracted to you and can deal with your angst and faggotry.
Oh, and I dunno about the fish, but there are lots of resemblances in this picture. >>22729476
Aside from the yellow skin, he could be you in a few years. Your hairline is already shit, so you're probably balding as well.
I don't think anyone actually likes this guy. Funny to watch his failed topics implode though. Especially whoever started the Homer comparison. Great work anon, you're really getting to him.
my hairline has been that way since I was like 4, and my grandfather's is the same at age 74. I don't think it's going anywhere.
It is getting to me because it's fucking annoying and unoriginal
i'm getting so tired of explaining this, it's arrow in the knee level humor and that bothers me so much
are you really gonna make me repost the messages i got from this girl i went to high school with
i'm more or less a virgin by choice
Indeed, you are a virgin by choice. It's your choice to be a whiny, desperate loser. It's not your fault you look weird, but you could definitely get laid by ugly fatties if you wanted.
>that girl is an ugly fatty
Oh, now I see the problem, you are a blind person on an imageboard.
in all seriousness, please go back to /pol9k/, you are shitting up this board.
this is actually my kik but please do not send me any dick pictures
I would look so cute on the front page of a national newspaper
I'm actually a pretty happy guy
also I can tell you post in almost every one of these threads because you use the word "mug" over and over again, what makes a person so angry?
not your personal blah blah blahhb lakfdmc,xlskif
so you're telling me there are at least two autists using "mug" as a word for face in my threads?
anon, we both know that's not true.
if you want to sound like you have your name embroidered into your underwear, sure.
I was going to say rat face but that seemed a little mean spirited.
the hilarious part of this exchange is that you're so desperate for attention that even negative attention makes you happy.
you're basically on the same mental/emotional plane as a female camwhore spreading her anus for a morsel of notice.
The actual attention is whatever, I don't care much about the recently proven to be at least two autists say about my face. I really love internet fights though, it's an addiction.
are you black
If you didn't crave the attention so much you wouldn't be making your own threads practically every day.
funny enough, if you take out the random insults and your samefagging on different IPs, your typical thread gets about 5 responses from a fat girl and a few homosexuals.
I have never samefagged one of my threads lol
also the girl who posts here isn't fat
I never said anything about not craving attention, really, it's just that I don't crave negative attention.
This is things I do for my husband except not cute underwear because he doesn't want cute ones. I buy him clothing that I know he likes. Do you shave the back of the neck though got to keep that shit clean
I'm afraid to screw it up so I just get really regular haircuts instead
I like the intimacy of grooming more than anything though, honestly.
Artsy polaroids I took when I was like 16
I can post more if you want dude
Are you really gonna call that girl fat
But you said that's all that I get and she actively tries to fuck me so
she's not the only one I rejected in high school either
You're one of those guys that takes the slightest flirting and thinks it means she's totally into you, aren't you? I'm sure you "rejected" all these girls in high school. Yet you're still a virgin. That's really, really pathetic if you're telling the truth about these supposed girls wanting you (which nobody believes anyways)
Idk if this i what you'd call "slightest flirting"
seriously, almost any time I'd mention I was a virgin after junior year something like this would happen.
So these girls were virgin chasers who hadn't actually met you yet. Once they got to see how creepy and weird you really are, they noped the fuck out. That's why you're still a virgin. Of course you're going to make up some story about how "I'm waiting for the right one" or "it would ruin our friendship". Classic virgin excuses. There's also the "I'm not really interested and didn't want to try"
...it's not though lol
I've seen her vagina, it's alright. I love how desperate you guys get once proven wrong, it's always "NO SHE'S NOT REAL" until I prove she is but then you guys go for the ugly/fat/samefag shit, it's hilarious. This is the first time I've heard her accused of being a trap though. Very interested to see the "proof" so I can laugh about it with her later.
I still talk to that girl I posted, we've known each other since freshman year. The rest were girls I had classes with in high school and college, it wasn't like I just shouted HELLO I AM A VIRGIN and they were like "ayyy," these were girls I had talked to enough to have a conversation about sex in the first place.
It's more about me being comfortable with someone else touching me that much, especially when I can't see them.
It's because the one time I tried to have sex with someone I wasn't 100% into emotionally, I couldn't get hard. When I find someone who I really like from a personal standpoint and is also really physically attractive to me, I'm too nervous.
I'm also just noooooot that interested in sex anymore, since I was like 16 I haven't felt nearly as much desire for it. It's like a frozen pizza, if it's around I'll eat it, but I'm not going out of my way for one. I'm more into emotional connection+foreplay/kinky stuff.
David, don't you know that fucking as often as possible is the primary life goal of every REAL man
I'm not sure why that one is so appealing. I generally want to play with your hair in response to most pictures you post. I think it's a hair/expression/shirt perfect storm. I like this pic, too...the glasses, especially.
You always post this as proof, if anything it makes you seem clingy, as if it were the only time it ever happened.
>'sure is samefagging in here'
>another ugly pic of my hideous mug.png
Hey look, it's the only "girl" on the site who talks to you.
This analogy was so stupid it gave me secondhand autism. You're a virgin because you're one creepy motherfucker who scares people away when they get to know you.
How do you figure? I made a comment now and one on my computer earlier which was a different ID. Far cry from dedicated. Or are you trying to claim that every single person is just samefagging?
Probably the lamest copout there is, claiming samefagging. It's impossible to prove one way or the other, and just serves to throw doubt on a person's character rather than their words. Can't you do better?
i've done it twice lol
oh fuck hahahaha
she's probably saying that you've commented in my threads before
and you have let's be honest
anyway, what's wrong with that analogy?
please go ahead and post this instead of homer, I actually giggled a little.
I found that girls >>22732864 Instagram and I'm linking her to this thread you sicko.
Maybe you'll think twice before lying.
side note: why are you so angry at me?
Let's be real here: anyone who has posted multiple responses to a thread they claim to dislike has already wasted their time....and probably done it on more than one occasion.
I actually found the girl in quotes thing amusing.
Anyway, I'm sorry people are shitbags, you're pretty, and I want to nip your jawline.