What would you boys do to me if we were alone for 15 minutes?
trade rare pepes
u like my pepe bby?
I would give you a rose, I would give you a kiss.
I would lay on your back if you were in a park and sneak up on you and whisper to your ear
"Hey, do you mind if I jirate my hips while I nibble your neck? I know me just met, is this awkward? You're so beautiful."
Ignore you while I watched TV, read a book, or browsed Facebook and played Fallout Shelter on my smartphone, occasionally trying to make awkward small talk with you and failing because you're so boring and self-absorbed, looking forward to when the 15 minutes were up and I didn't have to see your bland face anymore
His choice of language makes me view him as what is commonly referred to as a troll.
It doesn't even contain "newfag".
But you can assume that every picture you ever posted on the internet is saved somewhere, not only on 4chan.
Make awkward conversation until I find a topic of mutual interest which is a little unlikely because nobody else seems to be interested in the sort of shit I find interesting.
So make awkward conversation for 15 minutes
try to convince you that you have the 2nd nicest smile I've ever seen (read: pretty mouth)
and then try to prego you in desperate hopes of keeping you in my life forever, through our love child.
make u post a timestamp. so many keks on soc goddam