Let's see what A grade roasting /soc can come up with for everyone
Stereotypical grade A slut
Don't be too hash
I love you all. None of this is serious
i c-cant think of anything I haven't said before.
I'll come back to yuh
get a nose job
Would suck my dick if I even smiled at you, you fake preppy slut
Now she may be a slut but you're the worst kind,a hidden crazy fuck. You're the type of bitch who would try wrap her legs round me whilst I'm fuckingin they hope I would shoot some of my genes inside you
How many times have you had the shit kicked out of you, your nose looks like a bent spaceship and your make up was done by an autistic 70 year old with Parkinson's
You are definitely over compensating for a tiny penis, probably a jock douchebag that all his friends hate but you don't care because the girls look at you for an extra few seconds
You've long since reconciled yourself with the fact that no matter how much you suck Steve Jobs' dick post mortem, it'll never taste as good as your father's did.
Your hair is the exact same hue as the dirty dish water my coworker left in the sink at work today
You're almost as bad at styling your hair as you are with taking a picture in focus, but neither the hair style or the blur successfully distracts anyone from your busted-ass face
Only guy she has said no to has been 4/10. Even 4/10 with tattoos qualify for a dick sucking though.
Probably hasn't gotten any male in real life.
I'd stick a wet finger into your ear if we hung out.
I could probs break you into being doormat-tier.
Uses shitty cheap cats ears to keep away attention from pale boring face, probably haven't given out a compliment in your life and that's why nobody likes you. Typical girl who calls girls she's jealous of sluts because they get all the attention
Chooses his clothing based on how much he thinks it shows off his body even though he hasn't been on a real lifting routine since high school wrestling
Talks all that good shit about guys like >>22734397 but ends up dating one of them for five months until she finally realizes that no amount of passive aggression will stop him from cheating on her
I got the cat ears as a gift and this is a Halloween pic. You don't have to be jelly to call a slut a slut, slut.
Dude, yeah. I resorted to whoring on 4chan cause I deleted all muh social media after the breakup and need interaction and attention ;P Celibate since breakup tho.
It'll be a challenge ;p
Missed you somehow. You actually seem like a girl who takes really great selfies, although that's only because your chin is basically a straight edge so it's easy to frame the photo properly.
looks like a slut. kind of chick i'd think about fucking and that's about it. that's the only thing you look like you're worth. i dont expect a meaningful anything out of you. but, you're a good looking slut so there's always that.
thinning hair... nope. look like you try to maintain a nerd aesthetic but i wouldnt talk to you because you seem like you'd be boring or retarded.
dweeby hipster kid. looks average but probably tries to seem like a quality person but actually has nothing special to offer
dudebro that is literally part orange. hope that's just the lighting.
you look like the typical vapid cunt with daddy issues.
Doesn't understand how her shirt works.
You know that growing out your hair makes it look even thinner right?
You could probably crush a walnut in your dimples.
You look like you could use some sun screen. I guess sitting under harsh lighting all the time will do that to you.
Here's a photo of me with my hair going all over the place so you mouth breathers have an easy target
Obvious retard women logic is obvious. Everyone knows women don't want people they know irl to know that they are slits, even if they know that you know that you are. And what better place to whore it out than an "anonymous" website?
I'm gonna settle this you >>22734360 I would fuck after a night out and that would be it.
>>22734505 I would not be ashamed to introduce to family.
One a cum dumpster , one gf material. There
Fair enuff...slut ;*
Yes hello, who dis be? Lemm see whoa shit lmao dude dafuq you look like you have FAS xD
Pic is me and my girl, I give you all permission to go at it
Not everyone classifies relationships the same way you do, oh silly sluts.
I'm just projecting my insecurities about not taking in everyone's dick for validation ;(
You look like Cheryl Cole, a woman everybody hates...
You'd play the uncredited role of 'Lonely Classmate' in a re-imagining of Mean Girls
Normally when you draw a line from north to south down the middle of a face it doesn't have a corner in it
What is this dreadful photo, you look like you've been left behind at the annual vegan conference or some shit
"Hey take a photo of me in a laid back natural pose, just make sure it has this Armani box and shitty watch in it so people think I'm a baller" - you look like an unreasonably arrogant person.
You've clearly spent far too long lurking, posting and garnering attention in the recesses of the internet, the cat ears and the tilted head are so played out dawg
Report to the nearest genetics lab, they've been looking for the missing link for a while now
I'm not mean don't take this serious.
Your eyes have a psychopathic look to them. You look like if someone dated you and he even looked at another girl you would stab him and continue to live day to day with a dead guy in your house like everything was normal.
You try to have a lasting relationship and you think the key to that is having sex right at the start and guys treat you like shit and use you as a cum dumpster.
You also look like you would stab someone and do whatever it takes to get your next shot of heroin or some hardcore drug
You have a small dick and compensate by getting them gains
Bruh. I don't even have to roast
I'm bad at roasts. and if i skipped you, its either you didn't roast anyone else or i legitimately couldn't think of anything
Ms. Cat Ears went for the easy shot of calling OP a slut because she's aware OP is more conventionally attractive and, presumably, cat ears has strong Christian values and was put off by the idea of sexual promiscuity. The guy who's been not so subtly flirting with her in this thread used that rivalry to win her over under the pretense of insulting OP's ability to put three dicks in her mouth at once - probably because he's aware that his head is lumpy enough to resemble a potato and this is his best bet to get some internet pussy.
Long story short you're all too busy covering for your insecurities and jerking each other off to even do a god damn roast thread.
I love soc
Oh wow didn't see you there, you look like a chimpanzee with down syndrome, you have your ears pierced too damn dude that's pretty cool I bet that gets all the pussy. Yeah not really much else to say about you
Yea man, nice generic boring roasts as per usual. Lemme show you how its done boy.
Brah listen, dude idek man, are you hindu? Watsup with that hindu mole thing on your head? At first I thought I saw the first albino Indian kek, but nah. Then I saw them shits all uber your face and was damn bro you got dat leprosy oh lawdy mama, imma need my boy Jesus to come here again, skip the old men and help dis poor soul here. Amen
justin bieber's less attractive, fuck-up cousin.
holy fucking kek. not even roasting. I want to chill with you
you look like a monkey with down syndrome
Not every grill opens their legs to everyone just cause it's approved of nowadays. I have a mind of my own and can think of what positive outcomes could come from letting a new guy enter my legs every weekend could be.
>There is none.
Sounds accurate desu.
You can barely see her face anon, the only thing conventionally attractive is her tits.
I don't have strong christian values. Wtf is wrong with this world that if you don't open your legs for everyone then you must be a conservative catholic? When I was younger I was excited of the idea of promiscuity, but luckily outgrew that mentality before it could be practiced. If anyone in this thread is insecure, they are fucking idiots. We posted to get roasted.
bruh you took your picture from some random place http://www.failking.com/11841-photoshop-mastery-level-99.html like whats your obsession with getting people to roast. lmao
I've seen your other pictures and the only reason you have tits, is cause you're chub. That's already something that isn't conventionally attractive.
Also take off the tranny make up, it looks ok in pics but shit irl.